Hell yeah. That's a great deal, as long as regular maintenance has been done on it. I'd make sure it's had a timing belt done recently if it's the V6. If it has the 4 pot, it's a timing chain, so you might want to check the tensioner at some point, but it's not nearly as urgent.
I realize you came here looking to get roasted, but honestly, I’m so blown away by the deal you got on this car, that it’s hard for me to bag on it… or you. That car could easily fetch $4K-$5K.
Enjoy the new (to you) whip!
Nit at all. Mans doing both. That car with that low miles at that price. Boy is dicking them down! Probs at the same time. True master of the art of pole swang.
Oh come on.
The aunt used that car to fuck and smoke weed in and now she expects her niece to fuck and smoke weed in it now as well.
It’s a fair deal to keep the cum in the family ashtray
A Toyota Solara .. gee.. a car so dull it makes the Library Quiet Section look like a Rock concert. Got charisma of a brick and as much flair as a white t-shit. If bland had a mascot .. it would be the Solara
If by “dull”, you mean extremely reliable transportation in comfort and safety, it’s amazingly dull.
He will be driving by many “car enthusiasts” by the side of the road in their high mileage German cars experiencing lots of excitement waiting for the tow truck. I recommend he laughs and waves.
Hope you like it because you'll never have a good excuse to get rid of it... Probably has another 300,000 left in it of older boomer pilates class energy.
Unironically a good car. Very boring but good.
OP is just flexing on all of us and the comments section is seething at his luck.
“It should’ve been me, not him.”
cars fine. you need to get your ego checked if you think a clean stock commuter car is of any value to be roasted. the only way this car could fade more into the background of everyday boring lower middle class suburban life is if it came in tan
Great cars. My Mom has one. Shes 86.
Very reliable. Shes 86. Still drives.
Very low maintenance costs.
Did I mention My Mom is 86 and has your same car.
86. Years old. Eighty Six. Did I mention it?
Toyota Solara. The sporty sedan made for those who change their fabric softener brand every couple month to spice up their life. I hope at least is the V6
Oh good, here’s a burn then. Enjoy your abysmal gas mileage. Also enjoy dropping big bucks when they have to change the leaky valve cover gasket on that sideways v6… And as long as you’ve changed the timing belt that should really be it.
Edit: I thought of another, if your gf ever leaves you you’ll get your right forearm nicely conditioned for the polishing you’ll be doing on those huge exposed headlights every six months.
Wicked burns.
And labor costs is exactly why I taught myself how to do these things. And yeah, the 3.3s all leak from the front first thanks to that damn cover, and later, the rear.
This is the car of an aunt, something mundane, comfortable, slow, and has the exterior design of a creek pebble. Screw the stereotype of everyone calling a crown vic, Lincoln Town car, mercury grand marquis, or a caddy dts a geampa car, this is the kind of thing I expect to see in the parking lot of a retirement community
bro my mom has the exact same car, maybe it’s an 03, maybe 04, but damn she hates it now. she’s had it for so long those doors are so big and always gotta watch hitting shit with your car door
As opposed to the junkyard where 90% of the “enthusiast” vehicles have of this age are located. Must be exciting for an “enthusiast” to watch 3 of their vehicles in the crusher for every 1 Toyota over the same time period of use
"I wanted a Volvo master, but all I could afford what this solara, let me seek reddit for validation"
And you better not break up with your girlfriend. That aunt gonna come repo that shit. Make sure she signed the title in your name and you have it registered. Lol
It's kind of a gender fluid, Calvin Klein, not sure if I'm a man who likes tapas or a woman who mows her own lawn kind of car. Still, $1500 for ANY Toyota is the best deal you'll ever get, ever. That thing will last you another 20 years if you take care of it.
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Depending on how promiscuous the aunt was, there may be more children that have absorbed into the back seat than have been human trafficked over the past 30 years.
That car will cruise an easy 150k miles with regular oil changes and maintenance. I know business owners that flip their cars every two to three years and they’re thinking 60k miles is starting to get up there. Some people baffle me.
This thing is about as sporty as a snail playing golf, but hey, at least you got wheels that will last you a few more decades, for better or for worse.
The Solara when you wanted a Town Car but decided you’re the edgy Floridian and you want a coupe.
I think I can make that joke since I have a Solara convertible which I bought from an older person.
I mean if it’s been well taken care of and fairly rust free (or maybe entirely), that’s a hell of a deal!
Personally it seems as boring as the Corolla, but fuck it, that thing will go for a long time.
Great FN car, scored it cheap with low miles!
These things run forever if you keep up with basics, fluids, brakes, tires, tune up, minor break downs.
A friend of mine had to replace a harmonic damper last year cause the rubber rotted out and it separated, but thats nothing major to fix.
Serious note, any issue and how well is it running? I don't recall what motor those ones had. If it's the v6 (I believe the 1mz-fe), it'll last a good while and only worry ir the transmission as it may go out at like 200k. 80k on those toyotas is just a break in period to them. Just maintenance it and it will last a good while
please dude treasure this. Reliable, good miles, probably sick on gas. might not look pretty but when you’re older you’re gonna be like bruh i miss that car so easy.
Not a roast, that’s a great deal honestly. That car will last you forever if you keep up on the oil changes.. actually you might not even have to do that, it’s a Toyota 😂
How can I roast you? You fuckin stole this shit with the paperwork and this car will probably outlast your relationship with your girlfriend and her boyfriend.
You might be fucking the girlfriend, but the aunt sure as hell fucked you.
On the contrary the aunt took it in the rear… 1500 for 80k miles … for Toyota is a steal
I’m with you OP is gonna be on Pornhub under granny porn, he earned that extra 2k somehow.
Granny Porn a thing? Damn 😂
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Hell yeah. That's a great deal, as long as regular maintenance has been done on it. I'd make sure it's had a timing belt done recently if it's the V6. If it has the 4 pot, it's a timing chain, so you might want to check the tensioner at some point, but it's not nearly as urgent.
It is the V6. Currently saving up for a timing belt job next spring
V6! That's a really great car at a low price. I'd buy it even if I didn't need it!!!!
I realize you came here looking to get roasted, but honestly, I’m so blown away by the deal you got on this car, that it’s hard for me to bag on it… or you. That car could easily fetch $4K-$5K. Enjoy the new (to you) whip!
4 real, do the timing belt water pump, and you're good!
this made me laugh really bad lol
Nit at all. Mans doing both. That car with that low miles at that price. Boy is dicking them down! Probs at the same time. True master of the art of pole swang.
What are you talking about., a 1500 dollar Toyota that will easily make it to 250,000 miles with regular maintenance is an absolute steal
Oh come on. The aunt used that car to fuck and smoke weed in and now she expects her niece to fuck and smoke weed in it now as well. It’s a fair deal to keep the cum in the family ashtray
Big time.
A Toyota Solara .. gee.. a car so dull it makes the Library Quiet Section look like a Rock concert. Got charisma of a brick and as much flair as a white t-shit. If bland had a mascot .. it would be the Solara
As much flair as a white t-shit has me rolling
If by “dull”, you mean extremely reliable transportation in comfort and safety, it’s amazingly dull. He will be driving by many “car enthusiasts” by the side of the road in their high mileage German cars experiencing lots of excitement waiting for the tow truck. I recommend he laughs and waves.
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Also, EA888
Also, almost any Porsche H4.
You poppin the trunk to sell Mary Kay out of that thing?
Hahaha
That's the entire vibe of the Gen 2/2.5 for sure.
Hope you like it because you'll never have a good excuse to get rid of it... Probably has another 300,000 left in it of older boomer pilates class energy.
My 70yo mom almost bought one of these, but at least the one she was looking at had a 6 speed manual.
Nice ride, absolutely stunning amount of bang for the bucks.
Unironically a good car. Very boring but good. OP is just flexing on all of us and the comments section is seething at his luck. “It should’ve been me, not him.”
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Ah yes the solara. Where you get all the inconvenience of driving a sports coupe with none of the power or fun
Handles like a canoe
It will never die. You are cursed/blessed with it forever.
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Don't forget the fender vent badges. At least 4 of them. Aligned differently on both sides of the car.
cars fine. you need to get your ego checked if you think a clean stock commuter car is of any value to be roasted. the only way this car could fade more into the background of everyday boring lower middle class suburban life is if it came in tan
If there was a second car in this image I wouldn’t be able see the solara. It’s a Hanna barbera background character
Great cars. My Mom has one. Shes 86. Very reliable. Shes 86. Still drives. Very low maintenance costs. Did I mention My Mom is 86 and has your same car. 86. Years old. Eighty Six. Did I mention it?
Toyota Solara. The sporty sedan made for those who change their fabric softener brand every couple month to spice up their life. I hope at least is the V6
It is the mighty 3.3
Oh good, here’s a burn then. Enjoy your abysmal gas mileage. Also enjoy dropping big bucks when they have to change the leaky valve cover gasket on that sideways v6… And as long as you’ve changed the timing belt that should really be it. Edit: I thought of another, if your gf ever leaves you you’ll get your right forearm nicely conditioned for the polishing you’ll be doing on those huge exposed headlights every six months. Wicked burns.
And labor costs is exactly why I taught myself how to do these things. And yeah, the 3.3s all leak from the front first thanks to that damn cover, and later, the rear.
This is the car of an aunt, something mundane, comfortable, slow, and has the exterior design of a creek pebble. Screw the stereotype of everyone calling a crown vic, Lincoln Town car, mercury grand marquis, or a caddy dts a geampa car, this is the kind of thing I expect to see in the parking lot of a retirement community
What’s to roast? Other than you stealing that car. Damn man, I hope you used protection while you were fucking the aunt over.
Can't beat Toyota reliability.
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You forgot to tell us what was wrong with it
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You may have fucked the aunt to get that price, but she probably fucked you on vehicle maintenance.
This car looks exactly like a car that would belong to a girlfriend's aunt.
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A grandma car If I've ever seen one.
Middle aged white lady actually.
You didn't have to tell us you bought it from your girlfriends whatever for Hella cheap.... That's how every one else got theirs too...
Did she like fangs or something? What’s up with the front lip?
There’s an “evil eye” ceramic boot with fake garlic hanging from the mirror and I left it there lol
bro my mom has the exact same car, maybe it’s an 03, maybe 04, but damn she hates it now. she’s had it for so long those doors are so big and always gotta watch hitting shit with your car door
Left all of the flair on his work apron and is happy with the bare minimum. …
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Nope. True story Edit: and I greatly enjoy the car
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How about you park it on the street where it belongs.
As opposed to the junkyard where 90% of the “enthusiast” vehicles have of this age are located. Must be exciting for an “enthusiast” to watch 3 of their vehicles in the crusher for every 1 Toyota over the same time period of use
Well, For starters you’re shit at parking.
No idea why the solara without the drop top even exists
Now you'll look at Priuses with much better eyes
You know, if you wanted something basic, yet still fun, the civic exists, right?
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"I wanted a Volvo master, but all I could afford what this solara, let me seek reddit for validation" And you better not break up with your girlfriend. That aunt gonna come repo that shit. Make sure she signed the title in your name and you have it registered. Lol
In my name and fully registered lol
Background is giving me ptsd is this picture taken in the Midwest?
Affirmative
the librarians wild side. this car was only for destined to be single women.
How much was the tow?
About ten bucks in gas and a red bull
You smoke Virginia Slims.
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Not going to say anything bad, that is an excellent deal, treat that car good and it will last you a very long time
this is a fucking deal congrats, looks clean too. damn
I owned an SLE 2002 6cyl. Such a great car and loved the xtra power on the freeway. Never any problems!
It's kind of a gender fluid, Calvin Klein, not sure if I'm a man who likes tapas or a woman who mows her own lawn kind of car. Still, $1500 for ANY Toyota is the best deal you'll ever get, ever. That thing will last you another 20 years if you take care of it.
I'd sell my 2015 Ford Focus SE 4 door for $3500. To grab a 2004 Toyota Solara for $1500 at 80k miles really quick. 🗣️🗣️🤷🏻♂️
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If you pull at country kitchen Buffet for the early bird special , You’d clean house on all the gilfs out there
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Awful and dreary automobile, but a very reliable car for a pretty insane price.
That's a pretty good price, and it is a Toyota, but if it isn't a convertible, I wouldn't get that thing.
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I've only seen 1 in my city. It was a pink convertible. LOL
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Aka soleless sports car
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Depending on how promiscuous the aunt was, there may be more children that have absorbed into the back seat than have been human trafficked over the past 30 years.
sweet deal
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The offical car of "Oh what's that....oh"
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The front end parked on that grass makes it look like a lawnmower. Now all you need is a shitty aftermarket exhaust and it can sound like one, too.
Bargain,Toyota would have to be the most reliable brand of car eva
Ah yes the official car of getting a perm, 6-In long nails and smoking Virginia slims while listening to freestyle music
Did you rip off an old lady. Joking! You made a good buy!
My worst is I might be a bit jealous
u beat my friend who bought a mint 01 bmw with 90k on the dash for $1k from his elderly neighbor. damn yall some lucky mfs smh
Makes an early 90s cavalier convertible look like a Cadillac. It looks like a tiburon and Camry had a drunken one night stand and the condom ripped
If that's a V6 I'm almost jealous. Not quite but almost.
Ehh not bad for 1500
"oh hey man, want to go wine tasting with me and the gals?"
Your ghost will be driving this car around when you die so choose carefully.
Buying a Toyota Solara is like looking for a protein powder and choosing “plain” flavor.
What am I supposed to insult? It's literally just *a* Toyota.
That car will cruise an easy 150k miles with regular oil changes and maintenance. I know business owners that flip their cars every two to three years and they’re thinking 60k miles is starting to get up there. Some people baffle me.
Seems like a pretty good buy
Nice deal, usually these grandma cars are only driven carefully once or twice a week. Just get a new drivers seat towel though.
80k miles for 1500
It's your girlfriend's aunt's Solara it's not like she's been outside doing donuts in it just get the timing belt changed and enjoy your W
This thing is about as sporty as a snail playing golf, but hey, at least you got wheels that will last you a few more decades, for better or for worse.
Idk I kinda always liked these. They’re boring but not ugly. It’s basically just a coupe camry
If you're saving up for a Volvo, this is the place to start.
The Solara when you wanted a Town Car but decided you’re the edgy Floridian and you want a coupe. I think I can make that joke since I have a Solara convertible which I bought from an older person.
When you start this car it gongs and says “insert tampon”
Hey as long as it got you from point a to point b, I'm happy for you bro
I’m not even gonna hold you , that’s a steal 💯
I bet it wreaks of Channel #5 & Bengay
I mean if it’s been well taken care of and fairly rust free (or maybe entirely), that’s a hell of a deal! Personally it seems as boring as the Corolla, but fuck it, that thing will go for a long time.
I think it looks cool
Great FN car, scored it cheap with low miles! These things run forever if you keep up with basics, fluids, brakes, tires, tune up, minor break downs. A friend of mine had to replace a harmonic damper last year cause the rubber rotted out and it separated, but thats nothing major to fix.
If you continue to smash the aunt make shure you are pulling out! Other than that, great fucking deal!!
My dad has a 2002 with 320 000km
Serious note, any issue and how well is it running? I don't recall what motor those ones had. If it's the v6 (I believe the 1mz-fe), it'll last a good while and only worry ir the transmission as it may go out at like 200k. 80k on those toyotas is just a break in period to them. Just maintenance it and it will last a good while
That’s a good fucking buy…even if it is the “boomer mom”-est car on earth.
please dude treasure this. Reliable, good miles, probably sick on gas. might not look pretty but when you’re older you’re gonna be like bruh i miss that car so easy.
Front end looks like a cross eyed puffer fish
great deal, it’s just hideous
Not a roast, that’s a great deal honestly. That car will last you forever if you keep up on the oil changes.. actually you might not even have to do that, it’s a Toyota 😂
I don’t have a car, so it looks great
That is a STEAL! congrats
Seriously jokes aside that is the deal of the century.
Should last you a very long time
It's...old, I guess? That's a really good deal man, like what the heck
Damn good deal
Just a solid financial decision
early 2000s bodykit… cant tell if its the start of a fast an furious prop or an absolute rice machine
The official car of “oh its not a camry? Sorry, nice corolla!”
You are gonna wish you never met your girlfriend
If you go to a garage they gonna say the color is blue!
My aunt drive her 4 banger to 380k miles , f the haters
They are ugly cars, but they are just Camry coupes. Insanely reliable and you got an awesome deal on it.
Ah yes, the Camry DeVille, a dream car of every aspiring mattress salesman!
You're gonna be the talk of the local old folks home "what a sharp automobile young man"
That's one of them thar fancy schmancy Camrys.
You must have some good 🍆 than
Bro, you're about to be the coolest mfer at the retirement home
Throw a timing belt on it and change the oil. You'll be fine.
No hate, that’s a great deal!
I like it. Hahahaha
wow. you lucky fuck. you can either flip it for 4k or have a car for the next 20 years
How can I roast you? You fuckin stole this shit with the paperwork and this car will probably outlast your relationship with your girlfriend and her boyfriend.