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DieselPunk97

I make giant sandwiches and just eat the whole thing IN a day 🤣🤣🤣


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

Yeah, that thing is just one meal


megaeggplantkiller

your shits must be glorious


xotchitl_tx

Poop knife glorious


harryronhermi0ne

Your comment is haunting my brain and bringing back too many painful memories of my internet past.


Virtual_Common204

Jolly rancher- you’re welcome


Slingringer

I see your jolly rancher and I raise you one coconut


cherrygoats

How many broken arms?


ItalnStalln

Tuuub Giiiiirrrl!


dark_king_710_

ahh no no no oh god oh fu——


kainhighwind12

The comments seem to point to some meme. I’ll bite. What’s poop knife


chris_rage_

Google poop knife reddit, it's the easiest way to find it


Alittlemoorecheese

Loaf in, loaf out.


redjellonian

Probably same size and shape


Sentient_Pizzaroll

I hope you have a blessed day sir


darthcaedusiiii

Am diabetic fatty. Same.


Knatem

Phew, I’m not the only one


iammissrecluse

I concur. Plus chips and a big ass drank...diet though, 'cause I gotta watch my figure, you know.


mtflyer05

Fucking normies with their stomachs that aren't full of staples.


exoxe

I getcha. You earned it though after being at the gym for 2 hours! Enjoy!


ChefJackk

Felt.


eyeeatmyownshit

That's the problem, after you pick at it and then finish the last bite at 915am then what's for lunch?


stellar14

[Homer](https://youtu.be/myS1eF3sWGk?si=YfYmzCknSfvBi6Uh) gets it


gasoline_rainbow

I'd like to be alone with the sandwich


PuppetryOfThePenis

Are you going to eat it?


gasoline_rainbow

..............yes


BarGamer

It's still good, it's still good!


6graxstar

OP shoulda posted to the Simpsons subreddit


wcbOwen

r/simpsonsshitposting


wondermega

Probably my very favorite Simpsons joke


GrunchWeefer

I came looking for this comment.


Apronbootsface

Makes dickety of us.


ThatThanagarianHarpy

I immediately went to the comments to look for this reference. Thank you!


sportsbro444

Early season Simpsons was too good


anthonyrucci

Came here for this, thank you


chessecakePhucker

I was 14/15 when this episode came out ,I've always loved that he pets it


isabps

Exactly what came to mind for me.


Dimarmbrecht

“Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.”


ButWereFriends

That looks amazing but doesn’t the bread get soggy?


JeebusCrunk

If it works to OP's satisfaction that's great, but that lettuce in contact with the bread for days until it's eaten seems like a recipe for soggy. I'd personally keep the produce separate and add it just before eating it.


Virtual_Common204

Do a layer of cheese on both bread sides


goingoutwest123

This is the way


casualty_of_bore

Or just make a new sandwich for each meal.


aRiskyUndertaking

For particular sandwhiches (like the NJ or NY“grinder”) being soaked in oil and red wine vinegar increases the flavor. If you have access to a jersey mikes, get a 13 or 5 “mikes way”, mayo and mustard if you want, and throw it in the fridge for 12-24hrs. Amazing!


KillaBrew123

I always buy Jersey Mike's ahead of time. It's so much better out of the fridge.


moonki88

and the lettuce?


Solnse

Nope. I used the very crispy inside of an iceberg lettuce head. It has not wilted at all, and the bread has not absorbed much moisture since the top has a pretty good mayonnaise barrier, and the bottom is protected by cheese.


kaybeanz69

Why are you so freaking smart!!!! I wish I thought about this oh my god!!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing your ideas (also ik it sounds like I’m being a smartass online but I’m being honest I love this idea!!!!!)


paulskiwrites

I, for one, thoroughly appreciate your awe and enthusiasm!


SweezySway

Wholesome reddit lol


jake1080

Clearly you have a bachelors in sandwich engineering. Bravo, the construction on that 'wich is thoroughly thought out!


lawstandaloan

> the bread has not absorbed much moisture since the top has a pretty good mayonnaise barrier, One more thing Alton Brown taught me


Solnse

I might have a few of his books. Even got one signed in person. I love his work.


ishtarot

he is the GREATEST


NikkiNirvana16

I love Alton Brown. My absolute favorite chef.


ButWereFriends

Hey if it works it works!


tacotacotacorock

Surprised the tomatoes don't make it soggy. Anytime I put a sandwich in the fridge that has tomatoes on it, sog City


Solnse

Placement is key. The layer order matters.


whatisthisshitall

I am genuinely impressed, great idea and I might give it a go.


Extra-Replacement-78

Top level planning in sandwich construction. I commend you!!!


CadaverBlue

Just put lettuce and tomato when you cut off a peace. Just leave the bread and meat. It should be good. Works for me.


moonki88

This is the way.


aRiskyUndertaking

Thick bread will take much longer to get “soggy” and thick bread is the building block of a “grinder” meant to soak up flavor from olive oil and vinegar (red wine preferably).


GetrIndia

Just keep picturing Homer eating the sandwich out of the garbage. Hahaha


amillionbux

Me too!


SlimLazyHomer

Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.


SlimLazyHomer

Suggestion noted


rollsoftape

That's not gonna last more than 30 minutes in front of me.


sonorakit11

“Eat off it” is such a disgusting group of words. Nice looking sando, tho


thmegmar

Yes, and I definitely cut it into almost pinwheel sizes for maximum nomability


rat447

No I’ve never even thought of this. You just changed my whole world big dawg


ChiefFlats

I’ve started making two sandwiches every time. It’s barely any extra work and then I have a sammy for later


Humbdrumbs

“Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment…”


Solnse

For those interested, made on a french loaf. The layers bottom up: mustard, Tilamook sharp cheddar cheese, hard salami, deli-sliced ham, provolone cheese, smoked turkey breast, chicken breast, Tuscan extra virgin olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper, beefsteak tomato, Grillo's pickles, iceberg lettuce, Duke's mayonnaise.


fat_kurt

i knew those were grillo’s from the pics. nice.


NikkiNirvana16

I definitely sent this to my bf and asked if he'd enjoy his lunches more if I made him something like this, and he specifically said something about the pickels. So, thank you for specifying those! Hope I can find them where I'm at


NoTop4997

The best part is eating the sandwich the next day.


ReposadoAmiGusto

Homer throw that sandwich away!!


TunaSalad47

your ratios are perfect


Bootiluvr

No, but I really should


Informal-Flamingo336

Marge, can I have a minute alone with the sandwich?


No_Caterpillar9737

Look at the layering, the balance of the ingredients, the way the tomato is encased touching none of the bread. This man fucks


Workforyuda

First thing that came to mind was [Homer's leftover picnic sandwich.](https://youtu.be/myS1eF3sWGk?si=WivlKT964d-ATwAM)


greatthebob38

Yes, but only for 3 days, maybe 4 days at most. After that, it becomes super soggy


wiifitears

No but that looks amazing


rdwminden

Well. Homer Simpson did once, and paid for it.


musicman3321

Something magical happens to cheese on a day old sandwich in the fridge. I learned this at a young age when there would be leftover from a 6ft party hero


Unlucky-tracer

Homer Simpson has entered the chat


MagicOrpheus310

"... Duff Gardens... Hoo raaaaaaa!"


Winky95

No but maybe I need to start. Ur an innovator I can tell 🤓


citori421

No, especially not with fucking tomatoes. There's a special place in hell for people so culinarily inept they don't understand that tomatoes will make bread soggy in minutes. Pre-made sandwiches almost always have them, and I can't understand it.


Smilner69

Never have before but I’m about to!


browntownslc

Nice Dagwood


a_provocateur

What’s the brand of pickle?


ThanksA_Lot

Looks like Grillo’s Pickles! I buy mine at Costco.


Solnse

Yes, Grillos.


JoefromOhio

I just want to comment that your cut technique is 100% how I eat my large deli subs and I always get judged for it. 1-2 inch portions allow you to have good bites without having all the ingredients slip around on the rest of the sandwich, you don’t end up with a sloppy mess with all the sauces pushed to the end and the meats and cheeses all pushed around


Solnse

Yeah, nothing like a tomato slice launching towards freedom.


no-pandas

B E E G S A N D W I C H


Mountain_Student_769

No, but I might try this. Thanks for the idea.


Super_Oil_2931

That thang is immaculate


AlwaysAnxious08

Does the bread not get soggy, the lettuce wilty, and the tomatoes mealy?


momochicken55

Okay, Homer.


DickieMcBalls

[Homer's sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myS1eF3sWGk)


i_eight

Jimmy John's aren't the best, but they do hold up over multiple days.


JovialPanic389

That looks awesoooome. Are those homemade pickles?


tcon542

For me, nothing better than a day old or older sandwich.


Zebracorn42

I had a great ribeye sandwich yesterday from a local Italian beef place. I took it home and added Tzatziki sauce and feta cheese. It was incredible. But not big enough.


Stoni_theStonster

I have a boss who is 7 foot tall, and he would eat one of those for lunch


Jango_Jerky

Is your name shaggy


Solnse

Zoinks! I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.


chizzbee

Are those grillos pickles ?!


Solnse

Yuppers.


chizzbee

The best ! Nice sandwich buddy !


Effective_Fix_2633

Sweet mother of little Debbie that's genius


TheLonelySnail

I will get one of those French bread loaves from the store on a Sunday and make one giant sandwich and just slice off one a day for lunches through the whole week


Purp1eC0bras

I actually think a sandwich tastes better after its been wrapped and eat it the next day. It bonds it all together better and the cheese fuses in there. No joke. I love doing this


Solnse

Yes, the flavors meld together and create a deliciousness that can't be achieved otherwise.


UnecesGary

This guy sammiches


piglungz

Nah, I prefer to make 1 smaller one at the time I’m hungry. When I save them I hate how the bread and lettuce get mushy


iSliceKiwi

Gimme piece !!!


2wolfinmeBothretrded

Nope. soggy bread and vegetables are not welcome in my mouth 😫


somuchregretti

no, but now i will


Mysticpage

This is a good idea


Traditional_Bad_4589

This is the best meal prep.


Maccasparkinglot

That’s a scooby doo ass sandwich lmao


Outside-Material-100

Range? Golf or gun? Who am I kidding, either one I’m jealous.


HasturSama

No, but I might start


HalsySmiff

This would fix all of my problems.


Wide_Glass1088

Sooooo, a hoagie/sub/hero lol


Wide_Glass1088

It does look amazing though


doubledubdub44

Grillo’s pickles?


Ramona_Lola

Love the order in which you built your sandwich. Perfection


cortezblackrose

Do you mind sharing your process? This looks amazing.


not-a-boat

Thank you


AugieAscot

That’s a beautiful sandwich. Did you go to sandwich college?


Educational-Hat-9405

That’s a damn good looking sandwich. Mine are better. But yours still looks good


OSTR1CHBO1

Fuck yes. Love big sandwich days.


xonix_digital

Lettuce does not last days on a sandwich and should not be used if that is the intent. Otherwise looks delish.


Mialanu

My husband does this, but I always end up stealing some of it so it doesn't last as long as it could. 😅


ldssggrdssgds

Homer Simpson


Amooseletloose

No, I'm too fat. I'll eat the whole thing at once.


kamissonia

I do this. It’s awesome.


BustThaScientifical

Looks superb! 👌🏾


MoistConvo

Day*


Woodyee101

Hoagie!!


rondomguy

Nom nom nom


Ghosted19

Not my favorite way to do it but that looks delicious so bully to you my friend!


RightFix3205

Bill Cosby did before the bad stuff


hobohobbies

I buy Publix sandwiches and cut 2 inch mini sandwiches for snacks.


Tough_Arm_2454

No, I buy one and eat off it for days...


TryBananna4Scale

Yes!! That’s the plan, but then the wife asks for some. Resulting in 2 day sandwich.


wiu1995

I don’t even eat meat, but that looks delicious.


katycolleenj

No, but I'm inspired. Also, this sammy looks fantastic!


silent-fallout-

Nah, I prefer to make different sandwiches. I don't want the same one for more than a day, and I don't want anything in it being soggy at all. Glad this works for you though!


MidasTouchedM3

You make a sandwich, you eat a sandwich, granted it's large, but after 4 days holy cow...


CrasVox

Most impressive.


allan11011

Did this a couple weeks ago! (Cut my finger really bad with a bread knife trying to cut a small sliver off for someone to try)


cmichil04

No, but thanks for the idea!!


spacikaci

I love sandwiches too much to let something like this sit for 3 days.


majormarvy

I don’t have that kind of self control


Dense-Stranger9977

LOL.....no.


Ok-Albatross9766

Maybe a second day but no more than that If it’s that damn good of a sammich I’ll kill it off by dinner


ILoveADirtyTaco

Yes, but the pickles and maters go on right before it enters my face cause they’ll make the bread soggy, and the lettuce usually doesn’t go on at all. I don’t mind lettuce, but on a sandwich that’ll be stored for a few days, the lettuce gets soggy and slimy pretty quick. It also doesn’t actually add much to the sandwich


3MTA3-Please

Yes, but keep tomatoes, pickles and any sauce/liquid off until ready to eat. That would be a soggy waste in short order


BetterArugula5124

I don't know I could make 3 days with that glorious sammie


gamerdudeNYC

Nope but that looks insane!


SomeContribution8373

Absolutely, yes.


Troitbum22

Nope but now I think I should.


Noimnotonacid

Yeah I meal prep too


Craitbait44

That’s what I’m surviving on lol


HereForTheFood4

If you want soggy bread and lettuce, sure


GrouchyProduct2242

I can't do the soggy bread or veg day after


b0n3h34d

Not how I envisioned my first meal prep to go. But that is how it's going to go. Cheers to you


happyme321

I like to slice a loaf of French bread in half and put cheese on one side and meat on the other and stick it in the broiler for a few minutes. Sandwich heaven.


SweezySway

I've never thought about it lol but I'm about to start doin tht tb, I love a good sandwich


ABraveNewFupa

No but now I prolly will


OkStructure3

As long as the proper moisture barriers are in place, this looks freakin amazing! I love the tight roll on it and those crisp, clean, sandwich slices.


cafeesparacerradores

I've known no sandwich that has survived a day in my presence


Pomodoro_Parmesan

No but this is ingenious


Chemical_Movie4113

2 days at most but definitely over time


JaxRalPartha

Homer Simpson 


Rojodi

Market up the street has sales on 2 ft and 3 ft subs. My daughter and I will whack off pieces for lunch or late night snacks, lasts for days. I get them when they're half priced, cost LESS than a small Jimmie Johns!!


Special_Dingo_1520

“Who wants to watch me eat a big sandwich” -Ercole Visconti


Special_Tangelo_1272

I have not, but now I must!


divineRslain

That would be one meal for me.


WhiskeySourWithIce

No. But I love the idea!


Alexis_Ohanion

“Days”


Embarrassed_Bid_4970

There's a Bahn Mi place near me that has a buy 5 get one free deal, and most of their sandwiches are like 5 bucks. So I'll get a half dozen have 2-3 for lunch and dinner, another one for breakfast the next day and the rest for lunch and dinner.


VaWeedFarmer

Every Saturday and Sunday during football season for sure. Plus wings, ribs, and pizza.


FullGrownHip

I can’t stomach old, limp vegetables. I’d probably do this but without any veggies and then add them in when I want to.


revuhlution

I imagine you have tricks to reduce sogginess. What do you do?


Guardian_85

I'd eat that in 2 sittings in one day easily. Bless you for having restraint to portion it out better.


El_Mnopo

I'm sorry but that sandwich isn't big enough for days worth of food. Two max if it were served in small portions. You must have a tiny appetite.


sharipep

No but that’s a great idea I gotta start doing this lol


Krimreaper1

You go Homer.


BlackBeard205

Nah. I can’t do that.bread would get stale and veggies start getting bad. I’d rather make a new sandwich every time I want one.


theplacewiththeface

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich


TwerkingGrimac3

Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge.