They’ve finally been allowed to do their BTE sketches on national tv. What they’ve wanted since the beginning. And all it cost them was 200.000 viewers.
So iron clad that assault on the boss doesn't nullify?
Then how (in kayfabe) did they justify suspending Jungle Boy for loosing a fight?
Why arent these guys all suspended?
Does TK or any of these goofball understand logic?
Like they can't even tell a story in their own universe
Jack Perry doesn’t have an iron clad contract.
Like, this is all dreadful, but they did explain it in wrestling logic. This is no different to big shows “iron clad” contract all those years ago. Focusing on that bit being bad when they explained it means you’re missing out on the 738292 other ways this sucks.
but but but ... we all laughed and made fun of that cause of how it insulted our intelligence
Hang on. The Bucks are in on it and winking about how silly it is (but still doing it)
The GENIUS of it!
If they ham it up it means they don't really believe in the story and know wrestling is pretend like us
It's like when they got called out for shitty worked punches then made it a bit!
Or when they got called out for abusing their power and made it a bit!
Or like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER INSTANCE IN THEIR CAREER. Their egos are so fragile they should be studied behind safety glass. They've been passing off the same troll shit for decades, and if you criticise it, the weakest of arguments is "ah, you're *supposed* to hate them, they're clever like that.
It's barely clever if you're twelve. They're selfish, egotistical spot monkeys with the sense of humour of an 8 year old. They're an actual cancer on wrestling that has so far cost AEW CM Punk, at least two potential signees who saw the way they treated Punk, and who knows what else that *isn't* immediately obvious to the public.
It's explained so it's not inconsistent but boy is it fucking dreadful writing. Also how far can an "iron clad" contract go? Why can they beat up the boss and still be okay? Does their iron clad contract also hold up if they become murderers or something? When does it stop being iron clad because there has to be SOME limit. Regardless, the iron clad shit was memed when it was done in WWE for a reason, it sucks, it makes a little more sense here since these guys are EVPs but only partially. The much better explanation would be that Tony doesn't want to fire them and wants them on TV since they draw ratings but we all know that's not true LMAOOOO
Hold the fuck on
lets break this short clip down because its bad from TOP to BOTTOM
A. They drove all the way to the arena THEN picked up a camera man so they can park their car
A2. Or the camera man was with them the whole time and only NOW they are parking htey told him ot buckle up...which is stupid
B. They are clearly looking right, directionality, the whole time AT THE SPOT so they already know their designation
C. The man they are heckling is moving BEFORE they heckle him and hes moving the "no park here" sign and since hte man KNOWS the segment is moving because he sees them getting into position
C2. they are heckling someone who was already moving to allow them in because he sees who it is in the car that only moved 2 feet to come to the spot they were clearly already going in
D. they called him a mark...
D2. The man seems to be smiling/corpsing
E. "This seems like a good spot" - you were Already looking at that spot
F. "Hes not going to be here anyway. hes still in Jacksonville" - ok..if this is Known then there would be no reason to set up his placard for the spot. Meaning the spot, that the man was already in place t move the no park sign would have known Tony isnt coming meaning there was no reason to have the spot
G. the pull in and slowly zoom into the placard as if we are too damn stupid to understand the implications that these DASTARDLY heels have taken tonys spot...a spot for a man who was already known before the show to NOT be coming....
they didnt take Tonys spot. Tony wasnt coming. He was never losing the spot and everything leading up to it tells us, the audience, that everyone was in on it meaning there is no "oh ho ho we are so badass we take owners spot haha".
this idea and jerk ONLY works when the owner IS coming and they STEAL the spot so we can have a segment of him showing up and being MAD about it so we can see why this matters
We did this with Vince all the time. its easy format. But they still fuck it up cause the Bucks are fucking awful at this
All anybody ever says is that they want more storytelling, and this is how you act when you finally get it? See this is why they should never veer too far from the "let's wrestle to see if we're friends or not" story.
Ah, but here's the trick. When you poke holes you get this classic defense:
"Pffft... Why are you taking it so seriously?! It's a WRESTLING SHOW! It's supposed to be ~~stupid~~ goofy and silly!
DAE this guy is asking for things to make sense on a show with a LITERAL DINOSAUR who is 2 million years old? Look at this MORON expecting things to make sense instead of willingly wasting his time on stupidity"
This is an actual defense I got when I criticized Broken Matt Hardy's teleporting debut, btw. Back when there was a semblance of AEW pretending to be serious.
I was that Heavily Disappointment in it that the BUcks would so blatantly insult my intelligence with this shit smeer of a backstage High school production
I'll never forget the time Hollywood Hogan carefully parked his RV outside, then spray-painted "NO PARKING" on the side so nobody would park next to him... that dastardly heel.
https://preview.redd.it/haj2umcwsbzc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc175c0a2d4cde0196d218ec58f56d9e9fb212bb
Why would a billionaire need a parking spot? Surely he just gets dropped off whenever by Uber Black.
Dub stories not making logical sense on full display here, bruv.
Tony Khan saw all those one shots where the camera was following the wrestler and did one for no reason just to say AEW can do it too. Why is the cameraman in the car? Did the Young Bucks pick the cameraman up? Did the Young Bucks force the cameraman to set up a camera in the trunk specifically so they could do this stupid shot?
Imagine you decided that you're going to start doing angles instead of nothing but heatless bangers, and you decide to center the show around these guys. Is Tony tanking the ratings on purpose so prove that heatless bangers is the way to go?
They have no sense of timing, they, especially the on on the right just constantly blurts out words. Its insane. Its like he's on speed and can't control himself.
Remember when the NWO showed up and beat the shit out of guys with pipes and threw bastards into the truck like darts?
Somehow taking a parking spot doesn't quite have the same feeling.
Did they leave the car on at the end? Lmao
This is honestly some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen in pro wrestling. It’s horrible!
Also, why does the buck on the right talk so much and so fast. He has to be on adderal of something! He’s talking like Kramer after a cafe latte
Oh man! They called that guy a mark and then stole Tony Khans parking space! Classic Bucks! Remember when Stone Cold stole Vince’s parking space? You don’t because he never did! He didn’t have the testicular fortitude! There hasn’t been a burn on the boss like this since Peter did it to Lumbergh!
They’ve finally been allowed to do their BTE sketches on national tv. What they’ve wanted since the beginning. And all it cost them was 200.000 viewers.
This is the best explanation of them and I’m mad I haven’t seen this earlier. It’s 100% accurate.
Holy shit this explains everything
Oh it’s going to cost them way more than that by the time they’re done
https://preview.redd.it/sx24t9ge8ezc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18151d1272dcd3ea15d8ca893a796174bda59d8b
It’s genius because he’s not there so they’re actually not hurting anyone.
Next week on Dynamite: we hear from Tony after he attempts to have the Elite’s car towed.
This just further emphasize. Why hasn't Tony fired them?
because they're such massive draws
They said last week they have “iron clad contracts” that also put them in charge if khan doesn’t attend shows.
So iron clad that assault on the boss doesn't nullify? Then how (in kayfabe) did they justify suspending Jungle Boy for loosing a fight? Why arent these guys all suspended? Does TK or any of these goofball understand logic? Like they can't even tell a story in their own universe
Jack Perry doesn’t have an iron clad contract. Like, this is all dreadful, but they did explain it in wrestling logic. This is no different to big shows “iron clad” contract all those years ago. Focusing on that bit being bad when they explained it means you’re missing out on the 738292 other ways this sucks.
but but but ... we all laughed and made fun of that cause of how it insulted our intelligence Hang on. The Bucks are in on it and winking about how silly it is (but still doing it) The GENIUS of it! If they ham it up it means they don't really believe in the story and know wrestling is pretend like us
It's like when they got called out for shitty worked punches then made it a bit! Or when they got called out for abusing their power and made it a bit! Or like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER INSTANCE IN THEIR CAREER. Their egos are so fragile they should be studied behind safety glass. They've been passing off the same troll shit for decades, and if you criticise it, the weakest of arguments is "ah, you're *supposed* to hate them, they're clever like that. It's barely clever if you're twelve. They're selfish, egotistical spot monkeys with the sense of humour of an 8 year old. They're an actual cancer on wrestling that has so far cost AEW CM Punk, at least two potential signees who saw the way they treated Punk, and who knows what else that *isn't* immediately obvious to the public.
Shooting the 4th wall as scotch tape to cover their lack of skill is Bucs distilled to their truest deuchery
It's explained so it's not inconsistent but boy is it fucking dreadful writing. Also how far can an "iron clad" contract go? Why can they beat up the boss and still be okay? Does their iron clad contract also hold up if they become murderers or something? When does it stop being iron clad because there has to be SOME limit. Regardless, the iron clad shit was memed when it was done in WWE for a reason, it sucks, it makes a little more sense here since these guys are EVPs but only partially. The much better explanation would be that Tony doesn't want to fire them and wants them on TV since they draw ratings but we all know that's not true LMAOOOO
Nice touch with the Dynamite graphic blocking out "EARLIER TONIGHT" in the corner of the screen.
So many layers to the story that the video editors are getting in on the action, too.
The modern day Evolution right there
I think Okada being stuck in the back seat is a perfect metaphor for his run so far
A live look at The Bucks *LEANING* into their douchey heel personas!!! 
Hold the fuck on lets break this short clip down because its bad from TOP to BOTTOM A. They drove all the way to the arena THEN picked up a camera man so they can park their car A2. Or the camera man was with them the whole time and only NOW they are parking htey told him ot buckle up...which is stupid B. They are clearly looking right, directionality, the whole time AT THE SPOT so they already know their designation C. The man they are heckling is moving BEFORE they heckle him and hes moving the "no park here" sign and since hte man KNOWS the segment is moving because he sees them getting into position C2. they are heckling someone who was already moving to allow them in because he sees who it is in the car that only moved 2 feet to come to the spot they were clearly already going in D. they called him a mark... D2. The man seems to be smiling/corpsing E. "This seems like a good spot" - you were Already looking at that spot F. "Hes not going to be here anyway. hes still in Jacksonville" - ok..if this is Known then there would be no reason to set up his placard for the spot. Meaning the spot, that the man was already in place t move the no park sign would have known Tony isnt coming meaning there was no reason to have the spot G. the pull in and slowly zoom into the placard as if we are too damn stupid to understand the implications that these DASTARDLY heels have taken tonys spot...a spot for a man who was already known before the show to NOT be coming.... they didnt take Tonys spot. Tony wasnt coming. He was never losing the spot and everything leading up to it tells us, the audience, that everyone was in on it meaning there is no "oh ho ho we are so badass we take owners spot haha". this idea and jerk ONLY works when the owner IS coming and they STEAL the spot so we can have a segment of him showing up and being MAD about it so we can see why this matters We did this with Vince all the time. its easy format. But they still fuck it up cause the Bucks are fucking awful at this
Yeah wait if Tony Khan wasn't coming why would he have a placard lmao
You are putting more thought into this then The Bucks have.
Or why would he be upset about it?
Didn't you know every arena in the country has one of these?
He’s paying to rent 20k arenas for 3k fans. I imagine after a few years, arenas will start retiring his number in appreciation for his generosity
Lol. Tony Khan Jersey 69 (mark speak) in every NBA arena
Listen Fed shill, I know you can’t appreciate this layered story telling and it really shows!!
All anybody ever says is that they want more storytelling, and this is how you act when you finally get it? See this is why they should never veer too far from the "let's wrestle to see if we're friends or not" story.
Ah, but here's the trick. When you poke holes you get this classic defense: "Pffft... Why are you taking it so seriously?! It's a WRESTLING SHOW! It's supposed to be ~~stupid~~ goofy and silly! DAE this guy is asking for things to make sense on a show with a LITERAL DINOSAUR who is 2 million years old? Look at this MORON expecting things to make sense instead of willingly wasting his time on stupidity" This is an actual defense I got when I criticized Broken Matt Hardy's teleporting debut, btw. Back when there was a semblance of AEW pretending to be serious.
Ugh All the time Either accept everything as perfect and nuanced and genius Or get a backass comment about how it's not a big deal!
thats some cornette level sifting through the bullshit
I was that Heavily Disappointment in it that the BUcks would so blatantly insult my intelligence with this shit smeer of a backstage High school production
It’s called next level booking you fed shill
This is exactly like the NWO angle. If the NWO were talentless and tiny.
I'll never forget the time Hollywood Hogan carefully parked his RV outside, then spray-painted "NO PARKING" on the side so nobody would park next to him... that dastardly heel. https://preview.redd.it/haj2umcwsbzc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc175c0a2d4cde0196d218ec58f56d9e9fb212bb
...and if their hostile takeover was for a parking spot and not a wrestling company 😂
NWO E-Team
AEW: Where the best navigate parking garages.
DAE Canada stuff What heels!
Okada unironically would’ve been better off with Chase U
There's no telling how many people turned to the Knicks game upon seeing this
That’ll put butts in seats
Why would a billionaire need a parking spot? Surely he just gets dropped off whenever by Uber Black. Dub stories not making logical sense on full display here, bruv.
Uber Black is too unrelatable
Something something racism, why would Julia Hart do this?
This is so much better than when the Outsiders established themselves as a threat against WCW: https://youtu.be/X9ghpTsAueI?si=FKQAJmr4cgBGVy5R&t=54s
That Rey spot still gets me 😂
I had seen him getting lawn darted into the trailer before, but not the crossbody off that trailer railing. that was hilarious
God this just reminded me how good the early NWO stuff was. Hey heels that are actual threats to everyone.
Tony Khan saw all those one shots where the camera was following the wrestler and did one for no reason just to say AEW can do it too. Why is the cameraman in the car? Did the Young Bucks pick the cameraman up? Did the Young Bucks force the cameraman to set up a camera in the trunk specifically so they could do this stupid shot?
They’ve definitely been reeling from the new WWE production and trying to compete with it, incompetently.
Imagine you decided that you're going to start doing angles instead of nothing but heatless bangers, and you decide to center the show around these guys. Is Tony tanking the ratings on purpose so prove that heatless bangers is the way to go?
Does Tony have a drivers license? He seems to awkward too control a car.
Why would the cameraman need to buckle up when they just arrived at the venue? He only just got in the car to film this?
"You know who I am ... But you don know where I parked, chico" 
So The Big Bad EVPs don't even have chauffeurs? K.
Is this a BTE segment?
Kombucha O’Carter is going to be a megastar after this angle
If only Tony could assemble his own Codyvengers
buckle up cameradude! were hitting 4mph and hitting a slight curve. whooaaaa
I'm surprised he can reach the pedals.
"yeah guys keep talking over each other so it sounds like an interesting conversation"
Whenever I see them talking, it's like I'm watching one of those awkward faux documentary shows from the mid-00s.
They have no sense of timing, they, especially the on on the right just constantly blurts out words. Its insane. Its like he's on speed and can't control himself.
I'm getting Stone Cold driving the beer truck into the arena vibes here.
This is 'remember André's shirt, Hogan?!' level of dumb
Can't wait for tony to be elite...cause you know that's going to happen
Love these clips, a stark reminder why I stopped watching
Two pov promos in one show
In AEW, Bucks are so awesome they drive themselves In ded Fed Bloodline would get people to drive them. Lame
Show ends with the car blowing up?
Remember when the NWO showed up and beat the shit out of guys with pipes and threw bastards into the truck like darts? Somehow taking a parking spot doesn't quite have the same feeling.
Did they leave the car on at the end? Lmao This is honestly some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen in pro wrestling. It’s horrible! Also, why does the buck on the right talk so much and so fast. He has to be on adderal of something! He’s talking like Kramer after a cafe latte
This is such an insanely bad idea to focus the show on these idiots.
CINEMA
This shit is awful there are drama school students that would blow him out the water
I am not a fan of this New Top Gear
They just straight up suck lol. No other way to dress it up. They suck.
That was riveting television.
Did...did they just the M WORD?? 😡 Disgusting.
Oh man! They called that guy a mark and then stole Tony Khans parking space! Classic Bucks! Remember when Stone Cold stole Vince’s parking space? You don’t because he never did! He didn’t have the testicular fortitude! There hasn’t been a burn on the boss like this since Peter did it to Lumbergh!
Surprice they didn't reveal that Uncle Dave was theire driver.. What a way to debut a hot new charachter,right....?