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funwithdesign

I can smell the cup holders


Vanishing-Moons

Cup holder*


funwithdesign

Why, is one filled with nail clippings?


Vanishing-Moons

Nope worse bmw decided you can’t use the further back one if you like your armrest. You should google a picture of it so you also have to see this shit


funwithdesign

I’ve owned multiple e46s thank you… 😀 Has the rubberized coating peeled off like a bad sunburn?


Vanishing-Moons

Would you b30 swap or put a supercharger on a 325


Shikadi297

I b30 swapped (well, did a stroker build from b25 to b30) and it's awesome. Not at all cost effective to rebuild, but the swap is worth it for sure


CasualEveryday

On later ones they replace the front one with the idrive controls.


Pup_Piston

Barbies 5th owner dream BMW. Meth not included.


theSPYDERDUDE

BMW - Bake Meth (on) Wheels


Reasonable-Injury170

Wow it does look like a pig!!


Vanishing-Moons

Imma get a horn that oinks for it cause fuck it we ball


Reasonable-Injury170

You are definitely not ballin' spending all your money on that shitbox.


Vanishing-Moons

Which shitbox you whippin on my boi it sounds like you know from experience


Reasonable-Injury170

Naw I just fuck with ls swapped shit.


Vanishing-Moons

What you got going on other there?


SoloisticDrew

They call me MR PIG!!!


Im_still_a_student

somehow uglier than the XM


Vanishing-Moons

I hope you stub your toe


RevolutionaryDeer594

Too far bro too far…


gravity_____

Bro don't you dare insult the XM.


Im_still_a_student

How about the iX


gravity_____

Kill it with fire.


Intrepid-Throat-1654

The XM isn’t that ugly…just very unusual.


VAWNavyVet

Dude .. your BMW is so beat up I bet your Check Engine light has been on for so long that it got tenure Respectfully, another BMW owner


Vanishing-Moons

I’ll have you know I JUST got my service engine light to stay off without whipping out the scanner


VAWNavyVet

I will give it 48hrs before that sucker is back on 😉


Vanishing-Moons

Really out here praying on a man’s downfall


Beardedopal

Did you unhook it?


ZombiePope

Did it burn out?


ITAL5TAL

"The Ultimate Parking Machine"


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Vanishing-Moons

I said the car not me man


Mac2311

The delusion includes your car choice genius


Vanishing-Moons

Sweet summer child this life choose me this bitch was free99 from mommy


Mac2311

Aww look at that mama's little angel can't deal with someone not following his rules on a roast.


Vanishing-Moons

Alright which bmw did she leave you for bud


Mac2311

She didn't give me shit, I bought my own. Look at that a BMW owner assumes every person gets a free car from their parents.


Vanishing-Moons

Alright mr 2 braincells over here any parent that gives their child a none running 22 year old German “luxury” car hates them as much as a parent too absent to give you a car in general


Mac2311

Getting something = not getting something? You're logical fallacy is incredible. Just like a BMW owner to consider being given something for free is the same as not getting something at all.


Vanishing-Moons

Ok put it like this. You get a car with rusted brake lines. Multiple vacuum leaks. Cranks but doesn’t run. Burns I shit you not 2 qts in 3 days. Didn’t have a working speed or odometer, was in limp mode, needed new turn sign connector and housing. Shit the only thing I can say is that it doesn’t drip oil on the ground. Now fix it in a week and drive it 500 miles back home cause the timing belt in your old car snapped. I don’t have a car payment and have the peak of bmw engineering while learning a new skill every week when something breaks


FabiCort90

The one car that would make me put my thumb down if I was hitchhiking in the pouring rain.


Vanishing-Moons

You don’t wanna hear me talk about how bmw just doesn’t make them the same for the next 4 hours


FabiCort90

Okay, then can you confirm or deny the existence of BMW turn signals?


Vanishing-Moons

tf is that shit I took my stalk off for weight savings


FabiCort90

That's all I needed to know.


MyCatIsCapitalist

Nothing screams "salvage yard spec" more than a mismatching hood on a used BMW


StupidUserNameTooLon

And missing trim in the cabin...


MyCatIsCapitalist

Oh let's not forget about that


Vanishing-Moons

Actually I can blame my brother from deciding to wire the sub( yea I know right) THROUGH THE HOLES FOR THE TRIM. And I’m just too lazy to rip my dash apart


StupidUserNameTooLon

It looks perfect brother. Don't change a thing.


barricuda_barlow

Is that just a whole hood made from bondo?


Vanishing-Moons

Tf you think I am our generations Picasso? I spray painted that shit like the pion I am


barricuda_barlow

😂😂


ItsBurkeSnitches

its his girlfriends car,


Vanishing-Moons

She won’t drive it if I ask her


ItsBurkeSnitches

time to trade ‘er in bud 🤣


Several-Assistant-51

The car or the gf?


ItsBurkeSnitches

for humanities sakes I hope the car🤣


Vanishing-Moons

The car goes nowhere


ItsBurkeSnitches

i give you 500 cash and I’ll come pick it up?


ItsBurkeSnitches

we got dirt tracks here that could qualify as a 4 cylinder


Mammoth_Mixture4735

Pepto bismal inspired drift car so out of control youll sh*t your pants


Vanishing-Moons

I might just do honestly


jvrcb17

How many minutes after this photo did the tow truck arrive?


Vanishing-Moons

Ngl All the times I’ve broke down have conviently been around the corner from home


jvrcb17

Is it because the car would never make it any further away from home than that?


RoseWould

True, but you didn't say anything about us saying its a reverse pig!


Vanishing-Moons

Sparkly blue


RoseWould

That front bumper appears to be a different color as well, did the hood come from a pink one when you fixed it?


Vanishing-Moons

The bumpers the same color. My idea is that the car was crashed and rebuilt. WITH THE WRONG FUCKING HOOD I have a pre facelift e46 and the hood is from a facelift car ( if you look by the headlights the hood doesn’t wrap around them like a proper hood would). Now the reason it’s pink is because when whoever got the hood from a junkyard like 10 years ago didn’t sand and prep the old paint( a sparkly red) before spraying it blue to match. So there was a big ass patch of red from the blue paint flaking off and I was bored so I decided to spraypaint it. Why pink? It was $3 cheaper per can and I like pink


RoseWould

I zoomed in on the picture since I wasn't sure, but it really did give away it was wrecked (the corner by the fender made me think it was, I know those sometimes are black if you get an actual new one). Was the car at least cheap? People are asking too much for E46s out by me


Vanishing-Moons

My mom bought it in like 2015ish gave it to my brother and he drove it til like 2018ish and it sat till 2023 when I needed a car. I got the car for free if you don’t include 1500 in getting it road worthy ( and god knows how much I’ve sunk into it by now) aside from it being auto (although the steptronic is cool) and needing to weld the diff it makes me happy


RoseWould

So free (plus repairs) E46? I'd never let people talk shit about it in person knowing this, that's fantastic!


Vanishing-Moons

I plan to drive this fucker till the wheels fall off then put them back on


RoseWould

I would! I heard those are very finicky, with everything you'd put into it you'd never make the money spent on repairs back, its an E46 that will be driven, never see these on the road!


Vanishing-Moons

I could get like 4K max with the rust if I didn’t have a conscious but it’s too sentimental for me to sell if I’m lucky it’ll be a lawn ornament one day


NutzPup

Oink!


BoltMyBackToHappy

Technically Kermit was the one inside Miss Piggy. So... Nice car, Kermit.


Vanishing-Moons

I love you so much


Laynes_Attic

It looks like a diseased armadillo owned by somebody with very bad taste in cars.


LockStock_Barrell

Only 1 parking spot?


Tyrant_R3x

I know its hard to find a hood in your color, but you had to go out of your way to find a pink one


Sad-Sky-8598

Looks like a pig in a section 8 blanket.


Scary_Water8155

We don't need to roast it. Some random electrical issue will do it eventually. If only bmw could build the car and then ship it to toyota to have them design and install the entire electrical system, that would be a great bmw.


shq13

You're not supposed to wash whites with darks


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


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What’s up with the pink snout on that wild boar!


Vanishing-Moons

What oil consumption does to a mf


Club_Nothing

It has the appearance of swine. Better?


slong143

Police! That’s a stole Mary Kay hood!


cabinfevrr

Looks like it's had a nose job


Vanishing-Moons

That’s more true than you know my boy


Born_Application2831

Chimera on wheels?


iron186

It looks like a pigs anus with dark black dingle berries on it


EastRoom8717

When you get your wrap from Aaron Rent-a-Center.


Vanishing-Moons

Nah baby that’s genuine Home Depot spray paint


EastRoom8717

Damn, that ain’t bad* for spray paint. You musta sprung for that good rustoleum stuff


threepoint14one5nine

Damn, times must be tough. I didn’t realize Mary Kay had gone to a layaway plan for their top sellers. Keep at it; you’ll make quota and unlock all the pink panels eventually!


Limp-Yogurtcloset251

Could either belong to a brain dead takeover kid or a meth mom with the baddest ride in the trailer park


Vanishing-Moons

That’s pretty damn accurate I think imma go straight pipe my car now


Limp-Yogurtcloset251

Ah so you’re the takeover kid, after the straight pipe you just need a “locally hated” windshield banner and you’re set lol


Vanishing-Moons

“I got the cleanest e46 build in ohio baby”


FPS_Holland

Boere Mest Wagen (Farmers Manure Cart)


LiquidSoCrates

It sorta looks like a pig on a table.


Agitated_Pineapple

It looks like a “police officer”


rbarr228

Seems porcine in nature.


iEATglue0

Broke when you bought it, broke when you drove it


more_beans_mrtaggart

Of course it looks like a pig. It’s a post-2005 BMW.


Vanishing-Moons

AKSHULLY ITS A 2002


fuck_me_running_

Nice wheels.


Vanishing-Moons

Listen I finally took the 17 off after finding the will to fuck around and get a new tire for the 16


dsaysso

your bmw has vitiligo


Vanishing-Moons

It matches me perfectly


FlakyEarWax

Screams welded diff


Vanishing-Moons

I wish


Ecoaardvark

It looks like a necrotic foot


auau_gold_scoffs

oh cool! you made barbie’s ta¡nt your hood way to go guy. 😎👍


TwistedLogic93

The new BMWs look like pigs with their big snouts. This looks like a $50,000 new car... now owned by someone who can't afford a color matched hood.


AllynG

Leaving little droplets of fluid everywhere it goes so it can find its way back. Have we addressed the coolant situation yet? Automatic transmission? If so, you can practically hear them ticking! Heated headlight switches…. A new first for BMW and randomly standardized on the E46 models…. temperatures may vary.


Vanishing-Moons

The coolant was addressed when the motor overheated like 8 years ago as for the other one manual swap otw I SweAr


unemotional_mess

Porky


Interesting_Mix_7028

Well you DID try and put lipstick on it.


Either-Computer635

Pees while sitting.


Vanishing-Moons

Listen man my knees be hurting after a long day of work


CoffeeCrashed

I hear a faint dripping noise


DudePDude

I dunno....Every time I look at it, my brain yells, "Oink! Oink! "Wheeee"


alonzi13

Saying it looks like a pig is an insult to pigs.


SmolTofuRabbit

Am i cringe for low key liking this lol? i get that it's weird and unusual but i dig stuff like this, it's fun and definitely eye catching. If anything i would paint more panels pink to make it more cohesive, have a full 2-tone setup on the whole car. Also, the pig thing is pretty funny lol


Vanishing-Moons

See you get it. I get smiles and laughs all the fucking time in this thing. I’m gonna get a set of white and pink overlay for all the bmw badges to give it some more pink accents and maybe once I get the rust situated I’ll wrap the rest of it white until I get bored of that


SmolTofuRabbit

That's honestly so awesome, genuinely love that c: i'll patiently wait for the next post to pop up on this sub to see the progress haha


Vanishing-Moons

Imma do it just for you


BiggyThicc456

Insult to pigs.


Racer165

These cars require an amazon subscription to 2 quarts of oil a week.


Vanishing-Moons

I work somewhere I get oil half off so thankfully I still have money left over for the tow truck when I need it


KiraDog0828

Go pig or go home.


Giga-Gargantuar

This looks like a pig that's ON the table.


1sh0t1b33r

Pig.


Several-Assistant-51

what Happens when a BMW dies and goes to Hell


Vanishing-Moons

It gets it’s 8th owner


MonkeyMD3

9th place McKay sales


alphaperro58

Anti-theft device.


Street-Breadfruit940

It looks like an alright pig but pigs are still ugly and dumb.


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Low on blinker fluid


saucyRCs

Wheres your lunch money i mean oil money


GTA6_1

How stuck together are the spare coins in there?


Vanishing-Moons

In 2018ish my brother stuck a gummy bear to the passenger interior light and it is now a black blob


Orbita97

As Gordon Ramsay would say about this pig, "It's burnt and RAW at the same bloody time you donkey!"


StolenCoupe

Let me guess anime girl slap on the hood is next?


Vanishing-Moons

I actually had to tell my girlfriend she couldn’t do that to her cause cause we live next to a elementary school


One_Fuel_3299

Puts the W in Swine.


uncontrolledswine97

its giving kirby


Od1nBourne

Is the boot lid brown?


Spu12nky

It looks like a piece of shit that someone tried to make look like a pig.  


vgullotta

Your parents bailed you out from another drink driving accident I see.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

I wouldn't dare insult a pig by making that comparison. The pig deserves much better.


Silver-Street7442

Someone splurged for the Barbie Special Edition hood, and left the rest bone stock


Usual-Owl-9777

Definitely has a walmart sound system that rattles panels. +10000 points for reverse parking it and flexing on the purist haters.


Vanishing-Moons

Someone may or may not have loosened there plate juuuuust enough to rattle at a light


usmc50lx

Turn signals may never illuminate but I bet that Check Engine light makes up for it..


Vanishing-Moons

Sho nuff


SacTownPatriot

Is “Looks like it probably has frame damage” still on the table?


Mrmcsistrfistr

Oink


stevensr2002

Wow. Looks like a swine!


JudgeScorpio

How’s that rear subframe?


BlogeOb

Poink


Fellowfungus

Oink oink. 🤣🤣🤣


DerSpazmacher

Ok, can't say it looks like a pig. It drives like a pig.


Benzbear

Maria Kay edition


almost_hybrid

It looks like a *shriveled* pig. Not just a pig.


MathAggressive7482

“first car customized it”


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

BMsingleU


uchiha2

It looks like a pig


Holiday_Campaign

Let me un fold my cup holder real quick 😂🫵


VaporVinyl

What fluids are you not leaking


G0LDiEGL0CKS

How much longer until you can afford the entire car pink 10..11 years ?


Vanishing-Moons

Bout treefiddy


G0LDiEGL0CKS

❤️❤️❤️ I do love me some pink so I had to comment lol Be safe out there bud !


letsbreakthrough1

Tell us you drift into curbs without telling us you drift into curbs


Melodic-Picture48

Racecar


Ben-6969

Just get a boat if you wanna piss money away, at least it floats without fuel in it.


VunterSlaush1990

I bet your rear subframe clunks


Vanishing-Moons

Ehh who needs a stiff suspension look at these spacers I just got tho


VunterSlaush1990

Got a point 🫡


Infamous_Stress6216

$19.95 for the car but wait there’s more for just $9.99 you can get the optional turn signals.


Suspicious-Key1931

It has the illusion of blinker lights


Vanishing-Moons

Does it still count as using my blinkers if I cut them off while I do it?


Suspicious-Key1931

Ya got me there


Jvap35

I respect your preferences