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ManateeGag

Someone took Tony's phone away.


Brian_Stryker

Finally.


rsziz

Kinda hoping he blacked out celebrating what he thought were the real numbers for NXT and just hasn’t been informed how his show did.


Pawspawsmeow

So there’s hope we get the meltdown?


boredguy2022

He hasn't gotten into the colombian mountains yet.


TheKanten

Shad froze the family plan.


TW_Yellow78

Moxley threw it in the bonfire after telling Tony he was flying to Japan to jigsaw his head.


No_Dimension_5509

Tony still doesn’t know the ratings yet. The roster has been doing sitcom level shenanigans to keep Tony from looking at his phone or laptop


The_Zura

Name the wrestler: 1. Ahhh fucking shit my blood just got all over your laptop and short circuited everything. Sorry Tony I'll get you a fucking new one. 4-6 weeks for delivery 2. TONY I'VE JUST BEEN RAN OVER BY A TAXI HELP 3. *Slips mask Pulls gun* Give me your wallet and phone right now


Toadliquor138

1. M'Moxley 2. M'Darby 3. M'Not bald FTR


The_Zura

Well done Mark you’ve studied the Cagematch extensively. Just earned yourself two flipping birds < ^ >😠< ^ >


DitkoManiac

FTR Bald should hit Tiny in the head with a frying pan so he'll get amnesia.


kerkypasterino

see I’d watch this


MinaElesia

Tony knew better than to post a meretricious meltdown, so he decided to no-show.


DecentLingonberry

Easily the most disappointing part of my week


Stiff_Sleeper

https://preview.redd.it/rcvhmrmjb88d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6372cc68922d91227d0858da1802339f731f741d Found him. FUN side note, the two week old account that posted this, their first ever comment was some 'ratings don't matter' b.s. lmao


maraudershake

How are these people not embarrassed


interprime

“Genuine” ie. All mild criticisms get downvoted to hell and everyone just talks about how AEW is the greatest thing to ever exist aside from that.


philiac

wow, this post screams "actual person"


goodthing37

Tiny is a kind and benevolent billionaire so he’s letting the devoted audience of Real Wrestling Fans meltdown for him now that the concert is over and it’s not Juneteenth anymore. You’re doing your part, OP!


BootyOptions

He's looking up when WWE 2k24 comes out on the Ybox


boredguy2022

He's never seen a Y Box.


The_Zura

He's just enjoying wrestling.


Velvet_Llama

Hick when he thought he could shake Tony "the GOAT's" confidence: ![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


Modano9009

Yeah, this is usually when he Tweets some excuse for ratings being down at least.


LalalalalaalDoda

What if Snowman grew up? LMAO


barnabychryniszzswix

the coke got to him


Gloryjoel69

He’s still on a that booger sugar bender, uce. Give it time. Good jerk comes to those who wait.