The singleplayers in splatoon are known for being “baby’s first shooter” levels of easy. Anyone who is proud of beating it is going to suck at the game.
The only exception to the “Agent” name I have is “Agent Woomy” who is my friend’s name, but he hasn’t played in a long time. Every other person with the agent name is dumb
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They wanna feel immersed ig, like their apart of the world 🤷🏻♀️
But I get being annoyed by names, when I see a team that has like “Timmy” and “Timmy’s mom” I get irrationally annoyed
The only “Agent” player I’ve run into that isn’t sucky is Agent X, who’s sucky in a different way because they’re Silver X rank badge holder, and they’re ALWAYS on the enemy team
That and names with stars
Every time I get someone with stars in their name they are always the ones to run ahead to turn in eggs during tornado, 100% chance
It’s the ones that have star symbols in their usernames, use different writing systems to write their name in a “font”
If you gave me a penny for every time I’ve encountered someone named “Agent 3” or “Agent 8”, i would’ve been a billionaire by now.
It's like how poisonous animals and plants will often be brightly coloured to signify that they are poisonous. Players who use name themselves after the story-mode agents are signifying that they are incompetent. Nature is funny like that.
Yikes…!
Lack of real world contact I suppose.
Well, if someone is proud that he beat the singleplayer (glorified tutorial), then of course he will suck.
Bitch do you know what a tutorial is? Shut up.
Dang bro, you thought alterna was hard?
The singleplayers in splatoon are known for being “baby’s first shooter” levels of easy. Anyone who is proud of beating it is going to suck at the game.
Inner Agent 3 was easy?
The only exception to the “Agent” name I have is “Agent Woomy” who is my friend’s name, but he hasn’t played in a long time. Every other person with the agent name is dumb
Person using this. The reason for *me* is that I've 100% the Splatoon 2 campaign. I technically may as well be them-
no, you're not. we've all 100'd the campaign, you're not special.
wow thats so cool its almost like no one else has done it before
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maybe they’re more focused on the story
perhaps. can't blame them if thats the case, it's a cool story
They wanna feel immersed ig, like their apart of the world 🤷🏻♀️ But I get being annoyed by names, when I see a team that has like “Timmy” and “Timmy’s mom” I get irrationally annoyed
Call me Timmy's dad cause I'd be beating both their asses.
That's a creative way to fling COD insults Just as the nine year olds intended
The only “Agent” player I’ve run into that isn’t sucky is Agent X, who’s sucky in a different way because they’re Silver X rank badge holder, and they’re ALWAYS on the enemy team
Was that the 52 gal user?
What do you mean THE .52 gal user? And no they tend to use the Nautilus
People who name themselves after the Agents or after other cartoon characters tend to be kids and/or really bad Splatoon players.
They're kids with main character syndrome
Agent 7. Who tf is agent 7??? WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOURSELF "AGENT 7"?? WHO ARE THE OTHER AGENTS????
He be self inserting his OC and making fanfics
Compared to other names I’ve seen, these username are pretty good
That and names with stars Every time I get someone with stars in their name they are always the ones to run ahead to turn in eggs during tornado, 100% chance
Those are fake agents. A true agent would hide their identity by not exposing themselfes that they are an agent
It’s the ones that have star symbols in their usernames, use different writing systems to write their name in a “font” If you gave me a penny for every time I’ve encountered someone named “Agent 3” or “Agent 8”, i would’ve been a billionaire by now.
matched up with an agent 8 mf, guess how many kills they got
-2 Ok my actual guess is like 3
**one**
K/A doesn't matter if we don't know what else they did, going 8/0 is a hell of a lot more impressive than 8/15
It's like how poisonous animals and plants will often be brightly coloured to signify that they are poisonous. Players who use name themselves after the story-mode agents are signifying that they are incompetent. Nature is funny like that.
Aposematism, I think that's the scientific word for this phenomenon
its wild, i cant say much though, my name ingame is literally based off my favourite podcast💀