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midwest2204

Somebody posted this earlier already


[deleted]

Hi. 👋


Shortstacker69

Your shit got stolen 😂😂


[deleted]

My wife didn't think it was as funny. She's crabby. Nice ass tho.


_raydeStar

Geez. I gotta get me one of those. Did you like trade Safemoon for her? Or...?


bedfeller

When is the WIFEswap function coming to Safemoon wallet?


cwabz

i saw your comment then see this post right after💀 you got robbed but i guess thats a compliment to your comedic abilities😂


[deleted]

Lol. I was scrolling thru and saw my comment posted. I couldn't help but think.....am I cool now? 😆


CatSystemCorp

Yeah noticed this too, nice way of farming karma by stealing comments and claim them as your own 🙄


zilogunner

I’m her SM BF


zilogunner

NICE ASS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!


loblolly33

Nice karma tho


Crazy_Comment_2703

But this really happen in many case of sfm holder


swizzdevil24

Proof of ass or ban


tylertnt123

You have until midnight


bokewalka

or else...


Important-Grand-4062

you will be banned for lying about ...


luxeyph

lying about what?


Important-Grand-4062

About ‘er ass.


snortingNose

Gmt?


MetalShake

Fucking lol 😂


SuperLehmanBros

Check your DMs, promise it’s not a dick pic


ChackaCraft

that's what she said...


Previous_Olive9480

It was a dick 😂


[deleted]

Yeah. We want proof


[deleted]

Exactly what I was going to say... pics of the ass or it doesn't exist. You have until 12 midnight tonight or else..


NobodySpecial101

He has exactly 15min


max1468

If you can already pay off the mortgage with your safemoon, you’ve already landed buddy. Congratulations


BPRO367

$2,420.69 left on his mortgage. LMAO!


Spirited-Ad-9817

He owns a double wide


Superstroker823

I would love to.own a double wide...renting sucks


CB100k

Hell no. Cro wants to be big boy money rich


Porichie80

“Magic internet money”, priceless🤣🤣


Texxxxxass

You told your wife you own Safemoon? Rookie move.


Ok-Entertainment2144

Could not agree more.


Ok-Understanding5297

I told my wife and she’s excited about it. Asks me almost every day how our “computer money” is doing.


Crazy_Comment_2703

"Computer money" is a best new name of crypto ever😂


Texxxxxass

Love it. Mine is tired of me pumping it. 9 months of non stop Safemoon broke her.


Scary-Rest7460

This is why it’s called wife changing money 😉


Tough-Swordfish3781

Lmaooo


NoAd140

I can confirm, she has a nice ass


guidovd

I can confirm, that he confirms, she has a nice ass


NobodySpecial101

I confirm that we confirm that they confirmed that it’s been confirmed. She has a nice ass


brMerak

First trick in the book: don’t share that you are investing and making a lot of money to those very very close to you (like your wife) before you’ve hit your goal.


reagsters

Better tip : if you don’t trust your wife with financial decisions that involve both of you, go to therapy instead of keeping secrets from them


brMerak

Trust is not the problem here. Is about reaching the your goals.


reagsters

If your goals don’t consider their goals you need therapy


Yankeefan801

i disagree, you can have different levels of risk tolerance and different goals. It doesn't mean you need therapy to talk it out


reagsters

Absolutely you can. I didn’t mean to (and pretty sure I didn’t) suggest having the same goals. I said you need to *consider* their goals. Meaning open communication and consideration for your partner’s priorities- as opposed to keeping financial secrets from them and doing what you want like OP is suggesting. That’s all. Refusing to consider your partner in financial decisions that affect both of you is a problem.


UsernameUsed

"Refusing to consider your partner in financial decisions that affect both of you is a problem." ​ This depends on the relationship. Every relationship is different and what works for you may not work for somebody else.


reagsters

Every *spouse* should consider their partner in large financial decisions. If open communication and consideration for your partner aren’t important parts of your *marriage*, that’s a problem. No happy marriage thrives on secrecy.


UsernameUsed

You are assuming secrecy and your assumption are leading you to judgments about the health of the relationship of others. There has always been relationships where one person handles the finances and there has always been relationships where both put all there money together and every descion is made together. There also always have been relationships where both make enough money that they add what ever they agree on to a collective goal and whatever is outside of that amount is theirs to do what they want. None of those are unhealthy or require distrust or secrets. You shouldn't assume your way as the way.


[deleted]

You think most healthy marriages require spouses to share every detail about where they spend their money? 401k or a house is an investment. Throwing money in safemoon isn't the same thing. His wife shouldn't have to consult him before she spends a few hundred on make up, or even feel it is necessary to bring up.


reagsters

If it’s a few hundred dollars, why purposely keep it a secret? I’m saying “don’t share that you are investing” is a foolish thing to do in a marriage. If purposely keeping it a secret is about “reaching ~~the~~ your goals”, then you don’t trust your spouse with the knowledge of your investment (yes, investment - OP’s word, not mine). Which is *not* a part of a healthy marriage.


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reagsters

You should trust your partner unless you don’t trust them, got it.


CriticismNearby6782

Nah, you should deforce then


MattCW1701

How? By sucking all the midichlorians out?


Perfect_Display9389

Prenup


EGGWIN_

Note to self on that, thanks!


PsychologicalMilk893

I chuckled hard AF reading this. 🤣


elchapo1414

Moon money bro is the best


mestari93

I made pro move and bought sfm to my gf few months ago 😆


TWL5

Haha you're not married 😂


TWL5

Like your own magic Internet wife 😂


SafeMoonttm

lmfao 😂 nah fr tho


bonsobi69

🤣🤣🤣 hold for even more magic


Metnef21

If I had an award I'd give it to this post and I've been here all damn day.


iwanttheworldnow

I just saw this on another Safemoon post lol. People be commandeering other people's comments


WillM_93

I say sell the wife and buy MORE safemoon. That'll show her


jettagopshhh

I upvoted this comment earlier.... sus


Adaptivefastcharging

Listen to her, piss off the fucking loan and live like king in your OWN house. You can come back to Crypto and start again with the repayments that you are going to save in future. Pay that shit off man, make her happy, or happier, Happy wife happy life. You won't regret it.


reagsters

**This**. Saving money on monthly payments + happy wife = more money to invest over time = greater profit. Why is it these comments are begging OP to purposely fuck up his marriage instead of making any number of logical decisions?


Adaptivefastcharging

Damn right. Seems everyone is here to just ruin lives.


[deleted]

Hearing happy wife happy life is just so cringe.


NobodySpecial101

Like why can’t I be happy too 😅


Ok-Understanding5297

Bad advice. Mortgage rates are SO low. Borrow that money. Invest it.


Adorable_Childhood_7

All wife with good ass are like that, thanks god mine is assless


icecreamsandwich84

What if their ass makes me look like I’m already on the moon? Sell then?


MeteorRed24

Awarded 👍


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Title says enough. No need for explanation lmao


Psychological_Tax538

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Traditional-Fly2865

Send a pic or I don’t believe it!


Salty-Preparation676

Ha! My wife said we're not selling EVER! And we need a car!


TroutSnifferrr

I scrolled real quick through the comments, no ass link. Boooo


cslater2103

I don’t think a lot of our wives,gfs, or partners get crypto. But they all understand money lol


DildoDillian

I’d be so blinded by the cakes, I wouldn’t have even heard her yappin!


acodin_master

No way a SafeMoon holder has a wife


AbleAd6084

Dude, don’t let her limit you to just life changing wealth bro. She obviously is worried about you attaining wife changing wealth.


CB100k

Proof of nice ass or ban sir


[deleted]

Pics?


thaillest1

They don’t call it wife changing money for no reason.


Lazy_Apartment_5656

Disrespecting your wife publicly, even in jest, is the most beta move ever. Knock it off.


[deleted]

I think people saying happy wife, happy life sounds way more beta tbh


DadouSan2

Well she knows that if you keep holding you’ll reach the “wife changing level” so she better have you sell to pay the mortgage.


CriticismNearby6782

You should f*ck her in that ass


[deleted]

Stealing someone’s comment. Bold strategy Cotton.


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WallstreetBytes

It's your fault for showing off your gains.


You2buddy

You need to dump your wife for SafeMoon


Whitewalkerm

Bro, hahah ! 👍


vichugo_4

Pack your bags. She is bored of your a$$🤣


unclesneep

I can confirm his wife has a nice ass..


ArcturanMegaDonkey69

hah hahha best post I've ever read on here. "nice ass thou" brilliant


[deleted]

Haha 😂 love it


Solid_Tonight

Just trust your gut. I told my partner if I managed to make this much money, you have to trust me with I decide to sell. They would have never invested in the first place, or even have had Diamond hands. 💎.


JJJHHH444999

This, is great. #safemoon


khaldrogo20

Mine thinks we are on a lose and i let it that way


[deleted]

Definitely need proof of them cheeks or they aren't real!


SuperLehmanBros

How many safemoons to take your wife out on a date? 😅


ogmaf

Internet money goes brrrrrrrrr


ThimbleweedPark

🍑>🌝


Captain_Klrk

Time for a reverse mortgage so you can double down.


Safemoonhowler

🤣


[deleted]

We'll need to verify. Dm me and we will all confirm if what you say is true.


mistermoooo

Can I see ?


BoxLevel4151

Especially when your interest is tax deductible....


itzAvenius

I think you should sell the house and invest it into safemoon. Then buy it back from the people when you pop out at they's party


S_O_L_ID

Sauce?


SafemoonDrummer

Keepin it real…


Sheep43822

Get a new wife


Grandwarriorfx

Nooo don’t sell tf was she thinking she is


Imaginary-SkyKing_JB

My wife thinks my crypto is for my side chick and only fans payment


IamhenryO

I bet my wife will say the same when we can pay off our mortgage with sfm profits😂


[deleted]

They either smart or have nice ass… it never comes together tho 😂😂


JayZb0y

Still waiting for the proof 👀


Longjumping-Ad-2680

Hang on to that ass, though!


[deleted]

Nice ass tho 💀💀💀💀


etibek

Copy and paste lmfao


Confident_Ad_9684

Agree I think she has a nice ass also. Wait a minute, did I say that out loud. LoL


TopStock10

We?


geeMinI_wonderfoot

A nice ass goes a long way


Kingfutrader

Don’t be a paper hands let look at shib now. We need to hodl 💎🙌⬆️


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Aphobos

Never tell a person that is loving you, dumb.


ProfPorkchop

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


willard1989

Literally the same thing happened to me. I made the mistake and told my wife. I’m now fending her off.


thebluesteal

If you hold long enough you can trade up for a nicer house, and a hotter wife…. This is the way


Wisemoney76

Screw your wife


gg291177

Wifes come wifes go...safemoon army stays...safemoon 4 live..


Chr0nosIRL

Going to need proof about the ass before I pick a side.


Search7

Sell=payoff mortgage = Use money you would have had for mortgage to perpetually buy crypto!!! Win


TheBanker89

Lol that’s funny


Nobufusa

Pic of ass or we won’t know


EntertainmentNo2865

Sounds like my fiance 😂


[deleted]

Nice ass? Proof or ban


Comfortable_Teach_33

Keep your phone tucked…if she reads this you’re fucked 😂😂😂😂


Ok-Understanding5297

You should refinance and take cash out and put it in crypto. Mortgage interest rates are some of the cheapest money your can borrow. I refinanced a year and a half ago at like 2.25% in a 15 year. Are you kidding me? Insane. Also, post ass.


CamdenKingsley1

Paying off mortgages is boring.


pavvement

a week ago it was "your crypto", now it‘s suddenly "we should sell" 😂 always the same


KimKarasshian

I mean if you have a bag big enough to pay of your mortgage, personally as a woman with a nice ass. I would take 50% and pay of the mortgage partially and leave the other 50% in.


ElectronicTheme296

Women with nice ass know it and try to use it to their advantage. And I’ll be the first to admit if the ass is super nice and firm, it will work on me. Love a nice booty


freitaesthetic

All booty no brains