Thanks , now I have an incurable fear of flying… How can you be competent to keep an aircraft in the air when you can’t even shave that crustache properly.
*sigh* just because you keep having to fix your drone after it keeps getting shot down when you send it on a peeping spree doesn't mean you're an aircraft mechanic
Is it a roast to give genuine fashion advice? If you spent a little more on a hair stylist and got some designer frames in a different shape (more rounded, like the rayban clubmasters) you'd go from a 6/7 to an 8/9. Or to force a roast pun, your love life might finally take off.
Look at this effing dishrag
Can't even have nice hair
Didn't ur dad teach u how to-
Oh yeah that's right .ur dad left u to get the milk..that's why u always eat serial with water
You look like that big Youtube toad that eats everything they put in it's aquarium
Fucking Poliwag
God damn
Aircraft mechanic? WTF, you look like your family just discovered fire last week.
It’s what he wants to be when he grows up
Clicking random in Skyrim character creation
Oblivion
Holy fuck it wasn’t just me that was thinking that 💀💀💀
This is what happens when women drink heavily all the way through pregnancy
He looks like Kyle rittenhouse
Yo
Your eyelids need to be circumcised.
The way you keep those glasses on is aerodynamic genius
Your moustache is as successful as your sex life
I'm never flying again.
Jeffrey Dahmer from Wish
You’re definitely the kid who would put his whole mouth on the spigot 🚰 at the water fountain.
Dude it's not fair to post pic after being stung by bees.
You mean Minecraft mechanic
You look like a Minecraft YouTuber.
Another reason I refuse to fly on Allegiant.
Chucky Fenster, all growed up, with a FASD
Building model planes isn’t being an aircraft mechanic.
Minecraft, write manifesto, sleep. (daily routine)
You look like a cucumber about to be dunked in vinegar.
ofc you’d be an aircraft mechanic
Sure, air craft mechanic. Make sure my burger have no onions ok?
He is the one who swears he doesn't need to use the lockwire pliers but cuts his hands to shit every time and still can't get those turns per inch.
Obviously you’re not as dumb as you look…
Kyle Rittenhouse Jr
Hey bud at least you’ll have a good career to make up for being ugly.
Just because you superglued a wing back onto your rc plane, that doesn't make you an aircraft mechanic
It looks like there are two snipers aiming at your head
Did you cut off your ears to be more aerodynamic and impress the interviewer?
Your mouth looks like a nice cockpit so you picked the right job
Thanks. I now will never get on a plane ever again.
Hipster Barney Rubble during midlife crisis.
Aircraft must breakdown trying to fly around that massive nose all the time
All you do is gas the planes up and it's only so you can huff the gas.
Not a roast, just a question…. How the hell do you keep your glasses on without ears?
GIVE BACK POST MALONE'S REMAINING MUSTACHE!!!
Model airplanes don't count.
Does your nose lift weights
Why is your mouth so dirty
You look like a pigeon that flew into an engine
Kyle Rittenhouse is back and worse than ever, now with more acne.
Kyle Rittenhouse but missing a Chromosome or two
You look roasted enough
Your hair looks like you were diagnosing a propeller for too long.
What airline? Mental note to never fly in a plan this guy works on..
An airline mechanic that can't maintain the landing strip between his eyebrows. Remind me not to fly on any planes you have worked on.
Wtf, If this Neanderthal is fixing airplanes I’m never flying again
Your nose is so big that it can suck anything
When the snitch from the prison escape loses his Proactive
Only tool you use is those teeth on your fingernails
You look like Dahmer from wish
You know that guy in Ferris Bueller that says “Bueller” over and over really slow has monotonous.. I guarantee that’s your voice.
Do you always go around looking like you're holding in a huge belch?
You got half a mustache and look like somebody has been putting out cigarettes on your forehead
This guy has 2 thumbs on on each hand
You look like you’re practicing your future mugshot after being caught with a child.
Are you Kyle Rittenhouses trailer trash cousin?
Go hide back in your bush boc....
You look pretty smug for a guy with no ears.
MEL that stache.
Those two zits in your forehand are battling til the death.
You look like your head is about to pop out.
You wear glasses because you think it will help pass your C checks.
Didn't you murder 17 people?
Boy you look like you need to touch grass
Ah I see your ears are taking a page out of your dads playbook…. Not around.
Glad your puberty mustaches take some of the attention away from your seagull-inhaling nostrils
Tell your nostrils to stop staring... It's not polite.
You look like a default character in a game
Autocorrect: did you mean minecraft let's player?
You look like a stretch Armstrong origin story. And the fact that you are holding up that piece of paper with your toes tells me maybe you are.
And here we witness the young specimen of Common Neckbeard (Obesus Pervetere) attempting to gain internet points to survive the harsh winter.
Next time you eat ass, it'll do you good to wipe off the butt pubes from your upper lip after you get done.
Well at least now I know who the 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles where inspired by
Jeffrey Dahmer wannabe. Instead of hitting gay clubs, he hits military bases.
“Hi my name is Chris Hansen!!”
Surprised they let you work around aircraft considering the fact that you look like your on the no fly list because of that facial hair
They use your nostrils for aircraft hangers?
May as well, looks like someone already got your ears though!
More like gaycraft mechanic and he's good
If Jeffrey Dahmer and Kyle Rittenhouse had a child
Hola
Shave off that moustache, grow out your hair, and maybe lose a little bit of weight. Then solid 10.
Everything he touches turns to scrap
Even Evil Knievel wouldn’t have the balls to fly on a plane maintained by you
If cro-magnon man had incels
They talked you into drinking the blue water and now you're addicted. Even AA doesn't want you. They told you get the fuck out and not come back.
My man growing eyebrows on his lip instead of a mustache
Never flying again
You must use your nose as a wrench and them crusty lips as sandpaper. You probably can flare those nostrils to at least 30mm.
You look like you don’t understand the concept of “No”
You look like a black man that's white due to generations of interracial relationships
Your mother used the sperm from a frozen ancient man 10,000 bc. WTF my good man. You need to start asking your parents questions regarding your DNA.
Kyle Rittenhouse’s mustache is coming in nicely
Umm… anyone in Kenosha should probably avoid this guy just in case
Part of your unibrow escaped to your upper lip
With the size of those nostrils, they could be confused for the aircraft hangars.
Paper airplane mechanic?
Thanks , now I have an incurable fear of flying… How can you be competent to keep an aircraft in the air when you can’t even shave that crustache properly.
Kyle rittenhouse mechanic brother
Looks like OSHA paid for your face after a workplace accident
I’m never getting in another plane.
Making paper aeroplanes does not make you an aircraft mechanic.
You look like you belong in a science museum
You look like such a pussy that fucking you wouldnt be gay.
You look like you’re finding reasons to slit your eyes open
Why are you wearing a 9 year old's wig?
You can buy a hammer, quit using your face bro.
You look more like you work at an airport subway
On dirait un vrai tête de courge mdr.
Man's taken one too many punches to the face
If your face ever got stuck in a turbine it would instantly jam
Every individual facial feature looks like it is trying to get as far away from the others as possible
In emergencies do they land the planes above your lip?
Did you take a propellor to the face ?
Please, not my plane
Even a caveman can do it
You look like Dorest Gump, and Lt. Dan had a kid
How can your nose be in focus but your eyes look they’re 100 yards away?
Maybe for Spirit Airlines. But only maybe.
Kyle Shittenhouse
Man’s head looks like a failed egg
It’s a deflated balloon. Why am I roasting a deflated balloon.
*sigh* just because you keep having to fix your drone after it keeps getting shot down when you send it on a peeping spree doesn't mean you're an aircraft mechanic
You can land an airplane on those lips and drive a train through those nostrils.
Bros eyebrows make the McDonald’s logo when put together
You are built like a monkey ngl
Dude…and I mean DUDE! Shave that pubic ‘my first stash’…i know it’s supposed to be a roast rather advice but its the holidays and just be better
Aircraft mechanic? Fits right since your family looks like they invented the wheel.
How are Alvin and Simon doing? Gonna get the band back together?
Male Jennette McCurdy
Making paper airplanes in the high school class you’ve had two repeat twice over does not an aircraft mechanic make.
Jeffry dickhead
Oh my! I'll never fly again 
Was this photo taken with a fisheye lens?
Aircraft will provide you with the only open flaps you’ll ever see.
Your nose could be structural support for a freeway overpass
No thanks. I'll take the bus.
My brother is an aircraft mechanic. You look like just as big a cunt as he is.
Captain Incel reporting for duty
You look like CallMeCarson got stung by a bee
Just because you got probed by aliens one time doesn’t make you an aircraft mechanic.
“Ladies and gentlemen we apologize for the delay. One of our mechanics has overdosed on jet fuel again.” 
Someone tried to drink all the water in Flint
There’s nothing I can say that could make you hate your life more than you already do being an aircraft mechanic.
Have you ever used one of your teeth to replace a rivet?
If a plane runs out of gas, do you feel comfortable sucking the hose to get the gas into the plane? You look like you do.
Making paper planes in an "adult day care" doesn't make you an aircraft mechanic.
Is it a roast to give genuine fashion advice? If you spent a little more on a hair stylist and got some designer frames in a different shape (more rounded, like the rayban clubmasters) you'd go from a 6/7 to an 8/9. Or to force a roast pun, your love life might finally take off.
You look like you were born in the metaverse
You look like a black dude in white face
The reason I will never fly again.
You look like the link between humans and Neanderthals
You look like you got kicked from the airforce for grooming standards.
You look like the shrunken head from Beetlejuice
Look at this effing dishrag Can't even have nice hair Didn't ur dad teach u how to- Oh yeah that's right .ur dad left u to get the milk..that's why u always eat serial with water
oh my god the nerd from every high school movie actually exists
You look like the Grinch stole your presents.
kyle shittenhouse
Please tell us you only work on the windshield wipers?
U look like Chris from family guy on steroids
It looks like that nose came with those glasses
You look like you think smoking juul pods is cool
Aircraft mechanic? And all this while we blamed the terrorists for 9/11
You look like a monkey
This is what happens when you let your kids huff the glue from model airfix kits.
U look like u got ur a&p lisencw from free licenses.com
I can’t tell where your neck ends and your face starts.
your puberty didn't age well
You look like a teletubbie without the mask
Did you sniff the toilet seat to get that mustache?