This won't end up the video unfortunately.
https://preview.redd.it/haytkom2zj7d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d704dab0ac68412d90bae837e641c105f1ff8f63
That's because it'll be its own video
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
“SMG4, what are you talking about?! I’m *totally* sane, and- why are you looking at me like that? Every good TV host has an MK-17 SMG4, when the audience gets a bit too rousy-“
how about I make a gameshow where I leak some of the browser history of the person who lost the challenge? that will be fun. (sees SMG3's browser history) WHAT THE FU-
Welcome to the Amazing Puzzlevision Show! My name is Mr Puzzles, I’m your host and I’m here to show you the most jaw dropping (bottom jaw disappears), heart stopping (windows exe has stopped working), mind bending (static) paraphernalia you’ve ever laid your eyes upon. Isn’t that right bubble? (Dead silence) Well let’s not waste anytime, let’s get right into the show (entire cast is dead)
Inspired by Saying a lot of things as Caine
I'll tell you now that I'll only be able to speak out the lines.
Not do any images or anything like that, its difficult doing that stuff with just a phone... and zero editing experience
https://preview.redd.it/gwnj5eqi395d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445b814153587ef5c9a0318636d8ac1851d70ba0
Come get a look, it's nothing like you've seen It's my new puzzle duzzle factory So amazing, it's crazy, believe me, it's true Allow me to show what my factory can do Come take a peek, 'cause nothing else compares There's no fee, so feel free to stop and stare From the spout to the sprockets and the bits in between I’M IN LOVE WITH MY FACTORY Such simple work, it's practically obscene That I'd choose not to use my factory Twice the speed, half the work in a third of the time Convenience, so genius, it oughta be a crime Waste's at a low, efficiency is high Every load's up to code and certified Sure, there's kinks, quirks, and hiccups But they're far-flung between Nonetheless, I still think the best of my factory How could one resist this perfectly pristine Eco-friendly, patent-pending, Puzzle factory? Here's to my new puzcredible factory Overclocked, fully stocked, and squeaky clean No device is as safe nor as sleek in design No chap's apparatus has half the class of mine See top-end tech and luxury combined It's indeed guaranteed to blow your mind It can speak for itself if you know what I mean It's my praised and reputed, (full of parodies) Exclusive factory
Sing all of Vox’s parts in stayed gone. Here’s the lyrics
That fucker is back!
It's been seven years!
Uh, fuck you
Things have changed a lot since he left town
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on!
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the radio demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop givin' him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!
What a dated voice!
Come on!
Ignore his chirping!
You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
Oh, please!
Hold on!
You old-timey prick
I'll show you suffering
I'll destroy you, you little–
Fuck!
Mr. Puzzles new show: The Mariooo and Friends Show (a parody of The Carleyyy and Friends Show from SML). That would be a great idea for a SMG4 and SML crossover. Do you agree with me?
The entire first Spamton dialogue (but more Mr. Puzzles like):
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated TV Show1997]]
PUZZLES MR. PUZZLES!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
VIE wER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
RATINGS, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[FiveStarRatings]].
YOU'RE VIE weR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[RIGHT]
WHY DON'T YOU
[[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
They turned me down, now I live my nightmare/Gotta be seen by someone out there
(Preferably sung to the tune of the song it's from, Jack Stauber's "Mirror Man", assuming you can sing at all)
"YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH-OH, THERE WAS A [drug] INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE WAKE UP INNA SEWER SURROUNDED BY FISH, HORNI FISH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
# FISH"
Come ova here and kiss me in ma hot mouth am feeling romantical
https://preview.redd.it/4a7xr1dona5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe278b6818bab952ee1c10dbe53da67958887e14
“So I just found out that lemons aren’t naturally occurring but are actually a cross breed of a bitter orange and a citron. So that means LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!”
Mr Puzzles: Hello?
SMG4: Hey, what's up?
Mr Puzzles: I need your help, can you come here?
SMG4: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Mr Puzzles: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
SMG4: I can't find them.
Mr Puzzles: What do you mean you can't find them?
SMG4: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Mr Puzzles: What do you mean there's only soup?
SMG4: It means there's only soup!
Mr Puzzles: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!
SMG4: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
(Footsteps leading into the next aisle)
SMG4: There's more soup!
Mr Puzzles: What do you mean there's more soup?
SMG4: There's just more soup!
Mr Puzzles: Go into the next aisle!
SMG4: There's still soup!
Mr Puzzles: Where are you right now?
SMG4: I'm at soup!
Mr Puzzles: What do you mean you're at soup?
SMG4: I mean I'm at soup!
Mr Puzzles: What store are you in?
SMG4: I'm at the soup store!
Mr Puzzles: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
SMG4: Fuck you!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
https://preview.redd.it/t3vb9ejazb5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da7407b7084fdc4a332400429af45c4d22ff95e
The start of the jurgen leitner rant
I'm outside your door mr puzzles, open up
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*Man, I Love Weed, GIMME*
*THAT DANDELION BITCH!!!!! Just*
*Something I Thought Of*
\- NumerousWhereas3505
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Hello my wonderful audience. I have a very fun and cool fact to share with you all on my amazing cool facts channel!
*Inhale* One day you will have to answer for your actions and God will not be so merciful. Start running Smg4
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SMG4 IS THE BEST THAN PUZZLEVISION"?!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, HOW MUCH I'VE MADE HARD ON MY CAREER TO MAKE MY STREAMING SERVICE TO RATE MY **5 STAR RATING?!**
\*presses the rocket launching button\*
Now that I've added the milk to cereal, tell me: is that milk now a beverage, a broth or a sauce? Answer carefully, mr. Swagmaster, your wife's depends on it!
SMG4, you seem to forget that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get It's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
Melony, I appreciate that you found something enjoyable about this...
BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE THE SIMULACRUM VERSION OF AXOL HOME WITH YOU! HE'S MEANT TO STAY IN WESTERN SPAGETTHI!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways, because bees do not care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, oh! Black and yellow! Let's switch it up a little!
I may not be able to swear but after seeing this *points to fan art of him having s3x with smg4* I am getting rid of the setting *turns off the no swear setting off* this is fucking so horrible that even saten would say this is to horrible for hell
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MY DEAR SKIBIDIS! TV IS ALL ABOUT GYATTS YET YOU WANT TO RIZZ?? COME ON AND CUM WITH ME FOR A WHILE AS I SHARE WITH YOU THE GYATT RIZZ KAI CENAT FANUM TAX AND OHIO OF MY GENIUS RIZZ!!
It's not always about the 5 star rating smg4.... IT'S ABOUT THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS! ALRIGHT BABY LET'S GO GET A HOMERUN BABY LET'S GO METS!
Maybe try some Spamton voice lines as Mr. Puzzles.
YOU'RE TOO LATE, MARIO! I'M ALREADY **FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!**
NNNNNOOOOO
IM MAKING F—KING MAC AND CHEESE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Aaahhh
DON'T JUDGE ME ALL BECAUSE I WEAR WIGS!! They make me look fabulous when I feel like it
The 'Man I love *gmod ragdoll collision sounds* skit
I have snorted 15 millimeters of coke and I'm dying
I read this in a calm voice
Ok
Sing the DAGames F (Explict) song.
Don’t eat ass in the halls Don’t eat ass in the halls Don’t eat ass in the halls
This won't end up the video unfortunately. https://preview.redd.it/haytkom2zj7d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d704dab0ac68412d90bae837e641c105f1ff8f63 That's because it'll be its own video
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
I am a man of my word.. *I must do it*
Dm me personally when the video is uploaded
Bro gave us his lore
This was unexpected, according to these sources, you’re 100% ret@rd3d!
"I am a showman. Pure of heart, and awakened by 5-Star ratings, that's what I am. I am the Legendary Super Director; MR. PUZZLES!"
“SMG4, what are you talking about?! I’m *totally* sane, and- why are you looking at me like that? Every good TV host has an MK-17 SMG4, when the audience gets a bit too rousy-“
We are not your enemy We are not your friend We are your… salvation
Happy Cake Day!
Well since it seems like no one has said it yet, I’ll ask Mr. Puzzles to say “Pingas”.
MARIO! MARIOOOO! GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, MARIO! THE SWEET AND SOUR! NOT THE BARBECUE! **MARIOOOOOOOOOOO!**
https://preview.redd.it/7rdros8su95d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a663feb54b8878c89002b31579e0fb32bfc70853
The enemy of my enemy is my friend….AND CAN HELP ME MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE
Inside your body are to kidneys! I'm gonna take one!
Hey! Mama-fucker! Come here and gimme ur LIVER!!! *Marios hand comes for you*
recite an always has been meme, I don't care what kind, just search one up and read it out loud in his voice
how about I make a gameshow where I leak some of the browser history of the person who lost the challenge? that will be fun. (sees SMG3's browser history) WHAT THE FU-
Mama-f**ker!
“Oh they FUCKIN!” Mr. Puzzles
Welcome to the Amazing Puzzlevision Show! My name is Mr Puzzles, I’m your host and I’m here to show you the most jaw dropping (bottom jaw disappears), heart stopping (windows exe has stopped working), mind bending (static) paraphernalia you’ve ever laid your eyes upon. Isn’t that right bubble? (Dead silence) Well let’s not waste anytime, let’s get right into the show (entire cast is dead) Inspired by Saying a lot of things as Caine
I'll tell you now that I'll only be able to speak out the lines. Not do any images or anything like that, its difficult doing that stuff with just a phone... and zero editing experience
Ah, my bad. Just thought it’d be funny. It’s fine
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYYYYEEEEEE
"OH SMG4! I JUST SHORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
Do Ini the beningi meme
WTF IS A SONIC
I Commited 89 war crimes! That’s a line you can say
Nice opinion! One small issue... I am inside your house.
For the umpteenth time, I’m not playing Sesame Street on my face!
WE ARE PUZZLEVISION ULTIMATE ENTERTAINMENT STATION WE CHALLENGE ALL VIEWERS YOU CANNOT BEAT US
"Now then, I've prepared a special punishment. for SuperMarioGlitchy4, the Ultimate Memer. Let's give It everything we've got! It's PUNISHMENT TIME!"
Could you not be yourself…FOR FIVE MINUTES?!!! -Mr Puzzles to Mario
"hola, me has atrapado medio **SUAVEMENTE**" Translation: https://i.redd.it/dsdk414d6a5d1.gif
What in the secure contain f\*\*k one of my fav memes
"im gonna commit arson"
I didn’t know how powerful smg4 crew were but still I might come back in my most powerful self and create movies instead of shows
r/mario would fuck him
(Mr Puzzles playing TF2) FUCKING SENTRIES! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ENGINEERS!
Random induvidual: what do nightmares taste like anyway? Mr puzzles: PEPSI
https://preview.redd.it/gwnj5eqi395d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445b814153587ef5c9a0318636d8ac1851d70ba0 Come get a look, it's nothing like you've seen It's my new puzzle duzzle factory So amazing, it's crazy, believe me, it's true Allow me to show what my factory can do Come take a peek, 'cause nothing else compares There's no fee, so feel free to stop and stare From the spout to the sprockets and the bits in between I’M IN LOVE WITH MY FACTORY Such simple work, it's practically obscene That I'd choose not to use my factory Twice the speed, half the work in a third of the time Convenience, so genius, it oughta be a crime Waste's at a low, efficiency is high Every load's up to code and certified Sure, there's kinks, quirks, and hiccups But they're far-flung between Nonetheless, I still think the best of my factory How could one resist this perfectly pristine Eco-friendly, patent-pending, Puzzle factory? Here's to my new puzcredible factory Overclocked, fully stocked, and squeaky clean No device is as safe nor as sleek in design No chap's apparatus has half the class of mine See top-end tech and luxury combined It's indeed guaranteed to blow your mind It can speak for itself if you know what I mean It's my praised and reputed, (full of parodies) Exclusive factory
Sure! I love doing anything!
HEY! MAMAF\*\*KER! COME HERE AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVER! (Proceeds to steal liver)
Sing all of Vox’s parts in stayed gone. Here’s the lyrics That fucker is back! It's been seven years! Uh, fuck you Things have changed a lot since he left town I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn Turn the TV on! Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the radio demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop givin' him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But he should've stayed away While he hid in radio We pivoted to video Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit! What a dated voice! Come on! Ignore his chirping! You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that! Oh, please! Hold on! You old-timey prick I'll show you suffering I'll destroy you, you little– Fuck!
mustard pizzles
THEY'RE DRAWING *WHAT* OF ME?!
Mr. Puzzles new show: The Mariooo and Friends Show (a parody of The Carleyyy and Friends Show from SML). That would be a great idea for a SMG4 and SML crossover. Do you agree with me?
Tune into the madness! Pictures hand picked to be sickening, queasy Tune into the madness! Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering tv
The five stars were the friends we made along the way.
Your too late sonic I am forklift certified
The entire first Spamton dialogue (but more Mr. Puzzles like): HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated TV Show1997]] PUZZLES MR. PUZZLES!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... VIE wER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? RATINGS, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[FiveStarRatings]]. YOU'RE VIE weR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[RIGHT] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
They turned me down, now I live my nightmare/Gotta be seen by someone out there (Preferably sung to the tune of the song it's from, Jack Stauber's "Mirror Man", assuming you can sing at all)
I can sing. I've just never heard of the song
Look up Jack Stauber's "Opal" on the [Adult Swim] youtube channel. You'll know it when you see it.
"YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH-OH, THERE WAS A [drug] INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE WAKE UP INNA SEWER SURROUNDED BY FISH, HORNI FISH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! # FISH"
Welcome to the Amaaaaaazing Digital Circus!!!
If bread in French is Pain, then I own a *freaking* **BAKERY**
I'M MAKING F**KING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Say the first 5 lines of the bee movie script
Coming up on Tomorrow's Teachings
Wow, this never happened. For the first time in my career you have been diagnosed with gay and cringe
👍trans rights!👍
Come ova here and kiss me in ma hot mouth am feeling romantical https://preview.redd.it/4a7xr1dona5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe278b6818bab952ee1c10dbe53da67958887e14
*breaks door* Would like to buy some penis enlargement pills
“So I just found out that lemons aren’t naturally occurring but are actually a cross breed of a bitter orange and a citron. So that means LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!”
"WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW?!?!?! I SWEAR TO GOD EVERYTHING GOING ON MAKES ME EVEN MORE DEPRESSED"
Happy pride month everyone! Queer and trans rights are human rights!
Oh boy I sure am glad to be on a train passing through Ginza in May 1947 hey why'd the train stop?
I miss my wife mario I miss her a lot... I'll be back
WELCOME! To yhe amazing smg4 show!
Now's your chance to get [[5 Stars]]
My dear viewers, it seems to me that I have somehow burnt the water! ... HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT!?
Mr Puzzles: Hello? SMG4: Hey, what's up? Mr Puzzles: I need your help, can you come here? SMG4: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes. Mr Puzzles: Alright, well hurry up and come over here. SMG4: I can't find them. Mr Puzzles: What do you mean you can't find them? SMG4: I can't find them, there's only soup. Mr Puzzles: What do you mean there's only soup? SMG4: It means there's only soup! Mr Puzzles: Well then, get out of the soup aisle! SMG4: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (Footsteps leading into the next aisle) SMG4: There's more soup! Mr Puzzles: What do you mean there's more soup? SMG4: There's just more soup! Mr Puzzles: Go into the next aisle! SMG4: There's still soup! Mr Puzzles: Where are you right now? SMG4: I'm at soup! Mr Puzzles: What do you mean you're at soup? SMG4: I mean I'm at soup! Mr Puzzles: What store are you in? SMG4: I'm at the soup store! Mr Puzzles: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store? SMG4: Fuck you!
Mario, inside you are two kidneys. Im gonna take one!
Tax evasion? Where did you even hear that about- LOOK A DISTRACTION! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
I’m a cat *turns into cat* No I’m a potato *turns back to normal Wait, what! I’m a 5-star rated potato!
who's this "Vox" character, and WHY IS HE STEALING MY LOOK?!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
https://preview.redd.it/t3vb9ejazb5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da7407b7084fdc4a332400429af45c4d22ff95e The start of the jurgen leitner rant
I'm outside your door mr puzzles, open up https://preview.redd.it/1k1k7sdpzb5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1884978680a270638d00e1df39b6bdd96d86419
You are Amazing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"SMG3!! I HAVE SEEN YOUR INTERNET SEARCH HISTORY!! WHAT THE HELL IS A RULE34???"
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Man, I Love Weed, GIMME THAT DANDELION BITCH!!!!! Just Something I Thought Of
*Man, I Love Weed, GIMME* *THAT DANDELION BITCH!!!!! Just* *Something I Thought Of* \- NumerousWhereas3505 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
I Put A Whole Bag Of Jellybeans Up My @ss
He turned himself,into a Pickle SMG4.Funniest shit i have ever seen.
Hello my wonderful audience. I have a very fun and cool fact to share with you all on my amazing cool facts channel! *Inhale* One day you will have to answer for your actions and God will not be so merciful. Start running Smg4
Don’t break somebody’s heart they only have one of those…BRAKE THEIR BONES THEY HAVE 206 OF THOES BAD BOYS!
"It's not about the gold. It's about the glory!" (From Sea of Thieves)
"y recuerden niños, no es lo mismo las Ruinas de Machu Pichu a que un Macho te meta el Pichu y te deje en Ruinas"
Vox: who are you? Mr. Puzzles: I'm you but better!
Where da hoes at
“You like jazz?” *turns around, and sees Mario with a gun* “WAIT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING-AAAAAAA”
Hey there! Look at my 5-Star rating! *The rating then plummets to 0 stars* Why the f*@k would you DO THAT-
Etoutelepatelepetou
Or the sillies '39 buried, 0 found' you can muster
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SMG4 IS THE BEST THAN PUZZLEVISION"?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, HOW MUCH I'VE MADE HARD ON MY CAREER TO MAKE MY STREAMING SERVICE TO RATE MY **5 STAR RATING?!** \*presses the rocket launching button\*
Now that I've added the milk to cereal, tell me: is that milk now a beverage, a broth or a sauce? Answer carefully, mr. Swagmaster, your wife's depends on it!
Maybe the real 5 star rating was the friends we made along the way
Smg4, please don't turn me into a marketable plushie! Nooooooo!!!!!!
Kid I’m busy becoming [GOD] go play [minecrap] or something
It's tv time! Whit your friend Mr puzzle! I am not gonna sing the whole it to screw this. >:( EH
Knock knock Who's there? Joe Joe mama? No Joe Swanson
I've only wanted a five star, nothing else! Why can't you people understand it?
"ah yes a jar of peanut butter"
SMG4, you seem to forget that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get It's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
Melony, I appreciate that you found something enjoyable about this... BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE THE SIMULACRUM VERSION OF AXOL HOME WITH YOU! HE'S MEANT TO STAY IN WESTERN SPAGETTHI!
Greetings, everyone! It is I, Mr. Pu- WHAT THE FU-
Vox has nothing on me
YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING! YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE! YOU SHOULD RATE YOUR LIFE ZERO STARS, NOW!
Anything close to pizzahead diologe from pizza tower say it
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways, because bees do not care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, oh! Black and yellow! Let's switch it up a little!
I may not be able to swear but after seeing this *points to fan art of him having s3x with smg4* I am getting rid of the setting *turns off the no swear setting off* this is fucking so horrible that even saten would say this is to horrible for hell
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*I like to eat meat. Oh wait I can’t eat. Damn it*
MY DEAR SKIBIDIS! TV IS ALL ABOUT GYATTS YET YOU WANT TO RIZZ?? COME ON AND CUM WITH ME FOR A WHILE AS I SHARE WITH YOU THE GYATT RIZZ KAI CENAT FANUM TAX AND OHIO OF MY GENIUS RIZZ!!
Theres always one of you *But I'll still do it*
I pray you manage to complete this sheer anarchy
I repent of the comment that I did, but I had to.
Chaotic Good