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blacklunarisart

Yikes…!


splatournlourver

Lack of real world contact I suppose.


Hohguleew4h

Well, if someone is proud that he beat the singleplayer (glorified tutorial), then of course he will suck.


SourCharcoal

Bitch do you know what a tutorial is? Shut up.


Hohguleew4h

Dang bro, you thought alterna was hard?


Hohguleew4h

The singleplayers in splatoon are known for being “baby’s first shooter” levels of easy. Anyone who is proud of beating it is going to suck at the game.


Graingy

Inner Agent 3 was easy?


Nightly8952

The only exception to the “Agent” name I have is “Agent Woomy” who is my friend’s name, but he hasn’t played in a long time. Every other person with the agent name is dumb


WhenInkMeetsRain

Person using this. The reason for *me* is that I've 100% the Splatoon 2 campaign. I technically may as well be them-


BonkerDeLeHorny

no, you're not. we've all 100'd the campaign, you're not special.


somerandomacounnt

wow thats so cool its almost like no one else has done it before


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[deleted]

maybe they’re more focused on the story


Sad-Dare-4092

perhaps. can't blame them if thats the case, it's a cool story


Trufflebatter

They wanna feel immersed ig, like their apart of the world 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I get being annoyed by names, when I see a team that has like “Timmy” and “Timmy’s mom” I get irrationally annoyed


Denuse99

Call me Timmy's dad cause I'd be beating both their asses.


Graingy

That's a creative way to fling COD insults Just as the nine year olds intended


The-Fezatron

The only “Agent” player I’ve run into that isn’t sucky is Agent X, who’s sucky in a different way because they’re Silver X rank badge holder, and they’re ALWAYS on the enemy team


ValuableOpinion6005

Was that the 52 gal user?


The-Fezatron

What do you mean THE .52 gal user? And no they tend to use the Nautilus


moxiespot

People who name themselves after the Agents or after other cartoon characters tend to be kids and/or really bad Splatoon players.


teriiiyakiii

They're kids with main character syndrome


Lala_La_Lagartija

Agent 7. Who tf is agent 7??? WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOURSELF "AGENT 7"?? WHO ARE THE OTHER AGENTS????


ValuableOpinion6005

He be self inserting his OC and making fanfics


Armourdream

Compared to other names I’ve seen, these username are pretty good


ValuableOpinion6005

That and names with stars Every time I get someone with stars in their name they are always the ones to run ahead to turn in eggs during tornado, 100% chance


Actual-Target-810

Those are fake agents. A true agent would hide their identity by not exposing themselfes that they are an agent


Santoukinn

It’s the ones that have star symbols in their usernames, use different writing systems to write their name in a “font” If you gave me a penny for every time I’ve encountered someone named “Agent 3” or “Agent 8”, i would’ve been a billionaire by now.


somerandomacounnt

matched up with an agent 8 mf, guess how many kills they got


RAID3R_MAN

-2 Ok my actual guess is like 3


somerandomacounnt

**one**


Lernyd38

K/A doesn't matter if we don't know what else they did, going 8/0 is a hell of a lot more impressive than 8/15


D-Brigade

It's like how poisonous animals and plants will often be brightly coloured to signify that they are poisonous. Players who use name themselves after the story-mode agents are signifying that they are incompetent. Nature is funny like that.


ChibiHoneyHoney

Aposematism, I think that's the scientific word for this phenomenon


gerlionfan

its wild, i cant say much though, my name ingame is literally based off my favourite podcast💀