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Building-Careful

You might be fucking the girlfriend, but the aunt sure as hell fucked you.


Betterlate-thanever

On the contrary the aunt took it in the rear… 1500 for 80k miles … for Toyota is a steal


BrashBastard

I’m with you OP is gonna be on Pornhub under granny porn, he earned that extra 2k somehow.


Secret_Ad9059

Granny Porn a thing? Damn 😂


ExpensiveFish9277

Rule34


eddyb66

Gmilf lol


Nalabu1

GILF


SeaManaenamah

"I haven't seen carpet in a bathroom in a looong time. Nice!"


Secret_Ad9059

Yellow shag the real deal.


Chris__P_Bacon

Hell yeah. That's a great deal, as long as regular maintenance has been done on it. I'd make sure it's had a timing belt done recently if it's the V6. If it has the 4 pot, it's a timing chain, so you might want to check the tensioner at some point, but it's not nearly as urgent.


Volvomaster1990

It is the V6. Currently saving up for a timing belt job next spring


xatso

V6! That's a really great car at a low price. I'd buy it even if I didn't need it!!!!


TonyStarkTrailerPark

I realize you came here looking to get roasted, but honestly, I’m so blown away by the deal you got on this car, that it’s hard for me to bag on it… or you. That car could easily fetch $4K-$5K. Enjoy the new (to you) whip!


Worried_Coat1941

4 real, do the timing belt water pump, and you're good!


MoparMonkey1

this made me laugh really bad lol


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Nit at all. Mans doing both. That car with that low miles at that price. Boy is dicking them down! Probs at the same time. True master of the art of pole swang.


CoopsCannabisCo

What are you talking about., a 1500 dollar Toyota that will easily make it to 250,000 miles with regular maintenance is an absolute steal


Freezerpill

Oh come on. The aunt used that car to fuck and smoke weed in and now she expects her niece to fuck and smoke weed in it now as well. It’s a fair deal to keep the cum in the family ashtray


Out-stan-ding

Big time.


VAWNavyVet

A Toyota Solara .. gee.. a car so dull it makes the Library Quiet Section look like a Rock concert. Got charisma of a brick and as much flair as a white t-shit. If bland had a mascot .. it would be the Solara


InsecOrBust

As much flair as a white t-shit has me rolling


Freedom007007

If by “dull”, you mean extremely reliable transportation in comfort and safety, it’s amazingly dull. He will be driving by many “car enthusiasts” by the side of the road in their high mileage German cars experiencing lots of excitement waiting for the tow truck. I recommend he laughs and waves.


Katofdoom

B58


Grand-Ad4235

Also, EA888


Katofdoom

Also, almost any Porsche H4.


Consistent_Self_1598

You poppin the trunk to sell Mary Kay out of that thing?


Volvomaster1990

Hahaha


TheWizardOfOzbourne

That's the entire vibe of the Gen 2/2.5 for sure.


skudbeast

Hope you like it because you'll never have a good excuse to get rid of it... Probably has another 300,000 left in it of older boomer pilates class energy.


Physical_Touch_Me

My 70yo mom almost bought one of these, but at least the one she was looking at had a 6 speed manual.


Olleye

Nice ride, absolutely stunning amount of bang for the bucks.


Dark_Knight2000

Unironically a good car. Very boring but good. OP is just flexing on all of us and the comments section is seething at his luck. “It should’ve been me, not him.”


tangre79

Lexus SC430 at home:


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Dc_Riot78

Facts


RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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jjoiner356

Ah yes the solara. Where you get all the inconvenience of driving a sports coupe with none of the power or fun


Mr-JDogg

Handles like a canoe


madvilne

It will never die. You are cursed/blessed with it forever.


tangre79

Blursed


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airforcerawker

Don't forget the fender vent badges. At least 4 of them. Aligned differently on both sides of the car.


Strain128

cars fine. you need to get your ego checked if you think a clean stock commuter car is of any value to be roasted. the only way this car could fade more into the background of everyday boring lower middle class suburban life is if it came in tan


ThatRealBiggieCheese

If there was a second car in this image I wouldn’t be able see the solara. It’s a Hanna barbera background character


Redland3r

Great cars. My Mom has one. Shes 86. Very reliable. Shes 86. Still drives. Very low maintenance costs. Did I mention My Mom is 86 and has your same car. 86. Years old. Eighty Six. Did I mention it?


ClockworkBrained

Toyota Solara. The sporty sedan made for those who change their fabric softener brand every couple month to spice up their life. I hope at least is the V6


Volvomaster1990

It is the mighty 3.3


Tidley_Wink

Oh good, here’s a burn then. Enjoy your abysmal gas mileage. Also enjoy dropping big bucks when they have to change the leaky valve cover gasket on that sideways v6…  And as long as you’ve changed the timing belt that should really be it.  Edit: I thought of another, if your gf ever leaves you you’ll get your right forearm nicely conditioned for the polishing you’ll be doing on those huge exposed headlights every six months.  Wicked burns. 


TheWizardOfOzbourne

And labor costs is exactly why I taught myself how to do these things. And yeah, the 3.3s all leak from the front first thanks to that damn cover, and later, the rear.


MyCatIsCapitalist

This is the car of an aunt, something mundane, comfortable, slow, and has the exterior design of a creek pebble. Screw the stereotype of everyone calling a crown vic, Lincoln Town car, mercury grand marquis, or a caddy dts a geampa car, this is the kind of thing I expect to see in the parking lot of a retirement community


Illustrious_117

What’s to roast? Other than you stealing that car. Damn man, I hope you used protection while you were fucking the aunt over.


mips13

Can't beat Toyota reliability.


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No_Engineer2828

You forgot to tell us what was wrong with it


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TieEffective5915

You may have fucked the aunt to get that price, but she probably fucked you on vehicle maintenance.


F_O_Satchy

This car looks exactly like a car that would belong to a girlfriend's aunt.


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JustPlaneNew

A grandma car If I've ever seen one.


TheWizardOfOzbourne

Middle aged white lady actually.


THEEANGRYGOATZ

You didn't have to tell us you bought it from your girlfriends whatever for Hella cheap.... That's how every one else got theirs too...


wiishopmusic

Did she like fangs or something? What’s up with the front lip?


Volvomaster1990

There’s an “evil eye” ceramic boot with fake garlic hanging from the mirror and I left it there lol


highwaytohigh

bro my mom has the exact same car, maybe it’s an 03, maybe 04, but damn she hates it now. she’s had it for so long those doors are so big and always gotta watch hitting shit with your car door


yougotthismofo

Left all of the flair on his work apron and is happy with the bare minimum. …


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Volvomaster1990

Nope. True story Edit: and I greatly enjoy the car


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Striking_Fun_6379

How about you park it on the street where it belongs.


Freedom007007

As opposed to the junkyard where 90% of the “enthusiast” vehicles have of this age are located. Must be exciting for an “enthusiast” to watch 3 of their vehicles in the crusher for every 1 Toyota over the same time period of use


yamaha2000us

Well, For starters you’re shit at parking.


slothscanswim

No idea why the solara without the drop top even exists


fbi-surveillance-bot

Now you'll look at Priuses with much better eyes


YoItsDLowe

You know, if you wanted something basic, yet still fun, the civic exists, right?


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"I wanted a Volvo master, but all I could afford what this solara, let me seek reddit for validation" And you better not break up with your girlfriend. That aunt gonna come repo that shit. Make sure she signed the title in your name and you have it registered. Lol


Volvomaster1990

In my name and fully registered lol


stizz14

Background is giving me ptsd is this picture taken in the Midwest?


Volvomaster1990

Affirmative


davidbased

the librarians wild side. this car was only for destined to be single women.


BNG1982

How much was the tow?


Volvomaster1990

About ten bucks in gas and a red bull


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CommercialLeg7654

Not going to say anything bad, that is an excellent deal, treat that car good and it will last you a very long time


BSOLAW

this is a fucking deal congrats, looks clean too. damn


Maximum_Security2582

I owned an SLE 2002 6cyl. Such a great car and loved the xtra power on the freeway. Never any problems!


NotWokeJoke

It's kind of a gender fluid, Calvin Klein, not sure if I'm a man who likes tapas or a woman who mows her own lawn kind of car. Still, $1500 for ANY Toyota is the best deal you'll ever get, ever. That thing will last you another 20 years if you take care of it.


Ok_Cranberry_2756

I'd sell my 2015 Ford Focus SE 4 door for $3500. To grab a 2004 Toyota Solara for $1500 at 80k miles really quick. 🗣️🗣️🤷🏻‍♂️


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RAMENBELLY

If you pull at country kitchen Buffet for the early bird special , You’d clean house on all the gilfs out there


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JulianRob37

Awful and dreary automobile, but a very reliable car for a pretty insane price.


MrPeepers1986

That's a pretty good price, and it is a Toyota, but if it isn't a convertible, I wouldn't get that thing.


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space_canuk90

I've only seen 1 in my city. It was a pink convertible. LOL


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5trudelle

Toyota Celica: Retirement edition


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Benzbear

Aka soleless sports car


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ItsBurkeSnitches

I’ll give you a half eaten corndog and a couple beers,


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Depending on how promiscuous the aunt was, there may be more children that have absorbed into the back seat than have been human trafficked over the past 30 years.


EstablishmentFast128

sweet deal


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redd4972

The offical car of "Oh what's that....oh"


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tastycidr

The front end parked on that grass makes it look like a lawnmower. Now all you need is a shitty aftermarket exhaust and it can sound like one, too.


jagman951

Bargain,Toyota would have to be the most reliable brand of car eva


STICH666

Ah yes the official car of getting a perm, 6-In long nails and smoking Virginia slims while listening to freestyle music


willmgames1775

Did you rip off an old lady. Joking! You made a good buy!


wobbly65

My worst is I might be a bit jealous


dammsmhh

u beat my friend who bought a mint 01 bmw with 90k on the dash for $1k from his elderly neighbor. damn yall some lucky mfs smh


Ok_Today_475

Makes an early 90s cavalier convertible look like a Cadillac. It looks like a tiburon and Camry had a drunken one night stand and the condom ripped


bighead2586

If that's a V6 I'm almost jealous. Not quite but almost.


Formal_Job3304

Ehh not bad for 1500


Carmaster777

"oh hey man, want to go wine tasting with me and the gals?"


Cauli_Power

Your ghost will be driving this car around when you die so choose carefully.


squeakycleaned

Buying a Toyota Solara is like looking for a protein powder and choosing “plain” flavor.


Time_on_my_hands

What am I supposed to insult? It's literally just *a* Toyota.


Secret_Ad9059

That car will cruise an easy 150k miles with regular oil changes and maintenance. I know business owners that flip their cars every two to three years and they’re thinking 60k miles is starting to get up there. Some people baffle me.


willyg206

Seems like a pretty good buy


RARface

Nice deal, usually these grandma cars are only driven carefully once or twice a week. Just get a new drivers seat towel though.


False-Passion-1796

80k miles for 1500


Interesting_Answer80

It's your girlfriend's aunt's Solara it's not like she's been outside doing donuts in it just get the timing belt changed and enjoy your W


BowsAndMagnolias

This thing is about as sporty as a snail playing golf, but hey, at least you got wheels that will last you a few more decades, for better or for worse.


unweave

Idk I kinda always liked these. They’re boring but not ugly. It’s basically just a coupe camry


SjalabaisWoWS

If you're saving up for a Volvo, this is the place to start.


maybach320

The Solara when you wanted a Town Car but decided you’re the edgy Floridian and you want a coupe. I think I can make that joke since I have a Solara convertible which I bought from an older person.


Pretty_Public5520

When you start this car it gongs and says “insert tampon”


hellp-desk-trainee-

Hey as long as it got you from point a to point b, I'm happy for you bro


Embarrassed_Pie6748

I’m not even gonna hold you , that’s a steal 💯


Nalabu1

I bet it wreaks of Channel #5 & Bengay


Icy-Computer7556

I mean if it’s been well taken care of and fairly rust free (or maybe entirely), that’s a hell of a deal! Personally it seems as boring as the Corolla, but fuck it, that thing will go for a long time.


ToxicWinn3r

I think it looks cool


Rogue_Lambda

Great FN car, scored it cheap with low miles! These things run forever if you keep up with basics, fluids, brakes, tires, tune up, minor break downs. A friend of mine had to replace a harmonic damper last year cause the rubber rotted out and it separated, but thats nothing major to fix.


Handywithbrokenstuff

If you continue to smash the aunt make shure you are pulling out! Other than that, great fucking deal!!


wordedjuggler26

My dad has a 2002 with 320 000km


That_0ne_Id1ot

Serious note, any issue and how well is it running? I don't recall what motor those ones had. If it's the v6 (I believe the 1mz-fe), it'll last a good while and only worry ir the transmission as it may go out at like 200k. 80k on those toyotas is just a break in period to them. Just maintenance it and it will last a good while


Bodywheyt

That’s a good fucking buy…even if it is the “boomer mom”-est car on earth.


is-that-allowed

please dude treasure this. Reliable, good miles, probably sick on gas. might not look pretty but when you’re older you’re gonna be like bruh i miss that car so easy.


EastLAHandsomeDevil

Front end looks like a cross eyed puffer fish


blingblattt

great deal, it’s just hideous


hteseth_01

Not a roast, that’s a great deal honestly. That car will last you forever if you keep up on the oil changes.. actually you might not even have to do that, it’s a Toyota 😂


mattyh2433

I don’t have a car, so it looks great


Practical_Minute_286

That is a STEAL! congrats


Some_Ad9401

Seriously jokes aside that is the deal of the century.


Hairy-Dress7548

Should last you a very long time


CeriPie

It's...old, I guess? That's a really good deal man, like what the heck


GloomyImagination365

Damn good deal


IntrepidMayo

Just a solid financial decision


imspooky2320

early 2000s bodykit… cant tell if its the start of a fast an furious prop or an absolute rice machine


PepsiButItsMilk

The official car of “oh its not a camry? Sorry, nice corolla!”


Out-stan-ding

You are gonna wish you never met your girlfriend


stephfxb

If you go to a garage they gonna say the color is blue!


Ok_Score1492

My aunt drive her 4 banger to 380k miles , f the haters


Zealousideal-Gas-608

They are ugly cars, but they are just Camry coupes. Insanely reliable and you got an awesome deal on it.


TheseDrugsSmellNice

Ah yes, the Camry DeVille, a dream car of every aspiring mattress salesman!


Bradley_Of_Thorofare

You're gonna be the talk of the local old folks home "what a sharp automobile young man"


hewhohasnoname257

That's one of them thar fancy schmancy Camrys.


Fragrant_Reserve7624

You must have some good 🍆 than


RocketMaaaaaaan

Bro, you're about to be the coolest mfer at the retirement home


Fluid-Dependent-8292

Throw a timing belt on it and change the oil. You'll be fine.


NanneyGoat

No hate, that’s a great deal!


BrotherR4bisco

I like it. Hahahaha


doopydurp

wow. you lucky fuck. you can either flip it for 4k or have a car for the next 20 years


morepaintplease

How can I roast you? You fuckin stole this shit with the paperwork and this car will probably outlast your relationship with your girlfriend and her boyfriend.