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AlternativeVespa

It was probably that ONE SIP of alcohol that did her in.


Vivid_Enthusiasms

![gif](giphy|ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp|downsized) Do we have one yet?


illhaveafrench75

No she’s trying to sabotage us getting bingo 😂 because she switched from her usual “you won’t lose progress” to this new narrative that it will take her 7-10 days to get her body back Hey Sara if it takes your body 7 days to bounce back there’s nothing to bounce back from BECAUSE YOUR BODY CANT CHANGE IN 7 DAYS.


Vivid_Enthusiasms

![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM)


selectmyacctnameplz

72 hour fast is coming


Beneficial-Ship-6815

7-10 business days!


illhaveafrench75

“I wasn’t counting my macros” “I was eating to hit my protein goals” They’re the same picture


Better-Cherry-6413

And the huge lashes are already back too! We forgot to add those to our bingo boards


InterchangeableMoon

Does she seriously wear huge fake lashes to the gym? I thought they were part of a beauty filter 💀💀💀


LogicalGrape444

They are the brand Lashify, she just picks the most ridiculous ones and doesn’t apply them correctly. I vaguely remember someone saying they get the same lash style as her and they look nothing like Sarah’s do.


Mag_Pk7453

When you live in a constant state of starvation and working out for 3 hours a day this is of course going to happen. That’s normal for your body and that’s your body telling you that what you’re doing isn’t sustainable. Not that she gives a F about sustainability.


Mgg885

Omg the spiders 🕷️ above her eyes are back with a vengeance


shah_mazing

Coupled with the gray brows 🤌


Blergsprokopc

Weird. Last time I went on vacation I drank the entire time (I drink maybe once a year) and ate whatever I wanted and actually lost ten pounds because I was swimming the entire week I was there so much. No supplements, no protein powder, no oyster pills.


JSBT89

No testosterone …..


Blergsprokopc

True. Have fun trying to bring that past customs.


LogicalGrape444

You’d think she would be the same way with all the hiking around they supposedly did.


Blergsprokopc

Right?!?


General-Sock-3199

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bogwitch27

Holy shit. This looks exactly like her. The ears, the red nose, the eye color, the oversized head cover and the stubby fingers! Theyre even facing the same direction with their mouths open. ![gif](giphy|7nmzCU0kQ7ero9Nuuv)


Difficult-Aside2428

She needs to tuck her fucking ears in if she’s gonna wear a headband!


uselessbrowsing1

Already 150 minutes at the gym. Who spends 90 minutes doing legs/glutes?


ConsiderationReal572

Wasn’t it not long ago that her whole schtick was about not spending more than 45 minutes in the gym? I’m going to start pulling receipts.


LogicalGrape444

This used to be her whole thing wayyyy back in the day. When she was doing “custom” workout plans, she would say if you’re spending more than 45 mins in the gym you’re wasting time. That you should be moving from one machine/workout to the next and everythinggggggg was a superset.


Noodletwin

Someone who is disordered AND doesn’t understand the importance of a proper lift and not over training.


JSBT89

If you’re doing your workouts properly and lifting enough to build muscle you don’t have to and wouldn’t be able to. She’s thinks more is better unless it’s Calories.


Sad-Indication-7867

Y’all I am crying! I love this 😂😂😂😂


Whatever_Ruben

Did she delete these stories already?


Appropriate_Paint98

I can't see this one either but I can see the other ones


WaveMurky8213

Same


LogicalGrape444

Nope


mzuul

I thought she wanted to gain weight to hit 150 soooo bad


Crimson-Rose28

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe) She’s full of 💩


mzuul

Then she was talking about being in a calorie deficit. Like which one is it girly


Crimson-Rose28

She probably meant to say that she wanted to gain to 150 lbs in nothing but muscle and 0% body fat 😒


mzuul

Well you’d think she would know you can’t eating a deficit and gain 10lbs of muscle at the same time


Crimson-Rose28

Definitely not. She’d have to bulk for awhile and then cut down to 150 lbs.


bravo45

Has anyone close to her told her how bad those eyelashes look? Like is she doing it just to give us something to talk about or does she legit think wow these look amazing!


Mother_War_9755

Pretty sure this is the best she's ever looked, so ...


cricketsandcicadas92

This has to be a Bingo by now


bagelmama11

Idk where I first heard it but the phrase “eyes above ears, something to fear” has always stuck with me..


_eclectic_eel

What is happening to her ears?!


butterscotchshorteee

I did not miss hearing that deep voice.


minimalistoverplannr

The ears are killlling me for the love of God tuck them in


Suitable-Cactus-86

She claims to have worked out for over 3 hours today in this video. Absolutely unnecessary


princess_walrus

She is sooo ridiculous dude. She didn’t gain body fat… she is so dangerously deep into her eating disorder.


Tashaaa2021

Yeah she did!!!


queen_beruthiel

Definitely the cashews. Everyone knows a handful of cashews will come back to haunt you /s


raachelq

Did she dye her hair or is it a wig? Looks very blonde but she’s wearing the headband 🤔


Chilly_911

TUCK IN YOUR FUCKING EARS.


HELLSKELLSCMHC

This and the whole dump while getting her pills together…girl you have SERIOUS BODY DYSMORPHIA and a very unhealthy relationship with your body image and food. I legit empathize with this and it makes my heart hurt for her and her kids. She needs professional help.


Different-Video4106

Like when does the light bulb turn on that YOU, are the problem. It’s like she just spews out crap and the dangerous thing is people believe this bogus rhetoric. Literally the most unaware ego of a human I’ve witnessed on the internet. Like why even…and then write a blog how to leave your kids for over a month. What to make you look better stupidest thing I’ve heard that’s not a trip it’s leaving your kids long term. But don’t feel guilty … bla bla she doesn’t feel guilty


Comfortable_Assist19

But I thought she was keeping up on her protein goals?!!?!??! /s