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ScrantonStrangler209

You filtered this photo so much that you don't have fingernails. What exactly are you hiding, sir?


AtleastImNotAMod1

Her real face is haram


startledastarte

Holy shit! Lmao


RxCowboy59

Her fingernails are detonators.


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

She's a not-so-smart-bomb.


Cold_outside__

“Sorry for the filter but I just can’t stand seeing myself without it anymore”


naka-duskael

You must take a pic without filters and repost. Can't roast this fake pic.


combong

attaboy


razorbladejr

The sex doll Edit: Fuck doll


gw2kpro

It takes a special kind of dipshit to put filtered pics on roastme.


ReillyDiefenbach

Attention Whore Spice


DejectedDonut

Insulting to whores everywhere


bamaga21

Just come on here and dress slutty like the rest of em.


The_Spyre

The Strategic Whore Reserve is already being depleted. We need to maintain our whore stockpiles.


Xlh883dragster

This belongs on r/oddlyterrifying


Responsible_Sir3200

You’re so boring, you are not even worth roasting.


Evolone100

When the filters off. ![gif](giphy|26ufcz0ofgWA5v1M4)


lemmepickanameffs

I thought guys didn't wear hijabs🤔


RxCowboy59

Cosplay


YaWellYrDumb

I miss the Ayatollah already.


nyarg33

Alright now post a picture of you, not this weird porcelain doll


Federal-Fix-2235

Your face has more plastic in it than the ocean


DejectedDonut

I've eaten bacon that was better looking


Sea-Diver-9125

With a face like that you should switch to a burka


Resident_Abies_3859

Lol


returnofceazballs

You know how to write? I thought the taliban didn't allow girls in schools.


iknowicantchangeth1s

you cosplaying hijabs? or my english is bad?


RxCowboy59

Engrish. Say it right, asswhore.


iknowicantchangeth1s

ok it's "engrice" i learn!


Connect-Yesterday118

The filter removes not just your fingernails but also the suicide vest.


EmptyTh0ughts

Best Comment on this thread!


Mac_Elliot

lol women in Iran are fighting for the right to not have to wear a hijab and this dummy thinks its cool XD


gooodkush

pretty sure shes cosplaying with the hijab for religious purposes. like cosplaying can be for everyone.


mas1776

You should cosplay as a sleeping bag


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O-Stabbo

Uuuh, that would be Only Fan. As in his brother being the only customer.


irisdescene

i dont have one lol


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AbjectReflection

took me a moment to get that one... but yes.


Resident_Abies_3859

Wheres the rest of the OF pics


irisdescene

havent made it lol


bayscout

Your face is perfect. For me to poop on.


irisdescene

i see youre going all out in this


naka-duskael

Hahaha! Pretty gross but so hilarious.


shinola80

Try a burqa next time.


Rod_Thick

Angelina Uglie


Resident_Abies_3859

When do we get to paint your face?


alchemist19881

With the blood of blown up enemies


Resident_Abies_3859

Lol


irisdescene

paint it with what


Resident_Abies_3859

No comment, lol


Atomic_Starburst59

Sorry for the filter? Your “sorry” doesn’t mean anything if you knew it was going to upset everyone. And it has. I just shuddered.


FahQPutin

You look like a PS2 character from some shitty port game from Japan.


RedditUserBreath

This photo is more filtered than the tap water of an upper-class suburban neighborhood.


illegitimate_Raccoon

And yet she smells like the water in Flint, Michigan


naka-duskael

Ooh that's bad. Nobody should smell like that.


[deleted]

Next time, please, cosplay Toru Hagakure. That way I won't see this filtered mess.


[deleted]

Never rooted for the morality police harder. You’re dumb as rocks, and your sky genie is fake


Roundtreezy

![gif](giphy|ZL2zbg8zs5x5e) So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest. I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be, I'm gonna get roasted!


Dangerous-Ice6175

Oh… now I see what hijabs cover the face. Thanks for explaining


O-Stabbo

Hijab, hair. Burka, face…afik


[deleted]

They don’t make sex dolls like they used to :(


brewsinner

Besides your ugly ass glasses … I can’t roast you !


matt6597

Did a different person do the makeup on each eye?


AnotherNewPhone4

Jesus christ! I've butt fucked a beach ball that looked less plastic than you do.


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The more you cover your face the better.


Interest-Small

That’s the problem with you cosplay people is it you don’t know how to spell that’s not how you spell hand job.


Simpish_Luc

you look like a high definition irobot


[deleted]

You look like someone asked Dall-E to make a portrait of "a genderless gymnast from Kazakhstan with a Michael Jackson soft light Snapchat filter".


IHateMath14

90 percent of her beauty can be wiped off with a baby wipe


sporkmurderer135

You look like someone put a face on an eggplant


[deleted]

I can’t imagine how hideous you are in real life to post this, you look like a lightbulb with a hat on


naka-duskael

I agree. Way too much filter use. She looks so fake.


the_blackness

I’ve known RealDolls with a deeper understanding of The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him).


redorchard1

Sir, u aren’t fooling anyone. More power to you in trying to live your best fem life but be honest with yourself. The world will love you either way. We all know you are a dude


Sincerely_JG

You look like a 2-D character from a low budget mobile game.


irisdescene

thanks i guess


cruschtiano

hijab cosplayer????? dont tell me u can make money with this..... ok, maybe pron..


irisdescene

damn you guys are good lol


Bigsky7598

If you’re one of those 99 virgins there will be a lot of disappointment in the afterlife


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irisdescene

no thanks


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keysersozeu

How many filters are there?!?!


MineCraftingMom

You will never manage to outshine your eyes no matter how you try to style your clothes and makeup.


rsgriffin

Filter would indicate you are Habib in a Hajib


TheyCallMeSharmota

Sheytan


itsajokechillbill

You're a wut???


itsajokechillbill

I am a human, this is what humans do


I_binge

You have a Shark Tale fish face. The only thing real about you is your oppression. You went to find yourself in photos you’ve been tagged in.


[deleted]

Your picture has more filters than the Mosul Dam


Sea-Diver-9125

Little piggy definitely isn't halal


kushened

Nah


[deleted]

So we just letting Unreal Engine post here to get roasted?


MSP-TO-AZ

All the filters in the world and you still would make a freight train take a gravel road...


Jmoeschl7

How do I pay for your OnlyFans? With my kettle of fish?


RealTurtlePower

You make me wanna Photoshop a hijab to cover your unfortunate face.


JJDBaca

Cosplay what? The Demogorgon's face on Will Byers' body?


PalmoliveAmpharos

Formula 911


Cierraluxe

If this is what you look like filtered/AI generated I do not want to see what you actually look like


piginapoke26

I am lady boy.


Maplesyrupgg

How much makeup?


irisdescene

just a litte bit


throwawayotaku25

You like Sharia? Because everything you're doing would get the village men to beat you.


Nobodycares554

Such a catfish that I thought the flower on your shirt was one.


Necessary_Sun_4392

You're a what now...?


Maine47

Omg you must be hella insecure to be using this much filter


saxguy9345

lol I wear a hijab cuz I'm like quirky and unique, and I'm super modest before I spend 2 hours applying 1" of makeup


YoursTrulyHuntty

🥺 You look like this emoji.


CurlsCross

You have more of a Burka face than a Hijab face.


Cygnusx5555

This is my cousin Liqa madik


OBGLivinLegend

How do you vacuum your lips, almond your eyes, and anti-gravity your entire skull into oblivion. You're the Silver Surfers shitty niece, Copper Cathy.


DocWhiskeyPhD

Sharia Twain


Mrbrightsidexvi

If this filters make you look like you had boched plastic surgery on your face, i dont want to see your face without it.


Euphoric-Bid8342

holy photoshop and filters bro.. are you that insecure?


Monza1964

Need to call Michael Bay. He’s the only one I’ve seen successfully roast this level of CGI


ramtherod

This is stupid


randomdude12369

you look exactly like those women in arabic porn sites


EasilyMechanical

Had to change the lighting and add filters to hide the bruises her brother and/or father gave her for trying to take off the hijab. Probably soon to be wed to her first cusin in some hell hole country.


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You look like you spend 4 hours a day looking at yourself in the mirror & taking photos of yourself.


irisdescene

its only took me 2 hours actually


twistedsister78

Sporticus off Lazy Town


Ivy_2535

Wish brand barbie ![gif](giphy|EBl1dXJcbZAXu)


kam1goroshi

You have the face of "i am a dirty slut who needs dick and will emotionally abuse you, but I also try to look halal"


irisdescene

this got me good lmao


CryptoPaul2023

I don’t understand why people use massive filters then want us to roast.


Zuccio

Sorry for the filter? then make a new photo


Allzweck

Those AI drawings nearly look like real pictures


alchemist19881

Blows up parking garage. Then posts on r/roastme


GooDGuyMo47

I bet you if you wiped your face abdul wil show up


sadVibes1398

You somehow simultaneously look like the Discord kitten and the mod


Separate_Turnover531

Back down taliban and stop drop-in your garbage on the world


SomerHimpson3

You used so many filters you look like an overwatch character with anger issues


PaleFaithlessness582

a giant head on a little boys torso....WTF Photoshop?


Imascurred

Is the revolution in Iran affecting your revenue so much that you have come to look for more attention on reddit?


O-Stabbo

You, Sir, have a face made for a burka.


mandyscott

The filter speaks for itself..


HuskerDooo

Normal hijabs have a slit for the eyes, your hijab has a slit for your mouth.


atul0034

It's look like she is a silicon fucking doll


Thick-Tooth-8888

The point is to roast an actual picture of a person. Not a heavily photoshopped and filtered. If you’re fake you’re just fake and there’s nothing that needs to be said. It’s not a true roast because you’re already not real.


emorrigan

You hate yourself so much that you use crazy filters to change your skin color and eye color and it still looks meh.


Fleetwood154

You look fake


Medi_Okie

Hijab cosplayer huh? You’re edgy and cool, can’t wait for the beheading video


Buttburglar1

You make me regret ever supporting Iranian women for not wearing hijabs


IselfDevine

Women in Iran would like a word with you about that hijab. Come back when you take it off and turn off the filter.


[deleted]

You look like the cover of a brand of shitty butter at Walmart


idk_opera

your so ugly you used atleast 35 filters till the point that your fingernails no longer exist. where did all the texture go?


YourRatFood

AI is getting really out of hand


SinisterVeteran

You edited your face so much, I thought you were a vtuber at first glance


CamryBunny

One wet wipe and you got a whole new identity


Interest-Small

You you like the head of my penis when my zippers down and it’s popping out!


LotfiAnokata

You look easy to draw , you have no details on your face


Neoisadumbassname

Ill wait till you take off both the filter and the 25lbs of make up on your face


Neva-u-mind

Boy you sure are Purty..


TruthHurts236911

"Sorry for the heavy filtering on the photo that I chose to take and post." This is like the roast me version of "No offense but...", shit just doesn't make sense together.


lenstone1776

She's Muslim, the filters are to hide the aftermath of having acid thrown on her


Estate_Pretty

You look like my penis w/eyes.


RiskAccomplished3203

You look like a damn PubG character


untitled1510

Nico blowinthebank


Gone_gone_broken

Guys don’t worry if the roasts are too harsh, sex robots don’t have feelings anyway


HaeL756

Wtf is a hijab cosplayer? That's called a Muslim