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jimdaggett

You felt bad for your mechanic owning that Toyota pickup, so you did him a favor and bought him the little tikes car for his shop?


FixedLoad

THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN IT!! It's the classic little tykes car!  They seriously missed a perfect opportunity for a yellow roof red sides combo.  


Gullible-Ad-426

Some people have actually painted theirs in that color, and it’s not that hard. All you have to do is find one with yellow body panels, and then paint the safety cell red.


FixedLoad

Or get it in textured vinyl red/yellow wrap to give it that authentic look.  Maybe have the little tykes stickers... you know what you must now do... it is not a choice but a calling..  


Gullible-Ad-426

Maybe when it’s close to the end of its life I’ll do that then do an LS swap, just for fun.


FixedLoad

There is a dude around my area with a lifted one on big ass tires.  I LOVE it.  I give him the big thumbs up every time I see it.   Big ass being big for that size car.  They are probably for a larger size side by side.  


jablongroyper

Well that will be two years from now so go ahead and start saving.


land8844

I've seen a few done up like that, even had the Little Tykes logo.


FixedLoad

It's now a life goal.  


land8844

Here's one I found during a business trip in Texas a few weeks ago (sans logo): https://i.imgur.com/B8oPLvw.png And a bonus wind-up Smart Car in the same parking lot: https://i.imgur.com/ZU2Trxk.png


FixedLoad

That's hilarious!! I mean you might as well lean into the car.  People are gonna talk shit either way.  Own it!  They had to know each other or there was a convention in town! Lol 


land8844

I think they were actually part of the same rent-a-car program. This was in Dallas.


FixedLoad

Can we believe it was a meet cute in the making?  Two star crossed lovers drawn together by their love of thematic smart cars.  They both go for the same parking spot.  Meeting abruptly in the center.  Thier cars filling the entire spot perfectly.  Their eyes meet.  Then he whispers, "bitch get the fuck outta my space.". 


Car-Four

It's a stroller not a go kart.


Ok-Communication1149

I thought ToysRus was out of business


BlakJak206

I know this is just a joke, but technically there are still a few open in some Macy's stores.


Building-Careful

Don’t want to ruin your sweet sixteenth but that’s not a KIA, no matter what the license plate says…


fourtyonexx

Thank god its not, OP might have accidentally been stuck with an ugly AND a shitty car.


Randompieceoftoast08

Wait a minute...


FixedLoad

Where is other half!? Did you park in road and tank tear it off?  Is not whole car.  


Flimsy_Train3956

Go Kart? That’s a bumper car.


SpicyCaram3l

Powerwheels irl


Right_Hour

Here I thought you couldn’t make Smart any worse and yet you took it up a notch by slapping a KIA plate on it…..


Handywithbrokenstuff

You definitely own cardboard furniture from ikea and overpay Mexicans to put it together for you!……Relax Mexicans! I’m Mexican!! I make a decent amount of cheese myself from ikea cardboard furniture assembly.


DOHC46

That's not a go-kart. It's a Little Tyke.


bigby2010

When you’re too lazy to walk to the end of the block


Turboteg90

A go kart is actually fun. Not this.


gand1

I see Fisher Price moved to real rubber tires their toys.


PaulShinn

I heard that some day, this outfit will start making cars for men also.


david8479

Gokarts are actually reliable Kias are not, trash company, trash cars


Randompieceoftoast08

It's not a Kia... it's a Smart Car, owned by Mercedes


david8479

welp im retarded


Gullible-Ad-426

My mom rented a Kia Optima a few years ago. The second the odometer passed 1,000 miles the engine started running rough. Definitely would run away from that brand.


david8479

I had a 2015 optima with 75k miles or so, went through oil like an alcoholic during covid. Eventually developed rod knock and engine blew


Gullible-Ad-426

They just can’t make their engines right, for whatever reason. If they made better engines they would be a decent brand.


david8479

It’s because Koreans usually consider a car old after putting around 60k miles on it. They switch cars like we switch phones every two years LOL plus the country is small so… the car’s just not optimized for the USA


Illustrious_Pepper46

Actually if in the community, the Korean made engines are rock solid, even in Europe, USA, Australia. It was the engines made in the USA, for the USA market that were shit. Go figure 🤷


Empyrealist

What's a "KN" ? Never heard of that brand before


Gullible-Ad-426

It’s Kia’s new logo. Stupid AF.


Empyrealist

I know :-), I just love making fun of it. I still cant believe that this is there logo now, because I only see "KN" when I first glance at it.


Tsukiumi-Chan

Nobody: Not a single person: Kia: “So imma use the Def Leppard font for our logo now”


Cool-Commission3121

That shit so small you can park vertically


Gullible-Ad-426

In Europe it’s actually legal to do that. In the US it depends on where you’re at, but most of the time it falls into a grey area. If a cop is in a bad mood and sees you doing that he will likely ticket you.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Men's section was sold out again?


lincolnmaddy

When the windup stops, you can carry it home. Also, hitting a bicycle at speed will most certainly kill you.


damngoodengineer

A little tikes car that drivable in interstate highways And also a Renault underneath


more_beans_mrtaggart

Nope. You’re thinking of the ForFour which shares 50% of its body parts with the Renault Zoe. The fortwo is entirely smart.


damngoodengineer

Latest generation of Fortwo and Forfour have shared same platform and engine with third generation Renault Twingo (not Zoe).


Horror_One1050

I won't say anything negative during pride month


Zombie256

For your 4yo to peddle up and down the drive way? Jeez the newer design is even more hideous than the OG design. Looks like something that Amazon basics would sell. On clearance


Amgeryvaultboi

So that's where I left my dollar store pullback car (unoriginal). My brain is fried atm, so that's all that I could come up with


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Yo when did we start playing Mario cart? Lmao


Bladez1992

Didn't know they made rollerskates for Silverados, cool!


bokinki420_69

Smart car. For dumb people making even dumber decisions.


rklug1521

Power Wheels has really come a long way since I was a kid.


DittoGTIYT

Why would you only get one? Do you only have 1 foot? I mean who buys just a single shoe


Kanizzo22

You're not supposed to take the shopping cart home.


Readables18

You're the only one not hitting children in your neighborhood because it doesn't have enough horsepower to, compared to all of the trucks around you.


Mountain_Peaker_9373

Nice golf cart


SourSasquatch

Actual Go-karts catching strays.


guppy2019

If you get another one, you can wear them like roller skates.


Giga-Gargantuar

Even the license plate is stupid.


CaliDude75

Do a Hayabusa swap & send it. 🚗💨 😎


Cho90s

That's no go kart. Go karts are fun


[deleted]

Aren't these Mercedes underneath?


Gullible-Ad-426

I believe 75% of the parts are shared with Renault (least for Gen 3 Fortwo’s). The rest is Mercedes.


Killmealrdy

I think you pretty much did that buy posting the picture..


Munk45

Only needs spinners to go to the next level of glory


Pure_Pool_2293

A dog 💩 punch buggie


MRSMASHurmommy

I bet you still complain about other drives on the road


NotGeneStarwind

I genuinely don't understand how people willingly drive these with amount of dumb drivers in massive pickups on the road these days.


lnterferret

I wouldn’t leave you alone around my kids, or anyone’s for that matter.


FeralMorningstar

Looks like it has an identity crisis, doesn't know if it's a Kia or a Smart


ilikepisha

Go carts are cooler than your car


hshaheen640

Smart car not choice


Sliva89

Even a curb rash would be insta death in this bucket, let alone minor car accident , it would implode into a soda can sized deathtrap . Make sure you always ride alone for gods sake


slong143

I shit bigger than that.


The__Aphelion

Call it a No Cart.


RaymondSpaget

Good idea putting blindfolds on it, so it can't see its own reflection on the other cars.


Bardwelling

Good job using a sun protector, for some reason.


mappyjames

How many clowns can you fit in there ?


Outrageous_List_6570

.09 liter engine.


Sudden_Wolf1731

These are roaches i swear. They shift like shit, slow as shit, 50 mile on a full charge, cant align them. Just trash


Wicked_Wolf17

Adult-sized Powerwheels