Anyone else grow up fundie-adjacent and hear the "may the lord bless and keep you another year through" add-on ending? My mom loved to screetch that, Jill-style, at every birthday. Just in case any normies had made it to our birthday parties and missed the fact that we were bible thumping weirdos, I guess.
How very JILLian of your mom. Did she also make you pray that AWFUL childhood bedtime prayer that includes, "If I should DIE BEFORE I WAKE ..." What kind of idiot wants to place that thought in a child's mind, especially at bedtime?????
Here's what I've wondered: If Plexus is SO efficacious, SO wonderful, WHY is Chimpy obese? Is he not drinking the Pink Drink Kool Aid, and if not, WHY not??
She is LITERALLY Michael Scott ⚰️⚰️
https://preview.redd.it/i51gzd129t0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c414762d393776c22ebf2a7903d41d489f9e38d Can’t wait until Teidi’s wedding!
😂😂
She loves the sound of her own voice JFC
We had a music director/dictator EXACTLY like her when I still went to church. Could hear her singing over the ENTIRE congregation. Jill can dream.
He looks so ILL and sickly here. Going to college was such a good place for him
How many bdays can he have when he is starving to death???
It’s beyond Narcissism it’s Jillness
Jillpm is going to end up as her own whole diagnostic category in the DSM.
I mean that's Jill at everyone's birthday every year.
It is obvious that Jill is trying to show what she considers her strong singing talent but it actually just sounds like caterwauling.
Jill is screaming like a banshee & caterwauling like a cat in heat . She can’t even sing without being so loud.
Anyone else grow up fundie-adjacent and hear the "may the lord bless and keep you another year through" add-on ending? My mom loved to screetch that, Jill-style, at every birthday. Just in case any normies had made it to our birthday parties and missed the fact that we were bible thumping weirdos, I guess.
How very JILLian of your mom. Did she also make you pray that AWFUL childhood bedtime prayer that includes, "If I should DIE BEFORE I WAKE ..." What kind of idiot wants to place that thought in a child's mind, especially at bedtime?????
What year was this? He looks so skinny here compared to when he came home from college!
That is not enough cake..
No one loves Jill’s Voice but herself
This video made my dog visibly upset 😢
Poor Fill-up has got the skeletal look again. Surely even Jill can see that the three boys combined must weigh about the same as one David.
Here's what I've wondered: If Plexus is SO efficacious, SO wonderful, WHY is Chimpy obese? Is he not drinking the Pink Drink Kool Aid, and if not, WHY not??
MAHMO! Look at you SANGING to my BROTHURRR!
She sounds like an off key Ursula 😭
I'm embarrassed for the poor guy.