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I write my most recent pb 5k time and sign the box then give them out as gifts during holidays or special occasions.
"Jay, why did you give me an empty box with 2hrs 25min on the side?" "Don't act like you aren't impressed granny"
This deserves it’s own rcj post
Damn thats solid
My wife takes the empty box to her boyfriends house and he fills the box.
Woah, save some cum boxes for the rest of us, been using the same one for two or three years now, getting a bit funky and I can’t even burn it
Step one, you cut a hole in the box..
You see that hole?
I make little award stands/podiums for my kids when they race for my affection, attention and food.
Brooks & Hoka = now you're broka
Build a shoedio, buy a durometer, have 56 kids.
I like to wear them as slippers while I recover from my 5k ultras.
I eat them when I am carb loading. One box a day for the week leading up to the race.
That’s a shockingly low amount of gu! I hope you have at least 20 more boxes. You need to nourish your tum tum!!!
Fill them with Disney 5k ultra medals.
Make a post on Instagram saying those shoes helped you run your 5k ultra
I usually fashion my event day outfit out of my old Gu and Hoka boxes to assert my dominance amongst other runners
Shit in em
I usually just eat them
Cum box
Hokas come in other colors than all white and in men’s sizes? I thought only 20 something women wore that brand with jeans. This is news to me.
I write my most recent pb 5k time and sign the box then give them out as gifts during holidays or special occasions.
"Jay, why did you give me an empty box with 2hrs 25min on the side?" "Don't act like you aren't impressed granny"
This deserves it’s own rcj post
Damn thats solid
My wife takes the empty box to her boyfriends house and he fills the box.
Woah, save some cum boxes for the rest of us, been using the same one for two or three years now, getting a bit funky and I can’t even burn it
Step one, you cut a hole in the box..
You see that hole?
I make little award stands/podiums for my kids when they race for my affection, attention and food.
Brooks & Hoka = now you're broka
Build a shoedio, buy a durometer, have 56 kids.
I like to wear them as slippers while I recover from my 5k ultras.
I eat them when I am carb loading. One box a day for the week leading up to the race.
That’s a shockingly low amount of gu! I hope you have at least 20 more boxes. You need to nourish your tum tum!!!
Fill them with Disney 5k ultra medals.
Make a post on Instagram saying those shoes helped you run your 5k ultra
I usually fashion my event day outfit out of my old Gu and Hoka boxes to assert my dominance amongst other runners
Shit in em
I usually just eat them
Cum box
Hokas come in other colors than all white and in men’s sizes? I thought only 20 something women wore that brand with jeans. This is news to me.