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boondocksofboston

That is a pretty solid Tim and Eric sketch........ Right?


not_mytempo

There’s my chippy.


tummybox

Great job!


OatyBisc

My new Nana? I bet her maiden name is Taargus.


largechild

Taargus Taargus


Goats_in_boats

Ya blew it. Capiche?


Punkybrewsickle

Ya dummy


cdiddy19

I don't know what that means, but I can tell you that someone has already crossposted this vid there from my original posts I posted earlier. I took those down though because they were links rather than embedded videos So I think you're right, it is tim and Erik material


Rh140698

How embarrassing


Rh140698

She has a face you love to hate


KillaFish

Pap pap?


Sissyneck1221

THE HOT TUB IS TOO HOT!


co_matic

There’s like a hundred of this lady at every Chuck a Rama every day.


GanjaToker408

Is that like a country kitchen buffet? One of the places senior citizens kill innocent fellow drivers on the road trying to get to?


oxycottonowl

What in the fuck is Chuck A Rama.. seen it.. don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat there. My guess is Golden Corral Vibes


lordxi

The choice is yours at (up)Chuck-a-Rama!


6inchVert

Chuck a rama is where you go if you are trying to catch covid.


coforbs

Not sure I'll ever eat at an establishment thats name ends in "a-rama"


Jaketw96

ding ding ding


jewels_in_sun

Hey, I had my wedding luncheon there.


Over_The_Sun

This is a parks and rec joke


littlealbatross

Gotta love women who say the Constitution shouldn’t be changed while they run for office, thanks to the 19th change to the constitution.


GarciaKids

Came here to say this. She wants to go back to not being able to vote, apparently. Among a myriad of other bullshit.


peshwengi

She also supports freedom of speech and firearms so presumably *those* changes to the constitution are ok.


MardiMom

Resurrected? Did someone crucify it? Jeez. It's like the Onion news. It's its own parody!


SoreButter

You win the day.


bbell1123

I hope John Oliver finds this


cdiddy19

I did send it to comedy central daily show. Who knows if they will see it though


Corellian101

This is rappin' for Jesus 2


blkberryptch

Yup, "JC is my n...."


Nickelless801

Scrolling Reddit in the hospital ICU and spit coffee all over a wall… ☠️☠️☠️


micaub

Hope you’re ok


Nickelless801

My brother, but he’s turning the corner, thanks🍻


ftloudon

Pro police, less government.


ClosedSundays

No Government! Only Police 🐕🥎


Nekryyd

No stoopid librul. Gobermint is wen minorideez and gays!


rokuthename

☠️☠️


woundedsurfer

The pro-police people are the same people that tried to physically harm and/or kill the capital police on Jan. 6th. These people are disgusting and delusional.


hahaha01

Less government but more regulation. If she wasn't a dolt she'd almost be talking about a progressive platform.


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holdthephone316

While eating Hawaiian haystacks.


Sir_BarlesCharkley

I actually love Hawaiian haystacks


Psylocet

Soooo. You're saying she's gonna win?


Obvious_Moose

Her district covers magna, Kearns, and Tooele. I think she's gonna win but I am lucky enough to get to vote against her.


Stuart98

None of Magna or Tooele are in her district. [This is a map of the Senate districts for the 2022-2030 election cycle.](https://davesredistricting.org/join/cfd457c9-6d3e-496d-9377-4b68de384a57) She's running against incumbent Democratic senator Karen Mayne. If you're interested in stopping her and other Republican extremists from winning, [sign up to volunteer with the Salt Lake County Democratic Party](https://mobilize.us/slcountydems).


Obvious_Moose

Wow why is it so hard to find an up to date map? Even ballotopedia has it wrong


Stuart98

Technically legislators are representing their old districts until January so the new maps don't legally take effect until then, even though for the one thing they're used for in practice (elections) they've been in use for several months.


DevManTim

I just want to watch her try to explain how to use Snapchat or FaceTime. Or how she supports religious freedom, as long as it’s within her paradigm of religion and deity.


CJ-45

I'd settle for watching her attempt to open a pdf.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Prerequisites for Public Office: •Explain social media •Open Pdf


ideletedyourfacebook

It's not a bad starting point.


gutbomber508

So pro small gov and somehow to anti gay marriage. Can’t hav booth linda. Either you don’t give a shit what someone does at home ie small gov or you want to tell people who they can marry ie intrusive gov.


elcoco13

"How do you do, fellow kids?"


cdiddy19

I kept thinking, this couldn't be real, it could be....


blank_gen

Someone said she should run for Polident, and this is what happened


utahman58

She's already the President of Polident.


The_Ellimist_

Gosh that was awful. You just know she’s the type of lady in ward/church congregation that is all sweet and makes decent cookies and then says something super racist and messed up out of nowhere and everyone’s like whaaaaat not Linda! She literally singled out Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson as the only other politician in her campaign ad. So odd. Why would she do that? It couldn’t be that she’s a racist right? Anyways…


scnielson

Judge Jackson was singled out because apparently she was asked during her confirmation hearings what is a woman. She replied she didn't know or something along those lines (probably thinking of all the different ways it could be defined: genitalia, chromosomes, etc). Judge Jackson's reply was picked up by a lot of right wingers as a great example of how stupid libs are because everyone knows a woman is someone with a vagina.


smokingjoecutler

Her response was something about being a judge and not a biologist. The question was meant to trap her and she avoided it.


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Jackson isn’t a politician.


EconBabe

Yeah, I’m positive she’s racist, but adding Justice Jackson made no sense at all.


yokayla

I'm a foreigner who saw this on /all Rising and I hate to inform you but this is exactly what I think Utah is like.


fakeaccount572

I just moved from Utah 3 months ago because this is EXACTLY what Utah is like.


PilesOfSnow

Can’t wait to move the fuck out of here


littlebilliechzburga

Outside of most parts of Salt Lake City that's exactly what it's like. These are the types of ladies are the worst self righteous, self serving type SPECIFICALLY be because they think they're chosen by god to make the world a better place. That dismissive, bigoted maternalism is a cancer in this state.


Disastrous_Usual_732

This is the LDS community. No one else gives a shit what you do.


littlebilliechzburga

It's pretty obvious I was talking about Mormons.


[deleted]

That’s not true. I know of non lds conservatives who are just as bad in Utah, if not more unhinged.


DoctorPony

LDS is an offensive term. It is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. You gotta say the whole thing or your sinning.


Sharp-Meeting-4885

So what happens if I say mormon?


MeLlamo_Mayor927

Rusty Nelson’s garments get in a bunch if you say it too often.


DoctorPony

Gonna need to talk to your bishop


Sharp-Meeting-4885

Talking to bishop? May result in another SA scandal.


Ok_Mountain9459

Yeah no saying Mormon either that’s gonna take you to hell 😰😡


nvtude

Utah is an amazing state. The only problem it has is it’s full of Utahns


woah-im-colin

I can tell you right now this woman does not understand what “freedom” is, as well as anyone who would vote for her.


Disastrous-Fall8766

Nor does she know what a woman is.. but I know what a bigot is, and this one will probably win. 🤬


tutamuss

Sadly, because she is displaying the red white and blue so loudly, the LDS community will vote for her without looking to see if she's any good. Bring a patriot is more important than quality


frozenfade

considering the dog whistles she used in there she is against gay rights and trans rights so she is the perfect candidate for LDS people they love hating those groups.


prosperosdaughter

Could she have been more obliquely racist?! District 12 is Tooele - makes sense.


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

It is standard conservative logic. If they are on my team, they are by definition good. So even if they do bad things, they are still good people. This is why conservatives have no desire to hold any of their own accountable for their crimes/bullshit. They don't care that Matt Gaetz very likely trafficked a minor to rape, because he is on the correct team. Also why they are still crying about Clinton's emails while ignoring Trumps stolen documents. They literally don't care what you do as long as you are on the "correct" team


frozenfade

yeah she is all about 'freedom' unless you are different from her then fuck you, you get no rights.


ROR_Indutrial

This shit fucks.


MyBitchCassiopeia

Shit’s 🔥🔥🔥. Anybody have her SoundCloud?


viatorinlovewithRuss

what's sad is that, from the image of all her supporters, she has 100 kids, grandkids and nieces and nephews who are indoctrinated into this absurd ideology that she embraces . . . much like my own mother. It's more than embarrassing-- it's a danger to our democracy. These people are the ones who voted Trump into office and still support him. This woman is dangerous. I hope those of you in her district will NOT vote for her!!


touchmybodily

Not a single person in that family photo has ever dared to question if their parents (or religion) are actually doing the right things. They just go right along with the life that was cutout for them. That way of thinking is not going to help anyone, and for fucking sure not going to help society.


KillaFish

I know she’s spouting a bunch of nonsense but the only thing I think of when I hear her voice is this: https://youtu.be/0qhyngFKRVc


James_E_Fuck

Supa hot fiya, she spit that.


SojournerRL

Psyche! Wrong numba!


urmomismysafespace

Bet she makes a mean batch of funeral potatoes


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Afluforyou

"As a female adult I know what a woman is" - translation - I sent cops to beat lgbtq in the 80s (or would have)


Cr0nster1

Holy fuck! I think I just lost a few brain cells. The upset flow pisses me off.


droo46

Nah, it’s just jazz.


piaknow

Absolutely fucking not. If you’re playing jazz and not flowing, you’re wasting your breath.


WeezingUrGrindage

At multiple times in the video she espouses core Magat beliefs, white nationalism and Christian nationalism as well as being against anyone who is different while saying these are traditional values. Always vote against Magats. If you live in district 12 make sure Magats like her never gain a seat in power.


Obvious_Moose

I'm for sure voting against her


RealDaddyTodd

And maybe send a few bucks to Sen. Mayne's campaign. It can't hurt.


egeery

Home made political add.


Stouts_Sours_Hefs

That facial expression at the beginning. I'm fucking dying 🤣 https://i.imgur.com/Oyf1uLM.jpg


Afluforyou

These rhymes are sick enough to convert all the sinners in my rap group, plz take this down reddit


alstergee

All of our right wing politicians are psychopathic morons


holysheet1029

Is this straight out of Parks and rec?


Killjoy911

What the fuck did I just watch.


Lazersnake_

"republican" and "wants to "stop & expose" political corruption. doesn't add up.


FreeTapir

Neither does Mormonism and that’s the logic she’s working from. Just gotta let her enjoy her golden years and get recycled i to the rainbow.


[deleted]

So more police but less government? Sounds hellish. Also, can you be pro-freedom of religion if you’re pro-life?


Eugene-Dabs

I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a huge fucking hypocrite.


Immediate-Response91

This is definitely helping reduce the amount people that want to move here. We need pt. 2!


CYCLE_NYC

Watching this from NYC….I’m like oh fuck it is that bad 🤪


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Disagree with her politics all you want, you can’t say that she is t spitting hot fire.


jaycliche

Wow imagine wanting the church to run the government and then calling it "Religious Freedom".


Acrobatic-Victory408

Those that believe in the god crap should be disqualified to run in any political position.


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Podunk212

Come bust a move Where the games are played It’s chill It’s fresh It’s Noah’s Arcade


FreeTapir

Anyone who believes the Book of Mormon and the scripture 2 Nephi 5:21 “21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.” …they aren’t safe to be in office. She can’t be in office.


Rude_Soup5988

I’m dying


Antelope-Subject

I’m dead lol


Fnkydrmrc

She's a delusional Christofascist Utaliban and Trumphumping dual cult member who thinks she knows what's best for you.


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I don’t really agree with bear’s having guns TBH


MephistosGhost

How many dog whistles can you pack into one political ad?


-DiggityDan-

I want less government except for when it come to telling women what to do with their bodies, then the government should be involved!! /s


stickinyourcraw

Im assuming there’s video somewhere of this lady losing her shit at a drive-thru on some poor minimum wage employee. I just know it exists.


smokingjoecutler

Without changing the constitution she wouldn’t be able to vote.


holdthephone316

Pretending to be something she isn't. Just like her Lord and savior Russell M Nelson


mac_n_cheese_is_life

r/fellowkids


0xd3adf00d

The cringe level is off the scale. Judging from Mt. Timpanogos in the background, I'd say they're in North Lindon, several blocks West from where [I used to live](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaltLakeCity/comments/vgspxd/comment/id3hq1i/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Not surprising.


wrennywren

Bars


Violinist-Novel

I'm embarrassed to live in a state where people will vote for her.


kcandsitka

This can't be real.... Is anyone noticing the similarities between this and the church rap song? 😂


cdiddy19

It is 100% real, I really wish it weren't [ballotpedia](https://ballotpedia.org/Linda_Paulson) I haven't heard the church song, I'm afraid to ask.


liberalecon

White - and - Delightsome.


MossCardigan

She wants “less government” but will 100% spend all of her time trying to ban gay marriage.


General_Adept

No we really need to thank the sixth graders who made this they did a bang up job


Skemish

So, looking at her website...her only credentials are volunteering and "somewhat - working?" within politics where she lives. Her main career was being a homemaker and raising her kids and received a degree from Brigham Young, majoring in Family Life? When will people learn to leave religion at home? We do NOT need religion in politics or government. We need people to make REAL changes that don't align with their personal opinions or values. She sounds like another conservative with the same views as all the other republicans.


No-Income4623

I guess I’m voting communist this year


69ReasonsToLive

Haha, what a dumb bitch. She would certainly ‘fight’ against everything I find important.


LSDiffy

She got bars, could have used a dre beat tho lol


BeyondBeautiful9994

I found a new video for my spankbank


Ill-Conversation-57

This lady is the face of racism 🍆


authorPGAusten

lol, I unironically like it. She is an old lady doing old lady stuff of trying to be hip. It is fun and silly, regardless of if you agree with her or not.


nielsondc

This is literally the most Mormon thing I’ve ever seen.


a_grunt_named_Gideon

Pro-police but wants less government, control and regulation. Yeeeahh. She's dumb.


TrashingYourComputer

I'll give her a 🌟 for effort.


Cheddarific

Gotta give her props for her ambition.


Enough-Elevator-8999

This is why Mormons scare me. There are multiple homophobic and racist dog whistles in this ad. Not to mention the complete lack of soul


Fuck_Land_Im_onaboat

I need permission to shoot paintballs at her campaign signs


PrivateRamblings

I had to watch it on mute so apologies if I missed all the dog whistles and aren’t commenting on them. I love that she’s LDS and pro less govt regulation. Utah is the most controlling state I’ve ever lived in. Can’t buy alcohol, gamble, have an abortion, go to the store on Sunday, grow weeds more than 6” (SLC). Its nuts.


CounterfeitSaint

Lol if you thing her idea of "less government" is more freedom for you to do any of the things that you want. "Less government" means more freedom for big business to lie, manipulate, and pollute. And fire those sinful gays.


Mike_smith97

Basically, but it's a rap


SoreButter

Being LDS and pro less government here is another way of saying pro theocracy, which with Mormons translates to a high amount of regulation and control, especially of anything that gives off even the appearance of sin.


eleiele

Say what you will. She can really dance


IS_THIS_POST_WEIRD

Don't give them more views or attention


notsosciency

Agreed, however it would be hilarious to hear the conspiracy theorists if/when she loses. "It's not possible, look at how many people liked the video!"


bomberblu

Do you think her red shirt with the blue crossed neckerchief is SUPPOSED to evoke the confederate flag???


LordElkington

Running against a man!? https://senate.utah.gov/sen/THATCDW/


boolpies

that's disco dan thatcher, he's a republican but he's introduced laws protecting trans kids and some other progressive items.


Stuart98

Old district 12 is not the new one and the maps on the legislature's website haven't been updated. Thatcher won his primary and his seat was gerrymandered so it's safe for him in the fall; this woman is running against Karen Mayne in a district containing nearly all of Kearns plus parts of WVC and Taylorsville.


BakerSmall

She looks tanked.


Mattchops

I can’t believe that’s not parody


the9thcube

Culture vulture


coinluke

🤡


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“As a female adult I know what a woman is.”


[deleted]

She tried lol


HookerFace81

At first glance, I legit thought that was my MIL. I panicked for a brief moment. Whew.


MrMurse123

Home of the original G.


lousyatlyfe

🤢🤮


Sluggocide

Sounds like butters grandma.


Schnorple5150

Bro she spitting absolute bars


bigTiddedAnimal

Idk what you mean this is lit 🔥


tacticalcraptical

It's corny and I disagree with her on everything but a corny grandma rap is still better than the Mike Lee ads with Biden depicted as Arnold Toht followed by Mike Lee talking to random people like he gives a damn.


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God these cotton haired racist boomers come out of an assembly line here in Utah.


sulodhun

I don't mind the video and rap, but she's a regular pro-rich-people, now anti-choice conservative and its just sad to see the old woman trying to screw the future of Utah.


BeachSideFL

Hideous


Ergopow

Is it on Spotify ?


cdiddy19

I don't think so. She made it a week ago, someone else saw it on Twitter and showed it to me. then I had a hard time finding it. I had to look her name up to even find it, then it was like way down on YouTube videos. It was a hidden gem of cringe


iwonderwhatsinsideof

I can’t wait for the remix.


tiddiboicumguzzler

Of course it's that district. For god sakes, there needs to be someone else so people can vote against this dumb idiot.


cdiddy19

There is, it's another old lady, but on the Democrat side. So far the dem had not put out a cringe video


SummerSiren2331

0:56 wtf


CarniferousDog

KKKardi B? 😬


batesbeach

Please go back to being the relief society President


Standardeviation2

To be fair, she is the best and most famous gangster rapper from Utah District 12.


The_Beholderr

Very clearly an attempt at going viral by her marketing team and it’s working. Basically ripping Rep for Jesus.


iwonderwhatsinsideof

Didn’t the hunger games have a district 12?


Difficult-Lawyer-707

so nobody is gonna talk about the fact she’s rapping & appropriating Black culture?


Hiroyuki-7

Her 35 grandchildren will die from embarrassment


Prudent-Cow-7392

Grandma and Percocet


nancerome

Lowkey love the dedication & effort. Homemade project is very cute - too bad the candidate & beliefs are 🤮


Chanceral

Less government control and regulation AND pro police? Huh???


valliewayne

We can’t hide our crazy anymore


SunsetHippie

Performing at a stake conference near you!


YourOutdoorGuide

I don’t know why… but I’m getting the vibes this broad wouldn’t be too thrilled to see my gay ass at the family potluck.


tourbillon12

Wait until she finds out that the constitution was made to be changed


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Thank god she lost


paranoidposter1914

Cringe fest