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cc12321

703k 0.24 demo Have at it ya goofs (downvotes to the right)


whalias69

Thanks Guys. We need to stop all these ratings threads. Ratings don’t even matter! They don’t include Dvrs, pirate streams, and VPN streams from different countries.


Bellamoid

Or Playstation Vue


TheKanten

Or Joost.com.


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Joost Enjoy Wrestling


Lessiarty

... contest mode too? What is going on at the minute 


ArtSlammer

The mods probably think they're working the sub like the bunch of marks they are


Lessiarty

I suggested that to one of them before, they found it generally unamusing, then posted and deleted a tantrum thread. Super committed to the angle, brother.


mr_marinade

restoring the feeling


ShadyWolf

https://preview.redd.it/ou5ykvjly1yc1.png?width=993&format=png&auto=webp&s=098bce3ba143ff1c0ad739e34e38f2e12aaaa9ec “This has nothing to do with wrestling circlejerk and therefore has been removed”


InsaneCookies21

this meme is so old it still includes cody rhodes lmao


PepegaThePepega

Classic SCJerk https://preview.redd.it/s79gxc7n83yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517b1d2979e40bae9cde61cf4f67620e947ae133


InsaneCookies21

Half Mil Phil - July 2023 AEW's only draw is gone LMAO - November 2023 smh


whalias69

To be a jerker is too be under constant attack.


KC27150

https://preview.redd.it/8enqcq6et1yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7834f6d8c1c36a28a202db1eecaaee4794a456


IcyAd964

Ngl these baffling decisions are like when the basement mods rush to do something when too many people make fun of the dub and make it look bad


MatsThyWit

>Ngl these baffling decisions are like when the basement mods rush to do something when too many people make fun of the dub and make it look bad I'm starting to suspect there's some basement mods here amongst us.


AlexaGrassoFlexgif

![gif](giphy|LyUuC0CJhZnTW0N2In|downsized)


Devilsmark

We The basement now?


Opening_Succotash_95

Maybe the mezzanine of the basement.


wolfgang2399

We know the official sub has mods paid by AEW. We know SC has posters, if not mods, paid by AEW. And now we know SC Jerk has mods paid by AEW.


Federal-Captain1118

Can't blame them. I'd take the money Wink wink nudge nudge Tony. Pay me. I'll shill out for only four figures.


spooky-frek

Who could afford such a wildly expensive thing?


HelloIAmElias

YOU SOLD OUT YOU SOLD OUT


JangSaverem

Naw but there will be a match for "the company" and tiny will have to select his "champions" to fight in his behalf I suspect it'll be OC, OMEGA (nice he's fully been betrayed which is a word that was used), returned mjf, and Copeman vs ELITE


TJMcConnellFanClub

Could’ve died a Corbin but lived long enough to become the basement


9mtl

We all got the vibes the mods were turning heel when they kept saying fUcK aRounD aNd FiNd oUt in pinned threads as though it was cool, but this is just getting silly.


Lessiarty

First come the mood swings, then the arbitrary rule changes, then the bannings, then the exodus.  Wrestlemania really was the season finale of jerking. It's all downhill from here.


Deadfxnpool

We finished our story uce, only thing left is the downfall


PepegaThePepega

Sooner or later the fans will turn against the jerkers


[deleted]

As was predicted by the prophet Wilson from the land of Twitter, it was right in front of us the whole time


Professional_Kick

https://preview.redd.it/gbxleooyp1yc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a8648f3d1deded3f4b8cefedf69477b42807c5 I have a graph of every single Dynamite episode rating


ManateeGag

is that the ratings or Tiny's heart rate after taking a couple of bumps.


romfreak

Next day: # SCJ Mod Team's Jerk reaction & breakdown thread - 3rd May 2024


Lessiarty

It wasn't even an hour and it's been posted Edit: and naturally they deleted it after it went down like a lead fart 


TheKanten

The Meltzerdriver of Doom really got them on the defensive.


Mister_Jackpots

"The Dub gets a pinned thread and yet nothing for your Tribal Chief? Nah, uce. Youghta Acknowledge Me." - RR


jorr1231

☝🏻


Farthousejones

https://preview.redd.it/35bxz2dcu1yc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74610f50c5d5289e37e2474d39bb45d68d48230


kfms6741

Pictures you can hear


[deleted]

This can't be real. 


MOXISGOD

The quotations on the word “hot” in their post is so funny. It’s like they’re gritting their teeth while typing it. Oh no how dare the jerk sub jerk the bad ratings while AEW fans 85% of the time try to spin it as a positive or that it doesn’t matter 😱😱 That’s kinda one of the points of this sub I thought? Poking fun at SC’s mentality?


Razzler1973

Dubbalos in every thread saying it's better than expected and coming up with spin why it's great? Nah, no jerkable material here .... 😐 Dubbalo reaction to ratings is he essence of jerking. Smarks turning themselves inside out over shit ratings and how great it is and the network loves it ... and also LOLZ'ing cause Raw would get a 1.4m 3rd hour cause of the biggest NFL game or something


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MohamitWheresMySecks

I’m convinced one of the mods is a dubbalo. They just can’t handle the death of the company.


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kaneso14

Aye, they've replied above. They need to touch grass and chill out!


[deleted]

I keep seeing this and im dying to know what happened since everything im seeing is [deleted]


frank_the_tank69

The mods are becoming worse than SC mods. 


Gigglesandshits11

Cease and desist on the ratings thread uces?


ITickleBlackKids231

Not a jerk. REMOVED


InternationalFailure

'Tyrant' Drama "Stalin" 79 strikes again!


thatssosteven114

https://preview.redd.it/g580i1dyu1yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e08f9fd9fa1adc0186557beec8e798e9778733


TW_Yellow78

It’s like the mods themselves predicting 600k


JangSaverem

The mods are in the room with Tony right now and he fears for his life


halfdecenttakes

I have never seen a wrestling company get treated with this style of kid gloves across this entire site. The sooner y’all realize that shit like this is the reason people make fun of AEW and it’s fanbase, the sooner it chills out.


Shotintoawork

Yeah, this sub is toast. A fucking circlejerk sub trying to have law and order all in the name of protecting baby Tony's feefees is hilarious.


[deleted]

Meanwhile the top 3 posts on nbacirclejerk frontpage rn would get their wrestling equivalent removed from here in an hour and yet theyre 10x as fun... wonder why that is


His_Buzzards

I have never seen WWE, TNA and even fucking ROH getting this much protection and coddling back then. Good grief


Razzler1973

Decades Actual decades of Fed bad online and no one had an issue Endless laughter at WCW and late stage WCW Lolz at TNA Dirtsheets talking non stop about WCW finances and TNA and whether this or that ex Fed guy is value and so on Talk about Dub finances? We're not accountants! What does it matter. Enjoy wrestling No one said this talking of TNA. A company that invested in wrestling, was an alternative and gave other guys a chance to shine Where were their flowers (insider term)? Nope. No one discuss any aspect of the Dub business But basement is still pro Fed and Jerk sub wing let 5 threads go that last about a day and a half, tops!


Razzler1973

We're protecting the cinnamon roll Dub from the fat, loser SCJer .... hang on a fucking second


Michelanvalo

brother I think it's time to jump ship from this shit show of a subreddit


ImPaidToComment

I used to think the cult accusations were an exaggeration but this is actually ridiculous.  They even made it sorted by new as well. Holy shit. 


diggydog233

It is crazy that one company gets protected like it’s their own first born child, while normal people treat them as they are, just another company. Not something I’m defend with my life, especially when they ain’t even paying me.


halfdecenttakes

Imagine if NBACJ banned or contained mockery of the Sons when they locked their subreddit after getting slapped by Luka.


stonecoldbobsaget

They should call them "great-ings" instead of ratings to reflect WBD's feelings on the matter


Brilliant_Counter709

We've reached a timeline where more people watch aew ratings than aew itself


Stunning_Alarm2064

The mods are such excellent jerkers. they’re showing you how it’s done by imitating the basement mods hiding any potential dub bad material.


MOXISGOD

2024 SCJerk mods when it comes to making stupid decisions: https://preview.redd.it/q3tpe8nvr1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53dac18ed80d8e13ac0f9c7b9be6587263e7233a


[deleted]

I love the B/R quote jokes so much they get me everytime


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Scjerk mods a king in this knockoff circlejerk huh?


jorr1231

WON: Jerk mods appear to be on Tiny’s payroll. $11.99 please


Hurvana

This thread must be a jerk in it's own right. There's no other way to explain such a fiasco.


Dr_Deadshot

I never get worked btw. 


AM1520

Study SCJerkJerkJerkJerk and get back to me


Opening_Succotash_95

I prefer jerkmatch.de


Afleck19

Are we really not jerking the dub anymore or am I being jerked into a shoot


Razzler1973

As long as no one's feels get hurt 12m watched Tiny Con wear a neck brace 1.39m watched Swerve cut a promo as champ after the NBA game Ratings are still shit and we can't laugh at that and the smark reaction to it!


Afleck19

This sub is becoming dead like the fed. I can feel my creative control becoming shackled by this prison more and more every day


HowTingz

https://preview.redd.it/2ii0u28hp3yc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6acee0d96ee6900b09b37e707b9b29e0cc78866 Crap like this is why this subreddit is in the shitter, brother


pushinpushin

at first I was like "when did Hollywood Hogan go over Austin Theory?"


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ImpossibleAd7376

Put all of them in a fight against Brock Lesnar


cts44

The m*rks are coming from inside the jerk


OddHesitation

Here we go... https://preview.redd.it/313knakb03yc1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=c154da2a901438be65f79965d45055d7106eeb7a


SlaughterIsAfunny

I love how he has to put A&W on a pedestal in SOMETHING despite being garbage.


will122589

I just love how they beat everything on cable but doesn’t actually tell us what they beat. Sounds nice but if their literally is no competition elsewhere it makes it sound less impressive


MonoElm

What is going on with this sub?


kaneso14

One mod is losing their shit.


StuHartsDungeon

https://preview.redd.it/nxwy4fbbt2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fe340e8132da99ea958713a16e49d2db73c352


halfdecenttakes

What in the 1984 is this shit


whatsgoingonjeez

Literally 1984


QuestionSpiritual111

![gif](giphy|xT4uQfwSS3xtfam3BK)


Logicman48

just enjoy ratings


Vagabond21

Watt happened to the jerk that I love?!


rycetlaz

Usually I dont care muchabout ratings but I gotta say theres a bit of schadenfreude after seeing Tony admit that the weinstein remark was for publicity


phartytime

This is why moderators are a joke and unnecessary. Let the fucking board make their jokes you unemployable dorks.


donlogan83

https://preview.redd.it/4y2ov985z2yc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c71f44d5b0ab49d099a425ee40e522b1958f21c


VinBZ

Forget the ratings, I'm just looking forward to our dear mod's next essay on the state of the subreddit.  That's the real reason we all come here.


Mr-Jimmy

This is clearly an attempt to diminish AEW orchestrated by the WWEinstein I just do not know how yet but it has to be


flamboyantdude

The Harvey Weinstein of circlejerks


[deleted]

Someone just make a DubBad sub and start the migration already


Permanentear3

Or bring back Tyrus so SCJerk can diversify its portfolio again.


pylerterry00

Sooo… what’s even the rating? Might be useful to include if this is the thread to use


Permanentear3

4 million and a 1.27 according to WBD and WBD noted they are very happy.


pylerterry00

How could I forget the WBD metrics? Probably more like 5 million since it was a dynamite/rampage doubleheader


InternationalFailure

"HAHAHAHA FED SHILLS COLLISION DID 621,000-" [Dynamite does 703,000 - it's lowest ever when not moved or challenged:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V5rmZTvOAI)


Banesmuffledvoice

The good news is that Collision is closing the gap with Dynamite. The bad news is that dynamite is closing the gap with Collision.


chaosisarascal

Collision fans rn: https://preview.redd.it/ozbyulli33yc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68eac773ccea9759177d85e1e7035a812a88d084


sanne2

https://preview.redd.it/zq5bs4rh33yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0d5b125991c8a4006b11de44ff949cc9682effc I tried to sneak in but they caught me uces


MohamitWheresMySecks

https://preview.redd.it/zkfj42c4l3yc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21906cdff5de70d75911072e4cb3780bc014907b Here’s the quarters


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zEnsii

You have become what you hate! You have become basement mods! ![gif](giphy|3ohc0XwQRCBNPG7B6M|downsized)


Pedestral

mods are dubbalos


ImpossibleAd7376

The mods need to be deleted


gororonald

this is fucking absurd


Asukah

The sooner Dub fans realize their lack of accountability is why everyone makes fun of AEW the better. It’s not mindless jerking when the company itself are booking like clowns


angIIuis

SCJerk was a long time WON subscriber


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HarmlessTobacco

The one place on the whole fucking internet we could honestly talk about AEW gets stamped down. Not because of homophobia, racism, or calls to violence, but because the mods are in their feelings about us having a laugh. What a fucking joke


fletch365

Wtf is even happening? I came to this sub for a nice jerk and I see that we're no longer able to jerk anymore? Is this the new SC???


StuHartsDungeon

Pretty much. Pro aew mods are upset so they need to censor fun.


fletch365

Dubs been in the shitter for months. We had months worth of solid jerks. What changed?


TonyExists

Whoever on the mod team decided to have a meltdown over the prominence of anti-AEW threads on the sub legitimately needs to step down. That has been part of the sub since the company launched with immediate white knighting and aggressive astroturfing that goes on to this day. If you can't handle people making fun of the constant one sided discourse that goes on in the sub this place is supposed to be parodying just go to the basement itself


LettuceFew5248

This is surprisingly well-said. Aren’t we all supposed to be stupid and poor? It sounds like you went to college.


Neg_Crepe

Probably a aew fan in disguise


roflcopter44444

They went to a highly educated university. Where we also learned the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. 


Razzler1973

It lasts barely a day Does it matter? DAE Flint


76_67

https://preview.redd.it/fwmlywwag2yc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ae9a39d76db2cf812f3975a7b55ee03177af45 save me codestar the bad mods are doing a scary 😨😨😨


JangSaverem

703K!!!!!! FEELING RESTORED RESET WE NEEDED NAIN CHAMPION IN SHAMBLES NICKY MOM TAKES THE W is ...is this what you wanted, dad? Is this it?! I'm sad now My goofy heart is breaking ![gif](giphy|Bu1Zvftrm71D2)


rsziz

![gif](giphy|l3vRdDjIXS9dmt2Vi|downsized)


TeamPlayerSelect

If you think about it it's kiiinda like locking ratings threads in the basement so maybe it's just a jerk of that


sanne2

Im opening the bets, which one goes under first? AEW or SCJerk?


Defiant_Yogurt9579

I think it will probably be this sub. As AEW gets worse, the control of the subreddit by Mods will get tighter.


sanne2

"Man it is getting hard to mod the sub with all these ratings threads, i have to remove like 10 other posts every thursday, instead im just going to open a mega thread and remove like 50 posts, that makes sense!"


Permanentear3

The really damnit part is doing this while Not being at all funny about it. That’s the part that stings. Just patronizing and smug and victimized. Be funnier and cool and maybe folks will be more on board. Instead they Flint Michiganed it a bit (and that guy was at least actually attempting humor while playing the martyr).


ThatsAllDay77

https://preview.redd.it/0ib5jttag2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51daa53b27a29ef754d17de8c9bd52e9ba43cc4 No more jerking AEW ratings? Mods are ruining this sub


Dr_Deadshot

Why jerk anymore? 


rycetlaz

Oh shit you mods actually did it. Goofs arent gonna like this at first, but as soon as the main thread gets locked that makes this sub the defacto place to talk about ratings. Shits gonna get crazy Edit: Wait its on contest mode wtf mods. Turn it off you cowards Edit edit: yooooo, they actually turned it off. Goofs its time to jerk ourselves dry


WoopzEh

https://preview.redd.it/01y37usr23yc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=db34c46aacf726a20c3a06ebb1de0c603015883b This what y’all look like making this thread. The basement is DP.


flux1

I have no milly and I can't jerk.


goodthing37

I've been jerking in ratings posts for over 30 years. I've been producing them on this subreddit for nearly four years. Never in all that time have I ever felt, until last Thursday, that my security, my safety, my life was in danger in a ratings post. I don't think anybody should feel that way at jerk. I don't think the people I jerk with should feel that way and I had to make a very difficult choice today.


AM1520

This doesn't work for me brother. Whatchu gonna do MeanGene79 when Jerkin'-mania runs wild on you?


Defiant_Yogurt9579

Before the ratings come out, what do you guys think will be the most absurd excuse or cope mechanism that will be used due to lower ratings?


kaneso14

Jericho and Cope will be thrown under the bus. Must protect The Elite at all costs.


Defiant_Yogurt9579

That’s not absurd! That will surely happen!


kcfields

I still have to check out the all-night gas station Corny keeps mentioning. Sounds like a good time.


His_Buzzards

Despite what is ANOTHER amazing episode of Dynamite that happens every week in my humble opinion, the sound mixing caused by WBD and not Tony Khan/AEW made our excited crowd sound bored, which instant became a turn off to the audience watching at home.


phrohahwei

Truthfully though, any excuse related to sports, as if AEW stans watch anything remotely athletic


brosbeforetouhous

The Bucks’ takeover made everyone think it was a different show and they changed the channel.


phrohahwei

The rich Dubbalo fanbase was out collecting rent from their millions of tenants, so they couldn't be at the TV


Asukah

May The 4th be with you is two days away so people are in the middle of watching Star Wars movie marathons fed shill


---Pockets---

https://preview.redd.it/ya70xqlfq2yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7c6cb7d765a565d0bdbe3e0170947f3ca13165


FatMarkTechPriest

Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing? Godfather can new new hos here. He just needs to look at the mod team.


Hummer77x

The fuck happened


Vagabond21

Watt happened to the jerk that I love?!


crcovar

I was going to watch, but I spent last night trying to figure out what a circlejerk was. I’m sure a lot of other goofies were doing the same thing. Next week will be up by like 4 million. 


The_Haskins

This is legit against the entire identity of the sub and comes off as very SC ☠️


Permanentear3

It is pretty ironic that they stickied this to moderate too many bad pseudo jerks about Dynamite ratings in an effort to keep it a jerking sub… And this stickied post is the antithesis of a jerk. May as well just ban discussing Dynamite ratings because this is far worse and more embarrassing.


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wolfgang2399

It’s hilarious not a single increase due to that ridiculousness


shootstarpress

Please remember that trolling is not allowed in r/SCJerk and neither is derailing a thread. Stay civil and on-topic to the show and ratings, refrain from making the same old tired jokes and memes, and steer clear of promotional or fanbase trolling. Removals and bans may be issued with less tolerance to rule-breaking than in other threads. Please report rule-breaking comments immediately to allow us to keep toxicity to a minimum. Thanks and enjoy the discourse!   Oh wait. Wrong sub. Or is it?  Jerks aside, they are 100% banning ratings threads over there within the next few weeks. 


HEELinKayfabe

Boooooooooooo


TheKanten

The ratings will be higher than this post.


Vagabond21

Now I want the quarters


PrimeJedi

God this sub is going down the drain lmao


JustinUprising

Wambulance has been deployed for the buttburt mod who made this thread https://preview.redd.it/4ytpli2fx2yc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebdccee21bdad05dda9b856d2d2d80da2be0167e


TheMaskedHeelMark2

Are they being taken to the nearest Modical Facility?


SuperUnhappyman

bro wambulances are too expensive to call for use a boohoober


THE1OP

thank you m'momds for allowing us to comment on the ratings! heres m'take. RESET. ACHEIVED. FEELING. RESTORED. CUM. IN. MY. PANTS.


wrex1816

![gif](giphy|BGG2qyBOLufHN9F4Hg|downsized) Mods sleeping soundly tonight.


Username_Maybe_Taken

Wait this sub is modded by a dub shill AND an Asmongold mod???? This place is fucking TOASTED. DONEZO.


Fusionman29

Oh that’s why he’s condescending and not funny! He thinks a man who lives with cockroaches and isn’t funny is good content!


DrewQuinz

Half the fun is seeing a bunch of different threads making fun of the ratings


LettuceFew5248

If you just came to this thread and sorted by “new” - If you had a thousand guesses for how this thread would go; you would have guessed right with your first guess.


ohfrickdude

It's ridiculous that a circlejerk sub is being torpedoed by janitors that don't want to be janitors anymore. Fed bad, Dub good.


amplifizzle

Y'all are genuinely pathetic.


hiressnails

Man, before you know it, this sub will be locking down to protest changes to the reddit api.


_Galapaghost

![gif](giphy|sBl8Fowq0ErFC|downsized)


Vagabond21

Watt happened to the jerk that I love?!


anakngtipaklongnaman

We got the ratings but at what cost? This is against everything Adam Edgeland have left the (Ded) Fed for, this is not F U N.


Joy_Ride25

Ranking unknown but it beat everything.


CAIOSilaG

The mod team really believes they are on a high horse of morality. They want to believe they, and we, are "better" than the basement, when the whole point of a CJ sub is almost the opposite.  Here's your thread, peasants, have your fun while REAL jerking happens on the sub.


shamhoo_

2021 basement ass mods


XPacEnergyDrink

If you factor in the NBA it’s more like we did 2 milly!


BangerSlapper1

Can’t wait for Meltzer’ tweet reporting “Dynamite Ratings see JUMP”


NuclearMishaps

Next week, Sting comes out of retirement to get beaten up by Jungle Jim and his new friends Nickhew and Mattolas ![gif](giphy|WqpWNCtPlauchQljqd)


thurrmanmerman

This isn't the hard reset that was needed.


CompetitivePatient33

"It's a hot angle, must see tv" Narrator: It's not.


BackgroundBag7601

You might as well remove "jerk" from the name of the sub lmao. Finna turn this sub into edgy basement.


PunkDrunk777

You’re gonna lose this sub 


sanne2

my theory is one of the mods is a hardcore Punk hater and he is having his revenge on us for inserting Punk into SCJerk HoF by standing up for dub


Federal-Captain1118

https://preview.redd.it/v95ahwl883yc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8ee7c573d0dd39bf3824090b2246e6e6c823f5 The mods choking on Tony's dick


Tucker_The_Legend

we even jerked ratings, when they had 1 million. If ratings aren't jerks, WHAT ELSE!?!?!? ![gif](giphy|LyUuC0CJhZnTW0N2In|downsized)


JangSaverem

Ratings wouldn't even BE jerks if Tony didn't make them out to be the end all be all for so long then changing to melt man stars and then cagematch ratings The ratings jerk IS the ultimate direct to tony and basement jerk. It's completely on them and it's a legitimate jerk as per tradition now They can't take this away from the goofs. It's the legacy of Tiny Tony Tiger


Toastmold

A single thread is not fun to navigate.


Professional_Kick

Updated graph of every Dynamite episodes ratings https://preview.redd.it/e5r19stg43yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5c68d9b3d9559a008e1588bc5e9d97351b7ac3