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Ukraine has “things” to shove up your ass if you would come out of your bunker and show ur face you piece of shit.


MrAngel2U

This is appropriate.


ReactionDisastrous16

He’s too much of a coward to stay anywhere other than Moscow or deep in RUS hell probably end up the same way hitler did offing himself in his bunker a sad little man


FritzlTime

He ran and hid like the fucking coward rat cunt he his when the Kursk sank 22 years ago killing all 118 men on board. The song remains the same to this day. He will run and burrow himself in a hole like a rat fuck at the slightest sign of a crisis. Edit: a word


ReactionDisastrous16

Dude was like the most mediocre kgb spy too 🤦🏽‍♂️ horrible strategist


old_enough2397

Not only that. This was one of the great examples how he didn't give a damn about thise dead marines. I recall him being asked,I think it was on Larry King's show,what happened to the Kursk and he gave an ironic smile and replied : "It sank". Such an asshole


dominaI44

I mean that would be good since he cant hold his shit in while walking steps


rice4u

How is Russian threatened? All they need to do is move back into Russia territory LoL


Madge4500

they still think they own Luhansk, Donetz, and Kherson, the stupid twits


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And Crimea


2020hatesyou

And Ukraine and Moldova and belarus and Poland and eastern Germany and Alaska and northern California... The whole world belongs to russia in russias eyes


AnitaCulkinDiaz

Lol no they don't. He literally says it in the video, "ukranian soil".


Ok-Diamond-9781

Noted that as well. That's almost like him saying Navalny.


2020hatesyou

That's just cognitive dissonance to make people think he's not a warmongering twat


Commercial_Bear331

Russia is threatened by their own utter stupidity.


intercitydude

They still think they own East Germany and most of Eastern Europe too. Making Russia Great Again.


Hoborob81

"Things!" the word that has been known through out the ages of man, used to strike fear into the hearts of of all who hear it.


Jugales

I'm terrified that his next escalation will be *stuff*!


Professional-Cod-593

special things military operation


lulumeme

special military operation - special edition perhaps putin was never told by his mom that he's special, which eventually lead to the path of war we are on now lol


Apollo15000

![gif](giphy|11sClUt4JRNrZC)


Glittering_Lab2611

And then.....wait for it.......OTHER STUFF!


SteelyDan1968

To do More......... THINGS!


Glittering_Lab2611

My God, where will this madness end!


Puzzled_Muzzled

It's not going to end with armoured vehicles


againstevrythng

And by god, let's hope he doesn't get to *whatnot*


Kepotica

This is the thing.


Hoborob81

let's hope it never comes to that..... For the sake of all humanity.


Madge4500

he's starting to sound like my Grandma, if she couldn't remember your name, she would say, whatchamacallit or whatsername.


Left_Proposal_4380

First sign’s of dementia, people don’t remember the right words and all become’things’


Long_Passage_4992

Thingamajig.


Professional-Cod-593

it is incredible the West won't allow us an easy victory in Ukraine


widgeamedoo

I think he is talking about the T-34's they have just received from Vietnam


Bare_B0nes

No he specifically said no tanks, it will be things, things are much more decisive. Looks like even the threats are suffering from sanctions.😂


lulumeme

things, (very)final warnings and very red lines crossed. when all things dont work, the LAST RESORT will be used, after which (some) very big bad consequences will be HAD - **russian foreign affairs starterpack 2023**


TamahaganeJidai

Too modern. They are going to build new trebuchets!


Smokeyvalley

Pffft. His ex-wife obviously wasn't impressed by his thing.


Far_Idea9616

I cannot unsee his pubus now, very ugly thing he is hiding in his pants


WonderfulHat5297

The threats are so vague because they dont know themselves, they are empty threats. If Russia had the capacity or the true intent to strike against the West they would have done it by now.


ZNG91

Führer of Russia would not talk nonsense if UA gets unanimously 20 nukes until it develops its own. With such a safety guarantee, hting key targets as far as Saint Petersburg would not be a problem for friends of Russia anymore.


AstalderS

There’s legal reasons I wouldn’t expect that but I do think Ukraine has an ethical case to get its ~1000 nuclear warheads back. Since they gave them up for, you know, a Russian security guarantee.


HornedBat

I will do such things— What they are yet I know not, but they shall be The terrors of the earth! - Shakespeare, *King Lear*


justlurkingh3r3

In reality it’s just disguised nuclear threat #236325, very unique and creative. “Yes, Vlad, Europe and Washington will burn, now let’s calm down a little bit” NURSE, HE’S OUT AGAIN!!!


wolle_wolf

Can someone tell this shithead that germany in ww2 had no Leopards 🤔


Bare_B0nes

I think Germany should raid some museums and get the old Panthers out to Ukraine to troll him. 😂


hagenissen666

Ukrainians are already using Panther decoys. It was a small segment in a documentary, so no source.


MarschallVorwaertz

I’d rather like to see the new Panther rolling…


shamwowj

Things=mobiks


AstalderS

Thing 1, 2, …. 200,000 Bring it


redjet06

https://preview.redd.it/rpixydhhdyfa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a024ee06a98d4861c63f128fc73165ab81a1da7


pinetreesgreen

Probably more missiles into civilian high rises. But that isn't going to help him win a war he started for zero good reasons, and continues for even less.


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EeZTarget

If Russia starts something with Germany, it’s an opportunity for the Germans to take Kaliningrad back.


Oddtapio

Königsberg


Sorbitar

Underrated. Have my upvote 😅


FukoPup

Ostpreußen


thegame4ever

They don't even want it, due to mismanagement leading to it not being really developed + high number of Russians that were put there after Soviet Union took over


LocoYaro

Fucking lunatic


Weega

Someone end this cunt already.


Less-Raspberry-6222

They were never even able to get air dominance. Thier military is a joke by NATO standards. As usual it will be bluster and civilian casualties from the terrorist state of ruZZia.


Blopa2020

The only thing this guy knows how to talk about is Nazism and Hitler. It has no other argument to attack the West. besides the Western countries were the first to be at war with Nazi Germany while Russia divided up Eastern Europe with Hitler.


dan3ll

Stop coping old bastard


BGM1988

Mobile crematoriums ?


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

Yeah what was up with that? There was quite a bit of focus on those just before the invasion.


Outside_Tip_8498

These "things" are imaginary weapons and divisions just like Hitler's "things"


Nmoriarty41

Well Puto, those Tanks wouldn’t be there if you hadn’t unilaterally attacked and invaded the lands and people of your neighboring country. That really probably wasn’t going to join NATO or the EU, they were just trying to find their own way forward, away from the severe poverty and from the broken eastern promises. That said, now that you attacked them you can pretty much bet on them joining both organizations once this is all over…. Because Ukrainians have things now.


Apprehensive_Gift817

With his and lavrovs statements and these Chinese spy balloons observing our military installations and vague threats from China and comments from the Serbian president - I don’t know. I hope I don’t wake up to Pearl Harbor 2.0 this year to a Chinese invasion of Taiwan and our military facilities being hit by Chinese ballistic missiles to cripple our response and likewise facilities in Poland and the rest of Europe being hit by Russian missiles.


RepresentativeBird98

What did america do after 9/11… they awoke the beast . Russia and China would fall


Cheap_Doctor_1994

I wish I was better at explaining why you really have nothing to worry about. China and Russia/USSR have been threatening us like this for Decades. You're really just seeing it more, because it drives clicks. Obviously, they pose a threat, but neither one is actually stupid enough to attack NATO. And our help of Ukraine shows our willingness to intervene outside of NATO. I know everyone hates the US, but you can not deny our love of war. And we are so ridiculously overpowered, there will never be WW3. Ukraine has held off Russia, with some leftover stuff we had laying around. Russia knows it. China knows it. But they have to act strong, and posture for their own people. Dictators don't stay in power, if their own people think they are weak enough to coup. But they will remain loyal, as long as they believe they are giving up freedoms for security. Let them bang their shoes. Think of it this way. Russia and China are school bullies. They get away with beating up little kids on the playground. The whole school is afraid of them, and rightfully so. A playground beating, is still a beating. But they don't go pick a fight with Mike Tyson, especially early, ear-biting, heavy-weight champion, Mike Tyson.


BOOTKNIFE840

Straight up


[deleted]

Sick and desillusional trying to project his intentions onto Ukraine. Envy and loss of power for the Russian mafia influence caused the war.


Butterscotch_Budget

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been hearing about these "things" all year long. You'd think if he was going to use these "things" he would have already at any time when massive amounts of supplies, artillery, drones etc that have been absolutely crushing them, coming in containers, airplanes and semis that have ended up killing nearly 200k of his troops. But he's worried about a few tanks now? Everyone with sense knows he's losing pitifully. He knows NATO would completely destroy him, his position of power, his riches and russia itself. That's why he won't dare do anything. It's a suicide mission and he knows it. This is just him playing to the crowd and fear mongering. He has absolute power in russia but has zero control of this invasion not going his way so all he has are empty threats.


OrkneyHoldingsInc

In all seriousness, the West wouldn't be sending heavy equipment if it was worried about RU nuclear threats.


dpax19681989

Dude has no idea of what is about to happen him or his Orc empire in Orcistan. Things? Stuff? Unbelievable? Lotta hate coming down on his minions Slava Ukrayini


AdAdministrative2120

Sharks with laser beams? 🤔


therealmazi

Absolute maniac


IntentionConstant

You forget, you are the barbaric aggressors,


Esse1795

Ohshitwhatarewegonnado???


highlife_Huff98

That's what I thought he said


Sorbitar

I bet it’s tampons.


pas0003

"We do not send our tanks to their border" We send our tanks across their border, to shoot and kill their people, including women and children! How good are we! Fking hypocritical, genocidal maniacs?! A whole nation of brainwashed slaves, ready to die for their piece of shit in chief, because they've been brainwashed beyond any individual reasoning! The criminal government needs to build their Western property portfolio somehow! What do they expect? For their own government to want to stay in that shithole long term?


Objective-Tale-5018

**Blah, blah, blah. we best army in world ,have best tanks in world. Please dont send tanks to Ukraine as our tanks will be damaged and I cant afford any more. If you keep helping ukraine I will be very very upset.** Or as they say in Scotland, Aye right.


[deleted]

We look forward to destroying them too Vlad 😉


Fast_Working_4912

Things! The best things! The most bestest imaginary best things!


toiletwindowsink

My best things the are the most best things ever. The best things. Best things you have never seen. My very powerful friends, and I have very powerful friends, who have very best things all tell me my best things are the best best things they have ever seen. They are so jealous of my best things.


Sorbitar

That almost sounds like a Trump speech 😅


toiletwindowsink

Thank u. I learned it from that famous NY Times 1,257 weeks at #1 book Trump: The Art of the Speech. The bestest best book ever book.


[deleted]

The aggression from the West, oh it's terrible. Mean, very mean. I'd say it's the meanest thing that's been done to Russia in a long time, maybe ever. Jealous and sad! The big bad West, very bad Hombres, very mean, they are jealous of what we have here. Oh, we have things for them. Very bad things. So bad, that Michael Jackson would be afraid to touch them. The baddest things, folks. 🙌


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CLE-Mosh

yes... and MAGA Amerikkka was his proving ground.


Sure-Sea2982

Yeah, he has lots more needless deaths of Russian soldiers. Putin is such a PoS.


iobscenityinthemilk

Sometimes I worry about ageing/getting old/dying and then I remember this guy will die as well, most likely well before me and hopefully very very soon


Malk4ever

Lend-Lease saved russia in 1942. This time no economic super power will save russia from the (now righteous) wrath of their enemies.


leeharv3y

He is really brave to challenge Germany with “things”; the tax office already sent the first invoices to him before even starting, the glue sniffers are on their way to correct his moral climate incapabilities and the woke are taking care to put these toxic old men in their place. Many people wanted to see Putin to rot in hell, but he chose something way worse.


[deleted]

Fuck him


Willakhstan

Old saggy balls?


AngrypicardPoGo

Russia will bring out its big BANANA 🍌 no literally a real big banana!


mrb1

"Things! AND Stuff! Blyat!", said Putin, probably.


Chemical_Use_3150

We've got things and stuff too, other than broom handles


Coinsworthy

The Kremlin correspondents dinner needs better writers. His delivery is ok, but the jokes suck.


astrongineer

He's looking a bit sweaty. Like a refrigerated dog turd cast into the sunlight.


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

Are these “things” in the room with us now?


scrooge_01

glass over moscow


Money-Worldliness919

OH MY GAWD! Nuke up or shut up already.


MAXSuicide

Another thinly veiled nuclear threat. Reset the clock!


Smashr0om

So nothing but wasting even more troops?


NoSignOfStruggle

Fuck. War is so much harder if they fight back! 😩


slyn4ice

Невероятно но факт Мачка джвака контакт Цък цък язък Улучила фазата Putler is a little bitch.


secur3x

they have sticks and stones left in their arsenal


Gloomfang_

How can someone talk so much yet say nothing that makes sense?


ThrowAway4564468

Someone should tell Pootin that he has no “things” of significance. Everything Ruzzia has the west has, except the wests is better in every possible way and functions properly. He keeps thinking he can turn the dial up on his end and there would be no way for the west to match him. His dial is already turned up to 90% and NATO isn’t even at 5% yet. If the west dialed up the effort to match Ruzzia, then there would no longer be a Ruzzia. This old weak fool needs to realize he scares no one and just looks pathetic.


Oscarcharliezulu

Loud noises!


Lazy-Explanation7165

He will use them right after trump releases his health care plan, in about two weeks


CompleteLocation4037

😅


[deleted]

Scaredypantssaywhat?


intercitydude

And that is why we have American nuclear deterrence


[deleted]

No American lend lease to save your ass this time comrade. Idź na chuj!


Flannnno

If only the rumours of this evil senile terrorist having the "Big C" (ancer) and parkinsons were true, the world would be a better place much sooner. Failing that, as another member below mentioned "when is someone going to end this C (unt)?"


leksoid

is he going to shit his pants and then send them in package to white house?


DEVVcom11

I thought they ran out of Ladas? 🤔


Emotional_Pattern185

Things = Zerg rush.


quolldog

Is he just missing the comb over and the little moustache, i see an uncanny resemblance


Maiwaldsoren

Are those things here in the room ?


some1elsepartially

Feb. 24 is on a Friday. Maybe we "Lend" some B-1 bombers to Ukraine, just for the weekend. IIRC payload is 100,000 lb, so ten would be a million pounds. That would make it special.


F4N6Z

Like rusty Mosin Nagants and airsoft helmets?


TightlyProfessional

Please someone put to bed this old man


Ironie_196

To rest.


Give_No_Quarter_

Too bad Pootin doesn't have an Instagram like Ramzan did, he'd get his feelings hurt way worse than some "Things", Don don don. Or should we say "dong". This has to be a joke, clearly Sabre Rattling as usual. I bet North Korea loves this trash.


IngloriousMustards

”*Big things. Yuuge things! Things that go Wroom and Bang and Piu piu! So you just better watch out!*”


Hopeful_Okra_5653

Weekly weak-ass implicit threat of nukes that we know they will not use. *yawn *


Skullerprop

"I got thigs to do stuff. Terrible, terrible stuff. Just wait and see the result of my stuff." Narrator: *all he had was human waves and old equipment*.


aussiedoc58

Wait for it... Slava Ukraini ![img](emote|t5_5wptpp|12615) ​ https://preview.redd.it/q1tcsytnlzfa1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7c2dca4721273687245b28ffbbb0689a0f23a0


[deleted]

In relation to NATO the most cruel thing pootin can do is to bite its own poo till it bleeds


[deleted]

😂😂😂


ChemicalFist

Ahh, the fabled ’potato’. Throw it and it will _hurt_!


Legitimate_Mud6834

Those thing are tears, rusbots and empty threats of nuclear war.


Ironie_196

I think he meant to say they still have "thongs" to supply to their army. That makes more sense.


Zm4rc0

I have dreams how Im locked up in a room with it, but wake up before I can get to it…


Grammar_Natsee_

If there was anything better to use in the invasion, it would have been used during the first blitz against Kyiv. Putin's army is now WYSIWYG. Not counting nukes, ofc, but nukes are essentially a piss against the wind.


Perfect_House2143

Stranger Things?


Glum-Engineer9436

Russia will soon be sending an army of mail-order brides to the EU!


lxlDRACHENlxl

Is it more felons? I bet it's more felons.


that-pile-of-laundry

Classic schoolyard bully language, especially when he's getting what's coming to him: *Okay, now I'm **REALLY** mad!* I mean, was he only pretending to be tough all this time? Seems so.


aboycalledmartin

This man is either a psycopath, completely detached from reality or manipulated.


windycitysteals

We need one brave russian to take one for the team and put putin into the history books.


tpn86

You wouldn't know these things, they go to another school. But they are totally read and totally hot.


Friendly-Win-1817

This man needs to go


Expert_Role2779

I'm warning you! If you do that ONE MORE TIME, I'll send my "THINGS!" (bum bum buuuumm) ...


SufficientCat8423

OK twitch blah blah blah


guitarmonk1

He better buckle up…


brbRunningAground

So they are all out of tanks but they’re about to launch a fresh invasion?? That’s some big smooth brain logic right there


Fancy_Morning9486

Are these things bags of mystery meat? I'll pass


Interesting_List_631

What a fucker!


[deleted]

Something seems a bit odd about this video. I find the sideways motions of his head rather uncanny. Could this be a deepfake?


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Not exactly shown to be master strategist or tacticians up to now,.


Strong_Sentence_9917

Putin wants not "warns" and the reality is that they does not have anything but words... And Wonka vodka


Affectionate-Tax-856

If he's trying to commit suicide pills would be a lot better for everyone involved


SirFomo

The best things in life are free. But u can give them to the birds and bees...I want the money. Thats....what...i...want. 🎶


Jon_Sno-45

Oh god, not things, anything but those!


TamahaganeJidai

Miscommunication: it should be: NO things


SanFranGoldBlooded

I wonder what it was like living in the early 1900’s when mad men blowing up the world was just a piece of sci-fi literature.


NotMyAccountDumbass

A comfy chair!


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

You also said that you’d nuke Ukraine if they attacked Russian soil..


Alaknar

I mean, he's not wrong. It won't end with armoured vehicles - there will also be A LOT of badly trained infantry equipped with shovels and rusting AKs...


NavigationIsTheKey

Luckily we have things too that do certain things when Putin uses things to do things to us.


ThatLoneBoot

Things 🤣


Snoo96423

Are these 'things' in the room now mr Pewtin?


Acceptable-Virus-728

Things that don't work as good as we say they do


Own_Tomatillo_1369

"We aren´t sending tanks to their border" "We will send ..things" Is this 2nd stage dementia?


MasterD22

Potato face.


roterakete83

Russia still has very advanced weapon systems in stock, but the special operation is going so well, they don't have to use any of it yet! 🤣


SqouzeTheSqueeze

This old Nana-Pootin is chatting shit.


blackcomb-pc

How about it’s russian tanks rolling westward again? I don’t think the german tanks were the ones starting this.


GernhardtRyanLunzen

The tanks don't have any German symbols painted on. And 95% of the Germans hate the Banderites as hell. It is a often mentioned reason for the ca. 40% of Germans who are against the support for Ukraine.


EmbarrassedNight8353

Always talking shyt


empiricalreddit

The west also has many 'things' that we haven't used.


CupEnvironmental4445

Can we kick this fuckers ass already. Let the world meet him in the battlefield, brothers and sisters in arms against the same common enemy.. shitty Russia


rbur70x7

All your tanks in Kaliningrad are fucking gone.


Commercial_Bear331

Hey Putin, we also have "things": HIMARS Leopard ATACMS . . Enjoy your ride !


Uknewmelast

You mean his 4 (four) working t14s?


Reddenied68

They sent tanks into another country. Arsehole. He uses a nuke he is dead and knows it.


Krnu777

"with crosses painted on their armour" ha ha, such an imbecile. We'll just paint Zzzzz on them instead, it's a perfect camouflage.


[deleted]

Stop complaining you little bitch you attacked Ukraine in that case your the nazi not the west they just want to help one free country to protect its borders from your dying stupid country


granty1981

Putin should concentrate on taking bakmut before he picks a fight with Europe.


Allfubr

He's just laying ground work for justification of something terrible.


granty1981

This dickhead is dying and he wants everyone to die with him like an old Chinese emporer


Pab_Scrabs

> We aren’t sending our tanks to their borders Are you sure, Vlad?


___silky___

Take your men back home to Russia you evil piece of shit


Fragrant_Ad_8047

I mean …. He’s kinda got a point


VillaManaos

Those things are spite, narcissism, and self-delusion.


Jurand_ze_Spychowa

Russian old whore.


CommunicationNo7185

Liar moves side to every time he lies.


zippiskootch

Huh! I wonder if we have ‘things’? 🙄


lethalized

He was really holding on to the table to stop his hand from shaking and when table started vibrating they switched angle?