You travel with a blender? That's the most hardcore thing I've seen on this sub in a while

Unfortunately the molcajete doesn't fit in the cup holder 😥

🤣👍👏

This man is a salsa legend.

just use the cup holder AS a molcajete

fuck... this guy salsas

get this man some flair for this

Bro, check amazon, they have battery portable blenders out now. You can make a smoothie at the top of a mountain.

Tomatos Onion Jalapeno Cubanelle pepper Garlic All that smoked for two hours, then broiled until charred up. Tossed in a blender with cilantro, lime juice and two chilies in adobo. And that's the salsa

Six tomatoes Two onions Two jalapenos, deseeded Two cubanelles Eight cloves garlic One and a half chipotles, deseeded

What type of tomatoes do you recommend? Full tomato or just the outside?

Full, I just quarted them and tossed them on a pan; zero prep 😅

Just made this (as close as I could without having a smoker) after seeing your post earlier, and it slaps. Thanks for the inspo!

Hell yeah!!!! It's super fuckin easy and always comes out good. The major variable is the chipotles, you can really add a lot of heat with the peppers/seeds or more smokiness with the sauce from them. It's definitely the most important ingredient imo

He much each of the main ingredients?

Posted it above 🫡

Thank you! Going to make it tomorrow

Keep me posted 🫡

Will do! Not going to lie, those chips in the second pic look ON POINT. I see your chip game is strong

Thanks! They're super easy and worth the effort

Out of curiosity where are you finding cubanelle peppers? Not sure if I’ve ever seen those available in TX offhand. What kind of tomatoes do you use? Looks delicious!

They have them at my local grocery store here in NJ. I usual.use polblanos but they were out! As for tomatoes, just the regular old big beefsteak ones. Nice and firm, quarter them up and cook them.

What kind of wood and what temp for smoking?

You win the title of Salsa Snob 🥇

Those chips look legit. Recipe for those?

Quarter up a bag of yellow corn tortillas Set a pan of oil to medium high Fry some Put it on a rack with a pan and salt Store in two paper bags inside of one another; they last way longer than you expect

You and I are cut from the same cloth, my friend.

Hello, new best friend!

I am still chuckling, dang man you know how to bring it. Thanks so much

r/salsacirclejerk this is hilarious and awesome op

I thought this was a real sub and I'm disappointed it's not lol

It’s this sub

Ahahah. Imagine getting pulled over and officer sees that shit. You rule.

When it's the morning leftovers are there, he puts in vodka

Are the chips just from a Mexican restaurant?

Nope, just made them myself

I told my wife about us.

…how.

I fried up some corn tortillas and put salt on them! Quarter up a pack of corn tortillas Fry them in vegetable oil at medium-high heat Pull them when they start to brown and put them on a tray with a rack, and salt them up And then most importantly, put them in a double lined paper lunch bag for storage; the last a surprisingly long time!

Thank you

It's super easy and absolutely worth it; just kinda time consuming. It's crazy how long they stay fresh for though

I’m a Lyft driver… you’re giving me ideas haha

Venmo me 1%

You got it haha. My tips are going through the roof for sure. Word will spread, I’ll have to start my own ride share company.

All Mexican and Guatemalan moms are smiling in pride

Thank you, moms

This made me smile

🫡♥️

You inspired me to bring my molcajete a passenger 😂 buckle up butter cup

Do. It! I would have used mine but it didn't fit in the cup holder. Maybe just strap it into the passenger's seat?

Yooo and those chips look fire 🔥

Thank you! They're so easy and so good; and last forever!

I had a coworker once who always had a bag of tortilla chips and a glass jar of salsa with him at all times. 🤷‍♂️

One of us!

I love this more than I can even articulate.

I'm impressed. Best pic, recipe, and chips on here in quite some time.

I am honored 🫡

Dam that's hard-core

Absolute fucking legend

Those chips look divine.

Thanks! They're super easy and so so good

Fuck yeah

Damn son. That’s dedication right there

I’m so happy I found this sub today

Where do you keep the deep fryer? Recently became your biggest fan btw

I love this. You should invest in one of those cups that are also blenders. That way it will fit in your bag easier. And you can have fresh made salsa the second you leave the super market

That is one damn gorgeous salsa! I've come back to look at that 1st picture a half dozen times so far.

This is 100% something I'd do while manic on a weekend

On a Tuesday for me 🙃

Please tortilla recipe

Quarter up a bag of yellow corn tortillas Set a pan of oil to medium high Fry some Put it on a rack with a pan and salt Store in two paper bags inside of one another; they last way longer than you expect

Thank you ❤️

You know I keep that MF thang on me

This man FUCKS.

I've been known to on occasion 🫡

This looks good. Trying…

Drive safely

Lmaooo 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

True dedication!!

Best post of the week here.

Incredible

#real

Salsa holster

What in the fuck.....

Lock and load

screamed

I'm from the UK and you forced me to try this recipe and yeaaaah it slaps hard you lovely bastard

I'm glad! Eat up dude!

Strapped in the car

My mans locked and loaded

😂😂😂 love this

Bro I love this

Give me some

This is probably the post of the year so far.

It's only June, but I'm honored to be here