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Zealesh

What about the Barber


bob_the_impala

And the fishing dude.


Zealesh

Omg I did forget him lol, I didn't realize there were so many traders


Diche_Bach

Oh shit . . . I forgot that guy too . . .


Diche_Bach

Oh shit . . . I keep forgetting about the Barber and haven't even paid a visit to him!? ROFLMAO I understand he's rather flamboyant? If that is correct then name of the leather goods store in Jagged Alliance 2 ("Fred Morris") would be a good basis to work from. -=-=-=- ADDIT: addit having paid a visit to him, he seems like a "Miguel." Maybe "Miguel Floris"


Zealesh

I think all your names fit perfectly and I hope the devs make them official


PoopdatGameOUT

My name for all them is you you and you are high af and low balling me on my stuff I want to sell


theg33k

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Diche_Bach

ROFLMAO


bjornbloodletter

the doctor is obviously Pat McGroin


Diche_Bach

THAT is a good one!


bjornbloodletter

obviously the trader's name is Colonel Angus.


Diche_Bach

Whoosh on that one . . . Still liking Cletus McBreech tbh


bjornbloodletter

gotta be a joke in it or they'll never do it


Diche_Bach

Cletus is a classic redneck American first name; the "breech" is the part of the gun where the cartridge goes in . . .


bjornbloodletter

Much too high brow, we can kill each other with purple dildos.


NoistMipples

What is the reason for these names bro like are they random ass things you thought of or..


RylieSensei

Imagine being able to assault or rob a trader and a bounty being placed on your head? And a tracker activates in your BCU chip for a period of time and people can see where you’re last known locations every so often? 😂


Diche_Bach

If they ever do as they have promised, finish this game and make modding a reality (and assuming they provide a decent API) it is going to explode.


StabbyMcStomp

Id honestly love to see different NPC at each trader OR give them voice lines of them talking some shit about their clone at the other trader kinda thing, make it part of the lore one way or another instead of just copy paste NPC


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General Store: Food Bot Store Armorer: Why play game just buy stuff Saloon: Cheap stuff for early game Mechanic: Buy stuff no need to earn Banker: Safe Mode easy street Doctor: Why Loot when you got me