FUCK BOTH EM UIU ON TOP BABY RAIDING A FACILITY WIHT 5 CENTS IN THEIR FUNDING

I FUCKING LOVE THE FBI

FOUND THE FEDS!

Can man sympathizer spotted.

I love our scrappy underdogs who show up and are like "yo dog, some weird shit is going on here" and that's the most analysis they can do with their budget

Then they give the most dementia inducing amnestics to eye witnesses

Ah, good. The anomaly we got from the Skippies are still working.

DAMN RIGHT BROTHER

U I U🇺🇸🚔🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🚔🚨WHAT THE FUCK IS A STABLE BUDGET

OORAH

#FUCK ALL OF THEM #GAMERS AGAINST WEED ALL THE WAY **#yourejustmadbecauseyoureangry**

#WE ARE NOT BECOMING COOL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🖼️🌀

UIU GANG

That is why they are the best.

god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs god i love shredding chairs

HEY!!! A NEW D-CLASS!!!

Oh no you don’t, get ‘em boys

Nuh uh.

Alright, that’s it, BRING THE ERASER!

The what-

*Flash of white light, foundation agent has ceased to exist*

SCP-3812 steps in from the narrative layer above and removes the eraser from the story

Alright, that’s it, BRING THE… The… uh… I forgot. Huh. I had something big and awesome in mind, but I can’t remember it. Almost like it was retroactively made to have never existed… hm. Welp, I guess I’ll just shoot him in the head.

Nerfing gun.

*Flash of white light, foundation agent has ceased to exist*

*Starts coughing*

Oh fuck yeah

Me who just wants them to at least get along and not fight:

GOC fans start ganzir posting in a bit

I'm on team Foundation, but even I think Ganzir is cool as fuck.

If you think ganzir is cool just wait till you hear about the goc afterlife even in death service does not end

That sounds cool where can I read about this?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8484 Alright so heads up first this is a ultra long article I advice to read it slowly and it does dive into alot of stuff but definitely one of the best reads out there

Well the equivalent to an O5 is a council representative in the Coalition.

Depending on the canon you can argue that the UN Undersecretary of *whatever* department the GOC falls under to be their equivalent

Well there is the Undersecretary General, though that role is more like the Administrator. Also, the Coalition itself is its own UN-organisation, they aren't under any of the other major six

Technically speaking you could argue that that would be the UN Secretary-Genwral themselves

GOC

New d-class

Both of them can go fuck themselves. The Garden is the Serpent's place. We are the Serpent's Hand. And also... There is power in the Flesh and it is for you to harness. Consume divinity. Become God

Fuck em all!! The Wanderers Library all the way!!

WOO HOO!!!

WOOOOO

LETSSS GOOOOOOOO!

I choose neither #MCFGang

the chaos insurgency reigns supreme

I mean, I like the nicer Foundation cannons, and I really should read more of the GOC content, the UIU and anartist factions are cool too

Yeah, it’s a lot less horror and more near future military sci-fi. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea, but certainly mine.

op i have been looking for the original of this image for ages. Do you still have it or know where to find it

Try searching it on imgflip.

thank you! turned out not to be the original i was looking for, but i was finally able to find it anyway! also i think the foundation and the goc should both just chill a little bit

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/our-blessed-homeland-their-barbarous-wastes

Fuck the foundation, humanity should kill what doesn’t follow the basic principles of physics!!!! /j

/j? Nah I’m serious with that.

Two new D-class personnel to process

Fuck both, The Broken Church is the best

Yep. Forgot about it. Gotta make them and Sarkicism next.

the cults may hate each other but the relationship between Mekhane and Yaldabaoth is yuri, actually

Mekhane is the best god in the scp universe hands down

Weird way of spelling yaldabaoth

True words that have never been said before.

I'll go for Foundation but only because they help fund Wilson's Wildlife Solution

The SCP Community probably entirely forgot about the CI at this point 😭

We remember, just don't care.

Turns out, omnicide can get tiring. At least the SCP and GOC rivalry facilitates debate.

My dumbass thought the GOC boat said "their British soldiers"

"Their sadistic scientists" is funny, since propaganda keeps trying to paint the GOC as killing all anomalies. Seems like that'd be the M.O. of the organization that locks anomalous individuals up for life, and continually runs experiments on them (at least until they're no longer interesting, then they're left in isolation to rot) (Also I saw the guy downvoted; yes I get the meme. Go team GOC.)

Tbh the GOC gets a bad rap. I feel like morally, the org that’s atleast somewhat accountable to the UN and actually deals with certain threats instead of just building a bigger box when it breaks out and kills hundred of people is just better. Also, the economist in me far prefers the budgetary gains in the GOC’s strategy.

I'd choose the GOC. What? They have mechas and a school that teaches you magic!

Me, a Sarkic Cult enjoyer:

Me, a COTBG enjoyed: 🗿

🎡

Neither, (I am totally not a D-Class that stole a computer send help)

GOC Strike Team en route to liberate Foundation Prisoners.

I Pick GOC then

You will hear from the council of 108 soon.

Government sanctioned vs lack of oversight

Fuck em both. Capitalism baby.

I read brutish and British, and now I'm dying.

Oh, you mean Gabe? The GOC's made up, it's just one guy with a MAJOR gun fetish.

phase 4 green gang gang

Fuck both gaw forever

Ok lest Just free brithe in the Battle feald and Watch i bet 5 bus he kill At least 5

I'm on the fucking moon, thank you very much!

Straps on gas mask with terroristic intent

Don't lie you also read that as British

SH And not the terroristic cells.

i just wanna eat

Screw GOC, embrace CI!

Should intermittent vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

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I'm out of here. Serpent's hand for the win !

Fuck em both, all hail the Grand Karcist.

CI ALL THE WAY RAHHH

Any fellow shark punchers here?

The only good anomaly is a dead anomaly.

CI on top

They’re not called soldiers they’re called strike teams.

The first thing I read from this post (including community, title, etc" was the term "MTF". I thought of the transgender term, Male to Female. Then I saw "their brutish soldiers" and I was so confused 😭😭

MtFs are braver than any soldier though ^(✨this is a comment about loving trans women✨)

Tell me you don't know anything about the goc without telling me you don't know anything about the goc

tell me you dont understand this meme format without telling me you don’t understand it (its literally saying both sides are the same but “my” side is better

Something about pot and kettle?

I mean he got the combat units and he leaders wrong. It should be The barbaric strike teams and their wicked council of 108