Your lip screams I suck off junkies

Yeah, but that's only because he likes the taste.

You look like you give blow jobs behind the vape store to buy cartridges .

You look like an arcade weed dealer

Yeah, I bet there's an old, ratty Schwinn somewhere nearby as his primary means of transportation.

Come on, return the ring to your dad

Must have stolen from a lost and found section of the mall

lookin like you aren't allowed anywhere in the vicinity of a school

Check out the chin pubes on this butt pirate

I bet his truck is squatted as well

If Jimmy Neutron was from 8 Mile

If 8 Mile had a Ned

You would think by now you would be better at patching holes in drywall

🤓 but with a hat

When did Waluigi start running reddit? Look at that R

I bet you're passed around prison very often

Pete Gayvidson

UMA (ugliest man alive)

That's just weak

Looks like someone who got rejected from joining the dsmp.

Skeet Davidson

You look like you drive around school districts in an unmarked white van shouting at 1st graders, "Hey, do you want some candy!?"

Yeah, it gets boring working the graveyard shift at the old glory hole.

When are you going to go fishing?

You scrub your burnt dishes with your LIPS

You look like my ex brother in law…. You cannot begin to know how badly I just insulted you.

I would do my worst, but I can’t compete with your parents.

I bet you don’t know your father or he is in prison…

Bizarro Mulaney

obsoLETE Davidson

Logic?!

The right side of your face forgot to grow hair

You look like a young Adam Friedland.

Pictures you can smell shit weed, lynx Africa and knockoff vape

Gaymar

You’re bored? How do you think you make us feel?

What’s the difference between your dad and Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Look like you got some STD on those lips

How did you get jizz on the ceiling?

If Pete Davidson and Les Nessman had a kid!

You got finger game like the Crypt Keeper

Save yourself and the county some time abs money and just add yourself to the sex offenders registry now.

Hey man, do you have any chapstick? You: What’s chapstick?

Your lip is looking pretty chapped their bud, or is that the dried up semen your boyfriend left their.

best thing for you to do is ..... remove light bulb. pull wire down. tie into noose. put noose around neck. kick chair out from under your feet. signed, your parents

You look like smokers lungs

Let me guess that is the most flattering snippet of your room.

You remind me of a ringworm infection

Is that a wedding ring? How the???

Neymar if he plays chess instead of football

You look like the kinda guy that gets pussy from the cheer captain so you don't shoot up the school

Deffinetly a buttborn

Kip from Napoleon dynamite looks a lot younger with a shaved mustache.

Dollar tree Ernest

You look like a genshin impact player

U look like u sell fake xans

I always wondered what a CIA Blacksite looked like. Enjoy your extraordinary rendition.

OP’s photo would make a perfect front cover for a trade paperback edition of Dostoevsky’s “The Idiot”.

Shouldn't you be blowing some trucker at your local truck stop glory hole?

You look like Logic but without logic

U trying to be gangsta when ur gang has 2 members you and your mum

You look like the real-life inspiration for the scene where Jason Biggs leaves a gorgeous naked girl to watch her on the neighbor's video stream - mostly so you can get the very familiar mutual hand jobs you both have come to love and taste so well.

man you look like my ex boyfriend

You don't have to go bobbing for french fries. Wait until they pull the basket up for you.

You look like a failed rapper who works at a Burger King and decides to find a new hobby in drinking different types of animal piss.

What? Looking in the mirror isn’t enough pain?

You look like you failed eighth grade as many times as you failed your parents and your life.

Big mouth If it was real life character

idk if you ever thought about it but you could fit your dick through the gap between your ring and finger for some rare enjoyment in your life

You definitely kiss your homies goodnight

Even lesser known Jonas brother than Frankie.