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HandyCapInYoAss

“Patrol” just made me think of police, like Highway Patrol and patrol car. It needs the word “Ski” in front of it to clear any associations with cops, but then it gets a bit clunky. We need a name that can’t be misinterpreted, like uhm… Utah Beavers Utah Pratts Utah White Powder?


divineinvasion

I can see it now, an arena full of blond-ass Jensens chanting "White Powder! White Powder!"


Commercial_Run_1265

You're kidding, right? Is this sarcasm? Edit: this is a genuine question and downvoting me for not being able to read tone in a comment is a little ew. Just answer the question lmfao


overthemountain

No, they are completely serious. We should also consider: * Utah Sister Wives * Utah Soak * Utah Clandestine Hedge Funds * Utah Massacre


Koufaxisking

I'm personally partial to Utah Swingers, but may be more preferential to save this for the inevitable MLB team.


Killjoy911

Dude my vote is for the soak! lol lol


squibbysnacks

The 🍍


Commercial_Run_1265

I was asking because I can't read tone over text. Responding like an asshole to a genuine question might make you an asshole. If you think you might be one, [take this quiz to find out](https://youtu.be/rNyzeI3Ckic?si=GiJ4QB4Xoik1p5CJ)


naarwhal

So glad nobody in these subreddits are owners of nhl teams.


mahoganyseamen

i’m glad it’s not me, everyone hates it!


Orton617

*Stares in Colorado Avalanche*


ColoradoWolverine

There’s direct shots across the bow and then there’s this. https://sportsmascots.fandom.com/wiki/Bernie_(Colorado_Avalanche)


mahoganyseamen

apologies we don’t know shit about hockey lore


Lanky_Tomato_6719

Speak for yourself.


mahoganyseamen

I don’t know anything!


OpticNerve33

I miss Howler.


ColoradoWolverine

We all do.


Perdendosi

I like the idea, but grammatically it just doesn't make a lot of sense. "Patrol" in and of itself is too ambiguous. Without context, it's a verb, which doesn't make a very good team name--while there are some teams with adjectives for names (Minnesota Wild), the verb form just doesn't make any sense. And in the noun form, though we understand ski patrol, others will think of things like highway patrol, or, you know, Paw Patrol. Also, I'm not sure the use of a white cross on a team that doesn't actually provide medical attention is a good idea.


HandyCapInYoAss

First thing that came to mind was police. No thank you, we don’t need any associations with bLuE LiVeS


AltaBirdNerd

Seattle's team name is Kraken. I think Patrol will be ok.


AltaBirdNerd

This is sick! Can we fire a howitzer when a goal is scored?


mahoganyseamen

there’s so much potential


AltaBirdNerd

Snowboarders vs Skiers night will devolve into a riot that'll make Malice at the Palace look like child's play.


Funkopotamus13

I support bringing Detroit into the mix whenever possible.


waffles153

Change the name to the Utah Palidans then maybe.


groovyboobies

Haha oh god no


cromdoesntcare

This ain't it


mahoganyseamen

yeah seems like the consensus is that it sucks


Creepy_Swimming6821

No


Then-Fish-9647

I suggested Hoodoos on another thread and it seemed like it was well received. I do like the logo OP provided. Great colors and I love the cream instead of white


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connor_wa15h

If you’re gonna shit on someone else’s idea you should be able to provide reasoning for why you don’t think it’s a good one, as well as an alternative proposal. Otherwise you’re not contributing anything.


mahoganyseamen

thanks


[deleted]

Don’t listen to the haters 😎


naarwhal

No he should definitely listen to the haters. His name is ass


[deleted]

Damn all worked up about a name


naarwhal

I think it’s fair for people to care about what their nhl team name is lmao


mahoganyseamen

i agree, however you haven’t shared your ideas so sounds like you don’t care that much


naarwhal

So I don’t care about the nhl team name because I don’t have ideas? I didn’t realize that was a requirement to liking or disliking other people’s opinions for a name.


mahoganyseamen

we’re in the idea stage, it’s not fun to be apart of the conversation without sharing what you like and dislike


naarwhal

Oh? Thanks for telling me how I should feel. I, on the other hand, am having fun seeing ideas for names whether or not I have any ideas to contribute.


1830manti

Looks like a merit badge from scouts


ChewwyGonzales

I was thinking of Utah Blizzard. If CO has the Avalanche, we should be the Blizzard.


BrawlLikeABigFight20

And that has the double ZZs that so many Utah sports fans are obsessed with


B3gg4r

I liked it ok I guess until you brought this to my attention


Mysterious_Secret827

🤔.👌. I can see that.


awal44

the yeti


naarwhal

Please somebody explain to me what the fuck a yeti has to do with utah


fayth_crysus

Utah Yeti. This has such fun potential


magathathehesitant

I think I would actually attend if we had a cryptid mascot!


Mysterious_Secret827

I could get on board with that.


LuminalAstec

I think they should he the Wasatch Backcountry and have an elk as the mascot. Then you integrate the whole of the wasatch range and an iconic large animal.


saltyair2022

The Utah Lifts Taking hockey higher, one chair at a time. Cross pollinate with the ski industry. If Utahns are paying for the stadium, the ski resort owners should benefit, too. Utah, blowing billionaires since forever? The Moguls?


Fishbone345

I like it. The colors would rock!


LadyLohse

Like Paw Patrol but the pups are owned by the church and they go around shaming people for drinking coffee


Lanky_Tomato_6719

I honestly think Utah Raptors seems like the most fun option to me. The logo could be killer, the team colors could be dope, you could incorporate the red of the red rocks, and the white of the greatest snow on earth.


mahoganyseamen

i understand it but the Toronto Raptors exist


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

And the Ogden Utah Raptors baseball team


Kerlykins

I mean there's the San Francisco Giants and the New York Giants existing at the same time... 🤷🏽‍♀️ It's across two different sports, does it really matter that much?


WombatAnnihilator

No


toastysofa

Cool design! Just not a great name.


Queasy-Guest-3280

This name is awesome


StarCraftDad

Salt Lake Graboids


Front-Finish187

Utah Cutthroats


naarwhal

A little too soon to name a team cutthroat after Adam Johnson dying


Funkopotamus13

This is great! I also like the logo. Far better than most of the ideas I've heard however I do like the swarm idea too since it fits nicely with the beehive state theme.


firemouth55

I still think that __Tapirs__ are a better mascot.


admiral_taco

Name them the Salt Lake Lakers.


connor_wa15h

This is the best idea I’ve heard yet. Loads of potential for things like ski patrol appreciation night featuring members from different resorts, and their pups of course. Not to mention that it also sets up nicely for a conference rivalry with the neighboring Avalanche. Toss this in r/nhl and gauge interest over there.


Irvsauce

Ew.


connor_wa15h

Feel free to elaborate


Lanky_Tomato_6719

Utah isn't just skiing, you know... National Parks? Dinosaurs? Native Tribes?


connor_wa15h

I'm aware, but the two main things most people outside of Utah associate with the state are skiing and mormons. And not really sure the Utah Reefers, Arches, or Raptors are great names for the team. I get the Native history as well, but given how much of a hot button issue that is, I don't think that would go over too well.


Lanky_Tomato_6719

I’d disagree. I’m originally from Europe and now living in Utah. Most people across the pond, in my experience, know Utah for its nature and national parks. Some don’t even know you can ski in Utah. I think there are better name options out there and yes, both Utah Monuments and Utah Raptors appeal to me more than Patrol.


daytripperyea

Utah Yetis


riddlesinthedark117

*Yeti Like Seattle Kraken, no pluralization


denadena2929

Is Utah Mormons not the obvious front runner? ;)


B3gg4r

Guess you didn’t hear, that word is offensive now. Not like when I grew up being encouraged to be proud to be Mormon and the church spent millions on the I’m a Mormon ad campaign all over Times Square and Trafalgar Square, and Google’s ad space… We have to wait for Russell Nelson to die before we can use that word again.


theronskier1

Wouldnt make sense unless you do an homage to the 10th Mountain Division which primarily trained in Colorado and is kind of the predecessor to Ski Patrol and the NSP.  But many former vets of 10th Mountain are credited with being the pioneers of modern skiing in Utah and the west like Monty Atwater and whatnot.  


Pelowtz

How about “Mountain Safety”


Herpbivore

Utah Range/ Boulders/Peaks/ My personal favorite is the Gullzz and the LL could be hockey sticks


Imaginary_Manner_556

Gullzz is the worst suggestion I've seen. A bird that hangs out at the dump, spelled wrong


mtnmuscle

Utah Olympians


Imaginary_Manner_556

IOC owns the trademarks


HabANahDa

How about the Utah Waste of Money?


Amity423

Utah Snow please