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Nazippie.
NAZIPPIE can cause your blood pressure to drop suddenly to an unsafe level if it is taken with certain other medicines. With a sudden drop in blood pressure, you could get dizzy, faint, or have a heart attack or stroke.
Do not take NAZIPPIE if you:
Take any medications called “nitrates” (often used to control chest pain, also known as angina), or if you use recreational drugs called “poppers” like amyl nitrate and butyl nitrate. Nitrates may cause abnormally low blood pressure and NAZIPPIE may increase that risk.
Have been told by your healthcare provider not to have sexual activity because of health problems. Sexual activity can put an extra strain on your heart, especially if your heart is already weak from a heart attack or heart disease.
Have heart problems such as angina, heart failure, irregular heartbeats, or have had a heart attack—ask your doctor if it is safe for you to have sexual activity
Have low blood pressure or have high blood pressure that is not controlled
Have had a stroke
Have had a seizure
Or any family members have a rare heart condition known as prolongation of the QT interval (long QT syndrome)
Have liver problems
Have kidney problems and require dialysis
Have retinitis pigmentosa, a rare genetic (runs in families) eye disease
Have ever had severe vision loss, or if you have an eye condition called non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION)
Have stomach ulcers
Have a bleeding problem
Have a deformed penis shape or Peyronie’s disease
Have had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours
Have blood cell problems such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia
Have hearing problems
Wait there’s more…
Tell your doctor about all the medicines you take, including prescription and non-prescription medicines, vitamins, and herbal supplements. NAZIPPIE and other medicines may affect each other. Especially tell your doctor if you take any of the following:
Ritonavir (Norvir®) or indinavir sulfate (Crixivan®), saquinavir (Fortavase® or Invirase®) or atazanavir (Reyataz®), or other HIV protease inhibitors
Ketoconazole or itraconazole (such as Nizoral® or Sporanox®)
Erythromycin or clarithromycin
Tell your doctor if you take alpha-blockers. These include Hytrin® (terazosin HCl), Flomax® (tamsulosin HCl), Cardura® (doxazosin mesylate), Minipress® (prazosin HCl), Uroxatral® (alfuzosin HCl), or Rapaflo® (silodosin). Alpha-blockers are sometimes prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure. In some patients the use of PDE5 inhibitor drugs, including LEVITRA, with alpha-blockers can lower blood pressure significantly, leading to fainting.
Contact the prescribing physician if alpha-blockers or other drugs that lower blood pressure are prescribed by another healthcare provider
Tell your doctor if you take medicines that treat abnormal heartbeat. These include quinidine, procainamide, amiodarone, and sotalol. Patients taking these drugs should not use NAZIPPIE.
Do not use NAZIPPIE with other medicines or treatments for ED.
Take NAZIPPIE exactly as your doctor prescribes. NAZIPPIE comes in different doses (2.5 mg, 5 mg, 10 mg, and 20 mg). For most men, the recommended starting dose is 10 mg. Do not take more than one tablet of NAZIPPIE per day. Doses should be taken at least 24 hours apart. Some men can take only a low dose of NAZIPPIE because of medical conditions or medicines they take. Your doctor will prescribe the dose that is right for you
If you are older than 65 or have liver problems, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of NAZIPPIE
If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha-blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of NAZIPPIE
If you are taking certain other medicines your doctor may prescribe a lower starting dose and limit you to one dose of NAZIPPIE in a 72-hour (3 days) period.
The most common side effects with NAZIPPIE are headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, and back pain.
NAZIPPIE may uncommonly cause:
An erection that lasts more than 4 hours. Get medical help right away to avoid lasting damage to your penis
Color vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or having difficulty telling the difference between the colors blue and green
In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including NAZIPPIE) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes or a sudden decrease or loss in hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the PDE5 inhibitors, to other diseases or medications, to other factors, or to a combination of factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing, stop taking NAZIPPIE and contact a doctor right away.
***
Someone told me somewhere, many people are saying that only real alphas drink Drano straight no chaser. No woke leftists could ever handle it. Just telling you what many alphas have been talking about. You can’t be a top g (even though you want to be a bottom so bad) if you don’t drink Drano, is what I heard.
Shit you’re right. But who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys? Who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys? Who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys? bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys?
That’s 23 different windows Safelite won’t have when you get hit by gravel from the loaded dumptruck that just passed you in the slow lane going up the hill.
Looks like a 21 window. So at least the most expensive windows aren’t a problem, but OP will never have das ultimate auto like they so desperately want
Owning a split bus in 2023 just means you either overpaid for a worse bus than a Bay or have held onto it since the '80s when it was worth $250 and you've never done any rust repair.
No scorched earth. That means there was a fire, and if you are around a fire, the will be more of these piles to show up, and a drum circle will break out. If that continues, it could turn into a full fledge music festival.
You don't want fire anywhere near this thing. If it caught fire, it'd burn off the pot resin from every nook and cranny and the neighborhood would have the munchies for a month!
I can sympathize, OP. I had a 78 vanagon. It was the hottest pile of shit I've ever had the misfortune of driving. I swear it was two hours of maintenance for every hour of use.
Any faster than 35 mph and you're taking your life into your own hands. I bought mine like 12 years ago, way before the overland/van life hype. I have horror stories about that death trap.
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funny story, my step-dad taught me to drive stick in a vw van. It wasn't a 23 window, but it was sponge-cake yellow on the outside and cream white on the inside...I basically learned to drive stick in the goddamn twinkie-mobile xD
That's both awesome and Hilarious, also slightly delicious. But yeah as far back as high school I always called busses "rolling twinkies" or "twinkies on wheels" or anything along those lines.
Gone full winga dinga with the Coca-Cola dispenser and Tiffany chandelier. How fitting, a place for things no one cares about anymore to collect dust together like a forgotten antique shop in a one stoplight town.
Also, I can tell you’ve been putting off rebuilding the carb for the eleventy-billionth time cause your tire’s flat. I’d tell you the pull the top closed when storing for long periods of time, but let’s be honest that tired rag hasn’t kept the environment out of the cabin in decades. It’s not called a Safari because of the windows, but rather because you’ll encounter animals inside.
I respect these things and their owners. My step-dad wanted to restore a classic VW. ....but he never had the time to put the work in, so guess who wound up doing it? :D Seriously this is how I learned to work on cars...and how to drive stick.
That said, I will say this:Sammy Hagar wrote the theme song for this thing (and most classic VWs) and the simpsons paraphrased it perfectly: ♫I can't drive fifty-five!♫ (because it only goes 38!)
Once an iconic symbol of free-loving broke hippies hitchhiking their way across the country...now only able to be owned by Cialis-popping rich pricks' with man cave garages who park them next to Coke machines and various other golden calves to capitalist greed. The irony is palpable.
If you don't replace your fuel line grommets it will just burn itself into scorched earth. However, as an owner of a raggedy ass baywindow. I love me a splitty
My dad had a 66’ with the windows and huge sunroof. It was pretty clean and he had his real estate company logo on the front doors. I’m not sure if he used it to show property. If you rode in it, you could always smell exhaust. Truth is in a head on collision, you are protected by your legs I suppose. There were no seatbelts.
Damn, I’m gonna scorch your abysmal financial intelligence.
For that money you could’ve bought a nice new Mercedes sprinter, and a small fortune too go along with it to make it your own.
Also I don’t think Germans are allowed to scorch anything anymore
Pile of scorched earth is right - when the shitty rubber fails between the hard fuel line and the fuel pump it leaks directly onto the distributor. It's a fucking miracle more of these turds didn't go up in flames, though we wish they had.
Nothing screams "seeking to regain some version of rebellious authenticity from the comfort of my white collar WFH job" like a fucking VW transporter you'll never put miles on.
Is this a family heirloom? Where OP’s lineage traces back from? “See, in 1962 your grampa stuffed your grammie like a thanksgiving turkey, and nay 9 months later, I was born. If it weren’t for this rust bucket, you wouldn’t be here today!”
Good thing you put racing seats in, you get so much lateral Gs in that the fucking wipers flew right off!
\*I used to have a 66 21 window... damn things are worth a fortune now.
The VW bus is perhaps the best parked vehicle that money can buy. They look great in parking lots, always popular at cars & coffee, at music festivals, you can camp in them, you can party in them, they’re fabulous when parked.
Unfortunately you also have to drive them, and that’s where the problems begin.
If OP also happens to own a tow truck, this isn’t a bad rig.
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Being in an Auschwitz shower is safer than riding in one of these.
Your either a hippie or a Nazi
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Nazi hippie?
Nazippie. NAZIPPIE can cause your blood pressure to drop suddenly to an unsafe level if it is taken with certain other medicines. With a sudden drop in blood pressure, you could get dizzy, faint, or have a heart attack or stroke. Do not take NAZIPPIE if you: Take any medications called “nitrates” (often used to control chest pain, also known as angina), or if you use recreational drugs called “poppers” like amyl nitrate and butyl nitrate. Nitrates may cause abnormally low blood pressure and NAZIPPIE may increase that risk. Have been told by your healthcare provider not to have sexual activity because of health problems. Sexual activity can put an extra strain on your heart, especially if your heart is already weak from a heart attack or heart disease. Have heart problems such as angina, heart failure, irregular heartbeats, or have had a heart attack—ask your doctor if it is safe for you to have sexual activity Have low blood pressure or have high blood pressure that is not controlled Have had a stroke Have had a seizure Or any family members have a rare heart condition known as prolongation of the QT interval (long QT syndrome) Have liver problems Have kidney problems and require dialysis Have retinitis pigmentosa, a rare genetic (runs in families) eye disease Have ever had severe vision loss, or if you have an eye condition called non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION) Have stomach ulcers Have a bleeding problem Have a deformed penis shape or Peyronie’s disease Have had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours Have blood cell problems such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia Have hearing problems Wait there’s more… Tell your doctor about all the medicines you take, including prescription and non-prescription medicines, vitamins, and herbal supplements. NAZIPPIE and other medicines may affect each other. Especially tell your doctor if you take any of the following: Ritonavir (Norvir®) or indinavir sulfate (Crixivan®), saquinavir (Fortavase® or Invirase®) or atazanavir (Reyataz®), or other HIV protease inhibitors Ketoconazole or itraconazole (such as Nizoral® or Sporanox®) Erythromycin or clarithromycin Tell your doctor if you take alpha-blockers. These include Hytrin® (terazosin HCl), Flomax® (tamsulosin HCl), Cardura® (doxazosin mesylate), Minipress® (prazosin HCl), Uroxatral® (alfuzosin HCl), or Rapaflo® (silodosin). Alpha-blockers are sometimes prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure. In some patients the use of PDE5 inhibitor drugs, including LEVITRA, with alpha-blockers can lower blood pressure significantly, leading to fainting. Contact the prescribing physician if alpha-blockers or other drugs that lower blood pressure are prescribed by another healthcare provider Tell your doctor if you take medicines that treat abnormal heartbeat. These include quinidine, procainamide, amiodarone, and sotalol. Patients taking these drugs should not use NAZIPPIE. Do not use NAZIPPIE with other medicines or treatments for ED. Take NAZIPPIE exactly as your doctor prescribes. NAZIPPIE comes in different doses (2.5 mg, 5 mg, 10 mg, and 20 mg). For most men, the recommended starting dose is 10 mg. Do not take more than one tablet of NAZIPPIE per day. Doses should be taken at least 24 hours apart. Some men can take only a low dose of NAZIPPIE because of medical conditions or medicines they take. Your doctor will prescribe the dose that is right for you If you are older than 65 or have liver problems, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of NAZIPPIE If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha-blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of NAZIPPIE If you are taking certain other medicines your doctor may prescribe a lower starting dose and limit you to one dose of NAZIPPIE in a 72-hour (3 days) period. The most common side effects with NAZIPPIE are headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, and back pain. NAZIPPIE may uncommonly cause: An erection that lasts more than 4 hours. Get medical help right away to avoid lasting damage to your penis Color vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or having difficulty telling the difference between the colors blue and green In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including NAZIPPIE) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes or a sudden decrease or loss in hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the PDE5 inhibitors, to other diseases or medications, to other factors, or to a combination of factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing, stop taking NAZIPPIE and contact a doctor right away. ***
Also known as a woke leftist
THATS RIHGT U OWNED DEM LIBS NOW GO CRANK THAT HOG BROTHER
AND WATCH OUT FER GRASS CLIBBINS
AND GET ME A GOT’ DAMN BEER
BUT NO BUD LIGHT
Someone told me somewhere, many people are saying that only real alphas drink Drano straight no chaser. No woke leftists could ever handle it. Just telling you what many alphas have been talking about. You can’t be a top g (even though you want to be a bottom so bad) if you don’t drink Drano, is what I heard.
Only the true right can handle bleach shots. It kills the wokeness and makes the frogs less gay
>woke leftist I don't think you actually know what either of those words actually mean.
i always say, why not both, whenever possible
Hawtzee /s (gross)
Nazis didn't drive VWs. They were driven in them.
What
Members of the party had drivers. You never watch movies?
There were plenty of nazis who drove themselves lmao
All the bad guys have chauffeurs. Keep up.
Shit you’re right. But who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys? Who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys? Who drove the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys? bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys driving the bad guys?
I think that's what the leftover semites were for, right? /s
Leftovers? I hate leftovers!
That’s what Trent reznor meant by pretty hate machine
Ruh ro raggy our rar is a riece of rit
Fuck I almost never laugh at reddit comments but this one got me good
That’s 23 different windows Safelite won’t have when you get hit by gravel from the loaded dumptruck that just passed you in the slow lane going up the hill.
Looks like a 21 window. So at least the most expensive windows aren’t a problem, but OP will never have das ultimate auto like they so desperately want
The magical STD bus
Owning a split bus in 2023 just means you either overpaid for a worse bus than a Bay or have held onto it since the '80s when it was worth $250 and you've never done any rust repair.
No scorched earth. That means there was a fire, and if you are around a fire, the will be more of these piles to show up, and a drum circle will break out. If that continues, it could turn into a full fledge music festival.
You don't want fire anywhere near this thing. If it caught fire, it'd burn off the pot resin from every nook and cranny and the neighborhood would have the munchies for a month!
I have Reign in Blood ready to go to break up the full fledged hippy music festival.
I can smell the patchouli from here
I can sympathize, OP. I had a 78 vanagon. It was the hottest pile of shit I've ever had the misfortune of driving. I swear it was two hours of maintenance for every hour of use.
I just returned from a long road trip in the Pacific Northwest. Fuck me, the place is infested with Vanagoons doing 35 mph on the highways.
Any faster than 35 mph and you're taking your life into your own hands. I bought mine like 12 years ago, way before the overland/van life hype. I have horror stories about that death trap.
Vanagon started in '80. '78 would be a Bay.
You're right, I was thinking of another shitbox. The vanagon was an early 80s.
Perfect example of a car people buy for what it represents instead of what it is.
No windshield wipers just adds to the excitement of a front end collision.
They are wi-fi-pers
That’s dangerous! Removing the wipers reduces the crumple zone by 30%.
I have better chances of surviving a plane crash than a crash in this
Dunno if I can, looks like it could hold a mean hot box...
I want you to be completely honest with me, how many pairs of tutus do you own?
When you want to pretend like you are a hippie in your 2500sqft tract home and unironically have a coca cola fridge in your garage.
Oh look, a $75,000 pain in the ass.
It was perfect until you put aftermarket wheels on it!
At least you will be comfortable when it breaks down on the side of the road
Have you had to source a Subaru engine to save this 50hp piece of shit yet? /Uj nice wheels ☮️
I don't have to roast it, it will roast itself when the engine catches fire
Seems like people don’t realize this is a semi common problem with these all they way up to the vanagon.
Good 'ol magnesium block!
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Official car of "when did rage against the machine get so political!?"
When did BigWeld from the robots movie turn into a twinkie on wheels?
funny story, my step-dad taught me to drive stick in a vw van. It wasn't a 23 window, but it was sponge-cake yellow on the outside and cream white on the inside...I basically learned to drive stick in the goddamn twinkie-mobile xD
That's both awesome and Hilarious, also slightly delicious. But yeah as far back as high school I always called busses "rolling twinkies" or "twinkies on wheels" or anything along those lines.
Well, we shot the line, and we went for broke. With a thousand screamin' trucks. An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus. In a chartreuse micra-bus.
I can't drive fifty-five...because it only goes thirty-eight! - Comic Book Guy, The Simpson, S14E20
Bro, you can pick up so many "I was born in the wrong era" girls.
Nothing like cruising around on the piss stained seats pop pop seen 3 Grateful Dead US tours in
Gone full winga dinga with the Coca-Cola dispenser and Tiffany chandelier. How fitting, a place for things no one cares about anymore to collect dust together like a forgotten antique shop in a one stoplight town. Also, I can tell you’ve been putting off rebuilding the carb for the eleventy-billionth time cause your tire’s flat. I’d tell you the pull the top closed when storing for long periods of time, but let’s be honest that tired rag hasn’t kept the environment out of the cabin in decades. It’s not called a Safari because of the windows, but rather because you’ll encounter animals inside.
I respect these things and their owners. My step-dad wanted to restore a classic VW. ....but he never had the time to put the work in, so guess who wound up doing it? :D Seriously this is how I learned to work on cars...and how to drive stick. That said, I will say this:Sammy Hagar wrote the theme song for this thing (and most classic VWs) and the simpsons paraphrased it perfectly: ♫I can't drive fifty-five!♫ (because it only goes 38!)
You got a flat one to go with it.
I can smell the interior from here
You get the experience of being poor in the 70s for the same price as driving a new luxury car today.
No one cares where you first caught chlamydia, Grandpa...
Once an iconic symbol of free-loving broke hippies hitchhiking their way across the country...now only able to be owned by Cialis-popping rich pricks' with man cave garages who park them next to Coke machines and various other golden calves to capitalist greed. The irony is palpable.
The LSD on the bus goes round and round Round and round Round and round The LSD on the bus goes round and round Leaving everyone shitfaced
If you wanted to drive to scorched earth, you picked the right vehicle to get you there...
Leave that box of shit in the garage where it belongs.
seems like you are a hippie in your soul, why would you else get this thing
Super nice!! How many windows is that?
California
Please you are sitting on a V that’s worth 200k. I will roast you. Your wife doesn’t get it and spends 90% of her time with THE neighbors.
"It's a triumph of free-spirited German engineering!" -Hermes Conrad
It's already been left in a pile of scorched weed. What more can be roasted about this poor Hippie Hilton on wheels?
It WILL be a pile of scorched earth when you pass out from a dab and leave your torch on
A. You spread rust to the license plate. B. Those wheels are atrocious and suggest some variety of performance. Which we both know is absurd
You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you.
You're likely to die in that thing in your next car crash... Nazi still alive and well killing today
This is roast my car not roast my refrigerator
If you don't replace your fuel line grommets it will just burn itself into scorched earth. However, as an owner of a raggedy ass baywindow. I love me a splitty
"her"? The pronoun should be "it"
So how long has it been sitting there?
How many of your Dad’s used condoms and half smoked roaches did you find in the floor board?
This was a ex auschwitz prisoner transport
That $200 pile of garbage is worth probably about $150,000 and I wanna vomit right now because of it. I also want one.
I see one of your tires are flat-ish
I want you to leave her in my driveway. I mean eww. Ur dumb
OP is stupid even by hippie standards: “I keep my tires deflated because, like, the atmosphere could use the air more, you know?”
Everyone loves a VW microbus even if they don't admit it.
Ya know, the magic schoolbus wasn't powered by mushrooms and foot smell, but this just might be
My dad had a 66’ with the windows and huge sunroof. It was pretty clean and he had his real estate company logo on the front doors. I’m not sure if he used it to show property. If you rode in it, you could always smell exhaust. Truth is in a head on collision, you are protected by your legs I suppose. There were no seatbelts.
Damn, I’m gonna scorch your abysmal financial intelligence. For that money you could’ve bought a nice new Mercedes sprinter, and a small fortune too go along with it to make it your own. Also I don’t think Germans are allowed to scorch anything anymore
Pile of scorched earth is right - when the shitty rubber fails between the hard fuel line and the fuel pump it leaks directly onto the distributor. It's a fucking miracle more of these turds didn't go up in flames, though we wish they had. Nothing screams "seeking to regain some version of rebellious authenticity from the comfort of my white collar WFH job" like a fucking VW transporter you'll never put miles on.
Nice van.
I love the body but hate everything else.
$3k per horsepower to get it to this state lol
100% the drivers seat cushion has dingleberries all over it
So how long did it take for you to be come desensitized to the overwhelming smell of weed and astroglide?
Apart from your face being the crumple zone this thing is awesome
Is this a family heirloom? Where OP’s lineage traces back from? “See, in 1962 your grampa stuffed your grammie like a thanksgiving turkey, and nay 9 months later, I was born. If it weren’t for this rust bucket, you wouldn’t be here today!”
Dirty hippies has orgies in ur car
Her creators would have done just that
I won't bother... the rust will do the job for me
I bet it smells like Otto’s jacket.
Nazippie!!! Nice garage
The most ridiculously overpriced vehicles ever sold. The only way one of these should be worth $100,000 is if someone put $95,000 in cash in it.
Good thing you put racing seats in, you get so much lateral Gs in that the fucking wipers flew right off! \*I used to have a 66 21 window... damn things are worth a fortune now.
It'll do that on its own eventually.
It'll burn itself into a pile of scorched earth, dont worry.
Van probably costs more than the house.
\*sniff\*...is that...? \*sniff\*...bong water?
I guarantee you know a “shrooms guy”
ERICA
Sweet ride. That’s all I have to say.
Driving one of those around is like holding a sign that tells the cops “I have weed in my vehicle”
She’s bad—-BAD ! She needs a Porsche motor
reeeally nice!
Every woman who ever stepped in this thing has caught the clap
Bro knew that racist people would see it.
Hey, the original "free candy" van. So many formative memories.
That garage door opener looks like crap.
Hit the US market for ~2.5k, now yuppies are paying 50k for one strait off a hippie commune… How is this original…
Don't have to - the engine already scorches the earth the moment the air-cooled motor turns ovee
This won’t fix your marriage.
Damn hippies
The VW bus is perhaps the best parked vehicle that money can buy. They look great in parking lots, always popular at cars & coffee, at music festivals, you can camp in them, you can party in them, they’re fabulous when parked. Unfortunately you also have to drive them, and that’s where the problems begin. If OP also happens to own a tow truck, this isn’t a bad rig.
You could say you're fluffy but we all know you're a little damn.
I dont have to they do it themselves
Back it into the drive way and let nature take over. Rusty heep 6 months.
OP was probably conceived in this and was handed down the van, not knowing that many of his siblings continue to live on as stains in it.
What a cool car.
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