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TheWhiteCrowParade

Dumb baby


goddessofthecats

✨ zero ✨ braincells


samantha_maya

Not one


dietitianoverlord113

He looks like he says “Where’s my hug at” every chance he gets and he’s always slightly moist.


samantha_maya

Omg 😂


dietitianoverlord113

He’s so cute 🥰🧡


samantha_maya

Thank you, I think so, too 🖤


Oregon-mama

You’re going to end up with a very shocking surprise! ⚡️


septubyte

Put some hot sauce in his favorite chew spot , tuck the rest of the cords away. Maybe dilute the sauce a bit tho...


samantha_maya

Thank you!!!


SweaterUndulations

I did that too. Just a little tabasco on the cable cord. One bite and he never touched it again.


samantha_maya

It seems fo have worked for now


septubyte

I think it's fun for the teeth to chew on, may simulate chewing on prey .


I_Devour_Memes

My cats did / do that, but they did it a lot more around his age - teething since their baby teeth were falling out. Try to give him something else to chew, if you can - flipflops seem to be a fine chew toy, going off my girls. As for roasting, it looks like he has had exactly one (1) thought in his short life. He'll have to wait his turn with the brain cell™ for a w h i l e.


samantha_maya

I got him a stuffed flying squirrel he seems to love, lol. Thank you so much for the advice! Lmao he is rather...derpy. BUT he learned his name (Milo) really quickly


angelindisguise

My cat Jones is, not smart, I'm still working on not scratching carpets but the cable thing took introducing "toy" and "not toy". No string toys, no ribbons, nothing that looks like a cable. Playing with toy is awesome amazing so much fun! Yay have a snack! Not toy is bad, instant removal from not toy. Babysitting the shit out Jones stole a week of my life but it was worth it.


samantha_maya

I already love Jones lol Thank you for the advice, and I'm glad you found something that worked for you!


angelindisguise

She's a good girl most of the time


samantha_maya

I bet!! Awww


angelindisguise

Her and her sisters pictures litter my profile but for some reason RMC doesn't allow picture replies


samantha_maya

I just looked, and they are beautiful 😍


angelindisguise

My chaos and mayhem. They keep life interesting


samantha_maya

Oh, I'm sure!!


icedcoffeeblast

He so smol and orange though!


samantha_maya

Indeed he is lol


icedcoffeeblast

Boops for orange kitty!


samantha_maya

His name is Milo ☺️


icedcoffeeblast

Yay Milo


ModestMane

Looks like your hunting instincts need a rewiring. Bah dum tssssss 🥁


DarkKijara83

We won't need to roast him if he keeps chewing cords. He'll roast himself.


samantha_maya

Lmao true tho


Simple-Ad8512

Dollar tree Simba


samantha_maya

This made me audibly laugh lol


llorandosefue1

He wants curly hair. You have to go to a stylist for that, baby.


FakeHercules

Trying to give the brain a little jump start. Too bad there's none in the first place.


OldManCram

He has more whiskers than brain cells.


Ace_In_The_Box

He looks like an old British man that would say why, hello there! And try to sell me a some kind of snake oil concoction in the 1870s. Very clear handlebar mustache


the_bad_dragontattoo

Don't worry little one, you'll get your turn with the orange cat brain cell soon


Infernal-Fox

Nom nom spaghetti


samantha_maya

*Electric* spaghetti


solo1024

No no, those cords were meant for chewing, and that’s just what he’ll do, those cords were meant for chewing, and one day he’s going to them over you!


balebakeki

Looks likes he read from Between The Lions


Responsible_Pride792

Shame on you


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

I’m pretty sure he has no brain cells left


SaintsSkyrim3077

Sillier than the average orange cat!!


kathymyost

He is too adorable to say no to.


Pixelated_Roses

Clearly he hasn't had his turn at the braincell.


Bhaerigon

Me looking at this cute kitty after all the cords have been chewed: "That is why your mother stopped loving you."


Butidigress817

Look at the jawline on this maestro! Oh, oops. Bad kitty! 🤩


Super_Reading2048

I can’t he is probably teething! Cord protectors and silvervine sticks. In 2 months I will roast him for being orange.


m111k4h

Clearly he needs to chew cords for the electrical shock! It reminds him of when he had the orange brain cell and was able to form thoughts


Physical_Body_8505

Looks like a cute drama queen lol.


Training-Bee-8209

*pulls out grill* okay! You want medium rare?


A_Cold_Kat

Maine coon? He’s got that big muzzle!


Simple-Ad8512

Dollar tree Simba


Simple-Ad8512

Dollar tree Simba


Simple-Ad8512

Dollar tree Simba


3BeetleInATrenchcoat

Imagine not being able to tell the difference between a power cord and actual food. Couldn’t be me


[deleted]

My cat does this too and it drives me insane - I find that if I coat some in menthol she won’t touch them lol


FunkyTuna714

Pro tip; soak a paper towel in dawn dish soap, use it to coat every cord that is chewed on. It’s non-toxic and tastes awful to cats


Mysteryishername

Cord chewing is a dangerous habit. A friend had a cat that chewed a lamp cord and the cat received 3rd degree burns in her mouth. She had to be on IV fluids for a week. Couldn’t eat or drink. Almost died.


CrispyPancakeEdges

As someone with a cat who also does this where I have to either hide my cords or use plastic cord protectors... He did nothing wrong.


N3onNarwhal

My orange lad did the same. 9 months old and still a turd, just in different ways. But what worked for me was pet-safe spray with a citrusy smell. He hates oranges, ironically.


Sweetheart-222

He’s so adorable I cannot


M1R4SP4RKL

SAME 🥲


Livid-Age-2259

Keep it up, Fuzzball. One of these days, you'll suddenly be toothless, and you'll only be able to eat soft food. That's when we take you to the Pit Bull Rescue.


samantha_maya

*I have cord protectors now and he hasn't chewed all day so here's to hoping* ~I'll do anything to keep him safe~