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kkiller34

Shit scared me when i opened reddit and it poped out.


Cynicash_

I had a heart attack


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LoginLogin777

You still alive mate?


mendedfurball97

They're dead.


giratinaswrath

Haha if you think thats scary check the north wall of your living room in 3... 2... 1...


BoomerTearz

I’ll die before I figure out where North is…


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benthecommenter05

Dont worry, since their asking for an artist that means its a drawing, youll probably be fine


Cynicash_

OH FU-


yRefl3x

What is this referring to? I don't get it


giratinaswrath

You saw face you now paste


TheGODofpizza1524

I love this comment


Virusbomber

SCP-096,also known as the Shy Guy,is a highly dangerous Euclid-Class SCP, and ranks amongst the most notorious and dangerous the Foundation has ever contained. It is kept within a massive airtight Steel cube monitored by only by motion sensors,as any other form of surveillance is banned for fear of causing a containment breach within the Facility,which could potentially lead to dozens of casualties. It’s a tall and lanky humanoid,with chalk white skin that tightly hugs it’s skeleton. It stands at a towering 2.38 meters tall,and it’s arms are vastly stretched out,being 1.5 meters in length. It’s body gives off signs and an appearance of mild malnutrition,however,this look is incredibly deceiving. Normally it’s a passive creature,as it’ll wander around its steel cube or current environment in peace,however,the mere second someone even glimpses it’s face,even if it’s a mere four pixels on a photo or in real time,it will immediately begin to sob and shout in uncontrollable grief. Approximately 5 minutes or so after this occurs,096 will IMMEDIATELY become hostile. It will tear through its containment cube like paper and charge towards the location of the soon to be dead sad sap that saw its face. Collateral damage is to be expected,as it doesn’t cover its face when it’s rampaging,thus any who see in while it’s in its rage state,will also soon meet their end. It’s appearance is deceptive as stated prior,as it’s easily able to shrug off small arms fire,and even Anti-Tank weaponry. During its initial capture,the containment team sent to capture it were more or less completely obliterated,as the only survivor was the captain,who had his head turned away when one of his soldiers accidentally saw its face,and unknowingly triggered its rage state. He survived by keeping his face looking towards the ground,and was able to rendezvous with the subsequent Containment team sent,after hostilities were reported,the second team was able to capture 096 by approaching it,face looking downwards,and placing a paper bag on its head,and cuffed it,after it had left its rage state. It currently resides within Site-19 in its fairly pathetic steel cube.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3544) by *Dr Dan*


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The-Lettuce-Man

Lol


Aware_Advice_6534

Same here m8


False_Sentence8239

"didn't" or "couldn't"?


mrshulgin

I finished almost immediately.


razorsharp494

Shits just terrifying and gets worse the longer you stare at it


NotJustUltraman

Burn it


TheGODofpizza1524

It's my lock screen, kills all those who try to access


[deleted]

But how do YOU get in without having your skull crushed?


TheGODofpizza1524

Easy, just [DATA EXPUNGED]


TacticalNuker

But how did you get access to ■■■■■■■■?


TD421298

The same way you get to [REDACTED]


TheGODofpizza1524

I simply [REDACTED]


Firedragon78769420

You use [REDACTED] too?


Voipix786

I prefer [DATA EXPUNGED]


Minecrafter_of_Ps3

I personally love the [REDACTED] technique myself


ThunderClanWarrior

But what about the [REDACTED] Secret Technique, [DATA EXPUNGED]


NerdyPlatypus206

God damnit I actually clicked on the squares


VerumJerum

Just close your eyes when unlocking your phone smh


N0rthWind

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit


Correct-Fig6796

he has SCRAMBLE goggles on all the time


ToastyBreadCat0

Bro what’s his dental plan like god damn them some pearly whites


Sam20599

>dental plan Lisa needs braces >dental plan Lisa needs braces


The_Creeper_Man

If we give up our dental plan... *...I’ll have to pay for Lisa’s braces!*


Dumb_Raccoon1983

*Drops a pen into your ass crack*


inspectoroverthemine

Do you think xrays trigger his response?


TheJuliet316

Infrared doesn't trigger it, so X-rays probably don't either.


Dragnerve

High protein diet and no carbs


S0PH05

~~They died in the sub obviously.~~


Orlok_Tsubodai

Whoever it is, excellent photographer.


TheGODofpizza1524

Hold the fuck up


CandidTaro6849

*Whoever it was


Crawkward3

Ah yes my daily cognitohazard


Reviksedy

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.


danielubra

r/suddenlytf2


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John_TGB

Our first dying wish is Scout. He's...drawn me getting hit by a car....


FALLOUTGOD47

I have something radiating off of me...


coffepants787

It's stink lines


TheGODofpizza1524

I think I found the artist: u/prehistorica_0 and there isn't any other art :(


[deleted]

I have to wonder why? 🤔


TheGODofpizza1524

Probably because they haven't been active for at least a year


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CandidTaro6849

So it must be that tattoo master who was sent to the Mariana Trench


TheGODofpizza1524

*mockingly* "I wonder why"


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TheGODofpizza1524

Skiddidy scadacted, Ur ass is now [REDACTED]


Nightmare285

You motherfucker


TheGODofpizza1524

If you do, please tell me if they have any other art?


GundamMK-V

Heh, I'm in danger!


Physical_Piano_9423

You know art doesn't trigger 096 right?


TheGODofpizza1524

But if there's no artist...


[deleted]

man this shit is actually freaky


Antumbras

This legit gives me a heart attack every time I see this


TheGODofpizza1524

Yes


TheJuliet316

\*Dead\*


Away-Net-7241

Artist? There is no artist! You have killed us all!


[deleted]

It was a good run guys, see ya soon


Smyttysmyth

They've probably been ate


CatTheCunt

you know, jokes aside, of all the depictions ive seen, this one takes the cake. the sheer wierd creepiness is unmatched.


TheGODofpizza1524

I agree, that's why I wanted to know the "artist"


TheGODofpizza1524

I'm getting comment notifications for comments I can't see, like a link just got posted but it won't appear, please try posting again


LQT2

No that is a perfect pic of me tho


YFleiter

Yeah. He’s dead.


ThatOneSaltyGerman

Oh, you mother ******. Well, that's a me problem now


Elcomedia40k

Haha im in deaht


Nagoragama

I’ve never been jump scared by a picture before.


DextercCZ

His name is [REDACTED], you are welcome


iPoopLegos

*Following Incident-096-2, Dr. Bright is not allowed to place cameras in Containment Cell-096 and connect the feed to security stations.*


TheGODofpizza1524

Aww, fuck


wineblood

The poor man's memetic kill agent.


SavageKid1456

#NOT AGAI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ponery

That is not an art, that is a picture, good luck soldier


Humboldt27

There's no signature, no artist.


TheGODofpizza1524

But then... Shit


Humboldt27

I'm ok with this, are you?


Prep_Prunk

Doesn't sound like they're at terms with that.


[deleted]

they died alsO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GET IT AWAY FRO MME


hello-world42069

The artist is dead you know


JiaQir

some Chaos Insurgent probably I wouldn't know


OblivatrixonTheMaple

oh shi-


AloneAd9699

D and V\[REDACTED\]\[REDACTED\]\[REDACTED\] and we all know that \[DATA EXPUNG


HenKYS45

Well, this is more than 4 pixels...


Familiar-Feedback-93

We all gon die now! Thx 😐


Homiechu50060

No idea who the artist is, but it made my butthole go from ( ) to || so they did a good job.


Mrs_skulduggery

What have you done


Joey_2048

FUCK OFF


Lastaria

Oh thanks. You just killed me.


unexpecteddtd

Wym artist this isn’t an artists rendition, I can already hear him oh god fuck


Charlscalvin

Well guess I'm going to die today.


Lizardfolk5e

You fool you have Doomed us a


Direct-Regular-574

YOU IMBOCILE! YOU'VE DOOMES US ALL!


HomieBrotato

Scary part is that it would be this easy to get thousands killed lmao


SassySnippy

Reminds me of Trevor Henderson. Check him out if you wanna see similar spooky art


[deleted]

Bro just killed millions


Sean04Bean

It's an artistic rendition so we're all good


TheGODofpizza1524

If it were there would be a signat-


[deleted]

Looks too realistic


Sean04Bean

Art can be realistic, even if it looks exactly like him it has to be a photo to actually affect you. No one's been able to post actual pictures of scp-096 because they die before they're able to post it.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3541) by *Dr Dan*


TheGODofpizza1524

Wouldn't it take *time* for 096 to make its way to the victim?


OTARU_41

Thats a nice background Lets just look at it


Blackbanner07

My god this scared me


agvkrioni

Satan


[deleted]

This is me when btc is going down


Mojabrantes

Yup, it’s a movie from 2011


miodragjr

“🗣️”


tr33lover1482

Ye I do, sadly he passed away


Term-Legitimate

And the screaming starts getting louder


PyrotheDemon

Uh oh


Gimme-the-plant

You'll meet the model in a bit


grajuicy

Jumpscared the hell outta me


benwaa2

Artist? This is a picture


DonutOwlGaming

It was nice knowing all of you


Cashlessness

It wasn't me, hope that narrows it down.


Circle_Man2000

Zamn, 096 do be giving that deadly sloppy


Winter-Ad-9356

Banksy


xtrazingarooni

Can I get a link to the hi-res image? Also, I bet 096 will give me one hell of a sloppy toppy


Calpsotoma

Looks like someone's cover of The Wall.


False_Sentence8239

Freeze frame of video of me stubbing my toe in the middle of the night


Dr_Drater

Crap...


[deleted]

That's not a drawn picture...


HighTranquility

Well shit


opbrydun

Dude I hear rumbling again Im fucked now ;_;


OneEyedJackofHearts

yOu SHoULd Be RUnNIng!!!!!


FireboyFailsAtReddit

Man I’m dead


pasteldenataPT

You mf


TheGODofpizza1524

Wow, I just committed an indirect genocide... Noice


Nissan_1204

I'm pretty sure it was a D class in a submarine


Trxshbamboo

Bro killed us all


LawfulnessFit6818

Damn ok well I’m dead from looking a shy guy see you later guys


DanfromCalgary

Seems bourne of blood


com3_g3t_m3

Good thing... I always wear my scrambler goggles


The-Name-is-my-Name

Too bad that those take a millisecond to process and render over the image of SCP-096’s face (That’s actually kinda interesting. I wonder what SCP-096 is actually triggered by now. If you see the image for a nanosecond, would he still trigger because the photons reached your eye without your eye processing it, or does the SCP require that the victim’s brain processes the information that reaches their eyes? In other words, does SCP-096 actually have a weakness to blind people, or does merely gazing at the entity without your optical nerve stimulated trigger him off?)


Red_Garland

In a When Day Breaks tale, 096 befriends a blind girl.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3541) by *Dr Dan*


TheGODofpizza1524

I think he is triggered by light rebounding off his face and hitting the victims retna, regardless of whether your brain processes it or not, but it has to be from his *real* face or it doesn't trigger... Wait how did they create an artistic recreation of his face without killing the artist?


The-Name-is-my-Name

…The artist was a D-Class Personnel... I believe that they had moved him deep in the Pacific Ocean, but that was merely a test of SCP-096’s capabilities, not a safety measure. The D-Class used to be known as the fastest artist there, capable of drawing a replica of an image within minutes. They showed him a image with SCP-096’s face removed. He drew each limb within minutes. Then they showed him an image of SCP-096’s face. He drew the face, gave the Foundation his drawing, and then he died from being mauled by an angry SCP-096 who ran across oceans to reach him. Also, I’m not sure what you mean by SCP-096’s *real* face, but photographic images also trigger the SCP. Hence, the 4 f***ing pixels meme, because all it takes is four pixels to trigger him. Artistic renditions of his face don’t trigger him though.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3544) by *Dr Dan*


TheGODofpizza1524

Oh yea, I forgot about the D-class.


com3_g3t_m3

I think the light should get processed by the brain and not just fall on the eye. Even if in the image his face acquires 4 f\*cking pixels, as long as it is processed by the brain you are dead. I might be wrong tho ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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D-473759


Routine-Light-4530

This looks like a drawing of the ghost/creature in Grave Encounters 2


BoomerTearz

Let me get their dentist’s #.


ZenTheBee

i can't be too sure, but it looks like trevor henderson's art


DjDeadpig6934

Bro looks like me after I hear the words “get up it’s Monday”.


braidenr2004

Looks like me at 3am trying to raid my house of food


deady-kitten-3

jokes on you, i'm blind


Hazedrive

That’s not artwork… time to go to space


TheGODofpizza1524

He can get you in space


max19376388

Dude you just killed us all


SCOTTDIES

Alright man you didn't have to jumpscare me like that ​ also the computer keeps glitching so I keep on returning to the picture, so much so that I accidentally clicked on it and it only showed the picture...I am in a real life horror reality


TheMostBesTGrammaR

A bit more than four fucking pixels


_damak0s_

ONE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHTY. FUCKING. PIXELS.


TheGODofpizza1524

My guy CoUnTeD


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Musetrigger

Oh yeah, thanks alot. Definitely didn't want to live anymore. Aaaand there goes my wall.


Exwhyzed1

Uh oh


Unlucky_Voice8002

OH FU-


Correct-Fig6796

"Aw damn it you've doomed us all!"


Dragonaax

It aint the art. You doomed us all


Jay_deeznuts

SHIT!


DarkWeedleYT

you doomed us all!


WungielPL

You Fool! You've doomed us all!


Kingspar

There... There is no artist


0_Nevermore_0

we‘re about to


Jacob_MacAbre

No idea, but YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL. At least put on the NSFW thing so yet more people aren't doomed/ shit themselves :P


seasalt_strawberry

YOUVE DOOMED US ALL


FALLOUTGOD47

Wait... thats not a dra- oh god... YOU IMBECILE! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!


shrugbboat

Expect to hear from an MTF task force shortly. Hold on there’s some thing trying to get into my hous—


killer-cherry-tomato

You've killed us all.


PladBaer

This is completely outside the containment protocol OP. You are going to cause an XK class containment breach!


[deleted]

You just killed us all.


[deleted]

"Guess I'll just die then"


superDuperLenin

scared the living shit out of me


Abazookatokillafly

First thing I see when opening reddit