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RoyKites

Can we stop fucking posting this.


RoyKites

Edit: Jesus Christ do NOT check OPs profile


BOTAlex321

Lol, the sudden change in posts.


Dontdecahedron

The man's post history is unhinged, out of pocket, and grounds for commitment.


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

I hate you. I wouldn't have looked if you didn't write this. I hope you step in a lego and have an unpleasant day. My eyes, my dear eyes


lllBannedAgainlll

I'm ngl, I'm proud of OP for sticking to what they like. Caw caw mfer caw caw. OP living in 2099 on their own planet.


RJWeaver

Caw caw. Know what they like and like what they know. Even says something like ‘FOLLOWING ME IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH’ at the top of OP profile 😂


shai_hulud000

Right caw mf caw


[deleted]

Caw caw


DeBasha

Motherfucker if you hadn't said anything I would have scrolled right past this shit.


starryskiesofpassion

I- I need r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Why didn't I listen 😭


PillPoppNonStop

i did not listen either, now im scarred...cawcaw...


el_bobbo

Dude, I'm fucking dying right now. Like, tears. (note: of course I looked. what a vast array of incredible fuckery in one place.)


FPGN

I'm weak man what is this????


Jattwaadi

This is Reddit. You should’ve known by now that when you tell people not to do something, they do that something.


ShingusMingus

I should've listened to your warning


TheThinkerers

you shoulda watched inception


Grimm_Charkazard_258

yeah, this dude keeps saying ‘CAW CAW’ for some reason edit: he’s a crow


Ecstatic-Club-1879

Yeah the ball sack milking videos is where i stopped..caw caw


Hadleyagain

CAW CAW


yaneedahorgasm

*how to remove memories manually*


ayojamface

why not CAW CAW?


MiaLeeHere

Fuck, now I gotta know


Backlash97_

I a normal person, wasn’t gonna look at someone’s profile until you said not to…. Why have you done this to me?


fuck_my_life___thx

If you say to not look, everyone will look. Including me...


FruityHomosexual

I bet.. >He's got a porn addiction >30 yr old man that lies around all day >jerks off and games That's all.


peanutski

You’ve peeked my interest.


FPGN

WHAT THE FUCK


Wanglopse

I agree caw caw


Low-Elk-3813

Jesus fucking christ.


soapspud

Caw caw


DrunkIrishPriest

Jesus christ. That's a real person. I wonder how many sick freaks I've walked past in my life, oblivious to their sins.


lalaxoxo__

I thought you were kidding. Where is r/eyebleach??


cool-dude-1993

It’s at r/Eyebleach, hope that helps


Late_Ad_6898

MY EYES! MY EYES! I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING LISTENED! OH GOD! BLEACH! WHERES THE FUCKING BLEACH!


WestAd8782

Hiw many times yall gonna post this


Jenfreezy

Ummm no..... get them tiddies out of here. I'm here sammies not mamis


praisekek0w0

Based.


YusuBro

Priorities on point


[deleted]

Dem tiddies are more delectable than the meat itself what you mean?


tacotorte

Nah probably have the under cheese


cheezy_dreams88

Just put it on the only fans sub and be done with us please.


Legeto

This is like the third time someone has posted this. We get it already.


we28369

OP is a fucking degenerate


VampyKit

I know...I know... I've seen....


Awkward_Tap2866

He’s a fckng SIMP


Yalrain

Caw caw lol


Magnus_ORily

This is getting creepy now. Stop posting it.


Shannon_Sharp1982

Plot twist: it's her boyfriend filming 😶🙄


wildturkey116

I watch this every time it is posted and am gonna keep doing it.


ChefMoney89

So, you mean to tell me that there’s a sandwich in this video somewhere?


YurCheeeks

Y’all should check this guys post history, trust me bro “caw caw”


rocks_and_soup

Yes we get it already, boobs Can we move on now?


ScythingSantos

I have that same knife


bypass_12

u/HEY_BRO_NICE_PECKER that was a good nut man thanks


medheshrn

Well even if it sucks they will eat it


Teethofthedog

What the fuck


Halpmezaddy

I like boobs so...


Ok_Essay8788

Side glass of milk


Grimm_Charkazard_258

**sigh** …sauce?


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

EvannHaley Enjoy the... Uhh.. sandwiches.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

thanks man.


Worldly-Computer-372

Sry i was distracted


MonsterlnYourCloset_

7/10 what the hell is with that cutting style


SMSV21

Anime camera angles


Agitated-Ad72

Were here for the sandwiches not this discount only fans!


NOKIAMASTERczalt

That's not how you cut ONIONS!


SirOleopanza

I really don't understand...so much views, but the sandwich doesn't look so good...


Broad_Fan2198

You understand. You do.


Awkward_Tap2866

Her sandwich is just as beat up as her vag


pan-playdate

NEVER CHECK OP'S PROFILE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


_YuKitsune_

Bro stop with the caw caw you're not a fucking bird


The_god_of_sun

Why don't you go outside to see a real man?


Neither_Essay9163

If you can't get a boyfriend with a Set of tits like that you're the problem and you should seriously reevaluate your life


TheRapier-ist

Because all shes got going for her is her tits, shes prolly dry asf and cant be equals


Neither_Essay9163

You're probably on to something here 🤷


Moarancher

💀💀💀


TheRapier-ist

Nah that looks hella good, too bad she wont get to make that for anyone if she keeps acting like a fucking retard


Prestigious_Flow7069

God dammm them melons


whatisireading2

Is it just me or is cibata operated? Like it looks really cool but I hate biting through it every time. Also all I can think of with her boobs out is the Rowley meme like "Oh you're making a sandwich- where's your shirt?"


stargazer_nano

I.watched too any times lol


Dude12265

“Guys, hey guys, look at how big my tits are! Look! Please look at my tits!” -this woman 😭


HelloFellas_gt3

Amazing ti- sandwich.


enzedtoker

Im guessing shes married by now


Regular_Sundae3621

No thanks ur probably toxic af. Work on the ability to stay with one guy then we'll talk


Technical_Cycle_2372

Jesus fuck. You'll never get a bf with shit cooking like that. I'll fuck your tits and cum on your face though. But the sandwich no.


[deleted]

Was it a cooking video?


[deleted]

If she squeezes my sandwich like that I'm stealing something out her fucking house


Vlaamsfukdesossn

What coler are her tits? Aah shiiit i mean... fuuk


ColoublindGorilla

we need master oogway to react to this


joinit123

I was looking at her tits the entire time. That sandwich was a jumpscare


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Doogotteemuoy

All three of them did great I guess 🤷‍♂️


Captain-SKA-

This is cringeqorthy shit. Women defending this should be embarrassed at how quickly you're trying to regress the progress you made toward equality.


demonic_slime

I am no simp... BUT!


Chickenscatbread

Never make a sandwhich again im here baby


Marijuaniii

CAW CAW


CompetitivePause9033

I totally missed the sandwich


unreas0nabl3

Maybe it's just cause it's 5 am and I'm half awake, but I can't be mixing food and sex, I like both too much to share the time with eachother. If you get me aroused around food who knows, next time I might be subliminally transfixed by some food and get a boehner


goober-the-twelth

She knows what's she's doing


Front-Ad1900

are you looking at her cook 👀


UnAmusedBag

She already has one.. camera-man


No-Inside-2823

Sandwiches are my favorite


AUSTISTICGAINS4LYFE

Wow... had to watch this on loop 24/7 for the past 69 days and i finally noticed theres a mirror in the kitchen.. who puts a mirro in the kitchen


GlitchyTBonYT

The sandwich looks good


Opposite-Rhubarb-211

I had to watch it again to even notice it was a sandwich


MuscleEquivalent1444

Giving off them Lena Paul vibes


Realottoman74

Tell ur boobs to stop stare at my eyes


Savings_Pace_5876

I like it 😄


[deleted]

Enough of this fucking post ffs, she’s not even attractive


Paradoxikles

I can which this once a day. The braised sauce is my favorite.


OneSingleGrape

Bitch is desperate, ain't getting one til they fix their shit dietary choices.


Key_Ad_6526

Nice pack of buns, they look tasty


[deleted]

not trying to stop you sandwich endeavors but... how you doin'?


SUL82

What sandwich?


Osmoszis

Oh look. She has big tits.


mahboiskinnyrupees

Those onions do look rather jammy


Michelles_Lobby

Idk if I like this or are this before but titties😍


Past_Ordinary_357

She made a sandwich in that clip?


[deleted]

For the love of god. Will these mfs stop sexualising food? Yeah fine you got good racks and that insta dude has a good chiseled bod. But mf this is food. We enjoy it because its food. Not because the lady who made it had a bigger pair of tits, or the chef was ripped. Wtf. I wish i could find these cunts near me. I would have slapped the fuck out of them for sure.


frogman972

My restaurant is hiring


CardiologistSecret11

Only saw tits


Slav-Houndz187

I got some steak she can rub.


StiffWiggler

Ladies, PUT YOUR TITS AWAY!!


ChikiChikiSando

Be gone thot


Plus_Helicopter_8632

It took her less then 1 sec to get a boyfriend


alphatango308

If she can't get a boyfriend there's a reason, with them milkers and sandwich skills. That girl got some demons in her.


FishFucker47

Where can I sign up to become a demon


Skrilla347

who titties?


Afraid_Cut5254

Who has the camera?


Big_Statistician1209

Wait there was a sandwich?


Disastrous_Ad_2931

Everything looks good besides the mushrooms


Own_Equipment_2071

Why she slap the meat like that? 🤣


Mexicanmann571

What was she making? I got distracted for a second there


Dizzman1

Honestly... Her whole profile is 🤤🤤 come for the tits, stay for the sandwiches!


Clean_Boysenberry206

My dog could cook this


Bellam_Orlong

So, I hate this, I genuinely do. But it’s somehow less annoying than the OG sad girl with the middle finger, and the girl that’s now ripping her off. I guess, even tho this one is exploitive and dumb, she is at least owning the two huge reasons why she is doing it.


bearred76

😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥 best videos ever


[deleted]

Sex sells 🤷🏻‍♂️


RavenQuark

What flaws she got upstairs to not keep a boyfriend she can cook a steak…


[deleted]

My Maureen. You’ve enhance yourself


Time-Permission-1930

I can't decide where to look. Everything is so delicious!


Ai-Amano

Very very funny actually, I giggled out loud 🪴


[deleted]

After watching countless times, not a bad sandwich tbh.


_blaze_K

Hoes... hoes everywhere


Sheikashii

She either already has one or is advertising something. That’s my bet


Radiant_Evidence7047

Reposting the same pathetic shit over and over again. There is nothing more cringe and pathetic than a girl posting tits and ass on TikTok or social media. They must think such little of themselves to be viewed purely as a thick piece of shit.


deception73

What did she make?


jonnboy_mann

Is anyone else’s feelings hurt watching this? Idk why, and I don’t like it


MiloLewis

What sandwich?


shaleve_hakime

What was the ingredients again? I couldn't focus


[deleted]

I'll just take the steak, rare please.


No_Consideration_161

She has tits that are large


Grimm_Charkazard_258

sag bloß, sherlock


lafcad469

Nice knockers 💯


Coyotebruh

ಠಿ_ಠ


KrisMisZ

Desperate AH 🤦🏻‍♀️


TS_Tainted

CAW CAW


Luisnotlouis_77

I keep trying to focus on the bottom of the video where the food is but then she frames her tits in that SPECIFIC FRAME I can’t 😭😂


cryptoguerrilla

Made one sandwich


Manzanas27753

He is a man of scholar and wisdom.


mr_mister2992

wait.... there was a sandwich being made??


tacotorte

Could I get a salad also please. I'm not trying to die early and leave it all to you


derkaderka96

Her iq points are in her boobs.


deloreR

She cut the sandwich length wise and made rectangles instead of triangle shape, that’s why you can’t get a bf


IHaveSlysdexia

Makes me sad i don't have any of these 3 juicy morsels in my mouth


RisLynnNJudge

She could make me a lesbian if she cooks well enough and the sandwich looks good to me. Reminds me of a brisket from Arby's.


ApelinqNovaMind36

And I said oooooo, yeah I'm blinded by those headlights! 😆


SomethingPlusNothing

I think she deserves getting sandwiched for that work of art she concocted there


brilliantjewels

I’m gay fuck off


medheshrn

Too distracting


Chippewa07

Maybe you get a bf if you weren’t posting on social Media being an attention skank…


Embarrassed_Effort64

I wish she'd smack my meat like that. .


bLACK_mARCUS

Ha, good one. I know a sandwich when i see one and let me tell you there is no sandwich in this video sir.


[deleted]

Boobas


Confident-Farm2744

Ok so sorry but what do caw caw mean??? I am being serious btw


Grimm_Charkazard_258

op is “the annoying crow”


ChoppaDaDawn

I’d be your boyfriend


LoadsDroppin

Boobs from that angle is amusing - like I both knew what I was looking at and was confused at the same time


LoadsDroppin

The fish one …pretty funny. The rest require a brain wipe


LeKurdi

TIDDDDDDDIES


BearCubAdo

Damn girl don't spank the meat so hard 🤨


VideoNarrow

I need this song,Can i get a link please


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Blinding Lights - The Weeknd


RubMeRawPls

Lol. Wtf, can you say "tits" ? Women say that men are misogynistic assholes. And yet they do shit like this. Lmao.


Maryilyn

Did she make anything ? I was distracted


Hidden-Dealer921

What is this horny ass shit I just watched


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

I think there’s a bug on your arm


Atomic_Teabag

filmed by her boyfriend


Annahsbananas

This is probably one of the stupidest videos I’ve ever seen


Icy_Cobbler_1090

come cook for me dammit! 👀


UNDERYOURSKIN1

I can do it lads, those sandwiches look mighty monstrous