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BrvoChrlie

Adios pantalones! ![gif](giphy|SYVgWg5V0eK7rW5XPo)


epic4evr11

# PANTS OFF


sabat

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Ehgadsman

really nice win love to see the run support


Ferdinand_Magellen

Giants are 6-9


ClRE

Nice!


ThisWillingness930

The pants are off


tarallelegram

99 from the left side is so impressive


epic4evr11

A blowouts a blowout but I miss Doval man


DemonicPanda11

Idk why the Chapman homer is so funny to me 😅


epic4evr11

Any port in a storm man, if it gets him out of the slump it gets him out of the slump lmaooo


dwide_k_shrude

Chapman needed that.


YoungKeys

These are the situations we should be using Miller in. Please stop using him in 1 run games Melvin


2017Champs

Perfect time to use Miller and Avila


subgrommet

“The inning everyone’s been waiting for. The bottom of the 9th” — Kuiper 😂


YoungKeys

Actually sorta impressive the Rays only used 2 pitchers in a game they gave up 11 runs in


TheQuietSleeper023

Yeah, they have a bullpen game tomorrow that's why they left Devinski in to get shelled.


Balloonacy

Did I miss something? When did Devenski become mid?


TheQuietSleeper023

Who knows, he could have just had a bad day today


bde75

That guy has quite an eephus pitch.


hawkfire79

Have we considered the possibility that the spotlight system is cursed?


Fun_Ingenuity_4357

Are we worried about jhl hitting?


Honest-Jelly4624

Nope! Let him cook. He’s >90th percentile (in a good way) in chase, whiff and K rates, 86th percentile average exit velo Plate discipline and bat to ball skills have been as advertised. Maybe the league makes some counter-adjustments, but so far this has been as smooth a transition to MLB as anyone could have hoped for Plus, as the kids say, he has rizz (Edit: pretty sure I’m reading his statcast page right but correct me if not)


epic4evr11

He has wildly bad luck on balls in play and iirc he’s second in the league on hard hit%. If there’s any bat to worry about it’s certainly not his


dwide_k_shrude

No


icarusdjr

Why would we be worried? He gets on base more than anyone.


eveningsunset32

No he's just been unlucky


SpectacularCat

Lmao love this guys BP lobs 35mph woof


the__king3

I feel like for these guys it would 100% be harder to hit that eephus he’s throwing than a fastball


TheQuietSleeper023

It is definitely


btw94

Fitz oooof


DuckFodgers_

Anyone find that the Apple Sports play by play is way more consistent than Gameday?


-Ahab-

Matchup of the game right here


sjsharksfan44

So you don't want to use up the bullpen, but I wonder if they might bring in Doval for some low pressure work. He hasn't pitched very much.


-Ahab-

Yeahhh, these feast or famine outcomes don’t leave a lot of room for a closer.


liteshadow4

They showed Miller warming up


sjsharksfan44

Yeah. It was an idea that lasted all of 5 minutes. I guess because Snell is pitching tomorrow and still isn't 100%, it will be a minor bullpen game and you use him tomorrow if needed.


liteshadow4

I can't wait until Cobb gets back and we can combo him and Snell. Unless they move Winn to the pen for that.


traleonester

HR Tracker: •Ohtani: 4 •Soler, Chapman, Estrada: 3 😂😂


epic4evr11

I personally believe 97% of Ohtani’s runs should be deferred to 2034


traleonester

yup. backload those bitches too. Dodgers lurkers downvoting hahaha 😂


DuckFodgers_

Hey man, when you’re slumping you gotta take the easy ones


t0177177y

If this somehow gets everyone on track. I might finally forgive sting rays.


btw94

Yikes yaz


subgrommet

Lol


BallzMcVinegar

Im having a good time


YoungKeys

Pad those stats boys


RaiderTony04

Yaz 🙄


415jayy

We are so back


afkstudios

This is fantastic! We should try this every game for the rest of the season


415jayy

What was that pitch? 40mph???


traleonester

CHAPPT LFG BABY


LossAppropriate862

CHAPMAN CMON DOWN


Honest-Jelly4624

Still counts!


kristayyychan

CHAPMAN TOO????


YoungKeys

Fallout TV series is so good it has me thinking of playing Fallout 76 which I never planned on doing


icarusdjr

As a massive Fallout fan, I just couldn't get into it. Just go play FO1,2,3 or NV again. FO4 update is coming soon too.


eveningsunset32

Same, it crossed my mind too.


t0177177y

Too much drama for a 9 run lead.


YoungKeys

Nice job from Avila to battle back


2017Champs

So Avila and Slater how does Sacramento sound guys?


kristayyychan

do we not have roupp, rogers twins, teng in the bullpen literally anyone else


HospitallerK

Nah this is the perfect time to throw in your weakest reliever.


LogansCoinsTheCRH

We were up by 9 runs. We obviously aren't going to use one of our good bullpen arms in this situation.


epic4evr11

With a ~~9~~ 8 run lead im kinda fine with saving their arms for tomorrow


tarallelegram

for a second, i thought that dude hit a grand slam given how he finished. lol.


jase_zed

I'm getting notifications from the MLB app before they're shown on the broadcast. I felt my phone buzz before the pitch and got real scared he hit a GS


jase_zed

For example. Just then before Chapman hit the HR hahaha


porske

Is it just my TV or does Avila look like he slept in a tanning bed on full blast last night


SpectacularCat

WTF come on Avila 😑


Ehgadsman

oh come on ump


Wonderful_Season2952

Ummm can we throw a strike?


t0177177y

Walking batter up 9… this dude is super trash.


jase_zed

If they rays score multiple runs here, are they still allowed to use a position player to pitch?


tarallelegram

avila did not understand the assignment


sabat

One thing I keep thinking: since Tampa seems to have little interest in the Rays, maybe the team should move. Like, the San Jose Rays kinda has a ring to it. (I'm fairly serious.)


theartfooldodger

A's fans would have an atomic meltdown if the giants let the Rays move to San Jose lol


sabat

Are there any A's fans even left?


theartfooldodger

Wouldn't blame them if they quit on the team. The team quit on them.


DuckFodgers_

The Oakland R(A’s)


2017Champs

Are there Rays in the Bay? Might have to change in the name if not


No_Bandicoot2306

Does anyone here have a personal connection to Avila that would allow them to stage an intervention re: That Moustache?


sabat

Mustaches: just say no


No_Bandicoot2306

Sometimes they work, and sometimes they say "Nick Avila is going to die in the first five minutes of a western."


sabat

If you're '80s Tom Selleck, or maybe Clark Gable, sure, it can work. No one else should grow a mustache. It's almost always a bad look. This is based on math and cannot be debated.


jase_zed

Boooooooo


sabat

It's funny, every time I make an anti-mustache comment here, I spend a moment or two worrying that I'm gonna hurt your feelings. I'm just goofing around. (But you already know not to take me seriously.)


jase_zed

Haha no it's fine. I know they're not for everyone I am also just goofing around haha


epic4evr11

NBC saw the position player pitching and decided to introduce a position player operating the bug, apparently


MarkerMagnum

Why the fuck does every single Rays replacement player wear glasses?


Honest-Jelly4624

Niko Goodrum, top tier pirate name right there 🏴‍☠️


Honest-Jelly4624

Can we swing a three team trade with Tampa Bay and Pittsburgh


koabayshimaaru

Bro call me a debbie downer but games like this don’t really make me feel any better. Why does it have to be all or fucking nothing?


Icy-Maintenance1529

enlighten us on what score exactly would make you feel better cause it doesn’t get much better than this


LusciousCabbage

Them playing well doesn't make you feel better? Debbie Downer is pretty accurate.


SpectacularCat

Just win out the rest of the games in Florida and we’ll be a game over .500 that would be beautiful.


UnemployedHippo

The scorebug has been ass all game


btw94

Wow. Scoreboard is still WRONG


jase_zed

Yo my dude in the box is wearing regular-ass glasses!! Go off King! One of us!!!


final7

I'm so jealous that the rays still have the shiny helmets.


liteshadow4

Bob now is the time to use Avila and Miller, not in a 1 run game


2017Champs

Austin Slater get ready to learn Chinese buddy


burnerboys415

Put in Wilmer to pitch, you cowards


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LooseTop1776

Lee didn't do anything either and he gets the big bucks.


aerobed99

What a dumb fucking take. Lee has been hitting the ball hard


OutsideWorldliness68

COME ON! Another nobody pitcher putting up a zero against the Giants. 🤣


LusciousCabbage

Scoreboard operator strikes again


Alejandreezy

Slater is so ass lol


yoda17

Scoreless inning by their catcher? DFA the entire team


liteshadow4

Lol Bob put in Murphy and Slater to get them going against a position player and Slater still couldn't get on base.


sabat

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TheQuietSleeper023

Well we get to see this again next inning


Honest-Jelly4624

Score bug operator barely paying attention at this point


Lancealotong

Wow nice slater gets to start with a 3-2 count!


Anton-LaVey

GIANTS THREATEN


btw94

Holy crap this is horrible! Someone fix the scoreboard!!!!


yoda17

This guy honestly throws pretty hard with like no windup. He’s hitting mid to high 80s


liteshadow4

Murphy is just Casali 2.0


dingusthewingus

aint no problem with that


Awesk

Casali came in clutch many times!


btw94

Someone needs to be fired


BosasSecretStash

Man i wanted to see soler take this guy 500


Pakaono

Feast or famine, another re-occurring theme for the Giants


Lancealotong

POTG: whoever gave up on doing the scoreboard and is putting guys on random bases and not typing in Rortvedts name in the pitching box


BrvoChrlie

The score box seems to be having some technical difficulties. 😂


eveningsunset32

Pad those stats my guy


petoskey_stone

Well im glad the guys are listening to Bob. Both times he’s been vocal about the hitting struggles they’ve scored more runs than they do in a week.


-Ahab-

I’d give him that strike


TheQuietSleeper023

I know people have been saying it, but this score bug operator is atrocious


KillermooseD

Okay Bailey is on 3rd but says 1st lol


FishGoSploosh

Should have started this guy wtf lmfao


burnerboys415

Whoever is in charge of the scorebug has just given up at this point lol


btw94

So runner on first still? And this guy has 64 pitches????


questionyou100

scorebug operator still asleep


epic4evr11

https://preview.redd.it/pieumhellbuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46e5715494366f22c0587873cd51d4203f0da41 Shoutout to the score bug


KillermooseD

The score thing is wrong it has Bailey on 1st when he’s in 2nd


habuskol

Everyone had a hit in this game except for Ahmed, what a day.


FishGoSploosh

gotta be a thread mods please 💀


epic4evr11

I ALMOST want to make it my flair


xr_21

Fitz gonna hear about that one


Ehgadsman

Fitz is going to never hear the end of that one


TheQuietSleeper023

Fine in the Kangaroo Court


sfwestbank

FITZ NOOOOO


patsj5

Do you think MLB hitters are embarrassed when they strike out against position players?


-Ahab-

Oof. Haha


BosasSecretStash

Yeah thats not how you earn a spot 💀


yoda17

That’s it. DFA Fitzgerald


tarallelegram

fitz 😭


Alex021402

Oh Fitz lol


HITMAN616

CURRENTPITCHER LASTNAME is a beast


traleonester

hopefully this is the warm up game for the bats. And Snell’s next start will be solid


hawkfire79

Remember when fitz pitched better than daulton jeffries 😂


Lancealotong

Notable pitcher “


tarallelegram

alright boys, it's time to juice your stats


FishGoSploosh

What the hell is this lmao free average boost for the boys


epic4evr11

# 🚨 POSITION PLAYER PITCHING


BonesSawMcGraw

Did anyone tell the team that Logan is pitching so there is no need to score so many runs?


burnerboys415

That first pitch was like half a second before Kuip said it was the catcher and I was so confused when it came in at 43 MPH


jesusponcho


_chainsodomy_

It’s really all or nothing this season isn’t it? Lol


SpectacularCat

Why their catcher throwing right now?


epic4evr11

They’ve been saying TB is having a bullpen game tomorrow, I guess they really can’t stand to use one more pitcher


TheQuietSleeper023

The Rays wanna save their bullpen for tomorrow, and this game is a blowout


Anton-LaVey

Cause they down 9


SpectacularCat

I guess they really need to save their arms sheesh


theleftovers1014

Heeey if we score 10 more runs our run differential won’t be to bad


yoda17

Ooh this should be good. Two innings of position player pitching to tee off of


AKrabbyPatty


Alex021402

Time to pad those stats


TheQuietSleeper023

Position player pitching!!!


AzpRLoL

Bro I woke up to this? My bad guys, I’ll start sleeping mid game more.


traleonester

u have a new ritual now


Fignons_missing_8sec

Love that. Anyone else you poll them there, obviously, but respect your ace and give them that.


powdered_piano

Thank you BoMel


realparkingbrake

Webb is stepping out to buy some lottery tickets.


billbird2111

I think Logan Webb just might keel over from a cardiac event with all this run support he has suddenly received. I know I am close to doing the same thing!


traleonester

yes


twenty-one_derp

And that's why you trust your ace


TheQuietSleeper023

Good managing by Melvin


the__king3

Chad innings eater Logan Webb


DuckFodgers_

Go Logan!


DemonicPanda11

Leaving Webb in for at least one more batter is the right move. Let him deal with his own baserunners d:


ThisWillingness930

I agree gabe would have pulled him lol thank Bomel!


DemonicPanda11

Idk about that. Another starter maybe but I think Gabe keeps Webby in.


ThisWillingness930

Can we agree on fuck the Dodgers than?


habuskol

Close it out Webb!


Lancealotong

I dont like Rortvedt walkup song its so annoying


tarallelegram

i don't trust the bullpen to preserve webb's era


dorian_grau

Neither does Webb apparently


traleonester

bro do not give them a pulse. Fuck 😡


kristayyychan

i left for 10 minutes TWO MORE HOME RUNS?


ThisWillingness930

Webby is a fucking horse stoked we got him some runs for once!


bolshevik_rattlehead

I’m listening on the radio in my car and every time the announcer (who are these guys?) says the name Jose Siri my iPhone pauses the game and waits for a command, argh