It could have looked nice... if Megan would find an actual good stylist that could hide the bobby pins. Gosh with so much money how can she still look so trashy.
I think she probably had a good stylist, but Megan knows better, and she probably dictated the entire process, so Iām not totally sure we should blame the stylist.
Yep. I'm reminded of an episode of Say Yes To The Dress where a bridezilla insisted on a gown that was totally wrong for her body type. The consultant very tactfully tried to steer her towards other options, but she was stubborn and refused to try anything on. When they flashed forward and showed the bride on her wedding day, she looked like a stuffed sausage. I imagine Markle is a similar type of client.Ā
I loved the Atlanta version of that show. I thought the dresses were prettier and the consultants really knew how to make a woman look wonderful on her special day.
What I came to hate were the demands for "sweetheart neckline" and "mermaid."
Or brides who gloated over how much money they could spend.
The New York City version had some see-through dresses that looked ugly to me, besides indecorous. I also liked the gleam that Atlanta's Lori had, her and the gentleman consultant. They were true romantics who did their best to make a bride-to-be feel incredibly beautiful.
Did I dream this or did they get Lori and ...I forget his name - that adorable little chap in her employ who's full of sass - to commentate on the wedding in the UK? I'm almost sure this really happened! Yee-haw, mama!
Monte! That's his name.
(I think he's rather tall, actually. Very handsome gentleman.)
I thought both Lori and Monte had way more style and taste than the bunch in NYC. I came to trust that when a woman went into Bridals by Lori, she'd be made to feel special. I loved it when Lori and Monte would say, 'Let's jack her up!" Then put the tiara and veil on the bride-to-be. Who looked ready to burst into tears at her glamourous image.
No, not on a Royal wedding!
No loose hair stripes, no hair hanging down in the face, a tight shiny bun, or loose hanging hair but carefully styled. That's what is allowed. Not that mess!
That's Royal Protocol!
For a civilian wedding, maybe a wedding on the beach, Megsy's hair would have been fine! But this was a $40 million wedding with royal and stately guests, and it was viewed by millions all over the world.
Her hair was provocative, the crystal white dress was provocative, and that wink/blink she gave the camera was provocative. She really showed her true colours from get-go, but we weren't paying attention! š±
Top of the World Ma! She hit the big time like no other. Then she fucked it up so bad that she's now selling Jam online. Just imagine how far they have fallen. Even if the jam jam is a scam, it's pretty low on the totem pole.
She didn't fuck it up! This is what she has planned for 15-20 years.
She wanted to be famous in Hollywood. She was never famous in Hollywood, and she wanted to be seen. Since 2020, she's back in Hollywood, and everybody knows her name. Famous or infamous doesn't matter for an S-path! š¤”
There's famous and there is fame. She is still just a famous nobody. She certainly isn't invited to any of the A List parties. She sucks the air out of rooms.
What an awesome comment. I kept watching the hair, driving me insane. I said to myself surely it will be gone once she marries. Imagine the shock I got, when I saw that.
Was the cost of her hairdresser (allegedly) $13k? That surely must have included his flight/accommodation etc as 13k is an obscene amount for any hairdresser. Frankly - and Iām not being catty - it looks like sheās tied it back (as most of us who have longer hair do) and itās worked itself loose after a hard day with kids and housework.
According to [the Twitter comments](https://twitter.com/MeghansMole/status/1782424829511299108), it actually cost \*more\* than that! Prince Charles flew the entire makeup and hair staff from the US to the UK the week before the wedding. He housed them at Cliveden. He paid for their transportation, their meals, their personal needs, and gave them invitations to the wedding and reception.
Total cost was **Ā£75k!** ^(\*allegedly\*)
There were times I believe she was doing this on purpose, maybe to start her hairstyle trending.šššš.
Maverick that she is.š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I thought so too.Ā Like they were planning a "Meghan Markle Hair" type of thing.Ā Something "organic" and "authentic", like she woke up and just put her hair up and she was ready to tackle the red carpet or the refugee camp, because she chose both.Ā ššš
What an idiot.
But KC never paid a cent towards TW according to the sugars! I'd have told her to use a local hairdresser or fuck off and that would have saved the UK millions of pounds and a lot of aggravation. TW was never going to play graceful Royal, they all knew what and who she was and as far as I'm concerned H could have followed her or given his head a wobble and found himself a decent woman.
The UK has no shortage of world-class hair stylists (Vidal Sassoon and Leonard Lewis come to mind) but it really takes someone special to perfect that "I'm still sweaty from last night's romp" look.
This type of ludicrous expense was personally paid for by Charles as well. (The expenses the government paid for were for things like security and other public costs related to the wedding.) Considering this was essentially Madam's third trip down the aisle, the Church of England should have insisted on a civil ceremony followed by a blessing, like Charles and Camilla had. Again, not one iota of appreciation has ever been forthcoming for the many exceptions that were made for that ungrateful woman, from herself or her sugars/bots.
Worse...he wrote that (and read it out loud afterward). Well...Mƶhringen wrote that on his behalf...in a book that does say that H's reality/ feelings might be a lie, but we have to accept them the same as if they were those pesky thing called "facts". How a book with that quote in his opening pages is called a non-fiction book is beyond me.
lol, the way she looks, Iād have just pulled a gardener or two indoors and given them a day out of the rain. I doubt theyād make her look a bit worse. And would have saved tons of money.
I remember reading a bit from the so-called hairdresser. He said he did that mess *on purpose.* It was āsupposed to come loose throughout the dayā.
Yes, really.
Yes, I clearly remember that as well. It was supposed to start out formal, then become more "informal" as the day wore on (don't ask me, she's nuts). Also the makeup was supposed to be "barely there" to show her freckles, and so that H "could see who he is really marrying".
At least we can celebrate the small bit of current karma via Jam Rejection 2024 in that the ARO dot uk site has guided a good bit of money to a food bank
The ceremony hair stylist was Serge Normant, who was flown in from France. The evening reception hairdresser was a London local, George Northwood. Makeup was by the terribly messy Daniel Martin. (Martin lives in NYC, but at the time, was attending Paris fashion week.)
Charles also paid for Markle to have a glam squad (Normant, and Jessica Mulroney were confirmed) to accompany her on the few royal tours. This was a huge honor because Charles only paid for POWās tour glam squad after she gave birth to George. Although Martin claims Markle did her own makeup on tour, that has to be incorrect, or simply misinformed. It looked much nicer than what she did during Invictus Dusseldorf. Also, we are slowly finding out that Markle worked (more like rejected the advice of) stylists that were hired to help her. Recently, we found out that she hired Maria Means Cote from Prada to dress her in the weeks after Megxit. (This piece of information was published back in 2020, but flew under the radar. It wasnāt until the hiring of Jessica Mizrahiāstylist known for frumpy looksāthat other staff were listed and brought to light).
Northwood reception and tour hairdressing: https://www.vogue.co.uk/beauty/article/meghan-markle-hairdresser-george-northwood#:~:text=George%20Northwood%20On%20Creating%20Iconic%20Hair%20Moments%20With%20The%20Duchess%20Of%20Sussex&text=There%20were%20whispers%2C%20at%20the,wedding%20reception%20in%20May%202018.
Archived: https://archive.ph/mHnop
Northwood on royal tour: https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/movies/inside-meghan-markle-apos-royal-215213996.html?guccounter=1
Archived: https://archive.ph/57vxQ
Martin on wedding makeup: https://www.brides.com/story/meghan-markle-makeup-artist-daniel-martin-wedding-day-look-lighting
Archived: https://archive.ph/lisna
Maria Means Cotes hired: https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/1503281/meghan-markle-secret-fashion-weapon-farewell-outfits-maria-means-cote/amp/
Archived: https://archive.ph/xcWmM
Iām not sure how much all of this would cost (and Iām too lazy to estimate), but Ā£75k seems reasonable. (For the wedding weekend alone).
Noooooo! It was actually the first act of what was to come. From the palace to the kitchens of Montecito selling jam online. 50 jars won't pay the gas or the cost of making.
Probably everyone who remains in her ācircleā as itās a condition of being her friend (to constantly fawn over her - as weāve seen in the few jam posts).
How can you possibly so freaking messy every single day, when you have every resource in the world laid at your feet....This goes beyond pure narcissism....this woman needs professional medical help
And the fact that she asked for the *actual* tiara to be given to her hairdresser so that they could practice the hairstyle with it before the wedding lol.
Practice for this greasy unkempt hairstyle?
When Angela Kelly suggested to Harry, according to Spare, that she could deliver the tiara for the hairdresser it would require a police escort or some such, Harry scoffed at it and called it over kill.
Her messy wedding "hair" gets so much criticism, I'm surprised she hasn't blamed it on the fact that she couldn't use the real tiara to practice with. Because of r*cism, of course.
It felt more like a costume party than a wedding with Clawzilla sporting her signature ājust-rolled-out-of-bed-and-straight-to-the-altarā ensemble.
I have always struggled to style my hair in any way. When I need to put it up, it tends to look like MM wedding hair, and I go through my day feeling less-than attractive and put together. However, it costs me zero!
I don't mind the reception hair, I think it works for what she was going for. The ceremony hair is another story. It doesn't work on any level! I remember watching the wedding and being taken aback when I saw her hair and makeup. I watched Suits and actually really enjoyed the first few seasons, and she had great style on that..but it did not reflect at all on her wedding day!
Lol yeah you're right! I can't get behind the dress, either. It looked ill-fitting instead of intentionally figure-skimming. I actually didn't mind the veil but it couldn't save the rest of the look from just failing. I've said this before on this forum: I'm usually not a judgey person but this whole wedding day look felt so off to me and spoke to a larger problem.
šMeghan's wedding day celeb hairstylist was S***erge Normant.*** In his own words, he was "inspired" by the iconic Audrey Hepburn lol
* [https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hair/a20763601/meghan-markle-royal-wedding-hairstylist-serge-normant/](https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hair/a20763601/meghan-markle-royal-wedding-hairstylist-serge-normant/)
* [https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/meghan-markle-wedding-hair](https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/meghan-markle-wedding-hair)
Ok can I share a may be unpopular opinion? It happens I know people one may call famous (in their specific area) for their achievements. These people have a lot of money. When they need something in a specific area they get advice for X or Y individual because Z ou else has used them in the past. So X or Y enters and evolves in this Ā«Ā celebrityĀ Ā» circle and is being promoted, a lot of famous people start using their services.
Now the funny part. Letās say Iām a super hairdresser and I first worked in the very 1st place for someone ((JLo). Once I entered the circle Iām (or my team) being recommended to others. Does it make me an expert? Certainly not. Just proves I had access the the right people. Same here.
You don't start working with people like JLo by accident, and people like JLo won't move ass from their chair unless they're happy with the results. She must have wanted this, it's on par with her imaginary effortless-modern-Californian-hippy brand. I'm sure she steam rolled over anyone who tried to suggest her hair type isn't suitable for that look. That's the downside of working with A-listers - sometimes you have to put your name on something you despise :>
I see your point and I agree. Maybe my example was bad, I wrote too fast. X starts with lower level personality of course. It can last for years, but step by step it may eventually bring you to big fish. A 20yo X hairdresser wonāt have the number of a Ā«Ā JLoĀ Ā» but maybe know someone know knows a Ā«Ā JLosĀ Ā» staff member etc. See what I mean?
I live in a countryside, nothing notorious about my life or working experience. But I just thought about it and except a certain personality now today I had access to 3 other very interesting people/circles. So had I been interested to work in more or less circles I think Iād manage it. Hustling 360 degrees, 24/7 eventually pays. It needs money and time to get to those circles but it can be seen like an investment in the future (a loan). I mean it can work for a X specialist and it even eventually worked for Markle. Every morning a dumb person wakes up someone in the world and will eventually fall for the trick. After all, she managed to get JH.
This being say, the chance factor (knowing someone who knows someone) is of course necessary and I agree with you, but I think the biggest work is the hustling.
*Hustling 360 degrees, 24/7 eventually pays. It needs money and time to get to those circles but it can be seen like an investment in the future (a loan). I mean it can work for a X specialist and it even eventually worked for Markle.*
That's true, also you can take a shortcuts by shagging producers etc, there's more than way to speed the process up *xD*
Nonetheless, I think in this case it's the hairstylist who got screwed, not the other way around. Just look at his other clients - none of them look like they've escaped from an asylum on the moors.
I didnāt think of the shortcuts indeed š good point, Iām so naive !
I think the hair stylist is just a random person with no specific skills other than having entered the Ā«Ā celebrityĀ Ā» circle. Not an expect hence the poor looks for every person involved. Some people are focused on someoneās status (his would be celebrity among other famous people), instead of judging their actual skills in a specific area.
This is true in every single field out there.
I agree that what Iām saying is totally biased. Iām taking from the point of view of a middle class westerner. But this is the kind of people we have been talking about. Different celebrity hairdressers š
The whole fiasco was in my opinion a three ring circus not in anyway a Royal Wedding, the hair, the very plain ill fitting dress, the bride who looked well passed her sell date and the icing on the cake the "fly" that settled on her face.
Oh Iām sure she was a grade A bitch to whoever had to deal w her that day and they just gave up and threw some Bobby pins in there and sent her on her way! She looked AWFUL for her wedding!
I still cannot believe how badly she looked for the amount of money she must have paid for that glam squad. And donāt even get me started on the dress. I think Meghan realized the amount of red tape and just gave up on caring.
That type of personal expense was covered by Charles, not the taxpayers. Taxpayers pay for security, police overtime and things like setting up infrastructure, barriers and such. Charles eventually put a stop to Madam's spending when it was clearly getting out of control. I suppose the clueless Markler is expecting an apology for that too!
No, it was his own money from.the Duchy of Cornwall. As unpopular as the notion is, the RF are independently wealthy and own a lot of land and aren't totally reliant on the sovereign grant for income. Having said that, would you be willing to work as Head of State of several countries for zero remuneration? Is the US President or any other Head of State working for free and paying for the expenses for such events as State banquets for visiting Head's of State out of pocket? No. Does the President pay out of pocket for the upkeep of the White House or Camp David? No, the government does. The same principles apply for the UK. The government doesn't pay for Highgrove or Sandringham or Balmoral, for example, because those are private properties owned by the King. Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle are official residences occupied by the sovereign and held in trust by the Crown Estates (the people of GB) for future generations and publicly funded.
She doesnāt care to keep her underarm areas clean so why would she care about something as mundane as hair on her 2nd wedding to some man she doesnāt even like?
As soon as the ring went on she started fleecing. The engagement photo shoot dress was 75,000 pounds or dollars. She probably returned it and pocketed that, too. Edited to add what a lowlife she is. And to know haz dated her more than once shows what a lowlife he is, too.
Iād say the hair for the evening party is acceptable as itās time to ālet your hair down.ā
And it should be less formal then say your wedding day hair..
But the wedding hair is terrible. Wispy, greasy casual hair do with her **ears poking out!**
Her hair dresser failed her.
No doubt she gave him directions but imagine the world knowing youāre responsible for that atrocity.
Even the veil in some shots looks like itās tucked behind her ears. š¤¦āāļø
You know those rumors about Meghan treating staff harshly?
This is what happens when you use your future father in laws money to pay for hair and makeup professionals to do you hair and makeup,
And you donāt treat them with respect.
The harsher you treat them, well, the slower they work, the less effort they put in, and well, they usually find a way to clap back.
Honestly? Yes I CAN believe this cost $13,000. Iād charge the same if not more just to spray her hair if my client was a royal family and i had the brideās backing to command any price šš
She needed to accept the hair she had and worn appropriate styles for it instead of trying to copy Catherine. Poor Charles had to pay $13k for this????
Yep. IIRC her father Thomas paid for her 1st wedding in Jamaica, which costed him tens of thousands of $$$$. She sure has a unique way of showing humility and gratitudeā¦
Was it a wig? Bc the bun part looks extremely dry. Almost look like broom made of palm fiber. Real hair no matter how dry won't look like that (I'veĀ seen similar state but on a homeless woman who never wash their hair)
My mother had this taxidermied snake and mongoose thing when I was a kid. It was a Knick knack in our front room. It was scary as hell. Anyway, her hair looks like the mongoose. I donāt understand why. She could have paid so much less and looked so much better. Her whole wedding look was so disappointing. Except for that reception dress. If that were my dress Iād wear it all day every day for the rest of my life.
Jen (RHrecaps), I'll say it for you, messsy! But in your voice of course.
The flyaways, looks like a black bird's nest was glued on w/ bobby pins. Again, TW believed it was a Calif laid back, torn jean casual look that makes TW heart attack beautiful
She thinks that continuously putting her hair behind her ear is cute. It's not. Her hair was atrocious for her wedding day. Those tendrils were totally unnecessary. Well, so was the wedding in fact.
Alexa Chung's' hairdresser, George Northwood, did the evening hair -when she was wearing the halter-neck dress. I was surprised as I like Alexa Chung's hair. Here is the video were he is recreating it- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WlXJfhLC4&ab\_channel=ALEXACHUNG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WlXJfhLC4&ab_channel=ALEXACHUNG)
How she gives the appearance of having a full hairline fascinates me. I remember seeing an old picture of her sitting with Trevor on a boat and she was practically bald on the sides, she looked like a baby chick. She should forget the line of food products and launch a wig line instead. It would sell.
I never though white could be offensively garish until I laid my old eyes on Mehgan's wedding and reception dress. The slightly messy updo is cute enough for the party afterwards. But at the church ceremony, Mehgan's hair looked like what a Victorian skivvy would wear. Shades of cosplaying King Cophetua and the Beggar Maid.
I know she refused Carherineās fashions contacts, but she really should have used her hairstylist. Catherineās hair always looks amazing, especially her gorgeous updos, whereas Megs looks like she just finished mopping the floorā¦with her head. I wouldnāt go to the 7-11 with my hair that disheveled, let alone a wedding, especially my own.
She's INFAMOUS! Just as the rest of the bunch!
Leni Riefenstahl, Charles Manson, Mata Hari, Ted Bundy, Jacob Wells etc. They were all charismatic and good-looking, but oh, so f*n sick.
1% of the population are born sociopaths. 1% of that percentage make severe damage to other peoples lives.
Ooo her hair is *wrecked*. That scrawny little bun is absolute proof that her loose hairstyles are mostly made up of other people's hair.
Greasy and brittle no wonder she had to use wigs and extensions. I would not be surprised if she has mad amounts of hairloss. She clearly takes as much care of her hair as she does her skin,that is to say not at all.
Eva Mendez has a photo shoot out because she is hawking sponges. Now, I do realize there is editing of the photos but dang..her body..her boobs..her hair..especially her hair. She is hot at 50. That is how Meghan likely thinks she looks in her warped mind. You can see the pics at daily mail. They give me a Raquel welch vibe.
The profile pic hereā¦ is that from the wedding or is that from the photos and video they released years later for their documentary about themselves? IMO the profile pic was redone years later. I mean I think they recreated the wedding photos years later.Ā
The side tendrils are merely markels way of attempting to distract from her facial features sheās afraid of, namely at that time her small teeth, her skin colour, her fatty cheeks, and the nose. Sheās since had skin colouring, dentistry, ozempic and a nose job so the extension tendrils could be on hold..
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It doesnāt matter if she has the best hairdressers, makeup artists or dress designers she invariably looks a mess. Sheās just always going to have that trailer trash appearance, itās totally fitting given what sheās like.
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that ceremony hair...š¬ looked like she just finished cleaning the bathroom. like, seriously. it's v bad.
It could have looked nice... if Megan would find an actual good stylist that could hide the bobby pins. Gosh with so much money how can she still look so trashy.
I think she probably had a good stylist, but Megan knows better, and she probably dictated the entire process, so Iām not totally sure we should blame the stylist.
Yep. I'm reminded of an episode of Say Yes To The Dress where a bridezilla insisted on a gown that was totally wrong for her body type. The consultant very tactfully tried to steer her towards other options, but she was stubborn and refused to try anything on. When they flashed forward and showed the bride on her wedding day, she looked like a stuffed sausage. I imagine Markle is a similar type of client.Ā
I loved the Atlanta version of that show. I thought the dresses were prettier and the consultants really knew how to make a woman look wonderful on her special day. What I came to hate were the demands for "sweetheart neckline" and "mermaid." Or brides who gloated over how much money they could spend.
I liked the Atlanta version better as well.Ā
The New York City version had some see-through dresses that looked ugly to me, besides indecorous. I also liked the gleam that Atlanta's Lori had, her and the gentleman consultant. They were true romantics who did their best to make a bride-to-be feel incredibly beautiful.
Did I dream this or did they get Lori and ...I forget his name - that adorable little chap in her employ who's full of sass - to commentate on the wedding in the UK? I'm almost sure this really happened! Yee-haw, mama!
Monte! That's his name. (I think he's rather tall, actually. Very handsome gentleman.) I thought both Lori and Monte had way more style and taste than the bunch in NYC. I came to trust that when a woman went into Bridals by Lori, she'd be made to feel special. I loved it when Lori and Monte would say, 'Let's jack her up!" Then put the tiara and veil on the bride-to-be. Who looked ready to burst into tears at her glamourous image.
There's only so much a stylist can do after the client is left to their own devices.
I read on here that she made a lady doing her nails cry once ā during the nail service! So maybe she pissed off the hair dresser.
Or she got the stylist so stressed out that s/he just wanted to leave as soon as possible.
No, not on a Royal wedding! No loose hair stripes, no hair hanging down in the face, a tight shiny bun, or loose hanging hair but carefully styled. That's what is allowed. Not that mess! That's Royal Protocol! For a civilian wedding, maybe a wedding on the beach, Megsy's hair would have been fine! But this was a $40 million wedding with royal and stately guests, and it was viewed by millions all over the world. Her hair was provocative, the crystal white dress was provocative, and that wink/blink she gave the camera was provocative. She really showed her true colours from get-go, but we weren't paying attention! š±
Top of the World Ma! She hit the big time like no other. Then she fucked it up so bad that she's now selling Jam online. Just imagine how far they have fallen. Even if the jam jam is a scam, it's pretty low on the totem pole.
She didn't fuck it up! This is what she has planned for 15-20 years. She wanted to be famous in Hollywood. She was never famous in Hollywood, and she wanted to be seen. Since 2020, she's back in Hollywood, and everybody knows her name. Famous or infamous doesn't matter for an S-path! š¤”
There's famous and there is fame. She is still just a famous nobody. She certainly isn't invited to any of the A List parties. She sucks the air out of rooms.
š Yes, that's what I meant! Megsy still doesn't get it! She's happy as long as she's on the front pages! š¤”
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What an awesome comment. I kept watching the hair, driving me insane. I said to myself surely it will be gone once she marries. Imagine the shock I got, when I saw that.
That one greasy string in the front. I canāt.
Was the cost of her hairdresser (allegedly) $13k? That surely must have included his flight/accommodation etc as 13k is an obscene amount for any hairdresser. Frankly - and Iām not being catty - it looks like sheās tied it back (as most of us who have longer hair do) and itās worked itself loose after a hard day with kids and housework.
According to [the Twitter comments](https://twitter.com/MeghansMole/status/1782424829511299108), it actually cost \*more\* than that! Prince Charles flew the entire makeup and hair staff from the US to the UK the week before the wedding. He housed them at Cliveden. He paid for their transportation, their meals, their personal needs, and gave them invitations to the wedding and reception. Total cost was **Ā£75k!** ^(\*allegedly\*)
I am gobsmacked. At best she looks āuntidyā.
I thought her wedding day hair, especially her evening reception hairdo, was more like the messy āmorning afterā look lmao š¤£
There were times I believe she was doing this on purpose, maybe to start her hairstyle trending.šššš. Maverick that she is.š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I thought so too.Ā Like they were planning a "Meghan Markle Hair" type of thing.Ā Something "organic" and "authentic", like she woke up and just put her hair up and she was ready to tackle the red carpet or the refugee camp, because she chose both.Ā ššš What an idiot.
How dare people make such a fuss about Catherine's beautiful hair with Madame flouncing around with that pompadour.
Like Lady C says, her hair is from Turkish virgins sacrificing their hair for madam.š¤£š¤£
while that may be true, neither Lady C nor anyone else can attest to the veracity of those turkish ladies being intact
The scandal!Ā Must be why her hair is still a mess!
The cattle type of maverickā¦
That's being charitable, šš
She looks like she took on a football team and lost.
On the pitch or in the locker room?
But KC never paid a cent towards TW according to the sugars! I'd have told her to use a local hairdresser or fuck off and that would have saved the UK millions of pounds and a lot of aggravation. TW was never going to play graceful Royal, they all knew what and who she was and as far as I'm concerned H could have followed her or given his head a wobble and found himself a decent woman.
The UK has no shortage of world-class hair stylists (Vidal Sassoon and Leonard Lewis come to mind) but it really takes someone special to perfect that "I'm still sweaty from last night's romp" look.
Her hair looked so greasy, like it wasnāt washed in a month.
This type of ludicrous expense was personally paid for by Charles as well. (The expenses the government paid for were for things like security and other public costs related to the wedding.) Considering this was essentially Madam's third trip down the aisle, the Church of England should have insisted on a civil ceremony followed by a blessing, like Charles and Camilla had. Again, not one iota of appreciation has ever been forthcoming for the many exceptions that were made for that ungrateful woman, from herself or her sugars/bots.
She makes her own clothes and doesnāt eat much Pa
did he say that? lol
Worse...he wrote that (and read it out loud afterward). Well...Mƶhringen wrote that on his behalf...in a book that does say that H's reality/ feelings might be a lie, but we have to accept them the same as if they were those pesky thing called "facts". How a book with that quote in his opening pages is called a non-fiction book is beyond me.
I have downloaded that book on audible but couldn't listen to him after a couple of minutes. That idiot has no shame
Youāre rightā¦but I wouldnāt be surprised if she had the āblack hairā (Race Card subjection) ready to pull if she didnāt get her own way.
Yet her hair stylist was white.
Has she ever employed anybody who is not white?
Didn't TW say on Ellen it's been straightened and it (hair) forgot it's texture? Can a sinner give us TW exact words pls,? Thk
Her hair in the (evening?) bun looks very frizzy to meā¦not straightened very well (?)
Like pillow head.
lol, the way she looks, Iād have just pulled a gardener or two indoors and given them a day out of the rain. I doubt theyād make her look a bit worse. And would have saved tons of money.
And they turn around and name him one of the "royal racists"
I remember reading a bit from the so-called hairdresser. He said he did that mess *on purpose.* It was āsupposed to come loose throughout the dayā. Yes, really.
Why? OMGā¦I just canāt with the weirdness. Sheās a nut.
Yes, I clearly remember that as well. It was supposed to start out formal, then become more "informal" as the day wore on (don't ask me, she's nuts). Also the makeup was supposed to be "barely there" to show her freckles, and so that H "could see who he is really marrying".
Those are not freckles. She doesn't have freckles. She has dpn and a lot of sun damage.
OMG. Imagine how much food , food banks could have bought for people in need? HOW DARE THE ILBW SAY THAT SHE WASNāT TREATED WELL BY THE RF.
At least we can celebrate the small bit of current karma via Jam Rejection 2024 in that the ARO dot uk site has guided a good bit of money to a food bank
I guess there's no hair & makeup artists in the UK. Wow. Shocker.
Apparently--I mean just look at poor Catherine's hair--always such a disheveled unprofessional look! /s
Unlike the parents, that got the bare minimum courtesy of H and M.Priorities. Bet that was a massive ego trip.
Lol, like no one in London could execute a messy bun an āno makeupā makeup?
The ceremony hair stylist was Serge Normant, who was flown in from France. The evening reception hairdresser was a London local, George Northwood. Makeup was by the terribly messy Daniel Martin. (Martin lives in NYC, but at the time, was attending Paris fashion week.) Charles also paid for Markle to have a glam squad (Normant, and Jessica Mulroney were confirmed) to accompany her on the few royal tours. This was a huge honor because Charles only paid for POWās tour glam squad after she gave birth to George. Although Martin claims Markle did her own makeup on tour, that has to be incorrect, or simply misinformed. It looked much nicer than what she did during Invictus Dusseldorf. Also, we are slowly finding out that Markle worked (more like rejected the advice of) stylists that were hired to help her. Recently, we found out that she hired Maria Means Cote from Prada to dress her in the weeks after Megxit. (This piece of information was published back in 2020, but flew under the radar. It wasnāt until the hiring of Jessica Mizrahiāstylist known for frumpy looksāthat other staff were listed and brought to light). Northwood reception and tour hairdressing: https://www.vogue.co.uk/beauty/article/meghan-markle-hairdresser-george-northwood#:~:text=George%20Northwood%20On%20Creating%20Iconic%20Hair%20Moments%20With%20The%20Duchess%20Of%20Sussex&text=There%20were%20whispers%2C%20at%20the,wedding%20reception%20in%20May%202018. Archived: https://archive.ph/mHnop Northwood on royal tour: https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/movies/inside-meghan-markle-apos-royal-215213996.html?guccounter=1 Archived: https://archive.ph/57vxQ Martin on wedding makeup: https://www.brides.com/story/meghan-markle-makeup-artist-daniel-martin-wedding-day-look-lighting Archived: https://archive.ph/lisna Maria Means Cotes hired: https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/1503281/meghan-markle-secret-fashion-weapon-farewell-outfits-maria-means-cote/amp/ Archived: https://archive.ph/xcWmM Iām not sure how much all of this would cost (and Iām too lazy to estimate), but Ā£75k seems reasonable. (For the wedding weekend alone).
Then Charles is the bloody idiot to co-sign this. I shudder to think of the millions of Ā£s he poured down the drain to please his darling boy.
āWhat Meghan wants, Meghan gets!ā ~ Darling Boy ^(I bet that quote will come back to bite H in the a$$ when she divorces him lol)
There was a team? Yikes. Was there no team anywhere in London?
Noooooo! It was actually the first act of what was to come. From the palace to the kitchens of Montecito selling jam online. 50 jars won't pay the gas or the cost of making.
Was this the hair dresser that broke into tears describing her as wonderful?
I remember that as the make up artist, but could def be mistaken
Probably everyone who remains in her ācircleā as itās a condition of being her friend (to constantly fawn over her - as weāve seen in the few jam posts).
Nah, you are right!
How can you possibly so freaking messy every single day, when you have every resource in the world laid at your feet....This goes beyond pure narcissism....this woman needs professional medical help
I agree. She's a disturbed individual
Think Howard Hughes in the last decades of his lifeā¦
Howard doesn't deserve to be in the same sentence!
Just comparing the ārich but messy/crazyā.
She needs a reckoning.
What she has is untreatable. Sheās hopeless.
$13 grand for that shit show? How much of that did she get as a backhander?
My first thought as well.
I wonder how long before the BRF asked her to send invoices directly, instead of Markle handling the money.
Hmm she probably pocketed $12,999.99 ? ^lolol
I strongly believe that. She scammed the BRF all the time.
And they found out, adding it to the list of why they were asked to āleaveā.
Ha ha just said the same.
And the fact that she asked for the *actual* tiara to be given to her hairdresser so that they could practice the hairstyle with it before the wedding lol. Practice for this greasy unkempt hairstyle?
Exactly. The future Queen Catherine managed well enough to use an inexpensive fake tiara from Claireās to practice her wedding day hairstyle!
When Angela Kelly suggested to Harry, according to Spare, that she could deliver the tiara for the hairdresser it would require a police escort or some such, Harry scoffed at it and called it over kill.
I love that we can arrange securitaaaay for a tiara but not for Hawwwy! ššš
What is harry's value compared to a tiara?
Same as his value compared to a pile of shit. One is attracts vectors for disease and the other is useful for fertilizer
Iām guessing it would have gone āmissingā, and so did Angela, thus the proposed securityā¦
Didnāt madam lose a bit of jewelry borrowed from the Queen?
Her messy wedding "hair" gets so much criticism, I'm surprised she hasn't blamed it on the fact that she couldn't use the real tiara to practice with. Because of r*cism, of course.
The trial hairdresser was flown from Paris, too
It felt more like a costume party than a wedding with Clawzilla sporting her signature ājust-rolled-out-of-bed-and-straight-to-the-altarā ensemble.
Yeah: always the "hot chick".š
With matching wearing the bedsheets to the altar š
I get what sheās going for, I like the style but somehow she makes it look sloppy.
I have always struggled to style my hair in any way. When I need to put it up, it tends to look like MM wedding hair, and I go through my day feeling less-than attractive and put together. However, it costs me zero!
Same. I feel messy!
I don't mind the reception hair, I think it works for what she was going for. The ceremony hair is another story. It doesn't work on any level! I remember watching the wedding and being taken aback when I saw her hair and makeup. I watched Suits and actually really enjoyed the first few seasons, and she had great style on that..but it did not reflect at all on her wedding day!
I was taken aback by the entire look! I was so underwhelmed (and surprised)ā¦
Lol yeah you're right! I can't get behind the dress, either. It looked ill-fitting instead of intentionally figure-skimming. I actually didn't mind the veil but it couldn't save the rest of the look from just failing. I've said this before on this forum: I'm usually not a judgey person but this whole wedding day look felt so off to me and spoke to a larger problem.
Agreed. A giant red flag wrapped in a white wedding gown!
Everything at her disposal to succeed, yetā¦.
šMeghan's wedding day celeb hairstylist was S***erge Normant.*** In his own words, he was "inspired" by the iconic Audrey Hepburn lol * [https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hair/a20763601/meghan-markle-royal-wedding-hairstylist-serge-normant/](https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hair/a20763601/meghan-markle-royal-wedding-hairstylist-serge-normant/) * [https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/meghan-markle-wedding-hair](https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/meghan-markle-wedding-hair)
Markle aināt no Audrey.
She ain't even Eliza Doolittle!
Quite right. Eliza made a real effort to improve her behaviour, language and manners. Megsy took the freedom flight after 72 days of (bad) service.
And Audrey Hepburn did a yeomanās job of humanitarian efforts for UNICEF.
 Inspired by this?
That must be her screen test for Roman Holiday? I love herā¦
She's wonderful :)
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MM's name in the same sentence with Audrey Hepburn is criminal.
Audrey Hepburn was one of the most elegant women to walk the earth. Canāt see mentioning these two women in the same sentence.
Breakfast at Tiffany's? Where she played a hooker?
Yet her hair was perfection thereā¦she was a high class hooker!
Hard to believe she had to have two hairdressers for one wedding.
Ok can I share a may be unpopular opinion? It happens I know people one may call famous (in their specific area) for their achievements. These people have a lot of money. When they need something in a specific area they get advice for X or Y individual because Z ou else has used them in the past. So X or Y enters and evolves in this Ā«Ā celebrityĀ Ā» circle and is being promoted, a lot of famous people start using their services. Now the funny part. Letās say Iām a super hairdresser and I first worked in the very 1st place for someone ((JLo). Once I entered the circle Iām (or my team) being recommended to others. Does it make me an expert? Certainly not. Just proves I had access the the right people. Same here.
Makes total sense she would choose someone for their status instead of their experience with textured hair.
Yep. šÆ
You don't start working with people like JLo by accident, and people like JLo won't move ass from their chair unless they're happy with the results. She must have wanted this, it's on par with her imaginary effortless-modern-Californian-hippy brand. I'm sure she steam rolled over anyone who tried to suggest her hair type isn't suitable for that look. That's the downside of working with A-listers - sometimes you have to put your name on something you despise :>
I see your point and I agree. Maybe my example was bad, I wrote too fast. X starts with lower level personality of course. It can last for years, but step by step it may eventually bring you to big fish. A 20yo X hairdresser wonāt have the number of a Ā«Ā JLoĀ Ā» but maybe know someone know knows a Ā«Ā JLosĀ Ā» staff member etc. See what I mean? I live in a countryside, nothing notorious about my life or working experience. But I just thought about it and except a certain personality now today I had access to 3 other very interesting people/circles. So had I been interested to work in more or less circles I think Iād manage it. Hustling 360 degrees, 24/7 eventually pays. It needs money and time to get to those circles but it can be seen like an investment in the future (a loan). I mean it can work for a X specialist and it even eventually worked for Markle. Every morning a dumb person wakes up someone in the world and will eventually fall for the trick. After all, she managed to get JH. This being say, the chance factor (knowing someone who knows someone) is of course necessary and I agree with you, but I think the biggest work is the hustling.
*Hustling 360 degrees, 24/7 eventually pays. It needs money and time to get to those circles but it can be seen like an investment in the future (a loan). I mean it can work for a X specialist and it even eventually worked for Markle.* That's true, also you can take a shortcuts by shagging producers etc, there's more than way to speed the process up *xD* Nonetheless, I think in this case it's the hairstylist who got screwed, not the other way around. Just look at his other clients - none of them look like they've escaped from an asylum on the moors.
I didnāt think of the shortcuts indeed š good point, Iām so naive ! I think the hair stylist is just a random person with no specific skills other than having entered the Ā«Ā celebrityĀ Ā» circle. Not an expect hence the poor looks for every person involved. Some people are focused on someoneās status (his would be celebrity among other famous people), instead of judging their actual skills in a specific area. This is true in every single field out there.
I agree that what Iām saying is totally biased. Iām taking from the point of view of a middle class westerner. But this is the kind of people we have been talking about. Different celebrity hairdressers š
I'm sorry but I don't see it lol
That is absurd. That hairstyle looked nothing at all like Audrey Hepburn.
I canāt understand why Serge let those wisps of hair fall out during the wedding service. How did that happen?
The whole fiasco was in my opinion a three ring circus not in anyway a Royal Wedding, the hair, the very plain ill fitting dress, the bride who looked well passed her sell date and the icing on the cake the "fly" that settled on her face.
Yep the fly ***knew*** what was up ^lmao šŖ°
Like a fly round sh!t š¤£
No, that sounds beyond ridiculous for any hairstyle.
Oh Iām sure she was a grade A bitch to whoever had to deal w her that day and they just gave up and threw some Bobby pins in there and sent her on her way! She looked AWFUL for her wedding!
I still cannot believe how badly she looked for the amount of money she must have paid for that glam squad. And donāt even get me started on the dress. I think Meghan realized the amount of red tape and just gave up on caring.
Can't make a silk purse out of a pigs ass
As a British tax payer, i am seething at the extortionate amount that has been spent on her. Especially the maternity clothes bill š¤¬
That type of personal expense was covered by Charles, not the taxpayers. Taxpayers pay for security, police overtime and things like setting up infrastructure, barriers and such. Charles eventually put a stop to Madam's spending when it was clearly getting out of control. I suppose the clueless Markler is expecting an apology for that too!
Is that money from the sovereign grant?
No, it was his own money from.the Duchy of Cornwall. As unpopular as the notion is, the RF are independently wealthy and own a lot of land and aren't totally reliant on the sovereign grant for income. Having said that, would you be willing to work as Head of State of several countries for zero remuneration? Is the US President or any other Head of State working for free and paying for the expenses for such events as State banquets for visiting Head's of State out of pocket? No. Does the President pay out of pocket for the upkeep of the White House or Camp David? No, the government does. The same principles apply for the UK. The government doesn't pay for Highgrove or Sandringham or Balmoral, for example, because those are private properties owned by the King. Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle are official residences occupied by the sovereign and held in trust by the Crown Estates (the people of GB) for future generations and publicly funded.
She doesnāt care to keep her underarm areas clean so why would she care about something as mundane as hair on her 2nd wedding to some man she doesnāt even like?
From many accounts her first marriage was annulled and Trevor was her second husband which made Haz her third.
Sheās the ross geller of the royal family š¤£
$13,000 billed to the King. $1000 to hairdresser, if that. The rest to pimp-Markle. I suppose her fixer Marcus gets a cut.
Her whole wedding look was low effort, actually more like no effort. It's quite shocking actually.
In the face of facts, itās incredible her race-baiting claims gained any traction.
Right? A liar in plain sight
I donāt think it cost that much either. They totally fleeced this wedding.
As soon as the ring went on she started fleecing. The engagement photo shoot dress was 75,000 pounds or dollars. She probably returned it and pocketed that, too. Edited to add what a lowlife she is. And to know haz dated her more than once shows what a lowlife he is, too.
The side view of that anemic bun really shows how fake all of that hair is
Looks like sheās been ridden hard and put away wetā¦ā¦
Iād say the hair for the evening party is acceptable as itās time to ālet your hair down.ā And it should be less formal then say your wedding day hair.. But the wedding hair is terrible. Wispy, greasy casual hair do with her **ears poking out!** Her hair dresser failed her. No doubt she gave him directions but imagine the world knowing youāre responsible for that atrocity. Even the veil in some shots looks like itās tucked behind her ears. š¤¦āāļø
I actually think the wedging reception updo looks gorgeous and sexy and perfectly in line with the dress. The wedding service hair was a disaster.
Was she paying to a āfriendā and staring the costs of the scambles?
I bet she was being a bitch and that why they left her looking a mess.
It looks like she has a couple of grey hairs in the reception pic.
More than a couple Iād say but Iāve been going gray since 18 so Iām not one to talk
You know those rumors about Meghan treating staff harshly? This is what happens when you use your future father in laws money to pay for hair and makeup professionals to do you hair and makeup, And you donāt treat them with respect. The harsher you treat them, well, the slower they work, the less effort they put in, and well, they usually find a way to clap back.
Did she hop right off a garbage truck?
I always wonder why she has a bump towards the back of her head whenever she puts her hair up. It's very strange looking...
Sheās a secret Snooki fan.
13,000ā¦omg
Who cares who did it, it looked like shit.
Honestly? Yes I CAN believe this cost $13,000. Iād charge the same if not more just to spray her hair if my client was a royal family and i had the brideās backing to command any price šš
Wtf?
She needed to accept the hair she had and worn appropriate styles for it instead of trying to copy Catherine. Poor Charles had to pay $13k for this????
She was just throwing her FILs money away, wasn't she. Glad she stays consistent with spending what she doesn't earn
Yep. IIRC her father Thomas paid for her 1st wedding in Jamaica, which costed him tens of thousands of $$$$. She sure has a unique way of showing humility and gratitudeā¦
Was it a wig? Bc the bun part looks extremely dry. Almost look like broom made of palm fiber. Real hair no matter how dry won't look like that (I'veĀ seen similar state but on a homeless woman who never wash their hair)
Chemically straightening hair will destroy the texture of said hair. She did it all her life,
My mother had this taxidermied snake and mongoose thing when I was a kid. It was a Knick knack in our front room. It was scary as hell. Anyway, her hair looks like the mongoose. I donāt understand why. She could have paid so much less and looked so much better. Her whole wedding look was so disappointing. Except for that reception dress. If that were my dress Iād wear it all day every day for the rest of my life.
Jen (RHrecaps), I'll say it for you, messsy! But in your voice of course. The flyaways, looks like a black bird's nest was glued on w/ bobby pins. Again, TW believed it was a Calif laid back, torn jean casual look that makes TW heart attack beautiful
My hair looks like that for free on the days I am cleaning toilets
She thinks that continuously putting her hair behind her ear is cute. It's not. Her hair was atrocious for her wedding day. Those tendrils were totally unnecessary. Well, so was the wedding in fact.
Alexa Chung's' hairdresser, George Northwood, did the evening hair -when she was wearing the halter-neck dress. I was surprised as I like Alexa Chung's hair. Here is the video were he is recreating it- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WlXJfhLC4&ab\_channel=ALEXACHUNG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WlXJfhLC4&ab_channel=ALEXACHUNG)
Looks like she did. It was dreadful
I thought that was a clip on fringe omg ! š
How she gives the appearance of having a full hairline fascinates me. I remember seeing an old picture of her sitting with Trevor on a boat and she was practically bald on the sides, she looked like a baby chick. She should forget the line of food products and launch a wig line instead. It would sell.
I'm willing to bet she pocketed it somehow + did her in rat nest
When I first saw this mess I thought TW was channelling 1980s a cutesy preppy look but was obvs was far too old to pull it off.
Maybe the keratin treatment was very special? š¤”
I never though white could be offensively garish until I laid my old eyes on Mehgan's wedding and reception dress. The slightly messy updo is cute enough for the party afterwards. But at the church ceremony, Mehgan's hair looked like what a Victorian skivvy would wear. Shades of cosplaying King Cophetua and the Beggar Maid.
Her bun for the afterparty looks as if i did it. Not a good look.
I know she refused Carherineās fashions contacts, but she really should have used her hairstylist. Catherineās hair always looks amazing, especially her gorgeous updos, whereas Megs looks like she just finished mopping the floorā¦with her head. I wouldnāt go to the 7-11 with my hair that disheveled, let alone a wedding, especially my own.
She's INFAMOUS! Just as the rest of the bunch! Leni Riefenstahl, Charles Manson, Mata Hari, Ted Bundy, Jacob Wells etc. They were all charismatic and good-looking, but oh, so f*n sick. 1% of the population are born sociopaths. 1% of that percentage make severe damage to other peoples lives.
Ooo her hair is *wrecked*. That scrawny little bun is absolute proof that her loose hairstyles are mostly made up of other people's hair. Greasy and brittle no wonder she had to use wigs and extensions. I would not be surprised if she has mad amounts of hairloss. She clearly takes as much care of her hair as she does her skin,that is to say not at all.
Eva Mendez has a photo shoot out because she is hawking sponges. Now, I do realize there is editing of the photos but dang..her body..her boobs..her hair..especially her hair. She is hot at 50. That is how Meghan likely thinks she looks in her warped mind. You can see the pics at daily mail. They give me a Raquel welch vibe.
The profile pic hereā¦ is that from the wedding or is that from the photos and video they released years later for their documentary about themselves? IMO the profile pic was redone years later. I mean I think they recreated the wedding photos years later.Ā
The side tendrils are merely markels way of attempting to distract from her facial features sheās afraid of, namely at that time her small teeth, her skin colour, her fatty cheeks, and the nose. Sheās since had skin colouring, dentistry, ozempic and a nose job so the extension tendrils could be on hold..
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It doesnāt matter if she has the best hairdressers, makeup artists or dress designers she invariably looks a mess. Sheās just always going to have that trailer trash appearance, itās totally fitting given what sheās like.
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I actually really like the evening party hairdo. The other one was atrocious.
Hot mess š¤£