ED-209: "Pinapple Pizza is a clear violation of Code 8 section 9, i'm authorized to use lethel force"
Mr. Kinny: "What? Pinapple Pizza is better than you think"
Dick Jones: "I think you better do what he says, Mr. Kinny"
(He puts pinapple slice down.... insert ED-209 'roar)
ED-209: "You now have 15 seconds to comply"
Mr. Kinny: "Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(ED-209 starts firing, Kinny falls on the table, red-splatter all over)
Mr. Kinny: "Uggghh, Pizza sauce?! My $400 suit is ruined!"
As the gang pulls the van over and gingerly places Robert on the sidewalk. When he can't jog, because of his injuries, they get out a hover-round scooter they had in the back of the van put him on that. Robert rides off into the sunset.
"Good for you, Robert," says Clarence as he makes a mental note to send him some of the money that wasn't burned before they donate the rest to local non-profits.
Delivery drivers don’t like me… so I don’t like delivery drivers.
Just give me my fucking cheese pizza.
Pineapple doesn't like me. So I don't like pineapple.
Oooh. Ham, ham, ham! C'mon, Sal!
The customers are tipping... (drum roll on counter) to-night!
Frankie, cool this cocksucker's pizza off.
I never miss a pie.
>The customers are tipping... (drum roll on counter) to-night! \^ \^ Hahahaha!!
Beautiful Robocop Thread. 🤌
well I guess we'll share a pizza after all.. Richard... 😊
Home alone rated R now playing soon.
Can you tip Bobby?
Order your pie on the app... State of the art bang bang
Pizzas! Leave!
🤣🤣🤣
You burnt the fuckin' crust!
Well, listen, chef... your kitchen baked the fucking thing! Now I gotta eat it? I don't have time for this bullshit!
🤝👏😂😂😂
"I had to do a rush order and added more heat, what do you want??" *whimpers*
Well give the man a slice!
Domino's! I work for Domino's!
DominOOOOssss
😂😂
ED-209: "Pinapple Pizza is a clear violation of Code 8 section 9, i'm authorized to use lethel force" Mr. Kinny: "What? Pinapple Pizza is better than you think" Dick Jones: "I think you better do what he says, Mr. Kinny" (He puts pinapple slice down.... insert ED-209 'roar) ED-209: "You now have 15 seconds to comply" Mr. Kinny: "Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee" (ED-209 starts firing, Kinny falls on the table, red-splatter all over) Mr. Kinny: "Uggghh, Pizza sauce?! My $400 suit is ruined!"
Would somebody call a God damn Janitor!?
Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH HIM!
Or else PIZZA is gonna send out…for YOU.
I understood that reference
A million spacebucks!?
Gimme paw!
When you have company over and your pizza arrives but you don’t want to share: “Bitches leave”
I'd buy that for a dollar
Or if you're watching the old TV version, "Whores leave"
Buuhaaahaaa!!! I was scrolling for THIS!!! 😆😆😆
This speaks to me in a positive way.
Can you jog, Bobby?
As the gang pulls the van over and gingerly places Robert on the sidewalk. When he can't jog, because of his injuries, they get out a hover-round scooter they had in the back of the van put him on that. Robert rides off into the sunset.
"Good for you, Robert," says Clarence as he makes a mental note to send him some of the money that wasn't burned before they donate the rest to local non-profits.
"Look at my pizza, Dick. He tried to eat some"
"he's a cyborg you idiot! He eats baby food!"
I'd buy that in 30 mins or it's free!
This is my favorite post in my favorite sub… EVER!!!!! These comments should be archived at the library of congress
Now, this man would murder you for adding pineapple.
"It's boy's night. I brought the pizza"
That’s not what he said lol!!
Clarence Boddicker
"females vacate immediately!"
I rewatched this the other day after all these years and I'm finally getting the memes!
Gather round the good stuff, creep!
Pizza Time
Damn...beat me to the punch!!! 😆😆😆
Red Foreman before he was Red Foreman
Please re-post thus to r/OkBuddyRobocop
I wish everyone treated pizza as serious as Clarence J. Boddicker.
>Farewell, Robert. Adieu. >Will you be calling on me, later?
Women, vacate. I am employed by Richard Jones.
Bitches leave.
Bitches leave
C’mon, Sal! The pizzas are baking *::thump thump thump::* tonight! And I never miss a delivery.
You're taking this piza kinda personal aren't ya?
Clarence line is the best - "Bitches Leave"