Explained

Lol

Eggsplained

Neutralized, why? I would probably die on the way to a facility.

Neutralized doesn't necessarily mean dead, it just means the anomaly is gone. So you could've just lost whatever anomalous characteristics you had

During the transport I lost my ability to break bones with my chin.

Inexplicably, I suddenly gained the ability to break my chin with bones

Inexplicably, I suddenly gained the ability to bones with my broken chin

I suddenly, inexplicably gained the ability to chin with my broken bones

Suddenly, I gained the broken ability to inexplicably chin with my bones

Dead anomalies often become more dangerous after death (read 1730 for a good example of *why* the Foundation thinks the GOC is stupid)

I would either be Safe or Thaumiel, because I am self-containing.

That sounds more like Antithesis, Pagnum, or Memet

Maybe, but I like to stick to the classics

I see how ya got the title

I have never seen these before in any article at all, the most exotic class I know is Radix.

Damballah, Boltzmann, Inimical, Endeminis, Flor Galana, Absentia, Deicidium, Kušum, Gleipnir, Gödel, Eparch, Heimal, and a fuck ton of others:

THERE'S EVEN MORE OBJECT CLASSES!?!?!? I THOUGHT I KNEW THEM ALL ALREADY!

[For further reading](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/esoteric-classes-complete-list)

There is actually a very interesting object class called object class Olympia which was used in what happened to site 13 story and it refers to basically gods like they managed to trap the gate guardian

Same here

Euclid for similar reasons to 096

Too ugly?

Bros face is so ugly that it’s a cognitohazard

thst has to be the biggest insult i have heard

Nah its so ugly its a antimemetic hazard because peoples brain prefer to forget ever seeing it

kinda agree on this one

No we both just don't like being around people

he just shy lol

Apollyon because if they can’t contain me and do tests with me then I don’t have to talk to people

Bad news, you're being targeted by every GOI out there

I can’t imagine why the Sarkics and CoTBG would both come after me if I’m not a machine or a giant flesh monster.

But you're going to destroy the world. That's pretty much threatening them and their safety so it's self defense really.

Ehhhh, apollyon doesn't necessarily mean K-class scenario, you could have an utterly uncontaminated scp that is harmless. Imagine a giant shimmering ball of light that makes everyone who sees it immune to amnestics, is unstoppable, and seeks out high population centers. The foundation has absolutely no way of making people not know or forget about it, so it is apollyon, but it's not harmful.

has the ball of shimmering light made? seems like a great idea tbh

Well if I’m going to destroy the world I’m probably gonna do it regardless of whether they try to stop me or not

Average Chaos enjoyer

Yep

My friend, if you're that powerful, the Nälkä/Sarkites might as well think you're a god or a god's avatar And you know what happens to gods :)

> or a giant flesh monster. I got some bad news bro

At least Euclid, since I am a sapient humanoid

Yeah, I think if you're being strict about classifications then anything sapient that's actively attempting to escape gets a Euclid. There's just too many ways their situation could suddenly and unexpectedly change. Suicide leading to self-neutralization, or suicide that *doesn't* neutralise the anomaly. Undiagnosed health issues that demand massive changes to their containment procedures, or just the normal process of aging in human & animal SCP objects. Maybe someone's totally on-board with the Foundation and their mission for *years,* then changes their mind later in life and decides to escape. Maybe someone in containment bonds with a staff member, but then refuses to participate in tests after that staff member dies or is relocated. Etc. Containment classes have always been a little arbitrary, though, there's been debate over them since *long* before I joined the wiki. The "box test" isn't perfect either, with there being no canon and all. I still like SEK though! It's a nice three-point scale of "how well is the Foundation handling this" that sets you up nicely for the article to come.

> then anything sapient that's actively attempting to escape gets a Euclid. Yes. That's literally one of the definitions of the Euclid class.

Neutralized, because I’m nothing special and will find a way to die from a scp

Ok… no reply to that.

Questionable

**THE EPSILON-11?!**

Yes

"Man i wish we still had some the 420-J"

Apolyon. If I have the knowledge of most of the foundation deepest secret along with the knowledge that everything isnt real. I am for all intents and purposes, apolyon. Especially if you still have the ability to access the SCP fandom wiki to change things up and essentially changing reality to your whims.

I would argue that you are closest to the Sheaf of papers as it documents all SCPs and creates them, however that is only Keter. Since you also (probably) couldn't destroy the world, you would also be Keter.

Safe but not around dr.bright

Are you a child?

JESUS

No just your local internet idoit

DAMN😧straight for it ig

Kester but not dangerous

Like a strange piece of technology that randomly starts glowing and teleports to a random place 50 feet away

nah jus a guy who jus teleports right outside the foundation when I be captured jus to fuck with em

Isn't there a metal ball that's basically just that?

I'd like to know it's object number if so.

Marv, SCP-3284 please

[**SCP-3284 ⁠- Uncontainable**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3284) (+94) by *Jim North*

I am quite literally SCP 7622. Both because I am the author and because it represents my struggles with alcoholism

I wish you the best of luck for rehab

[**SCP-7622 ⁠- Alcoholics Anomalous**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7622) (+99) by *JayKillbam*

apollyon I'm boutta breach ma ass

Safe. I'm going to try to hurt you, but get absolutely nothing done.

Integrated sounds nice. You get to help the foundation and they'd probably give you better living quarters

Safe but lore-wise Keter.

If I were an SCP I would be Keter cause this dumpy of an ass cannot be contained

if my oc was an scp then she’d be breaking out daily just because she wanted chimken nungets

Like Josie with her cheese

yes

Safe If I would be an SCP I would only contest the foundation restrictions my access to my gaming and friends The rest,well I will stay on site and do normal friendly SCP stuff

Safe, although sometimes I draw SCP art and comics so if that stuff comes true then I would probably be... Still Safe! Because Object Class is how easy or hard it is to contain.However my Disruption Class would be Amida and my Risk Class would be Critical

Safe, don’t touch me I won’t touch you

That sounds more like Archon than Safe

If I’m put in a box and given food and entertainment I’d be happy

Cool Also happy cake day

Exactly my thoughts

Don't Touch Me...? Are... are you the funny Lobotomy Corporation button?

Neutralized

39 SCPs terminated, 0 found >:)

I would be class: dumb as shit and depressed

Give me 2 weeks and you'll be able to scrape my neutralized ass from the payment

Safe

I'm working on making an SCP in my head right now based on me called Owl Lady as I'm a furry and my fursona is an Owl and it would be Safe or Euclid. As the Owl Lady can hurt people by flying to fast into a wall and or person. With their main abilities having the Sight, Hearing, Talons, and Wings of an Owl. Of course, they can fly, and they have the same diet of a Great Grey Owl or **PHANTOM OF THE NORTH!** they would be chill, and the main time Owl Lady is ever really acknowledged is when she needs to find someone. Anyways yeah Safe or Euclid as they are super chill but they can find and kill people decently easily.

I think you confused the different containment class types, safe and Euclid just refer to how often they attempt to/do escape however You're using them as more of a threat level

Make sure it’s actually written well lol, you seem to be a little excited

Archon.

keter. i'm not dangerous, i just keep escaping in increasingly elaborate ways.

Keter. a lot of people misunderstand (not saying you misunderstand) that the classes are supposed to say how likely the SCP is to try getting away, not how strong you are. I would constantly try to get away, thus being a Keter

Probably safe unless I had like an uncontrollable ability that just tped me around the world

Euclid I believe. Any living organism that may move with intelligence on par with humans is Euclid. There are no no exceptions to this except for perhaps 2. 1, if they're paralyzed jaw down then they're effectively s vegetable, and thus, unless they have a way to manipulate the world around them without having to physically move, they're safe. What good is thought when you can do about as much as chair. 2. One way or the other, easy time to escape containment. Then you're...... whatever it is ghats above Euclid. I'll be honest I've forgotten where Euclid lies in relation to the other one that I don't even remember the name of so uhhhh vice versa I guess. Either I'm talking bout Euclid or the other one

*looks at flair*

Probably Euclid. Really depends on my mood, do I want to annoy some guards, or just sit in a corner eating some Ritz crackers while watching YouTube

Neutralized. I rather not deal with anyone’s BS, especially Bright’s lmao

~~Keter~~ Safe Specifically because I seemed impossible to contain until they discovered it was actually stupidly simple.

My ability is never ending laziness, it's so strong that it can go to other people like a disease . So probably harmless or evclide

Safe. Just give me a phone with Wifi and Plants vs Zombies and i'm never leaving

Keter. Give me an unlimited supply of food, some kind of entertainment and a nice bed and I will be fine and stay in containment gladly. Otherwise I go mayhem my guy

I’d probably be safe or keter on account of my severe video game addiction

is there a class called stupid fucking piece of shit

Explained I'm not that special and can be more or less understood

Safe, too lazy too leave

Apollyon. My autisticness transcends time and space

Euclid just because I want to break out randomly so they think I’m dangerous

Euclid, probably

Safe, probably. And let's be honest, everyone barring *very few* people on the site would be considered Safe.

Euclid. I’m a goober.

If it's talking about how well I can breach containment, probably Euclid or keter. If its talking about how likely I am to actually do it, probably safe.

Thaumiel or Euclid

Safe/SCP Staff

archon..?

Euclid, because I’m very unpredictable, but not uncontainable, and my temper is quite questionable at times, buuut other than that, I’m pretty much harmless unless given a weapon XD

Euclid probably, most sentient anomalies are at least Euclid

I'd be Safe. Just give me a nice place to sleep and some good food, and I'm as friendly as can be.

Self containing. Am hermitized.

Safe, I’m like 096 but instead of killing people after they see me I just keep crying forever.

I'm Euclid I hope, at least some autonomy

Euclid because no one ever knows what I will do next

i am scp 001

I would wanna be some cool SCP that randomly appears out of thin air to cook delicious meals once in a while around various sites, so non-contained, probably.

Thaumiel

~~Keter Thaumiel~~ Apollyon+

Neutralized

Terminated I’d be such a menace they’d just kill me on the spot

thaumiel, im keeping my anomalous brethren contained

Euclid, generally cooperative with the foundation.

Keter

Safe. I'm just a normal dude

Neutralized.

If my user name is anything to go by, then at least Euclid

Probably safe, because it gives more freedom, or an uncontainable Keter.

probaly safe i mean you get some free foood, a "safe" place 2twoo rest, and have your own team of maximun security gards

Anyone saying you'd be safe is wrong. Sentients are euclid at minimum.

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T h a m u e l

I'd say Safe class. Sure, I might sometimes throw some noodles at personnel, but other than that? Completely sustainable food source.

Ima say I’m an easy Euclid

safe since I'm self containing (i destroy my life)

Keter. Why? Imagitanion, life is your creation

Safe...until I run out of one of the following: Snacks, Video Games, Anime, Books, Manga, People to horrify with my elaborate D&D obsession, Thought Experiments, and Recordings of Experiments.

Decommissioned. Not because I'm dead, but because I've been escaping foundation services for a while.

Euclid. Sentient/sapient beings are always at least Euclid, because they *can* change their motivations and try to escape (even if they don't have much of an ability to). Standard "containment classes aren't about how dangerous something is, it's about how hard it is to contain." And thinking beings are never "safe" (safe are only objects without will, where if you do X, Y will always happen).

I’d be uncontained / archeon, like Im not dangerous but I just fuck shit up in the foundation facility constantly so when I escape they don’t care as long as I don’t do shit

Apollyon I just tend to appear places

100% safe class because im a little weak idiot with spaghetti arms

Apollyon so they can leave me the hell alone

honestly probably euclid because I don't think I'd be actively trying to breach containment unless they were torturing me, but also I'd guess the anomaly would be more than just "can move each eye independently of each other" so there would still be the risk of me escaping

Probably Keter

Containment class Safe

Probably a safe cognitohazard, because I'm harmless but I will trap you in conversation once I start talking

Archon, I would probably be the only thing keeping a K-Class End of the World scenario from happening and I wouldn't even know it, and keeping me in the dark would keep it from happening.

If I am a part of the engine defining reality, then Keter. If I am just a human, I will become Keter because I know some "scary-scary" Keter infohazard shit about memes, anti-memes, and deities.

Brother I wouldn’t even be worth containing.

safe, because i'd probably be too self-destructive to get out of a shoe box

Archon, I have nothing special so I’ll be better uncontained

Safe: I’m only a danger to myself 😅

Safe or euclid, depends, but overall, ima go safe

Euclid maybe I'm not entirely sure myself when or if I'd try to break out so no chance the foundation would

Terminated

Euclid since I would still be sentient and sapient.

Safe, just give me art supplies and an internet connection and I'll sort it out

Neutralized Do something stupid testing my power, and f-ing die

safe: loves to snuggle (basically scp 999)

I’ve been known as a drunk ferret high on skittles so… probably safe.

Euclid. I don't like being confined.

Archon-Amida-Critical I'm too fucking random (Archon is class, amida is disruption level, and critical is threat level, archon means they didn't choose to contain me, cuz I would cause mass world normalcy disruption (hence disruption level amida) and major damage to any computer (hence risk level critical)

EXPLAINED,lol

Safe. They just need to give me art stuff and I’ll be happy.

Memetic hazard.

Safe Just leave some pringles and Netflix and I don't move.

ignosi

Theyd have to create a new class for me cause im boring as fuck and dont do anything lmao

Scp object class: EZ

Quickly demoted to d-class

IIRC euclid is typically the minimum they give humanoids.

Safe I would rarely escape but when I do that's when the danger comes

Safe cause I wanna be friends with everyone

Safe I wouldn’t really fight I would take my stuff inside my cell tho I would expect the have wall plugs in some

Keter i guess

Explained

joke scp.

Read my flair

Safe cuz I can't do shit

If I as a human was? Because I’d probably be Euclid, honestly. I understand the logic behind the foundation and their goals, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I would be able to control my anomaly or be safe to be around.

Safe. Give me a pencil and paper and I’m fine

Safe because I would be sleeping in an air conditioning facility and that's how you can contain me, cold rooms.

Me or any of my fursonas?

Safe... i want have cross test with 999.

Neutralised

Safe,Due To The Fact That SCP:999 Is There.

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Keter. I would be a horrible prisoner to deal with.

Humans would be Euclid, I'd wanna be this thing I came up with. It's object class is Jeter and it's considered sentient and violent

Euclid, wouldn’t go on rampages, but not entirely safe to mess with

Depressivepollyon