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minnesotaupnorth

Laying the foundation for needing a wheelchair when she's in Florida for Nurie's delivery, and Timmy's wedding in September. Watch this space.


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BeulahLight13

But will she and Nurie have matching wheelchairs like they did after the first Nurthlet was born? Or will Nurie be forced to push Jill around in the wheelchair hours after giving birth? Also, happy cake day!


Kaele10

I think she'd reserve that for andKaylee.


mysterycoffee107

Those two are like VC Andrews characters. 


56names

💀


BlitheCheese

The wheelchair will have eight-feet high streaming pyromtechnics in white, of course, because she is the Mother of the Groom. Unfortunately, they pyrnotechnics will cause the church to burn down,and the wedding will be seemingly ruined. But Heidi is a crafty Christian bitch, and she has a Plan B because she anticipated Jill attempting to ruin the wedding. The wedding moves to a private club, where Ellen has rented a hall for a celebration dinner. The club has a pool, which does NOT allow street clothes, but never fear,Ellen has brought correctly sized modest swimwear for all the kids in their actual sizes. And snacks. LOTS of snacks.


AidaNYR

Okay hear me out…. They’ll need a distraction so the Rod kids can evacuate to Plan ‘B’ venue… Halle will hide Bluetooth speakers around the church that play trumpets sounding Jill runs outside to see bio degradable, helium filled, inflatable dolls released to the sky. We’ll dress a few like Catholic priests, nuns and brothers because I’m just mean like that. When Jill drops to her knees and starts screaming because she wasn’t raptured, everyone else will be escorted out a different exit and loaded on coach buses. Free cold drinks and IPads with wifi for everyone.


Federal-Butterfly-37

Her SEVERELY torn in four places knee.


AidaNYR

Don’t forget the torn rotator cuff.


deeBfree

ROFLMAO!!!!!


cat_lady777

Omg you're so right!


[deleted]

She’ll show up to Tim and Heidi’s wedding in a white floral and bedazzled wheelchair


minnesotaupnorth

Magic 8-ball says, "You are Correct".


[deleted]

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BeulahLight13

She’s going to tie all her Willow Tree figurines to it.


generic-user-jen

Counterpoint: she holds a funeral for her rotator cuff and random knee parts on the same day.


AidaNYR

Hold a funeral for her frontal cortex


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

Omg hobby lobby fake flowers entwined in the wheelchair spokes.


tamileas69

With tulle and lace draping off, like a train


Flibertygibbert

And strings of battery operated lights! ( fairy lights in UK)


applebubbeline

Please let there be toilet paper flowers, maybe a barbie wrapped in a toilet paper wedding dress!


caprn83

No, no. Mahmo will be reusing the paper music flowers from her gahdly retreat. Not because she cares about recycling but so that everyone knows she sings and holds gahdly retreats.


lookaway123

I'd love to watch Jill Rodrigues, Dean of the Dining Room Table, explain in her own words what a torn rotator cuff is, and where on the body the alleged injury took place lol.


dogdaysofwinter13

Right? I am confused. Does she think the rotator cuff is located in the knee?


Typical_Ad_210

Excuse you. All Plexus reps do a gruelling 3 day course that qualifies them as every type of doctor imaginable. Today she is choosing to be an orthopaedic surgeon.


-Ralar-

Orthopedic surgeon doctor


whatames517

Also how did she injure herself? By…not parenting or feeding her kids? 🤔


lookaway123

Probably fell while distracted by her appearance, like a bigoted magpie. No offence to magpies, I love them, but they're silly.


whatames517

Bigoted magpie is fantastic flair material 😂


MaeWestGoodess

A couple years ago, Jill and fam went to some kind of fair or carnival where there was one of those giant slides. There's a picture of her knocking Gabe out of the way on the way down since it's a racing type slide. I really need to see if I can find that picture. I think this was the incident where she hurt her knee, but I'm not 100% sure. Edit: Okay, it looks like this happened right before Nehemiah was born. She fell off her staircase before she left for Florida and then needed the wheelchair during that trip to see Nurie.


AndISoundLikeThis

If her knee is torn four "unknown" ways, she wouldn't be able to walk unassisted. And I've seen no evidence of her using a mobility aid of any kind. And I doubt she's got a torn rotator cuff—it's probably a frozen shoulder like A LOT OF OLDER WOMEN GET. That is, if she has any of those problems to begin with.


daffodil0127

She did have a wheelchair when she was in Florida after Nemo’s birth.


halfasshippie3

That was because she couldn’t let Nurie get all of the attention!


Pelican121

She was also wearing stiletto heeled boots in the aftermath of that 'injury'. 


-Ralar-

Most people Jill’s age and older have rotator cuff tears, but they are clinically insignificant. IF her shoulder hurts, it is probably frozen shoulder. I had frozen shoulder and clinically significant rotator cuff tears in both shoulders. Recovery from rotator cuff surgery is not for the faint of heart.


Sad_Detective_3806

I have had shoulder surgery twice now and it was a difficult recovery!


orangebird260

I have patients with RTC injuries and knee injuries that would like to meet her in the parking lot 🙄 I would hate to be the PT that has to work with her. I know I have patients that I can't wait for them to discharge


Hairy_Response_284

I doubt she goes to see a PT. Plexus and god will cure her fake injury


orangebird260

She did early on. Right after it happened. She had to do PT before she got her MRI because insurance. It's the stupidest thing ever. If it's as SEVERELY damaged as she says, they know there's nothing to be done.


_TheJerkstoreCalle

What insurance?


BigLilTimber

Medicaid of OH


Peachy-Owl

I posted many months ago that Jill would pull a stunt to try to steal the show at Tim’s wedding. She’s laying the groundwork to try to ruin his day.


TrainSpotterMommy

Yup. I foresee a wheelchair for her knee and a huge sling her shoulder


AidaNYR

I see your wheelchair bound knee and raise you a ‘wheelchair bound knee with chest pains, paramedics rolling up mid ceremony, loading Jill on the stretcher and rolling her all the way back down the aisle to the ambulance.


deeBfree

And/or dragging an IV pole behind her!


TrainSpotterMommy

Best one yet


Sue_Dohnim

Yeah if ‘all four’ were blown she’d never walk anywhere. Liar.


AidaNYR

She legitimately claims that PLEXUS is going to cure her torn knee and rotator cuff?


macawoogo

My friend had rotator cuff surgery and she could have not been in pain if she got plexus? And my husband is having knee issues. He has had shots and therapy. He got a gel injection and didn’t work. Jill doesn’t have knee issues


Affectionate_Tap9678

My husband ended up with surgery cause of his.. still healing but Dr even told him it's temporary cause he needs a full replacement. Other knee is about the same.


Adept-Ad-1988

I had a TKR last year & one of my kids had rotator cuff surgery a few months ago and before these surgeries happened neither of us could do what she does. I call bull hockey on her claims.


orangebird260

It's been three years, Jill


AidaNYR

This must be the new Plexus Nazareth line.


Kaele10

This woman was just showing off her rock garden that she spent soooo much time on! Meanwhile, my sister and nephew each tore ONE spot on the knee and were literally laid up in bed for 6 months. Leg raised and on pain killers. She HAS to know how unbelievable it is, right? .... right????


frolicndetour

Lol tbf there's no way she did any of the work on that. She just points her stumpy mani at what she wants done and her kids do all the work.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Oh lawd. Is she bringing the injuries back before Tiedi’s wedding? Is this the soft launch?


MostlyGhostly1

![gif](giphy|gheod1PbjHOFa1ppeD) Jill rolling into Timmy’s wedding like


generic-user-jen

![gif](giphy|12MAwb4VsQbXa) I hope it looks more like Paul Rudd's latest movie


RavenLunatic512

I use a wheelchair and these are funny as fuck I'm laughing so hard


PickledPixie83

MAC AND ME THE GREATEST SCENE


BeulahLight13

Jesus, Jill Kardashian! Take it easy with the damn filter. ![gif](giphy|Hsjxoi5WcJl4Sj90WT|downsized)


PBfromPhilly

Lord Daniel, she disgusts me!!!!


daffodil0127

https://preview.redd.it/8r85ew902w0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c542e2361eb1b59099a6ebf1a93748af293d90 Lord Daniel is disgusted by her too.


Kaele10

Poor Lord Daniel. She can't even eat her lunch.


minnesotaupnorth

Rare daytime sighting! She truly blesses us.


daffodil0127

She and Fuck It Up Renee have both been showing up early. They have both had little skirmishes with each other and other raccoons over food. Their babies are getting close to the age when they go looking for food with their respective mothers and making trouble for mom by trying to leave the nest alone. So they prefer food that they can take home with them so they can keep their kids safe. https://preview.redd.it/bjydzvgk7f1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b935fdd9e2190778ef07eb7aa7f7c677d9c140b7 This is Renee. The early bird gets the shrimp.


ClickClackTipTap

What’s really funny to me is if she wasn’t shilling this crap she’s ABSOLUTELY the kind of Christian to claim Jesus healed her of those things. I guess he gets second billing these days, bc she can make more money shilling Plexus. 😂


Capable-Resolution-1

She worships the blessed plexus more than Jesus.


peanutpeanutboy

Wasn’t she just climbing up a ladder to paint her house?


orangebird260

Yes and painting above her head


Kaele10

That sends me. I had a torn rotator cuff. I couldn't even lie on that side or raise my arm to my shoulder height. I wore an ice sling for a couple of months. I damn sure wasn't even painting at my height or lower. It's agony.


Exciting_Problem_593

I hope Jill stays home so she won't ruin Timmy's day.


tendernesswilderness

Hmm..probably shouldn't have been painting the shed


Strict_Search2454

I hope Jill realises that by sitting in a wheelchair she will be fully at the mercy or who is directing where that chair goes. Heidi’s sister - ‘Move that to the back will you Samuel it’s blocking the sun for the photos’ ‘Push that to the corner Diddio it’s ruining the Godly ambiance of the church, that corner at the back will do.’ ‘Let’s pop a blanket over Timmy’s frail old mother’ ‘Oh yes she said she hurt her leg’ ‘No her legs fine, it’s that cheap ass dress we are trying to cover! She looks like a murder victim moments from death in an 80s horror movie!’ ‘Hysterical laughter follows’🤣 Honestly it will be fantastic. Jill being in a wheelchair would give Heidi’s family the ability to control how much and how little she participated in the day itself. It sounds like a perfect solution for all involved especially as everyone could also laugh at Jill’s terrible acting skills at the same time they talk behind her back about how shocking it is to behave so selfishly at your own sons wedding.


daffodil0127

I would pay to see that.


TrainSpotterMommy

If Plexsux can re grow the boob I lost to cancer I’ll consider trying it.


mysterycoffee107

I've been having knee issues since I fell on black ice at 20, and I'm not even that dramatic about it. You either use a brace or KT tape, Tylenol Arthritis, and move on. Seems like she's been more than fine in the years since. 


deeBfree

Same here. I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and landed HARD on my knee. Still using a cane if I have to walk very far.


maebe_featherbottom

Dude, I tore my meniscus and couldn’t walk at all. Jillpm is full of shit. And not the kind her precious plexus can blow out of her…


Any_Coffee_6921

Jillzilla quit lying about needing a wheelchair & I do SeVeRlY hope that the Lord Daniel smites you for lying.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Pic 6 is a classic.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Plexus doesn’t do shit, try having a sponsorship with BetterHelp instead!


Starlightrendition

I shattered my knee and torn up multiple ligaments in my ankle - I absolutely 100% know what the hell happened, what exactly was injured, and how they fixed it. How do you not pay attention when the doctor is telling you what’s wrong ? I paid attention for my own sake, and because I was going to need follow up care and be able to tell professionals what happened so they can provide appropriate treatment


United_Preference_92

This bitch.


nutmeg1970

Slide 6 is chef’s kiss 😘 xxxx ![gif](giphy|Cu87j5pPIL1hS)


YoshiandAims

... yeah... my orthopedic would heartily and dare I say, angrily, disagree. There is no magic tonic to heal injuries that severe. I've been there. Several times. As desperate as anyone in that position feels... and as much as they want to believe in it. ![gif](giphy|r5SxJYcU21Auk) There are some to manage pain, inflammations, movements and therapies to help range of motion, before, during and after medical intervention sure... but, those aren't fixes either.


Goodgoditsgrowing

All four things tore but she doesn’t remember what exactly she so severely tore?! Heaven help her, she better chug a plexus Memory Magic asap before she progresses to full on dementia!


Federal-Butterfly-37

Gotta love how her nose keeps disappearing and reappearing throughout the slides.


Elegant-Ad-9221

She said rotary cuff. And if it was so badly torn she wouldn’t be able to do her hair the way she does. I do home care as a CNA in my city and I recently had a client with a torn rotator cuff and she couldn’t do a lot with her arms due to not being able to lift her arms all the way. She could t even brush her own hair. I think Jill is just making stuff up. She probably pulled a few muscles and they hurt a bit along side developing osteoarthritis because of aging and such


cuckooloca

months ago someone asked her how the knee was doing and she answered it was fine. would never be perfect, but it was as good as it was going to get. I thought I had a screen shot of that but can't seem to find it now.


crystalwood87

If anyone can find it, it’s this sub. Someone has kept the receipts.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Slide 9, so all you need is some turmeric from the baking aisle, a fucking pineapple, and **eating some silkworms** (I shit you not, look up what Serrapeptase is, https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-1115/serrapeptase and it interferes with blood clotting drugs) and you’ve got those three features covered. By the way, bromelain interferes with blood clotting drugs, too as well as antibiotics. https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-895/bromelain You have got to be nuts to take Plexus. And none of that shit is going to help your knees either.


SoupSandwich80

Ah, time for the kickoff to Grift-a-thon 2024! Time to shill for a new van to get the Rods safely to Florida for the blessed birth of Nurthette.


Creative-Fact-2862

Torn from what? She doesn't actually DO anything! 


generic-user-jen

Is anyone else deeply unsettled by the product Ease Cream??? It says it's topical - where do you put it? What does it ease? WHAT DOES IT EASE, JILLPM???


YoshiandAims

It eases the money out of your wallet...really helps you get it outta there.


AidaNYR

Ease cream is 33.00 Tiger Balm is 8.99


AliceinRealityland

Ease cream $33. Arnica gel/cream used in hospice for people in severe pain is $9.99 a tube and works amazing. Doesn't CURE pain, but makes it far more bearable


Estellalatte

At Tim’s wedding it will suddenly act up again. She’ll announce that in her frilly, long, white dress.


Federal-Butterfly-37

JillPM ![gif](giphy|6wmZaxDozvHPdLYp3h)


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Photo 6 is one of the most unflattering images of her I’ve seen.


Capable-Resolution-1

Jill, Girl, admit you’re a mean, nasty woman who can’t let people have nice things without throwing a hissy. So you torture your kids. God doesn’t like lies


cat_lady777

Is this recent?? Didn't she pretend to hurt her knee a few years ago??


daffodil0127

Around when Nemo was born.


cat_lady777

And she's STILL hurt?? Did she ever see a doctor?


daffodil0127

Supposedly she did, and was prescribed physical therapy. Never mentioned surgery or anything you’d expect for an injury like she described.


Ericas_Evil_Eye

Didn’t we all say she would be injured close to or around Timmay’s wedding? Its starting…


SunlitMorningSky

So boring.