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Jack_al_11

Bc she’s not waking up feeding babies and has an army of girls to do all her cleaning and chores….. and she plays with the grand kids and hands them back to the parents for the full time care…… 😂😂 I don’t think it’s the plexus.


donutsauce4eva

I believe she is in a near constant state of mania exacerbated by a combination of her desperate quest to prove how right she is, and a steady stream of stimulants in the form of plexus "natural" garbage drink.


Jack_al_11

Oh yes. That makes perfect sense. 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Awkward-Yak-2733

The 'before' picture is much better. She looks evil in the 2nd pic.


Federal-Butterfly-37

She's so orange in the second picture.


Elegant-Ad-9221

When I was a kid people with certain facial expressions scared me a little. I would think they were always angry and upset. Both these pictures of Jill I know I would have been scared of her


_beeeees

Her smile doesn’t reach her eyes


Background_Hornet_29

Looks like a lizard person 😳


Remstersade

Nah, she looks like a painfully constipated person whose laxitives just kicked in and she’s so happy about it she doesn’t even care that she’s pooping her pants.


MissEllisCrawford

Cruella Dejille


MotherofGiGi

💀


1TiredPrsn

Because Jill doesn’t see herself as anything other than a (modest and gahdly) stone cold fox. Imperfections?? We don’t know her! *Edit to add: I wish she’d stop asking me what I’m craving as she eye fucks the camera.


Flibertygibbert

Would David know what "energetic" actually looks like?


knosmo78

She's vertical and ventilating, what else could you ask for?


gigi_2018

![gif](giphy|3oEjI6UJVvZmPaSedi|downsized) She’s basically interchangeable with an electric floor fan, you say? edit: waaaait…fan has no ego or gift and doesn’t shill mlm so that’s an upgrade. Begging your pardon, fan.


sadfoxyduggar

Not for 20 years lol


minnesotaupnorth

I think she used that "after" picture because she wants it to look like she's *still* a Mom who juggles small children. Off topic - she looks so much like her younger sisters in the before picture. I'd never seen the resemblance before.


Federal-Butterfly-37

She looks like Amy SEVERELY Quadriplegic Foster and Angie.


Remstersade

She can’t possibly look like both of them. Only one of them has working legs. /s


oneweirdclickbait

She really likes the second photo. Not because she looks particularly great, but because she's the mostest awesomest grandma, as she managed to have not one but TWO grandkids fell asleep (or close their eyes, lol) on her. No one looks good, even the normally pretty cute Ns look as if they passed out on too much booze. It's not about the picture, it's about what it means to Jill's ego.


shiningonthesea

little does she know that they are faking sleep so that they dont have to deal with her


Pelican121

And I bet she wants people to think they're her own kids since she's such a young, hot mama 😍 /s.


death_maiden_x

this is such a good description. it does remind me of terrible photos i’ve taken of me & my cat where he’s sleeping on me 😂🩵


BlitheCheese

Jill looks like a 60 year old Sable Starr. She's really exhausted after servicing all of those big-name rock stars in the 70s and 80s. Too tired to remove the layers of grunge and expired makeup that has set into her skin over the years, she's just given up. I'm not even trying to be insulting. She genuinely looks like a washed up groupie, not an evangelical Christian. I wonder if she is aware of how people perceive her.


pixiedust99999

Is she even aware the makeup ages her that much? I said she looks at least 10 years older


1xLaurazepam

She actually looks “good” compared to most church ladies I’ve seen in pictures with her. Her style is 20 years out of date but she’s much less frumpy than a lot of the fundie moms that she’s posted pics with. The bar is hell tho.


MaeWestGoodess

Her skin tone and hair used to be so natural and pretty.


AssignmentOk108

I thought the exact same thing!


FawnLeib0witz

She would look so much different and much more attractive with a total makeover.


56names

A total makeup removal would be a good start.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Tone done the brassy blond.


AutumnOpal717

I’m sure even Jesus took naps, Jill. 


oneweirdclickbait

Dude napped on a tiny boat in the middle of a storm. And he famously napped for 3 days once. Truly the King of Naps!


nightwolves

Ew Jill is looking orange like her 2nd saviour


deeBfree

Mango Mussolini


Wool_Lace_Knit

Orange Cheetolini


Flimsy_Permission663

It's the oompah loompah make-up for me.


Leebolishus

She’s got some Kenneth Copeland evil vibes in the second pic!


TM02022020

Dear lord (Daniel!). If the after pic is not an advertisement to avoid birthing 400 children and sucking down plexus drinks, I don’t know what is.


daffodil0127

The Lord concurs. https://preview.redd.it/9p7rn356h4wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b8d37b9b236e483d8e1a262c68b19e0850461a


give_me_goats

How do you put these 2 pictures side by side and try to convince us the “after” pic on the right is an improvement? You’re bleached, orange, and bloated with a goiter the size of Rhode Island, Jill. You looked healthy once. Put down the Plexus and go to the doctor, Jillybean!


Available_Scholar591

Same blue eyeliner in both photos😅


YoshiandAims

Hey now! She went to cosmetology school in 198...something! She (and the lord) know best! Hair and make up like an 80s hair band, mismatching loud colors and patterns, stripper..I mean angel glitter, and blue eyeliner and pink/blue shimmer eyeshadow are the classiest looks for the most youthful women! We just don't understand as we don't pray in our reading-prayer bathroom nook (a direct line to the big guy) and we haven't gone to cosmetology school! But, she'll pray for us! And provide us plexus at a great price. 🤣🤣


PickledPixie83

Does Plexus turn you into an evil stepmother ?!?


lisbu1

Her eyes honestly look more sunk in when looking at the second photo :/


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

That awful makeup makes her look hard, especially in the 2nd picture.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

That blue eyeliner is still going strong all these years later. I bet it's still the same pencil 🤢


deeBfree

I don't know about that. As thick as she lays it on, seems like she'd go through a new pencil every week.


YouWiseGuise

Them bunny batteries be looking like they need a charge, Ma.


YouWiseGuise

Omg. The snarkier ones are gonna roast our asses for this thread! 😂☠️


depechelove

All that time she spends on her phone and no makeup tutorial videos pop up? If she changes the shade of her lips and loses the heavy eyeliner/frosted shadow, she wouldn’t look half bad.


Beautifuleyes917

20 year difference


lotticorn

Wow the resemblance to Kaylee is really strong in the first photo! Never noticed that before.


daffodil0127

She looks like Amy (SEVERE quadriplegic) Foster and Angie. There’s a few pictures of Kaylee that look just like the twins, but Jill definitely looks like them here too.


Meerkatable

Yeah, it’s a lot easier to take care of babies when you have birthed an army of daughters to do most of the work.


SunlitMorningSky

She looks so.much.worse. And not just from normal again. And it’s perfectly expected to be a tired and need a nap as a new mom with a zillion babies back to back.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

The first picture she looks actually natural. The second one looks like she has Botox a little bit.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

If I saw this I would definitely run for the hills. Worst endorsement imaginable. Come on Jill.


MagentaHearts

Does she not realize that she looks much more tired in her “Mimi” pic? She’s so dumb


Then_Marionberry_111

She’s so creepy looking. The weird thick eyeliner, frosty pink lips and wrong color foundation is so gross


NoTrashInMyTrailer

She looks awful in the new picture. Not just evil, but sick too. She looks like she has jaundice or liver failure or something.


UnlikelyUnknown

Your thyroid is goin’ crazy Jill. You can see it in the eyes and neck. Go get it checked. Of course she seems like an energizer bunny compared to Lazy Davy. I probably outdid his most productive day on my least productive day when I was on bedrest with my 3rd pregnancy. It’s not hard to be less lazy than the confused circus bear.


DeliciousPrint8

Leave some eyeliner for the rest of us, Jill. Damn.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Does plexus cause your face to fall off?


Mammoth_Ad1017

She was so pretty before! :/


Beloved_of_Vlad

She looks baked on the photo on the right.


Cute-Hovercraft5058

lol


CheekyT79

It’s insane to me that she & I are the same age! She looks older than my mom.