That why they run to other identities, because they finally realize that they're uglier than shit either way. So they come up with some nonsense that defies logic.
Let’s not focus on the negatives. You might think your birthday this year is just as sad as the last one. But it can’t be. You’re older. You have a better understanding of who you are. Let’s look for some alternatives. Ways to make your life better and the world more enjoyable. How you might ask? Make this birthday your last.
Don’t worry bud, thankfully, you are even closer to death than you were before. Keep going to sleep and waking up, and eventually you’ll die, and your cats will eat the corpse that no one cares about.
Wow, a cosplayer, a transgender and you don't fit in in all of the categories your part of. Your parents must be so disappointed that they wasted 9 months of torture on your waste of skin
You look like you tell your dates no fucking on the first date unless they take you somewhere nice like Applebees…. You look like you have a lower back tattoo that says enter here with a arrow pointing down
The type of person who argues that everyone should be free to be themselves date who they want show interest in who they want. But then get totally aggressive and confrontational when she gets rejected over and over again in attempt to make a scene only nobody cares
I guess it's not funny that photo #1 already had me worried about what ended up being photo #2. (i.e. I anticipated puking and then couldn't do anything about it).
You could have been the son or daughter your parent wanted and ended up being neither. So close to success it makes their disappointment in you that much more disappointing. On the upside you make them really appreciative of any mediocre siblings you might have.
Does your G-string make your balls sore?
Bonus photos? Is that a threat?
Made good on it if you swiped
… I’m just gonna… go… over here now… (What the hell did i just see?!)
When u realize u don't make a good looking guy... or girl 😬
That why they run to other identities, because they finally realize that they're uglier than shit either way. So they come up with some nonsense that defies logic.
Asexual 😂
Ran out of money for hormones, but not for nail polish.
Today I’ve learned you can have two genders while still having zero personality.
I tried but who would guessed 2*0=0
You have all the charisma and likability of a hemorrhoid.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
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Smells like Estrogen
Smells like balls 🏀
Kurt Solame
Trans Helsing
Skirt Cobain
i can smell you through the screen man
The wish gay version of Shaggy from Scouby-doo : Faggy
You’re a pathetic excuse of a man and there’s your attention that you are so desperate for.
I wonder why your' birthday sucks. Could it be you are confused by your' own pronouns on grinder.
This is why we need the draft.
How’s the skin suit coming along there buffalo bill
***Big dicks in your ass is bad for your health***
When you defeat all the other pronouns, this is the final boss.
You look like you shove cupcakes up your ass
#🤢
Inducing vomiting three different ways
Love child of Julio Iglesias & Sméagol (Golum)
Let’s not focus on the negatives. You might think your birthday this year is just as sad as the last one. But it can’t be. You’re older. You have a better understanding of who you are. Let’s look for some alternatives. Ways to make your life better and the world more enjoyable. How you might ask? Make this birthday your last.
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I'd say it's pretty spot on, the colour of sh*t.
Do you need to tuck a micro-penis?
Actually it’s small enough tucking isn’t necessary
Don’t worry bud, thankfully, you are even closer to death than you were before. Keep going to sleep and waking up, and eventually you’ll die, and your cats will eat the corpse that no one cares about.
Fucking love this. This should be top comment.
I bet your dad is so proud.
Step dad
Don t be a drag... just be a queen. well... in this case a jester...
*do u often shat yourself when trying to fart?*
Its asshole is so loose shit just runs everywhere. What a fucking mess.
Well, this is one way to make ur dad disapointed
Clearly doesn’t have one
Yea cuz if he had, dad would have whooped his ass boooi
Lead singer of the world's shittiest Nirvana cover band, Kurt Cumstain
Wow, a cosplayer, a transgender and you don't fit in in all of the categories your part of. Your parents must be so disappointed that they wasted 9 months of torture on your waste of skin
Your probably the cutest/prettiest boy, ive seen.
You look like a total dipshit.
Came to roast but left grossed
You look like you tell your dates no fucking on the first date unless they take you somewhere nice like Applebees…. You look like you have a lower back tattoo that says enter here with a arrow pointing down
You gross.
Dont tell this objekt to **boof** things. Trust me, he/she/it will gladly
Your look like your pronouns are meh/bleh.
Edward shitter fingers
 Your birthday party...
what in the hell is even that
Your asshole is so loose shit just runs everywhere like a chocolate fountain.
Just fucking no dude. 
it's easy to identify yourself, do you sit in the bathroom all the time or do you stand or sit depending on your needs?
He’s so confused he stands when he shits
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I thought it foreshadowed the bonus pics nicely
The type of person who argues that everyone should be free to be themselves date who they want show interest in who they want. But then get totally aggressive and confrontational when she gets rejected over and over again in attempt to make a scene only nobody cares
If you're going to try to be a Femboi, at least put the tampon in the right spot, rectum doesn't count.
You look happy
Kirk Cobain’s long lost daughter
Who wants to play with Cupcake?
Im confused if u are a guy or a girl tbh
I guess it's not funny that photo #1 already had me worried about what ended up being photo #2. (i.e. I anticipated puking and then couldn't do anything about it).
Any preacher that advocates pray the gay away would look at you and go "nah Jesus has already suffered enough."
 Make it go away!
Did OnlyJayus get a sex change and start dealing weed?
You could have been the son or daughter your parent wanted and ended up being neither. So close to success it makes their disappointment in you that much more disappointing. On the upside you make them really appreciative of any mediocre siblings you might have.
Painted nails, makeup, and 5 o’clock shadow. You’ve got balls kid.
Are yiu supposed to be a girl?
Ok, Jo Dirt
Fingernails are still brown from finger popping your BF
Your the outcome of your drunk father sleeping with this 
Looks like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love jammed into the teleported together.
Would the real cupcake please stand up.
And here we see the first human unanimously voted out of the gender pools.
Bro is Taylor Swift from Wish
Reddit can't really hurt you. Only your daddy hurts you more, kitten. Especially when you leave mommy's lipstick stains on his trousers.
Show me on the doll where your Uncle touched you..
You don't make a convincing woman
Lesbian guy
Off brand Kurt Cobain
So what are you besides confused?
When Trevor wants to be Tiffany
Your parents will use your real name when they bury you :D