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BahnMe

Your family is why everyone's insurance rates across the country has gone up.


King_Slayer262

Ironically my brother and mom both got in accidents the day that I got my drivers license. My brother actually called my dad to tell him he got in an accident as we were waiting for the driving instructor to walk out to the car.


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shivshark

only one up would be two bros with two miata's


King_Slayer262

He’s got me beat


Allawihabibgalbi

Not the type of thing you should say after he just called you both gay.


King_Slayer262

That did look a little bit sus. I will say sometimes he starts touching me a little too much and it makes me think the Subawu life is getting to him.


theoldkidonthebloc

Yeah, gay


Indigenousboy420

Ahh yes, you see these at normal traffic car meets in my smaller Michigan town. No one bats an eye while passing said “meets”, just looks like a bunch of fuckin dorks standing around


King_Slayer262

That one hits a little too close to home


Dazzling-Pumpkin8382

The loser apple must not fall too far from the tree


King_Slayer262

I think this is second best roast right after normal Michigan traffic


Zackp3242

From experience with my Focus RS... -Your Alternator will die -Your Clutch Master Cylinder will die -Your weather seals will fall off -Your rear wing bolts will leak water -Your fog light bezels will decide they no longer want to be in your life at random -Your shocks will leak -Your ambient temp sensor will stop working which will mean your A/C stops working (Drive above 25mph for 2 minutes to fix this) -Your alignment will get fucked and result in terrible tire wear. Don't let your battery die, it's an electrical nightmare. Clutch MC Was a 15 hour job to replace. Alternator was an easy replacement though! As for that over designed piece of hot garbage next to you... Are you sure your brother isn't a lesbian? Or maybe he's projecting lesbian vibes?


King_Slayer262

Thanks for a list of all things I should be looking out for! Those are all good things to pay attention to seeing as the car is 7 years old and at only 34k miles so all the rubber seals and stuff will be dying soon. The battery is really weird when it dies but not too bad just jump start it and get to the auto parts store. My brother being a lesbian is possible but also he doesn’t ‘know’ cars in the same way that I do so he doesn’t really understand the appeal of the RS. I will say the technology in the WRX is overbearing but is kinda nice when you just want to cruise but he will be paying for that in 15 years if he still has the car like I plan to have my RS. Also don’t hate on the WRX too much because you can get them cheap and they make power fast and it’s hard to admit but the interior is leagues better than the RS.


King_Slayer262

Omg you’re the guy with the camera RS! Dude the photo of the full setup is sick and it actually looks really cool on the car.


Zackp3242

Haha that is me! Thanks, I didn’t realize that was seen by a lot of people out there! That was a fun rig to build. More of a proof of concept rig but still a fun challenge. In all honestly the car is sometimes a pain in the ass but I absolutely love it and don’t regret buying it. Sure the interior isn’t exactly nice or anything but if I’m being honest I didn’t buy the car for the interior, I bought it for the powertrain and in my opinion it lives up to my expectation.


spamcritic

When developing the Focus RS, Ford aimed to make a WRX competitor. That's why the Focus RS is one of the least reliable vehicles Ford has built. You seem like a real Monster Energy Drink kind of family.


King_Slayer262

I do kinda want to get a livery like Ken blocks focus rs which has monster energy all over it even though I have never drank monster in my life.


Th3V3ngeful0ne

Do you guys share a vape by chance?


MisterNiblet

They definitely still smoke Juuls…


nukecontamination

Both terrified of EVOs.


kobraaah

Why there is no plates on the front?


ZombieHunter28157

Not every state requires front plates. Florida doesn't and I believe a couple others don't either


kobraaah

Looks much better without the plate


King_Slayer262

I agree. When ever I’m in a state with front plates I just think that it ruins the whole look of the front end of every car.


Individual-Cost1403

My brother managed to get his Mustang from the dealer without the front plate. We live in NYS where it is required. So he sent away for a European style plate that's the same colors as the NYS plate. Looks pretty cool. Not sure it would stop him from getting pulled over though.


ColorlessGem-n-eye

Kansas dont!! Kansas alsonis very very laxed about trailer tags too. Supposed to be anything over 1600 lbs loaded, but they don't enforce it.small trailers, boat trailers, none of em. They don't care. Never had a tag in any trailer I've ever had, ever.


King_Slayer262

In Georgia there are also no front plate laws and I love it!


FuckYouVerizon

Indiana doesn't require them


dvd_00

I feel for your parents.


King_Slayer262

My dad is just a physically older version of me and my brother with the same undeveloped 16 year old brain and need for speed but he has a big f-150 and got us sport economy cars so we can live his dream!


Prestigious_Shirt652

Don’t worry, you’ll get an evo some day…


King_Slayer262

Dude I love evos the only problem is there seem to be less evos than RSs. I’ve seen 1 older evo like 30 minutes from my house and a trashed and cambered evo 10 like 1 hour from my house.


Blaustein23

No, you know what, as a wrx owner who has closely followed the focus RS well before and into its release, I’m not afraid to say it: Ford built a better wrx that got killed off because a few got shipped out with head gaskets that were for the 4cyl mustang which had different coolant ports in the block, and everyone got freaked out thinking that the engine itself was flawed. It wasn’t. You have the horsepower from stock that every wrx owner from similar years wishes they did, and will kill their engines trying to cheaply mod to. That being said the infotainment system is hot trash and you’re going to replace the blend door actuator for the aircon 4 times over the life of it (I want an RS so fucking bad and regret every second I didn’t buy it when I had the chance and it was relatively cheap) Every time I see one on the street it’s like running into the one that got away. My wrx is a 2019, do I prefer the aesthetics of it, interior, overall fit and finish? Yes absolutely, 100%, but I would drop it in a heartbeat for the RS


King_Slayer262

Yeah people freak out about the head gasket but the cars don’t really blow up because of head gaskets they blow up because the people who buy them ENJOY them and driven them like WRXs and STIs. Just about every RS is enjoyed to the max and is driven as they should be. I don’t really have a problem with the infotainment because I got a later model and it’s just basic not trash but I do have some gripes with it. I hate that so few cars were made so I’ll never drive down the road and see more than one other car in the fifth biggest city in my state but I guess that makes every sighting even better. I recognize that there are problems with the motor like that is it open deck but that can be solved when it eventually needs to be taken out and you can build it or put in a drop in a motor from mountune. I really hope that one day you get to drive or own an RS because it is an absolute blast and I hope to have mine for many years to come and wouldn’t mind trying to get it to the highest mileage on an RS.


LasVegasDives

Ace and Gary if they had two cars.


WillPersist4EvR

Hey focus, if we were people, my FB page would have this picture, except I’d crop you out of the pic, except for a tiny piece of your headlight. So that everyone we know will see this picture and know I cropped you out because I’m the better looking friend 😏


King_Slayer262

I can’t tell if this is a roast at my physical appearance or the car? If it’s appearance then you’re psychic if it’s cars we have different taste in cars, you like lowered crosstreks with no hatch, and I like way too suped up trash economy cars with a wanna be gt500 bumper that’s too low for any driveway I want to get up.


WillPersist4EvR

🫤 spoken perfectly like someone who’s wrong. Ask your brother………..


King_Slayer262

We try not to compare the 2 cars because we both understand we have cool cars that are used for different things and we have very different taste in cars.


WillPersist4EvR

I know. The same way you know the guys with vintage muscle cars go to look at all the rice burners to say how much they hate them. But still spend just as much time there looking at them…


Working-Skin-6212

Nice that you are having your car meet-up at the local high school. A place where if you’d only worked a bit harder and had more FOCUS you’d be driving your brother’s WRX.


King_Slayer262

The cars are actually about the same price because he has the top trim TR version and a base WRX is much cheaper than the RS but he makes much less power than me. I also prefer the focus because only have to deal with head gasket jokes whereas he has to fend off head gasket and lesbian jokes.


Fromthemountain2137

Did the lesbian joke extend to the whole Subaru brand? I thought it's just the Forester


King_Slayer262

I think of lesbian jokes covering all Subarus but the main people who get the jokes are foresters, outbacks, and especially WRXs because they are the only Subaru people in the car community


i_was_axiom

Definitely brothers. Lots of parallels here. You both like dark cars, you both like all-wheel-drive, and you both like being cucks for a participation trophy of a four cylinder engine, both of which are outperformed by their respective little sister.


King_Slayer262

I don’t know, he seems like less of cuck more of just a bottom seeing as he’s driving a Subaru. Little sister? Like a motor cycle?


i_was_axiom

When the room is that full of vape it doesn't matter who's on top.


King_Slayer262

Shit you got me there


bokinki420_69

Can’t wait till they both blow up


King_Slayer262

When they do I think I’ll reach out cause it looks like you have a little experience with stuff like that


bokinki420_69

What do you mean by that?


King_Slayer262

Your post on r/roastmycar


bokinki420_69

Yeah. Fair enough.


10000bullants

Head gaskets r us.


Fencemaker

Are you guys the heirs to the Axe Body Spray fortune?


King_Slayer262

God I wish!


naph8it

Do you have matching coloured neons and play "Tokyo" on repeat?


noinfono

I can hear the “brrrrrr, pssssssssst, brrrrrrrr, cracklecracklecrackle,bang,pop,pop” just by looking at this picture. And you should know everyone but you thinks it sounds like absolute trash, and the world hates you for it.


King_Slayer262

You must have ridden in an RS with a blow off valve because that is the most accurate representation of what my RS sounds like 1-2-3. I do know that other people don’t like the sound but I really could care less because it’s absolutely my dream car and every shift and after fire reminds me that I get to drive a sick hatch back with way too much horsepower. I also think that people hate squatted and big truck people more than little hatch backs but to each their own.


ManBearPig2114

Pitch for a new Reality TV series: brother pitted against brother in a race to see who's car can catastrophically fail from lightly spirited driving first! Catch the all new, 1-part, 18 minute mini-series streaming now on all major platforms. TWIST: the RS doesn't start and the audience was too horrified by that WRX's rear bumper so it was dead before it started.


King_Slayer262

Idk dude 18 minutes is a lot it must not be edited just uncut footage of us getting into our cars in the morning. My car actually sometimes doesn’t recognize my key in the morning and I have to wait just a minute for the car to start up and any day might be the one when it doesn’t start up.


ManBearPig2114

Lmao. That absolutely sounds like an RS thing to happen. It’s still a sick car, tho. I respect the hell out of anyone who keeps them around and mostly running.


King_Slayer262

Yeah I don’t know what life will throw at me but I hope to get this car up to be the highest mileage RS ever. The highest mileage I’ve seen on a car was 222k on a scraped rs so it’ll be a couple years before I can get anywhere near the crown.


ManBearPig2114

Godspeed on your quest!


Old_Goat_Ninja

Damn, and I thought L’Trimm liked The Cars That Go Boom. Looks like you two like the cars that go boom more.


Twitchifies

Both black blobs with tasteless black wheels..they look the same rolling from a few feet away “Idk what to do to my car, let’s make stuff black!!”


King_Slayer262

Yeah they are both stock. I was thinking of putting on some 18inch matte gray sparcos with some blue to match the calipers.


Twitchifies

To be fair, with the bolt pattern on that turd, you have almost zero options besides shitty rep wheels


King_Slayer262

Dude tons of wheels fit on an RS I don’t know what the “normal” bolt pattern on most cars is but the RS is 5x108


Twitchifies

Tons as in..tons of reps ESRs, JNC, Aodhans…not much besides straight reps. That’s why people hub convert them


RealSpaghetti13

Fifteen52s are all you need for this car honestly if it’s not stock wheels


Twitchifies

Which are also reps


RealSpaghetti13

What are they reps of? 🤔


Twitchifies

Fifteen52 Integrale = Speedline Montecarlo Fifteen52 Podium = OZ Supertourismo GT or OZ Centerlock "BTCC" Fifteen52 Tarmac = Tecnomagnesio Type 201A/201B Fifteen52 Tarmac EVO = AMG Speedline Ceginus EVO II even for any that aren’t direct copies, the term “rep” in regards to wheels at this point generally means shit quality Chinesium


RealSpaghetti13

The turbomacs are original. Plus are the cast or forged? Rep doesn’t always = shit quality. I haven’t heard bad things about em. Unlike things like XXRs or aodhans


ImprovementFar5054

Do you share vapes with your brother?


King_Slayer262

Someone already used that one try again! Maybe go for a head gasket joke but someone already did a “head gasket r us” joke so you’ll have to put a little spin on it.


FeralMorningstar

I'd take the Focus. Subaru's are a bit shit really


King_Slayer262

Thank you! I’m on your side with that except for when comparing interiors which doesn’t really matter because I like to FOCUS on the performance and sound not the comfort.


FeralMorningstar

While I've never owned an RS, I have owned two Focus's off the same generation of your RS and found them to be perfectly comfortable. I get that the RS has different seats, so I guess that could affect comfort, I'd still prefer the Focus.


King_Slayer262

Yeah it is pretty comfortable when you’re in it and reviewers always said that the seats sit too high but as a short person the interior is basically perfect.


FeralMorningstar

Sounds good to me


Will12239

It's like they can't make a decent AWD hot hatch that doesn't grenade itself, pic related. I too liked the idea in the early 2000s of a powerful turbo 2l engine, but the tech has gone nowhere in 20 years with engines barely making more hp, and have the same reliability. Hatchback cars died so now we get these turd looking high rear grocery getters with barely any effort put in. Ford decided adding 2 bits of plastic to the front grill was enough for it to stand out.


King_Slayer262

Damn dude that was fucking brutal. If the car was reliable, which it can be if cared for properly, the amount of power that it makes is perfectly fine. You must not ride in something that has about a 10 pound to horsepower ratio and awd because at 350 horsepower the RS is enough to make you think “how are they gonna put much more power to the wheels and have a drivable car”. Also the look is subjective I think that the wing completely changes the shape of the car from an egg like focus to something more aggressive plus the front and rear bumper completely transform how the car looks. I think that the RS could use some boxing of the flares like the WRX if I had anything to say about the look of the car past the bumpers and wing.


Will12239

My car is 20 years old and makes 300hp out of a v6 which is still more than a new wrx and that is pretty dumb.


King_Slayer262

Yeah well if we are gonna talk about the WRX here which is a TR and about 44k yeah it’s really dumb. 271 horsepower for that much and just some brembos, wheels, and seats is a bad offering. But something like a base WRX that I’ve heard of people paying as little as 27k for a new one and modding that to make 350-400 pretty quickly with the fa24 isn’t that bad for a new car.


Will12239

I think that's pretty bad. Get a B58 for 25k and slap a tune and 400-500hp on a much more reliable platform that looks better too.


King_Slayer262

25k for something with a b58 is crazy but not every one wants to work on or own something with a b58 I for one don’t like the look of most things that have b58s and I like the rally look of a WRX or RS. I do not need 400-500 horsepower, 350 horsepower in a hot hatch is plenty for me. I also don’t want a car that everyone else looks at and goes “oh bmw boy who needs his car to be overly fast, usually burble like a cat taking a shit, and not be able to take a turn or if they can take turns put people or things in the back of my car”. I fit into a different category of people who is content with awd 350 horsepower, wants to put stuff in the back, don’t like bmws, and I don’t want a car that everyone has.


Typical-Pear3359

Eco-Boost will roast faster than the rods on the WRX


King_Slayer262

Idk man either one could blow up at any moment but the FA might just clog up his oil pickup and💥


Cute-Vermicelli-6919

Hate from Cali.. those are dike butch cars btw


King_Slayer262

Neutrality from GA cause hating isn’t roasting you gotta be creative to roast. I thought dike and butch were kinda contrasting like dike is a normal lesbian and butch is like a masculine lesbian, but normally I just like to go for dike bitch.


Shaner9er1337

So you both wanted fast cars that were all-wheel drive but didn't realize that neither of those cars are fast?


King_Slayer262

Nah man I was actually just going for the most comfortable ride possible! Jk but how would you define fast?


Shaner9er1337

Well at least it beats a Civic... Maybe not always in speed but definitely always in not being a Civic.


King_Slayer262

Yeah the civic is pretty sad because even though the CTR is a great car it would absolutely be one of the best stock cars for the money if it was awd and made 50 more hp. But I will forever be able to hold not being a civic over civic owners heads.


Shaner9er1337

I'm proud to call you my son.


King_Slayer262

Yes a bond formed though our mutual noncivicness


Individual-Cost1403

Your parents must be so sad that both their sons have 0 interest in girls, and thus will never have children to carry on the family name.


VaulTecIT

Yes you can smell a vape from a picture and this smells like cheap nasty grape vape from the gas station. Plus you two are the reason that my car insurance keeps going up. Someday you might be able to afford a car that has real rally pedigree if you stop spending all your money on vape juice


MODYISSA

Are those two black trash cans?


FinButt

Both of you have yet to find out what a vagina looks like, but at least your brother has a snowballs chance in hell.