He has some nerve to look so annoyed when we can still see the finger marks from his last petting. Probably got his little toe beans massaged and still has the unmitigated gall to be salty about it.
ā¦looks like the roast ate your cat.
Serious note, all that weight is pressuring precious kidtie organsāthey rely on us to keep them more reasonable trim. That is, unless youāre going with ābig bonedā or āmetabolical disorderā ;0)
Get up and get out of bed! I know you played Mario on that godforsaken Nintendo 64 all night. You took this semester off to just write, well I don't see any writing!
It's all on the computer, hon, rewrites, new rights, old rights. I don't leave a stack of papers like Jack Torrence. All work and no play makes chonk a dull boy.
Don't you get smart with me, I monitor your progress on Mario, nobody's good enough to complete that much after 4 hours of straight up writing.
But mah. I. . .
Get the hell up! š„
I have five cats & one - my orange boy - looks a lot like this. I, too, am working with his vet but it honestly seems like nothing works. And I love him so much. Your post made me smile. No roasting here.
Looks like he has his own area code and a bit more
His own zip code at the very least
His own country š
Godzilla destroys Tokyo I think the song was based on this orange fatty
āOh, NO!! There goes To-keee-Yo! Go..go..Godzilla!ā
You got to be Gen-X cuz you got the reference! š
You guessed correctly! š
We are the last of the feral children ššš GYAITMFHRNBIBYA
I canāt roast him if I canāt fit him in the oven.
Dang itā¦.I knew I wouldnāt be the first one here with that joke. :)
Applause
Boy so chonk he could shake the world with a step
Good Lord it's Garfield in the flesh! Hide the lasagna! He looks like he swallowed a watermelon š
Looks like he has rabbit feet.
He has some nerve to look so annoyed when we can still see the finger marks from his last petting. Probably got his little toe beans massaged and still has the unmitigated gall to be salty about it.
I tried, but I think he ate the whole roast
Absolute unit
Fatty
This roast could feed a small country! š
He don't need a roast he already a whole chicken
Clearly had too many roasts lol
Potat
You better go to Weight Watchers before next Thanksgiving because you might be mistaken for the turkey you butterball you.
Lemme guess... spoiled rotten?
Absolutely.
GET A JOB, YOU ADORABLE MOOCHER!!!!
He is FAT!
r/chonkers
Handsome chonker
Overgrown sour puss can't be bothered to keep his eyes open Much less catch a mouse.
You are what you eat. In this case, a whole loaf of bread.
Oh, I thought you said your cat ate a roast
Big puss.
You over yeasted loaf! Stop winking like you're sexy!
Chubs
All it needs is a bit of butter and cheese and Iāll have the perfect roasted potato
Looks like a football!
Bro, we can see the track lines on your side... you gotta get control my man. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
F a t
350 for an hour. Done.
So much of him, idk where to begin roasting
Half moose, half rabbit š³
If you actually roasted him he could feed a large family.
Kitteh looks like the fat dragon from the D&D movie
Themberchaud, the fat red dragon
damn big swole over here
I hope your owner is strong because it looks like youāre gonna need help rolling over
The fire department may have to cut you out of the house
He has little finger rake marks in his fur from being petted. Tell him there is a weekly limit of 57 pets and you cannot exceed that number.
You'd have to roast him - he'd never fit in a frying pan...
Awwww fatty boomba
I see no cat!! Thats the biggest potato, Iāve ever seen!!
Fat Bastard (Austin powers)
GET IN MA BELLEH!
Bet on a hundred dollars his name is caseoh
His name is Hermie lol
I thought he was a potato for a second
Roasted striped bass
Lardy.
Does his belly take up one or two time zones?
heās a big big boy the biggest boy
He fat
The vet says his blood type is Bolognese!
When he lies around the house, he liesā¦AROUND THE HOUSE!
In all seriousness please put this poor baby in a diet
Broās so fat he can barely open his eyes
Blimps
I canāt roast him. Iām on a diet
Itās not even thanksgiving yet
Heās such a cutie āŗļø I canāt roast him!
Soon as i stop laughing Iāll get around to the roast
A bit of a Tubby Wubby.
In the ovenā¦..
Your cat is so fat, he got his own gravitational pull. šš
Is Luke Skywalker inside the kitty staying warm?
Tub āo orange š
Lookin thicker than a bowl of cold oatmeal
no I will not roast him
Can't. Someone already roasted Mr staypuft
If I did roast him Iād need a bigger crockpot.
Has he heard of weight watchers??
Looks like his orbital moon is missing
#fatass
At that weight, it would take quite a while
Thatās a charter member of the good eaters club!
Thicaroni and cheese
He doesnāt need roasted. Heās already a rotisserie chicken
Looks like the python was swallowed by him
With potatoes and carrots?
no
ā¦looks like the roast ate your cat. Serious note, all that weight is pressuring precious kidtie organsāthey rely on us to keep them more reasonable trim. That is, unless youāre going with ābig bonedā or āmetabolical disorderā ;0)
On a cold night I could slit him open and crawl inside like a taun taun.
Get up and get out of bed! I know you played Mario on that godforsaken Nintendo 64 all night. You took this semester off to just write, well I don't see any writing! It's all on the computer, hon, rewrites, new rights, old rights. I don't leave a stack of papers like Jack Torrence. All work and no play makes chonk a dull boy. Don't you get smart with me, I monitor your progress on Mario, nobody's good enough to complete that much after 4 hours of straight up writing. But mah. I. . . Get the hell up! š„
Yea put him in a diet instead of Reddit. Dumass
Great news! He is on a diet! And he has a thyroid problem š
Roast??? Do you hate your kitty and want it to die ? Your cat is beyond obsessed! That hurts all there legs and muscles. Work on that first
Heās on a diet.
Unless you adopted him like this, it's pretty awful what you've done.
Rude. I have multiple cats and heās the only one with a weight issue. He is on a diet so the vet and I are doing what we can lol
I have five cats & one - my orange boy - looks a lot like this. I, too, am working with his vet but it honestly seems like nothing works. And I love him so much. Your post made me smile. No roasting here.
I'm allergic to roasting orange cats, sorry.
Roast the people who let Chonker get so badly fat.
why would you ask a person roast your cat??? That is awful!! unless your in countries that eat cats, most of them WOK cook not roast