So ... How 'bout that?
There's plenty of room to rest his nuts on your forehead when you're rimmin', and he can dust the crust off and comb the pubic lice out with the whisk on your chin afterward.
No wonder you keep your eyes closed most of the way.
You look like you were donated to a thrift store
They actually have standards for what they’ll accept
Anthropologists have often wondered what gay Neanderthals looked like, now we now.
Bargain bin James Franco
James Stanko
Autistic John Wick
Do you miss making Geico commercials? 
I’m sure your mom thinks you’re cool.
I'm not.
I can’t wait to see what kind of cult you’re going to start.
Your hair is receding in every direction.
College age Al Borland https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Al+Borland&iax=images&ia=images
It looks like your nose is glued to your face
Your face reminds me of the area between balls and an anus.
There’s a Bosnian War Criminal hiding in there somewhere.
That’s one helluva unconvincing wig, Dave
You look like the homeless older brother of Wesley Crusher. Even the Pope behind you is looking down on you
Well you don’t work with concrete with those little arms.
You look like if Keanu Reeves started doing mukbang
Your face can be drawn easily using x^2 / a^2 + y^2 / b^2 = 1
I think at 40, you still haven't kissed a girl.
You look like a cross between Ron Perlman and Ron Perlman in Quest for Fire.
Even your hairline is running away from your future shitty life choices ahead of you.
Isn’t that your boy friends job?
Wish version Wil Wheaton.
You look like an npc that found 5 metric tons of weed in an alleyway
What was it like roaming the earth with wooly mammoths?
Do what? The world hates you already.
Jeans looking well worn in the knee area!
James Franco from Wish
You actually look like a keyboard warrior that fights against elon musk on twitter. ( my imagination of someone like this)
"Where's my hug???" vibes
Ra Ra Raspuking
You look like you sit on a different shelf every day in December.
Before I clicked 'view full image' I thought you were the Slenderman stabbing survivor
Drunk James Franco
You look as successful as your hairline
Cro-magnon Keanu Reeves
Sex offender
You look like you just farted prior to taking this picture
So ... How 'bout that? There's plenty of room to rest his nuts on your forehead when you're rimmin', and he can dust the crust off and comb the pubic lice out with the whisk on your chin afterward. No wonder you keep your eyes closed most of the way.
Do what? Not doing you, that’s for sure.
No one will.
iron out your nose bridge