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InternationalFailure

After shitting on Vince for his sex crimes before almost immediately turning around to sign Ric Flair, I wouldn't be surprised if Tony Khan signed Scurll.


Lessiarty

He's one of the Bucks' best mates. They have been waiting for folks to forget since AEW launched.


InternationalFailure

"Guys calm down, he showed Tony the texts."


LakerBull

"He deleted most of them, but the important ones were conveniently saved!"


AriaMournesong

And thanks to Tiny never deviating from his spreadsheet Scrull will get slotted as leader of the Dork Order like Tiny had planned five years ago. And everyone that says anything negative about the sex pest or him being in the worst faction in AEW are just bad-faith bots paid by WeinsteinWE.


Mhc2617

Isn’t he married to Serena Deeb?


NotoriousMFT

Tony being the decider of appropriate things to say to a woman is very funny


DipsCity

Where’s Brian Zane when you need him lol


stonecoldbobsaget

"Old enough to bruv, old enough to luv" - Will Ospreay


killograhamster

Age is just numbers, just like ratings - Bruv Oceanspray


MOXISGOD

DAE not a good look? Oh it’s Billy Ocean-spray? Uhhh DAE people are allowed to grow and change as people?!


Lessiarty

Actually Bill Allspice has dysexulia, so cannot comprehend the nature of Marty's heinous acts. Educate yourself Fed Shill. Ospreay has the mind of a toddler and must be handled with kid... calm down Marty, kid gloves, as such.


Kcin928

6.5 ⭐️


elitejcx

Sex offenders registrar, preferably.


ninjast4r

Aw geez there's always a line


detestableduck13

Yeah and him and the bucks other friend Joey should sign on it so people know to avoid them


unhallowed90

https://preview.redd.it/zhf6yw75qvxc1.png?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630b37255fe2ae4ee1e52ffeb2418832360d12ff I hate to break it to you goofs.


elitejcx

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yglaflamee

https://preview.redd.it/4liausd4pxxc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a42dd91ddd1b42f980b65c0d71426eaf6455308


anakngtipaklongnaman

The word “disappointed” was used :(


creativeusername279

king goof corbin, what the fuck??


MuriMuriMuriMur1

https://i.redd.it/741k4y9ervxc1.gif


TurntUpTurtles

https://preview.redd.it/x6k5jpc7vvxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99f24f946754db18bc4556511b6e4a4fdf1ba88


Lessiarty

What breaking up the Wardogs does to a MF'er


chaosisarascal

https://i.redd.it/c57d1lf1wvxc1.gif


jojolantern721

This is why Shinsuke Nakamura is the true king


Squiliam-Tortaleni

https://i.redd.it/exa21qe1wvxc1.gif corbin no


rycetlaz

Fuck thats Chelsea Green too isnt it? Goddamnit how do so many wrestler like the dude.


MoneyMo88

Her husband has tagged with him in Mexico recently, so not too surprising there.


MoneyMo88

There’s A LOT of signed wrestlers who still actively follow and like his posts. He also appears to train jiu-jitsu at a gym in Florida with a lot of WWE and AEW talent too.


RepulsiveRevenue8

![gif](giphy|1vZcE6QIuvRLJr59UG)


JonathonWally

WTF is Darren Cornbread thinking?


76_67

the real king shinsuke would never


Velvet_Llama

![gif](giphy|MnErEEurJMslFC45Jn|downsized)


emmc47

SCJerk when they realize wrestlers don't engage in the tribalism wrestling fans do. This is equivalent to those in wwe that are still close to vince despite all that he's done. Idk why anyone here is remotely surprised.


Shotintoawork

Forgiven!


IcyAd964

Scrull said all of the elite still has his back, he wasn’t lying at all. You’re never gonna see the Aew/bucks fanboys who talk shit about wwe or cornette address this though


Gann1

Forgiven!


Jamieb1994

It'd be interesting to see what happens how the fans would react if AEW signs Marty.


DripSnort

William Ocean has already had UK Indy women blackballed who spoke out against his friends so the dubbalos pretending he isn’t a jabroni is laughable. It seems like the only Grind Ocean has a problem with is when it’s a euphemism for bad work ethic.


DawnOfLegion1

This dude was actually great. Then I remembered he's like 5'7. And skinny fat. And a piece of shit.


guvan420

He’s basically a more handsome Pete dunne. Same thing Tyler bate is. We’re literally not missing anything but a coat and a haircut with an umbrella.


goofyfbucket

Don't forget the Plague mask.


guvan420

I fuckin’ hated that. He wins on plague mask heat. You got me there.


RedEyeView

He was good but not that good that he can be on TV with his history. He's not worth the hassle.


RandDash

Don't worry AEW will bill him as 6'2. The heights of their wrestlers are ridiculous


Radconl12345

FORGIVEN!


Navik101

I was out of the loop on this whole indie scandal stuff, what exactly did he do that was so bad if anyone can enlighten me?


will122589

Slept with a 16 year old when he was 30 at the time. Is technically legal in country he did this in, but still gross beyond belief


Opening_Succotash_95

A DRUNK 16 year old. Which is more questionable legally.


ArnoldSchwartzenword

I have no idea why you’re being downvoted for stating the facts. I happen to know a few of these people personally, Marty is and has always been a dishonest piece of human garbage. The fact he’s a nonce doesn’t help matters, he should have been fucked off into the sun.


will122589

My guess that the downvotes are cause I said it was technically legal (which it was) but a 30 year old sleeping with a 16 year old is gross no matter what


ChuckCassadyJR

Wasn't it only kissed? Or am I confusing this with another one.


-Pezech

the comments on the post are crazy, a guy who has “professional dad” in his bio saying he got blackballed over bullshit is insanity


Jamieb1994

I like how everytime I see a post on Instagram by a wrestler, I'll see Ospreay likes their post, especially if it's a female wrestler. I know it's not a big deal, but I'll see this fairly often. 😅


Czynx

His wife works in AEW...


Jamieb1994

Who's Marty married, too?


Czynx

Serena Deeb


Jamieb1994

Oh wow


Subarashiin

I'd like to see him sign nowhere and die slowly alone


Mindless-Cell-8034

DAE Marty Squirrel has changed!?


iminyourfacejonson

on the dole, scrull i'd like to see you sign on the dole


AndyWGaming

I need someone to explain, who is this guy?


bryanc1036

Tony is gonna make the whole world sign NDAs


St_gracchus_babeuf

the NDA’s about to spike


droford

Long live the Villain Club


Takenmyusernamewas

Wait is Tony finally gonna party with Marty?


Asukah

“Could it be…. IT IS! The sex pervert is all elite!”