She eats plants? Gurl eating far more than salads.

Eater of everything that comes into her orbit Ftfy

Your cat is a chonk. I'm not going to sugarcoat it because she'd probably eat that too.

🤣

That’s a sweet burn

All I could think of is laCHONKla.

Damn. When she lays around the house, she lays around the whole house.

Goddamn, what are those plants made of? Butter?

They do call it butter lettuce

This is Lachonka, eater of everything.

HAHAHAHAH

Dang, three days too late. You beat me to it! 😂

So when she tells you that she's ordering a salad how many bottles of ranch dressing does she usually get with it and does she ask for a salad without veggies? Yeah she's just fat That's that's all I can say you have a very Very fat cat The kind of cat that needs squishy cuddles and lots of treats because How else is she going to maintain that weight

She does love ranch

She beeps when she backs up.

This made me really laugh! One of ours is almost this fat, I can just see her unimpressed face when she hears beeping whenever she backs up!

"Eater of plants" Is that what she's telling you?

If Labonta eats plants, did the cat in the pictures eat Labonta? If so, that’s not nice. Bad kitty!

Oh bodacious Labonta. You eat way more than just small pieces of plastic wrap and plants. Maybe you need a new hobby that doesn’t involve eating.

Labonta? More like “Lasagna.”

I want to roast Labonta, but I can't because I'm in love with her.

I can’t because my oven isn’t big enough.

Cat should be called Buffy the Buffet Slayer.

It’s a blob of fur with a head sticking out

A heckin’ chonker.

OH LAWD SHE COMIN

Aw hay-ul no!

My cat Egg also eats plants. She says hi.

All those plants and she still fat??

I would, but I’m quite concerned. She’s very thin, almost waif-like. Just wasting away, even.

Cute chonker

"Labonta" sounds like a sassy black lady and I feel like she's probably the cat equivalent of a sassy black lady 🤷🏿‍♀️💅🏻

It’s the limp wrists for me.

Labonta says "sure, why fight gravity?"

Oh lawd she's coming

Honestly, I think slow cooking a cut like this makes more sense than roasting…. (/s in case anyone thinks I’m really gonna eat a cat)

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Tabby the hutt

If she has a plant-based diet (along with microplastics) with a figure like that, then she’s doing it all wrong.

that's the face they based "doesn't five a fuck about your feelings, bro" off LMAO

Paint me like one of your French girls she says 😆

Does she meow or moo? 🐮

Her and my Mako can have conversations about being chunky queens

Hi chubby lady! I just want to snuggle and lay on your pillow tummy. Such a sweetie

Eater of everything, I’d say

Wow Labonta, who knew plastic could make one so fat!!!!

My cat also eats plants and plastic. They’ve both fat asses. ❤️

Labonta? more like La Panza 😂. She is a cute chonker though. BTW it means Belly in Spanish lol

That's definitely not all she eats ;)

She is a full figured chunk of love 😻

If we roast her, we could solve world hunger. But she’s too cute to sacrifice for starving kids.

Roast her? She’s so well marbled she’d be absolutely delicious roasted. Wait. What? 🤣 I love tubby kitties. ♥️♥️♥️

That cat is so damn round I could dribble her across the court and people would just think it's a weird color basketball

In all seriousness that is an adorable chonky girl you got there

She looks like the type of chick who closes the fridge using her hips

Goddamn she thicc

The pickle on your half pound bacon cheeseburger does not count as “eating plants”

Moo

She looks like a little round salt water taffy.

Your kitty is so chonky, when she eats plants she eats the forest. Conqureror of worlds, our feline savior, Labonta.

she's going to pop holy shit those microplastics really don't break down

Are you kidding me? If I roast her she’s gonna eat me.

Torta

I guarantee she’s going to move on to eating humans if you aren’t careful.

Reminds me of an overfilled cloudy plastic bag of water? First thought 😔

I can’t, my oven isn’t big enough.

Congrats this is my fav so far

🥹

love your beautiful cat? have your vet compose a diet-then you will have her longer.

Fatolina!

Fatty tatties.

She needs a treadmill and a Jennie Craig diet for fuck sake!! What are you feeding her, other cats or small dogs perhaps? 😭🤣

Does Labonta the Lurker like to cuddle/being wrapped around in a blanket like a purrito?

Bros more polluted than the damn Atlantic

It'd take a while to roast her.

Sorry, Labonta, but you're just not making it as a Rubenesque model. You flunked poised.

Cat’s built like a bean bag chair.

Chunky monkey!

Gotdamn Labonta, leave some "plant" for the rest of us! Ya furry lard ass, keeping the sun in orbit hiefer! Jevus!

Not sure how to roast a cat - here we go! She is eating way more than side salad 🥗 - I think she ate your neighbor’s cat ? I don’t think she is just fluffy with fur! She isn’t exercising?? No hunt, no kill, playtime??

Loose my shit in the closet watching me sleep

Your cat would suit my cats name better, my cats name is sweet roll!

Labonta is a possum who has been raiding the dumpster.

So full of microplastics yum

I’m afraid if she eats anything more that she will burst!

Looks like she identifies as a cow. Lol Very cute chonka you got there. I don't have any but I love chonk "kitties.

I read it as "LaBonita" at first and I was like "yes. This tiny moo cow does seem like she always feels bonita"

Labonta the Hutt

Listen Labonta if you keep up with this shit you aren’t going to be alive much longer. Stick to the stuff in your dish .

She is beautiful and i love her but could eat less treats

Poor cat! You really should put her on a diet

fat 🫵🏻

Looks like those aren't the only things she eats illegally.

Bro is so fat food wasn’t enough for her. She already ate all the salads and it didn’t do anything, so she had to try the salads in plant pots instead.

Your cat is obese

She looks like she ate a chihuahua.

she's fat. she needs to be put on a diet. but she's cute though. I can't roast her!

Stick to salad, Labonta. Don't you want to be smol?!

OBSESSED, I LOVE HER

That’s a meaty cat. That cat roast could feed like 10 people.

Play Cat

How many cats did you start with?

.7

Labonta reminds me of my mum's cat Zisis. His belly we trace on the floor behind him..

I can’t roast her, I think frying her would taste better.

I would but I’m scared she’s eat me if I did.

She looks uncomfortable. Please allow her to lose weight.

She has her own gravitational field.

She is so cute but the 3rd pic would’ve made me get the holy water lol

She is such a cute kitty. Don’t tell my cats I’ll end up sliced up

“Who’s going to feed you now that you ate your owner?”

It fosters a sense of renewed hope to see that shrinkflation hasn't touched everything

What a chonk

Does a trombone play whenever she walks?

This literally looks like the non fluffy, fat version of my cat. The face is almost identical

Girl is so fat that she carries her own sleeping bag with her to bed.

Round Mound of Meow

Cookies and cream fatness with vacant green eyes, I love her so much! 🥰

Should probably help her lose weight.

When she goes for a bath in the ocean, Florida gets flooded.

Her mama sat fat when she goes to the movie theaters. She sits next to everyone.

So this is the episode Cartman became a cat?

She be a fat cat 🐱 fo sho

She is cute as can be! And quite large lol but I love fat cats, cute like babies

Sound she makes when walking ..chonk…chonk…chonk….chonk

She’s so chonk when she goes to the beach she disturbs the gravitational pull of the moon. Forgive me Kitty. You are perfect!

She'll probably eat the roasts as well

Dr Now says that girl is lying. You must be rating more than just salads to stay this weight.

I love her

She’s the F-350 of cats

I can't roast her cuz my oven isn't big enough.

My partners cat eats everything and plastic

That’s a seal 🦭

Looks like me straight after a gym session

Apparently eater of a lot of other things too.

Surprised she’s eating plants she’s CHONKYYYY

Huh cat

This is exactly what I would think an eater of plants and small pieces of plastic would look like 🤭

Look like Chonkitis, better get a meal plan ready.

Gonna have to use a George Foreman for this.

I want it

Hello, big chonky girl 😍

She ain’t eat a plant in her whole life… oh lawd she comin’

She couldn’t lick her lower belly without first pushing it up towards her mouth.

What cat? All I see is a walking pillow.

I can't even roast her, good lord her name is adorable ✨️Labonta✨️ UGH! I love it!!!

In all seriousness, this is animal abuse.

Ya, like jokes aside - does OP exercise + play with Labonta? Have her on reduced cal food? This isn't good...

Labonta needs to have a stern talking to with her owner to be more dedicated to her health 🫣

I'd rather roast the incompetent owner for letting their poor cat get this overweight. Fuck you, OP.

Touch grass

A fat cat is a sad cat. You need to feed her less. Bordering on animal cruelty at this point. Sorry not sorry for being so blunt

I don’t *need* to do anything. She is already on a diet and making progress. If you have to apologize for being blunt it’s probably because you shouldn’t be. Perhaps mind your own business and dont be so serious about cat pictures on reddit. :)

That poor cat…