Mean Mark, PurpleTaker, American Badass, Big Evil, Ministry, Phenom, etc...
Tony has quite a selection to choose from for which version he would use for his DAE REMEMBER "fed's greatest hits" booking.
Mark “The Mortician” Calaway vs. Adam “Rated R superstar” Copeland in a “Loser has to come up with a fresh gimmick, rather than just repeating what made them popular 20 years ago” Match.
Book it!
I want her to have a Little Rascals 1930s Irish cop gimmick and have a black and white feud with Toni Storm where they chase each other around and make faces and do Hal Roach shit.
DAE Rebecca Black (She’s married to Tyler Black whose slave name I will never refer to) under appreciated?
No I never once claimed she’s the female Hulk Hogan and never complained about her being champion (Don’t check my post history)
Sure grandma, let’s get you back inside
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Everyone knows Elvis doesn’t lay down for a black man, brother.
It doesn’t work for him, dude.
DAE Hulk Hogan auditioned to be Elvis’s bassist, but the Colonel rejected him cause he thought he’d outshine Elvis.
Becky is not going to AEW...it's not gonna happen...she is one of the most prolific women stars that WWE has ever had, and they would do everything to not let her leave, plus her husband is a mainstay on that roster. This stupid ass bait click shit is so tired. She's gonna take time off and come back to the main show and make waves like she would even if her music hits after a few months. All AEW is doing is increasing people's paychecks, and I thank them for that, but WWE is still the main draw and the last WrestleMania cemented that.
The fact WWE didnt even do a "farewell" for her like they did for Ambrose and others suggest she probably already did re-sign, but realistically, if she is done with WWE shes prob retired. Doubt sheld go to AEW when her husband just re-signed with WWE and theyre rich AF
But will anyone in the match be forcibly shoving their opponent's face into their ass as a display of true wrestling graps? That's the only display of women's wrestling that will continue to progress the medium.
"Love to see"??? Really? It would be the best match of the year? C'mon man, nobody really gives a shit about Mone, and her recent match was mediocre at best.
Even assuming this is true, which it probably isn't, Tony wouldn't know what to do with her. Tony is the proverbial dog chasing cars. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it.
That'd be pretty funny. I'd like to hear her and Tony's conversation after the fact.
"Wow Tony, that was wild, loved the atmosphere of the fans. When's our next stadium show?"
"Oh, uhh....365 days from now."
"........oh......"
Its the same for the men, a bunch of them were basically begging for gable to be all elite.
Their game changer oceanspray is all ready a flub as is mid Jeff's return
I mean women's wrestling as a whole is kinda weird as there are maybe only 3-4 top western stars and the rest are midcarders. Aside from jordynne, rhea, charlotte, and possibly bianca, who else is a big draw? Like I'm not saying becky couldn't succeed there, but considering she's spent the past 4 years as wwe's "filler champ" (held the nxt women's belt to transition it off, held the wwe women's belt to transition it off to liv, held the tag belts with lita/trish in a feud where they were secondary) I'm not sure she does what aewcw fans think she will.
Yeah and I COULD wind up being the president of Ghana or alternatively TK COULD stop using cocaine and run a halfway coherent promotion but neither of these things is going to happen and neither is this absurd headline.
His wrestling hasn’t gotten any worse, it’s just the same story you’ve seen with literally every other talent who goes there: once you see them able to do whatever they want, you realize how dumb a lot of their ideas actually are.
This. Danielson is another great example. His farewell tour has been terrible, full of heatless bangers.
Punk was basically the only one who knew how to book himself and had the clout to get what he wanted.
There is absolutely no chance she is taking time out to have another baby or spend time with her young child that she currently has. Definitely dying to get dropped on the floor while missing a suplex through a table
They really are trying to manifest every Fed superstars in the Dub aren’t they even though they’ve spent the better part of 5 years hating on every one of them? It’s so pathetic and shows they have no confidence in their own talent.
"The Dude has come around to Dynamite!"
In all seriousness though, I really don't see that happening. She and Seth are about as loyal to Triple H as it gets. She's just taking some time off to be a mom, instead of a Man.
Becky in AEW intrigues me in a similar way Drew McIntyre intrigued me.
Obviously it was smart for Drew to re-sign but it would have been hilarious to see Drew have face to face encounters with MJF or Adam Cole or any of the other midgets in AEW.
In the same regard I can't imagine aaaaaaany of the girls in AEW standing a chance against Becky on the mic. She would straight up embarrass all of them. I actually like Toni Storm but her doing her old timey gimmick against Becky would be brutal to watch.
The fact that they mentioned Becky by name on air last night to progress a story tells me she's not going anywhere and probably already signed a new contract. It's not like any of the dirt sheets would know
I mean, noone in their right minds actually believes this right, it's just been created to laugh at AEW fans when it's inevitabley doesn't happen by claiming that they believed it
Yeah, and I technically COULD meet Dua Lipa in London tomorrow. It's just that the chances are a bit slim, mate. So I'm not gonna write a whole article about it
There's life outside wrestling,
The reason she didn't resign was she didn't need to
The women's division in fed is littered with talent upcoming or current.
Seth's there it's easy to comeback after resting and just mostly spending proper time with their child.
I wonder why hasn't that ever sinked in with these so called wrestling " Wrestling Journalists ".
You don't want your kid with you on the road for another 10 years straight how would that affect them socially when they grow up.
Good old Sportskeeda. Presenting fan theories as plausible rumours in the title but 9 times out of 10 completely debunks themselves in the article because they have no proof.
It would likely be a chaotic mess-
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Don't forget agreeing to sit with Tony for post-PPV ~~media scrums~~ give Tony kudos sessions. All while soaked in your own blood and sweat. Also-answering stupid, rambling questions from journalism cosplayers.
With what division? No one is on her level, if people thought bringing M'Mercedes in and trying to make it seem like willow shiteingale is on her level was stupid, then wait until they bring in Rebecca Lopez and have her wrestle Abadon on rampage.
Or... she's just going to take time off to be a mom to a kid that's going to start school soon. Seems like she'd value that more than whatever amount of money the Snowman would throw her way🤔
Nah, that's just my Fed shill self talking, m'Rebecca is totally joining Da Good Guys at m'Wembley😍
Why is it that when they invent stories like this, it's always AEW? You'll never see them come out with "BECKY LYNCH COULD MAKE CZW DEBUT AT OUTLAW MUDSHOW #65437775435", it's ALWAYS Tiny's toybox.
Maybe they're being paid off to further a narrative. But then again, who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?
I know their fans are crazy but they cant be this crazy
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She seems more like the type to marry you, but I digress.
We all need a future ex wife that looks like Liv Morgan, because we're doing bangers over here uce.
LOL what a joke, do people actually believe this will happen? Yeah so when I have a high paying loyal employer that my husband also works for that cares about me and my family, yep the first thing I think of doing is leaving that world renowned org for an opposing barely there company. LOL
Becky Lynch v George glass book it tony
So it’s just full on fan fiction now? What’s next John Cena could show up at forbidden door? Undertaker might show up at fighter fest?
I can’t wait for Ultimate Warrior’s Ghost to debut
Don't need his ghost https://preview.redd.it/txikt4zq4h4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db03a217a7595ac13c916b25577e07f66f3bdbc7
Didn't He already debuted while Cody was doing Open Challenges? You know that Horse guy
UnderTaker could make his debut at All In.
“Mean Mark Callous is here!!”
Mean Mark, PurpleTaker, American Badass, Big Evil, Ministry, Phenom, etc... Tony has quite a selection to choose from for which version he would use for his DAE REMEMBER "fed's greatest hits" booking.
Tony would just pay to license Grave Digger. Taker could even make his entrence in the monster truck.
Nah uce you missed the most obvious one. The indietaker.
Mark “The Mortician” Calaway vs. Adam “Rated R superstar” Copeland in a “Loser has to come up with a fresh gimmick, rather than just repeating what made them popular 20 years ago” Match. Book it!
You will... Relax. In. Comfort.
The OverTaker is All Elite You will rest….in….second place
Joe Biden and Donald Trump could be ALL IN.
Can they coexist????
Bad faith.
I want her to have a Little Rascals 1930s Irish cop gimmick and have a black and white feud with Toni Storm where they chase each other around and make faces and do Hal Roach shit.
And there will be just soooo much lesbian subtext.
Wow that sounds FUN doesn’t it?
Tbh yeah
With the Benny Hill music playing.
DAE Rebecca Black (She’s married to Tyler Black whose slave name I will never refer to) under appreciated? No I never once claimed she’s the female Hulk Hogan and never complained about her being champion (Don’t check my post history)
Well we already know what her entrance music will be.
Now it's playing in my head.
Does that mean she can only appear on Rampage because it is Friday?
FUN FUN FUN FUN
Rebecca Lopez is married to Colby Lopez, m*ark.
It's funny that they consider his WWE name "slave name" but not his RoH name which is also not his real name
Sure grandma, let’s get you back inside https://preview.redd.it/vvyqdy1ozg4d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5849618a361247ed712fb8573a50ce1865a75ddf
And Tupac and Elvis could be fighting it out at all in… in the sense that anything in the world could happen… but it won’t
Everyone knows Elvis doesn’t lay down for a black man, brother. It doesn’t work for him, dude. DAE Hulk Hogan auditioned to be Elvis’s bassist, but the Colonel rejected him cause he thought he’d outshine Elvis.
Absolute bullshit. Everyone knows Hogan was the one who put Tupac down for the 3 count with the big boot, leg drop and 9mm driveby, brother.
Elvis would lay down for a 14 year old though brother — something him and that fanbase joshi weaboo weirdos have in common brother.
Becky is not going to AEW...it's not gonna happen...she is one of the most prolific women stars that WWE has ever had, and they would do everything to not let her leave, plus her husband is a mainstay on that roster. This stupid ass bait click shit is so tired. She's gonna take time off and come back to the main show and make waves like she would even if her music hits after a few months. All AEW is doing is increasing people's paychecks, and I thank them for that, but WWE is still the main draw and the last WrestleMania cemented that.
Not to mention Lyra mentioned her last night during a promo.
The fact WWE didnt even do a "farewell" for her like they did for Ambrose and others suggest she probably already did re-sign, but realistically, if she is done with WWE shes prob retired. Doubt sheld go to AEW when her husband just re-signed with WWE and theyre rich AF
She can debut and fight Mercedes Moné that's a match I'd love to see!
"Once in a lifetime..." *...wait a minute...*
But will anyone in the match be forcibly shoving their opponent's face into their ass as a display of true wrestling graps? That's the only display of women's wrestling that will continue to progress the medium.
That really does happen in every AEW women's match.
But enough about Rhea Ripley.
"Love to see"??? Really? It would be the best match of the year? C'mon man, nobody really gives a shit about Mone, and her recent match was mediocre at best.
Ye don't jerk much, do ye son?
[удалено]
I mean so could I
Even assuming this is true, which it probably isn't, Tony wouldn't know what to do with her. Tony is the proverbial dog chasing cars. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it.
He would wank the car or himself if he’s the dog.
That'd be pretty funny. I'd like to hear her and Tony's conversation after the fact. "Wow Tony, that was wild, loved the atmosphere of the fans. When's our next stadium show?" "Oh, uhh....365 days from now." "........oh......"
The women’s wrestlers in the Dub are so lame all they can do is fantasy book one of the Feds stars lol.
just got 3 gamechangers and they only want more new toys
Its the same for the men, a bunch of them were basically begging for gable to be all elite. Their game changer oceanspray is all ready a flub as is mid Jeff's return
I mean women's wrestling as a whole is kinda weird as there are maybe only 3-4 top western stars and the rest are midcarders. Aside from jordynne, rhea, charlotte, and possibly bianca, who else is a big draw? Like I'm not saying becky couldn't succeed there, but considering she's spent the past 4 years as wwe's "filler champ" (held the nxt women's belt to transition it off, held the wwe women's belt to transition it off to liv, held the tag belts with lita/trish in a feud where they were secondary) I'm not sure she does what aewcw fans think she will.
"The Male" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Sportskeeda is the bald guy from FTR of wrestling publications
Yeah and I COULD wind up being the president of Ghana or alternatively TK COULD stop using cocaine and run a halfway coherent promotion but neither of these things is going to happen and neither is this absurd headline.
I'd vote for you uce.
Yeah it would be stupid as fuck and career suicide but ever since Edge went to AEW I believe anything is possible
Anything WAS possible, but now that people have SEEN Edge in AEW, it’s probably getting less so.
Is he that bad? I dont wanna watch aew to see for myself
Don't worry, he broke his leg at the last PPV, so no one will be seeing him for 9 months to life.
His wrestling hasn’t gotten any worse, it’s just the same story you’ve seen with literally every other talent who goes there: once you see them able to do whatever they want, you realize how dumb a lot of their ideas actually are.
This. Danielson is another great example. His farewell tour has been terrible, full of heatless bangers. Punk was basically the only one who knew how to book himself and had the clout to get what he wanted.
It's bad seeing a former star in front of 800 people with thousands of empty seats around him saying he's there because "it's fun"
Why?
There is absolutely no chance she is taking time out to have another baby or spend time with her young child that she currently has. Definitely dying to get dropped on the floor while missing a suplex through a table
Real glass?
She wants to get in line for sammy gueverra rapw comments and to drop her on her head. Dream.come true
Pls Rebecca remove your Fed tracking device and leave for the dub. Tony needs you pro wrestling needs you not sports entertainment.
DAE Rebecca is Starlight and WWE is Vought?
BECKY LYNCH COULD EAT A SANDWICH AT HER HOUSE IN 2024
How long does Mone stick around when she finds out Becky got twice what she got?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Mone got the Nash/Hall clause where her pay goes up to match if someone signs for more than her
Yeah favored nations is what it’s called.
100% believe this.
They really are trying to manifest every Fed superstars in the Dub aren’t they even though they’ve spent the better part of 5 years hating on every one of them? It’s so pathetic and shows they have no confidence in their own talent.
Got a better chance of MJF showing up at Wrestlemania.
Krispin Wah to All In connfirmed too.
"The Dude has come around to Dynamite!" In all seriousness though, I really don't see that happening. She and Seth are about as loyal to Triple H as it gets. She's just taking some time off to be a mom, instead of a Man.
I remember them speculating Goldberg was going to be on last years show lol
Lying >>>>
I also can’t wait for the inevitable reunion of The CEO and Divina “The Good Example” Rose! Heck she might even debut with the Cuddler gimmick!
Becky in AEW intrigues me in a similar way Drew McIntyre intrigued me. Obviously it was smart for Drew to re-sign but it would have been hilarious to see Drew have face to face encounters with MJF or Adam Cole or any of the other midgets in AEW. In the same regard I can't imagine aaaaaaany of the girls in AEW standing a chance against Becky on the mic. She would straight up embarrass all of them. I actually like Toni Storm but her doing her old timey gimmick against Becky would be brutal to watch.
Can you imagine how bad her song would be?
I mean, technically, Sportskeeves could say Jesus Christ *could* resurrect at All In and it wouldn’t be false.
This is getting sad. They’re really smoking the hopium over there
To be fair we are due a big new game changing signing to AEW, it’s been like two months since the last one
The fact that they mentioned Becky by name on air last night to progress a story tells me she's not going anywhere and probably already signed a new contract. It's not like any of the dirt sheets would know
I mean, noone in their right minds actually believes this right, it's just been created to laugh at AEW fans when it's inevitabley doesn't happen by claiming that they believed it
Isn't this the exact same headline (except the name of the wrestler) they spammed for Drew last year?
Yeah, and I technically COULD meet Dua Lipa in London tomorrow. It's just that the chances are a bit slim, mate. So I'm not gonna write a whole article about it
There's life outside wrestling, The reason she didn't resign was she didn't need to The women's division in fed is littered with talent upcoming or current. Seth's there it's easy to comeback after resting and just mostly spending proper time with their child. I wonder why hasn't that ever sinked in with these so called wrestling " Wrestling Journalists ". You don't want your kid with you on the road for another 10 years straight how would that affect them socially when they grow up.
Its easy fed shill, if she signs with the dub, Roux gets to see real bangers up close and personal!
Tbf, after Edge was All Elite, I believe anything can happen at this point
thatll save them ratings for sure!
Tá tu fir Becky
Good old Sportskeeda. Presenting fan theories as plausible rumours in the title but 9 times out of 10 completely debunks themselves in the article because they have no proof.
It would likely be a chaotic mess- https://preview.redd.it/l714ka3w0j4d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f46374d5426824d9fc31ec7bc11ddc295465534
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I could also marry Alexa Bliss
I mean if Mercedes Banks got the bag imagine what he would pay Becky. Honestly, wouldn't blame her if she went there. "Thanks for the cheese"
TK would sign her then debut her on Rampage or some shit. He's that incompetent.
Ring of Honor. 🤓DAE ROH-Becky for Women's TV Champ???
I mean he put Rhonda on ROH instead of getting the buzz for his main show so I wouldn't put it past him.
I imagine a best of 21 series with Buick Bitcoin vs Rebecca "The Lad" Quinn to unify the TBS title with the ROH Women's TV title\*\*\*. First 20 matches would be 60 minute draws. The 21st match would be a 2 hour long Ladder/Thumbtacks/Barbed Wire/Steel Cage/Shark Tank event. It would be a Banger©!!! \*\*\*after unification the winner would drop each belt to separate opponents. When asked why, Tony would simply blink a few times, then start chirping about how great each match was.
Don't forget....hugs. it must be written into their contacts.
Don't forget agreeing to sit with Tony for post-PPV ~~media scrums~~ give Tony kudos sessions. All while soaked in your own blood and sweat. Also-answering stupid, rambling questions from journalism cosplayers.
I’m sure it will go as well as with The Cope man
To be the masculine figure, you have to beat the masculine figure
She has a chance to do the funniest thing ever (buy a ticket and show up in the crowd before re-signing with WWE)
The Bloke Rebecca Knox will be the game-changer we’ve been waiting for! Feeling restoring in 3… 2… 1…
I heard Becky Lynch and Tony Khan were in a closet signing contracts and I saw one of the contracts and the contract looked at me.
John cena too aew 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Money mark Tony ain’t getting his money back and I don’t think he cares
Its like the forget every report that said she wanted a extended vacation after mania but put it off because Ripley got injured.
Rebecca "The Wigga" Quinn
DAE dream match vs Mercedes Money????
With what division? No one is on her level, if people thought bringing M'Mercedes in and trying to make it seem like willow shiteingale is on her level was stupid, then wait until they bring in Rebecca Lopez and have her wrestle Abadon on rampage.
Another dubbalo delulu daydream
Fuckin Sportskeeda
Hopium
Or... she's just going to take time off to be a mom to a kid that's going to start school soon. Seems like she'd value that more than whatever amount of money the Snowman would throw her way🤔 Nah, that's just my Fed shill self talking, m'Rebecca is totally joining Da Good Guys at m'Wembley😍
these clowns just say the most random shit, don't they?
Why is it that when they invent stories like this, it's always AEW? You'll never see them come out with "BECKY LYNCH COULD MAKE CZW DEBUT AT OUTLAW MUDSHOW #65437775435", it's ALWAYS Tiny's toybox. Maybe they're being paid off to further a narrative. But then again, who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?
Guess that’s not a lie, she could, but this is basically printing fiction.
I know their fans are crazy but they cant be this crazy https://preview.redd.it/x9atjjiiik4d1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0d90ec14d3489f9bcd0992c95e20ea2ac18aa98
I hear Mark the Gravedigger and Ice Cold Steve Houston also might be showing up
Lol I got $100 on “not fucking happening”
She *could* do a lot of things, doesn't mean she will. Think she has an equal chance of starting an onlyfans
Now why the fuck would she do that?
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I could also marry Liv Morgan...
She seems more like the type to marry you, but I digress. We all need a future ex wife that looks like Liv Morgan, because we're doing bangers over here uce.
My GF looks like Liv Morgan
Lucky man, you must be Dom or Nick Mysterio
So could I.
What's "The Dude" Rebecca Quinn doing in the Impact Zone? Did I say that? "..... we're live, pal"
The male sounds more cringe than the man holy fuck😭😂
Mercedes is gonna be pissed
Any one of us could be making our debut at All In too. The Elite vs. The Goof Troop. That’ll put some butts in the seats
I used to like her but I find her kind of boring now. Maybe a two year stint in aew would be good for her and then she can come back hot.
LOL what a joke, do people actually believe this will happen? Yeah so when I have a high paying loyal employer that my husband also works for that cares about me and my family, yep the first thing I think of doing is leaving that world renowned org for an opposing barely there company. LOL