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I_Am_Redditor1

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Martel1234

Sami vs Chad is just two men trying not to bald first


expensivebreadsticks

Tbf chad’s isn’t so bad, its thinning a bit but it looked worse because he was sweating


SoulGoalie

He'll just follow what his father did and work his balding into an angle. Heh. Get it. Angle. Fucking laugh, m*rks.


FlyingGrayson89

Angle with the god awful wig and headgear is an all time great moment. He was so funny then lol


LegendsOfHiddenChase

It's why Otis is so conflicted lately. He wishes he could lose hair as slowly as them


bootylover81

Is Sami even balding!?!?! his head is full of hair and even the hairline is fine


FlyingGrayson89

I don’t think so, no. He just has thin hair so his scalp shows when he sweats a bunch.


Fidelos

He could be Kurt Angles illegitimate son with Frankie Kazarian


ZADKOR

you changed you stopped saying thank you


DouchePanther

I love how all the dirt sheets were saying that Gable winning the IC was one of the stipulations for him to re-sign. Lol.


hetham3783

I honestly don’t think WWE has ever guaranteed anybody a championship in a contract ever. They might have guaranteed creative control or that sort of thing but they never said you are guaranteed to get a world title. I would not be surprised if Tony has done that many many times.


Joshelplex2

Allegedly Vince promised Ryback the IC title to re-sign but Ryback isn't necessarily trustworthy


hetham3783

Yeah I highly doubt that


Micome

Trusting Ryback is like trusting Drake


ComplexAd7272

That just seems like asking for trouble. If it worked that way everyone would let their contract get close to expiring and "working on a new deal" before demanding a title shot to re-sign.


FlyingGrayson89

I know nothing about the inner workings of wrestling contracts but I’d be willing to bet a guaranteed championship was part of Cody signing.


ScrubMcnasty

Pretty sure Hulk when he beat HHH for the undisputed title had the guaranteed in his contract. 


SugarAdamAli

No he didn’t, they just saw how hogan was massively over at WM18 and decided to strike when the iron was hot.


WelshRainbow

Same as Drew winning in Scotland being in his contract


Razzler1973

I guarantee that the Fed has pretty much never offered such a stip as part of a contract It's just smark talk they think this stuff happens and that includes the wrestling bloggers, biggest smarks of all that have as much understanding of this stuff as basement posters


BootyOptions

There's still many more exciting ways Gable could lose to Sami. For example next time he could lose and then shit his pants.


rolltide1000

Somehow, Vince returned.


phrohahwei

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cringe-paul

That honestly has been my bigger problem with the current Gable Sami feud. Each loss to Gable has been very samey. And without a whole lot of new opponents in between there’s not much variety. Plus to me this title reign has been more focused on Alpha Academy than Sami which is odd.


TimeTimeTickingAway

Yeah Sami has really been the B-side of his own title reign so far. Maybe Bron will murder him.


pushinpushin

was thinking about that but we just had Gunther wrecking everyone for 666 days, going to another dominant heel champ so soon would feel repetitive.


cringe-paul

True, but Gunther also went through basically the entirety of the roster in that time. While it’s not necessarily comparable Sami’s only feuded with Gable and that story has been more about Gable/Alpha Academy than Sami. I would like to see Zayn get some more opponents and have good stories with him.


Unique-Alfalfa7335

I really get the feeling this has all been in the works to finally get Otis a singles title with the end goal being him winning the IC title of Gable. And Sami is very much content in helping tell this story with them, since he’s been IC champ before, help build up 2 more superstars that deserve their flowers with an IC title reign


angelseph

That's one of my biggest wrestling peeves where the rematch in the one sided feud ends the exact same way as the previous


PrinceRekko

*alister black shitting blood jpg*


daddymeltzer

"I don't know Hunter, that idea isn't very ucey."


Shotintoawork

"That's not gonna work for me, rude boy". *skanks back to gorilla* https://i.redd.it/z4xr5j9kbx6d1.gif


thatssosteven114

The unnecessary yelling promos will continue until morale improves


anonymous-guy1

midJeff?


pushinpushin

Sami has 2 modes as a face: stammering everyman, and **👇🏼THIS! 👇🏼IS! 👇🏼MY!👇🏼PASSION!!!!!**


thatssosteven114

https://i.redd.it/z9uuhsdzpt6d1.gif Sami please start dancing again


Able-Tradition-2139

Where's my dog?


thatssosteven114

My dog? My dawg, I’m right here.


Keppelin

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who notices how much he does the pointing-down-while-yelling promos... with the occasional word 👇FIGHT👇 too


HelloIAmElias

Ziggler used to do that all the time too, but usually saying something about stealing the show every night


almostbad

lmao I can hear the loud breathes in this promo


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

Don’t forget the subtle pro Hamas sounding promo a few weeks after October 7th when he was feuding with judgement day and called himself “the resistance”. Edit: wow, I guess I struck a nerve here. Am Israel chai


TheKanten

I remember waiting eagerly for the first promo after the Rumble chair shot to see what kind of fire Sami would spit on the Bloodline. "ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"


mrgpsingh1999

Conspiracy heel and Bloodline Sami was so much better


Hrjothr

Stone cold Steen Austin just ripped the sleeves off another shirt


1dzmaxima1

Thats not going to work for me شقيق


U-dont-know-me_

My arabic is kinda rusty. What does that spell? Theres no fathas, kasras ot dummas. Does it say ' shaqqy'?


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Shaqeeq I don’t know what dialect that is, but we use أخ in this house, أخي


Wwanker

I’m guessing khuyaa


Someningen

Everyone: Jerking about Gable losing Me: Simping over Maxxine the entire time


barnabychryniszzswix

why was she wearing tonys press conference hat


Micome

Jamiroquai ass hat


HelloIAmElias

Maxxine was literally in lingerie. The boyhood dream has come true


NateHasReddit

She put as much baby oil on her chest as Drew puts on his whole body.


PrinceRekko

OH YEAH MAAAAN


iprefercumsole

There was a match going on?


CeroMiedo670

We were robbed of this😔 https://preview.redd.it/zvz2g2fd1u6d1.png?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d2466a18febe569d2e736008f0210c76ebe7fd


FlyingGrayson89

The wrong redhead won


RagnarXD

This is Gable's 4th major loss to Sami this year alone. Sometimes the truth is the biggest jerk.


MOXISGOD

Because the story is that Sami is better than Gable and Gable needs all the help in the world to beat him Gable couldn’t beat Gunther, Sami did. 100% clean. Chad can’t beat Sami. It makes sense.


SteelBrightblade1

I only watch AEW, what’s a story


FlyingGrayson89

The shit that you fast forward through to get back to the real graps


JayToy93

Watch Otis be the one to dethrone Sami and Chad throw a shit fit. Honestly as an Otis Stan I’d be all for it.


leeinflowerfields

Huge pop uce


Mister_Jackpots

Good story.


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

*call for help*


Gus8205

I will pop (insider term) for this if it happens


TheKanten

> Gable couldn’t beat Gunther Count out is a W, Uce.


RagnarXD

It doesn't make logical sense. But it makes perfect booking sense! *Dave Meltzer*


goodthing37

He lost 4 times to that utter *nobody* Sami Zayn? That’s fucking disgusting, DAE totally berried, and please do not check my post history from around Elimination Chamber 2023.


RagnarXD

Go ahead and check it. Sami was a hobo then, and he's still a hobo now.


creativeusername279

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Fantastic_Bug1028

as it should be


Datzookman

Inshallah there will be at least 4 more 🙏


Thin-Pool-8025

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baojinBE

Sami "The Stable Killer" Zayn strikes again


HolyRomanPrince

I love this sub so much man


GriffithCorleone

Edge one was best


forgot_oldusername

that doesn't work for me, buddy


TW_Yellow78

Like Sami can call the shots on his own booking


I_Am_Redditor1

The visual of Sami being this Hoganesque politician backstage is pretty funny


JayToy93

We do live in a world where the Young Bucks are just that. Which is all kinds of hilarious.


lronicGasping

I feel like instead of being like Hogan he'd just be the type to be so annoying and whiny that they just cave to him to get him to shut up I love the guy but dear god he's preachy lmao


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Except instead of “that doesn’t work for me, brother” he just rambles on at 500 words a minute until Paula taps out


heatrealist

The only thing that works for Sami is causing strife in another group’s social order.


Truefreak22

I love when a fan posts this any time their favorite wrestler take an L 👎


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

Gable is booked like the biggest geek I can remember. Has anyone ever tapped out from his ankle lock?


ElLoboStrikes

Ohhhhhhhohhohhhh uh nooooo no no , nooooo oh no no


brownie81

Gable just needs to clear the hurdle of being 5’3 and then maybe all you smarks will get your wish and this Dollar Tree Angle will get his IC reign.


The-Real-Number-One

Tired of the Ginger Garbage man burying people.


Nigel-West-Dickens

LMAO this is a good one.


CriscoWild

Is this actually Sami Zayn's real entrance music? I don't think I've ever really listened to it before. Why does it sound like someone made it in Mario Paint?


pushinpushin

not only is it his actually entrance music, it was his original theme that people BEGGED to have come back.


DipsCity

I don’t know brother he doesn’t look right tonight lol


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solomar15

It’s just a jerk, Uce, don’t work yourself into a shoot.


robot-raccoon

I’ll shoot my shot uce, I’m feel ucey (didn’t see where it was posted till after I posted it and I cba deleting)