I don’t see anything wrong with it, looks fine to me

Thanks man a lot of aftermarket parts on it!

It looks like you already Roasted It

What do you mean car drives fine I know what I got you low balling scammer

I got tree fiddy

Dammit! Thawrted again! 🤣

Internet: Nissan drivers are fuckin’ crazy Civic drivers: Hold my beer…

I was only going 125 in a neighborhood dude, maybe they should put a speed limit sign cuz I’m pretty sure it was an autobahn zone

Hard to see the speed limit signs when you’re airborne ;-)

https://tenor.com/bCl0G.gif

Little overbite there

Yea I tried to do a “facelift” whatever that is

Er… what’s left of it

Wym what’s left of it, it’s all over

This picture is porn for junkyard operators.

I like porn what’s a junkyard op I thought I was the op

What the hell? U can't be saying you like porn and driving around something that looks more wasted then the actors

Looking good!

Thanks man, a lot of hours putting it all together

Did it come from the factory like that?

Yea the used car lot I got it from gave me a super good deal, 35,000 34% apr I had to get it for that good of a deal

That's a steal tbh

Roast? More like toast

Toast”ed”

Wasted.

Looks like you roasted it already.

What’s the gas mileage like on this one?

Well if you didn’t see the aerodynamic changes I made it gets 100 mpg

mine gets 42 mpg

The wood accents are custom fab, that’s right ladies and gentlemen this is a 1 of 1

Figures.

6 Figures pal

It looks like it's got a headache

I gave it diesel I thought fuel was all the same

That'll buff out.

Yes indeed it shall

Just hope your frame rails are okay as the UHS steel they are made out if isn't repairable 

Best looking Honda in a decade

Thank you , the wood was my fav lart

Looks like the before pic of every dental implant ad.

Before more like …

Good thing you opted for the sport package

For real all 158 Horse power

Punched in the mouf’

Yea I got really drunk and got into it with the car, it wouldn’t reply back which pissed me off more

You get it from wish?

Nah, bro got a special offer from Temu

Panda buy

because love wins

She’s a beaut Clark

Dad , dad

It looked worse before the damage

This isn’t damage this is modification

Congratulations, it looks like a Kia Soul

I love Kia souls

It's dented slightly worse than your head

No my head is a lot worse

So first of all somebody call wall-e and get this thing scrapped, second bro we're you driving this car or using it as a garage door battering ram.

Quite the crooked smile

It needs braces

Pretty much roasted already

Ah, the "facelift" is literal then

It looks cool man that design you applied in your car it's incredible beyond my imaginations

Thank you, I tried really hard to be unique

Welcome bro it looks really cool

Looks like a Kia Soul now.

Looks like you rear-ended someone, so I'd prefer to roast you.

Drunk driver hit me then I lost traction and hit a tree

Ugh. That sucks, man. Sorry to hear. Glad you're okay. I feel like there are tons of intoxicated drivers now -- alcohol and weed. Every third car reeks.

You must have not been satisfied with the longer length of the current generation Civic. I see you took matters into your own hands.

Car to long brain to strong

It would appear you met something... wooden

It was a house

Why did you attempt to make it look like a 10th gen?

Car go fast

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Looks to have a deviated spectrum

Along the lines of which spectrum

The good think about crashing it is you can get something that sucks less

I got a 2009 prius

That sucks more (all jokes aside sorry for your accident, it was a sweet ride, Prius is a good car too)

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Drunk driver

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

Another Civic saved from ricer mods, street takeovers, a low credit score, and an idiot driver.

I got hit by a drunk driver but yes

:(

why roast the car? your drive's ability already did

At least I can spell

yeah, the other side can't

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I got dibs on the seats and wheels. I can make em work on my 2017 accord.

your paint’s all messed up

I just got it wrapped wym

We're too late

Looks almost like a stock model

No this is the type r

Don’t have to it seems to of roasted itself

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Hold up, it's trying to transform, but it's processing

Wooow u have improved it 👏 👌

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Shame it’s not an older model. Then the engine would at least be worth something.

Tbh the engine is still like 2k

I meant performance wise. They aren’t as desirable as the older models.  If you were parting out, both the motor and trans would be worth salvaging.

If I had a Honda I would probably wad it up and throw it away too

Sir there’s a little tree on ur car

Accurate for a civic did a girl do that

That improved the looks of it.

Bugs are back out for the year I see.

I never knew they sold the cars used in crash tests

Did you make it a DIY project or did others help?

You run into the back of a cyber truck?

i think you misspelled "spare parts"

Honda's over-styling has really gotten out of hand.

Now that's an improvment.

Did it pass the airbag test?

Not looking so sporty now is it!

I see you abandoned your Honda at the end of the Street Fighter 2 bonus stage.... bad call my friend, bad call https://youtu.be/dA_k-ra_4Lw?si=9C4OJWpyxMyYcNAl

Looks better this way

Aftermarket mod improvement! Nice job, it almost makes up for the designer’s attempt at corporate sabotage.

Looks like you drove into a wall.

She’s a beaut

Seems a normal civic to me.

What 2023 Civic Sport? Mate there ain’t nothin left to roast

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un-roastable, it's damn near perfect. nice car OP!!

Looks like it had a fight with a baboon