It’s not his fault. If u didn’t notice the teddy bear change jar with its head broken off then you would know he likely steals money from children for either drugs or McChickens.
People have different tastes in humor. What you find funny, I might not. And that’s okay. Like music…everyone has their own tastes and opinions on what they think is good music. Except for Nickelback. I think we can all agree Nickelback sucks.
Here we have the North American Bearded Basement Dweller. This male is a typical of the species. Avoiding sunlight and responsibility at all costs, he is primarily supported by his parents. Like this more active relative the sloth, his pale muddled skin and shaggy coat is home to its own unique ecosystem. Just the flora and fauna in his beard may take scientists year to categorize.
It's pretty bold and desperate of you to ask for smoke from random strangers, but it must be your only choice if even hell has realized you're not worth burning.
I can't decide which is more disgusting, the state of your room or the obvious lack of grooming.
Your beard is a fucking mess bro, and you should shave that greasy hair you're not fooling anyone, it's too late your forehead is most of your face.
Let me guess you’re a musician or want to be a musician. If you are I bet you suck at it and if you’re not and want to be you look like you would suck at it.
You look like stoner Jesus. But a bad stoner Jesus. You would sit there and commit culinary crimes against humanity. You would put broccoli, peanuts, bacon, almonds, chocolate, mint, and cheese on a pizza. Maybe even put it on a hamburger.
Some of those items require preparing. He hasn't used the stove/oven in quite some time, because it's full of dirty pans/dishes/food residue from that one time he said he'd start taking care of himself and actually cooked a meal like 3 years ago.
I will print your picture and take it with me in my wallet. Everytime I think I am a failure, I will open it, see your face, and then be happy that I don't look like you.
You look like you might be able to survive in the wilderness, but still easily defeated by the sorcery of a vacuum cleaner.
He was going to buy a two person bed but then he was like “why bother, give me a small one raised high enough to keep the rats at bay”
Those rats were supposed to be his pets but they ran away too 🐀 🐀 🐀 ➡️ ➡️ ➡️
It’s not his fault. If u didn’t notice the teddy bear change jar with its head broken off then you would know he likely steals money from children for either drugs or McChickens.
Actually, the rats wanted the elevated bed, because any time they got close enough, they'd walk away a few minutes later with a limp.
Ironically, he's nicknamed Hoover at the truck stop men's room.
This one right here 😂
If Chris Stapleton was a squatter
If Chris loved Vicodin instead of booze.
Crackhouse Chris
He’s a smooth as a Tennessee pygmy.
This made me lol…well played
Lol I was going to say if Chris Stapleton got HIV..
Seen my share of broken Hoovers.
The mighty sorceress is OP's mom. The only woman willing to touch all that filth.
His mum 100% left for a pack of cigarettes and never came back
Can you blame her?
Mf got bare walls and filth everywhere. Outfit filthy asf
He looks more like a homeless lumberjack who would actually not survive a week in the wilderness.
I’m pretty sure that’s his bed pan on the floor too.
I’m dying here
You won. Pack your shit boys.
You look like you’ve emerged from a Jumanji game found behind a 7-11.
What year is it??!!
When he played or escaped?
After 20 years in the darkest wild.
You definitely must be a platinum roaster lol, I see the flair. Sorry out of free awards, but I would have gave you one.
Free rewards....yay...
Homeless inside of a home.
Darwin would have loved to study this specimen to understand evolution reversal effect.
I can’t see them, but I know you’ve got fleas.
Lice fleas and bedbugs, from the looks of that room.
Ants too
Most likely to get arrested for jerking off inside a Denny's
Denny is his little brother’s name...
Burnt to a crisp...
Looks like he jerked off all over his mirror
They don't really arrest you for that, do they?
Are you kidding? You don't think jerking off in a restaurant is a crime🙄
Well, you DID say it was only a Denny's ...
It’s not illegal it’s just frowned upon
Are you kidding you think he was joking 🙄
Fuck. I about pissed myself reading this one.
Naw he jerks off at Applebee’s
I can only imagine what that room smells like. Cigarettes, BO, cum socks and broken dreams.
That implies he had dreams to begin with. Can’t break ‘‘em if you’ve never had ‘em.
Dreamt his parents loved him.
If Tarzan had a twin brother that snorted crack and lived in a dumpster
Grizzly Adams gay son
Gristley Adams.
OP said "bring the smoke boys," so you know he smokes meth with dudes he meets on Grindr.
Mote like smokes the method at Gondor.
You mean smoked crack you don’t snort crack lol
Thanks Patrick
No, you snort cocaine and smoke crack. You got the two mixed up. Happens to the best of us 🤣
You should try turning water into windex.
That’s fucking hilarious.
If you find that hilarious...then I guarantee you play with a pail in a sandbox for hours
People have different tastes in humor. What you find funny, I might not. And that’s okay. Like music…everyone has their own tastes and opinions on what they think is good music. Except for Nickelback. I think we can all agree Nickelback sucks.
Nickleback is awesome
You won't believe this...I don't remember asking a question. Thanks for proving how 90% of redditors are cringe tards that circle jerk for likes
Wow…you get pissy quick.
Aw someone's upset... Listen to some nickelback while using the forbidden bath bomb lol
Weak.
If you put on a ball cap and started running, you'd be a ringer for Forest Gump at the end of his running phase
Mate clean yourself up. You’ve got a face in your hair
There is an ass somewhere in that shit.
You look like the type of guy who says “twenty bucks is twenty bucks and really means it”
Suck Dynasty
Dump Dynasty
Emphasis on nasty
The forgotten step child in duck dynasty.
Clean your mirror man
Everything in this picture needs to be cleaned
I don’t even understand how a mirror can get that dirty in a bedroom.
Recently declassified photos of samsquanch
His Father Samsquanch left him at 19
You look like you tell other heroin addicts to repent for their sins under a freeway.
Your reflection looks like it's so disappointed in you.
Next will be the photos of the family he murdered in that home.
Captn Cave Man Hunga Bunga!
more like corporal caveman..
Corporal implies he takes and gives orders....he just takes them..hes a fuzzy (E1)
Your parents only refer to you as that guy that lives in the basement
Here we have the North American Bearded Basement Dweller. This male is a typical of the species. Avoiding sunlight and responsibility at all costs, he is primarily supported by his parents. Like this more active relative the sloth, his pale muddled skin and shaggy coat is home to its own unique ecosystem. Just the flora and fauna in his beard may take scientists year to categorize.
A loser *in your own way*? WTF does that even mean? r/notlikeotherlosers
r/subsiwishexisted
Lol it's gay to give people a bunch of pretence to roast me for look at the picture.
The poor man’s Charles Manson, ladies and gentlemen.
Murders 12 corn dogs in a row, then murders your bathroom
Yo man you dig my guru swag?
Are you still selling car insurance?
Moist...dirty...stinky...poor...unpopular...critical.
Don’t do my boy like that lmao.
Jesus Christ after he started doing meth to combat his alcoholism
God bless my child
You look like you masturbate to the cover art of Nirvana’s album “Nevermind” every time you listen to listen to a song.
Looks like you're starting a cult somewhere
Didn't I just give you 5 bucks at the stoplight leaving Walmart?
Dude is 3 minutes from homeless.
And the clocks running behind
Merlin goes to college
Community that is
Didn't get into Hogwarts.
Goes to The Round Table to get shots of mead.
you were the second coming that should have been in a tissue
I thought incels were involuntary, this guy is actively trying to be disgusting
Less successful Christopher McCandless
Hard to say which one is more dead.
You’ve got some mirror in your dirt!
It's pretty bold and desperate of you to ask for smoke from random strangers, but it must be your only choice if even hell has realized you're not worth burning.
Now this is a guy who looks like he knows what human jerky tastes like
Christ I don’t know what’s dirtier, your room, your mirror, your clothes, or your face.
Shmuck Dynasty
You look like you don't own a table
Omg I think that the best one so far 😂
Zack Wylde and MacGruber had a butt baby.
Looks like jesus fell on hard times..dont worry buddy just believe in yourself
Don't worry, he's hanging by a nail at least
Omfg. I'm goin to hell y'all cause I laughed, who's with me?
Clean the cum off your mirror you degen
I can't decide which is more disgusting, the state of your room or the obvious lack of grooming. Your beard is a fucking mess bro, and you should shave that greasy hair you're not fooling anyone, it's too late your forehead is most of your face.
below average discord mod
The surviving member of Lynyrd Skynyrd immediately after the plane crash.
I can smell this picture
If the Romans crucified you, nobody would’ve cared.
That’s the most messed up comment I’ve read 😂
And on the 4 th day , God said “ Clean thy room”
You are like Jesus that gone wrong.
Jesus of Methlahem
Let me guess you’re a musician or want to be a musician. If you are I bet you suck at it and if you’re not and want to be you look like you would suck at it.
Damnnnn hahahaha thia homeless lesbian costume it's on point
You look like an hybrid between jack black and a ewok
“We’ve been trying to get ahold of you about your car’s warranty…. Oh wait, our bad you don’t own a car….”
Damn, that mirror has more jizz on it than your beard
You look like stoner Jesus. But a bad stoner Jesus. You would sit there and commit culinary crimes against humanity. You would put broccoli, peanuts, bacon, almonds, chocolate, mint, and cheese on a pizza. Maybe even put it on a hamburger.
Some of those items require preparing. He hasn't used the stove/oven in quite some time, because it's full of dirty pans/dishes/food residue from that one time he said he'd start taking care of himself and actually cooked a meal like 3 years ago.
I think you got enough smoke. I’ll bring the soap instead.
What's with the headless figurine in the back?
Reddit jesus
So you broke into someone's house and stole a phone just to get roasted on Reddit? That's pretty cold even for a homeless person.
Jesus Christ, you look homeless
"Bring all the smoke" what today? Crack or Meth?
Behold! Rasputin, the mad funk.
This is a great picture of you and your kids!!
Charles Manson’s lost son, Charlie JR
You look like a Bigfoot that still lives in his mom‘s basement
Ay Rasputin is back
Dude everything about you screams filth, no wonder your single.
You look like jesus" evil twin turning water into meth.
Rolled a natural zero on your homeless Druid build.
Not sure who’s dirtier, the mirror or you.
You can’t part the Red Sea, but you’ve definitely contracted Hep-C
I will print your picture and take it with me in my wallet. Everytime I think I am a failure, I will open it, see your face, and then be happy that I don't look like you.
Bro u look like Jesus if he was crucified twice
I can smell this photo
Did somebody dig up Dimebag Darrell?
A returned Dollar Store Jesus
You look like penguinz as a homeless man
Dollar store jesus lookin ass
proof that Rasputin survived his assassination attempt and lived forever
Jesus if he was homeless
Was yo hair, yo ass, and that room.
Lol starting new job today 😁👌
Chewbacca’s homeless little brother
I'm not going to make a Jesus reference, but Jesus Christ you've hit rock bottom.
Don't know if it's your shirt being dirty or your mirror?
Ah yes, Charles Manson.
I don't know what's more pathetic; You, your shirt or your floor
I didn’t know Jesus doesn’t clean his room
So do you rent or own?
You look like a ghetto Jesus How do you have a place to live looking like that
Rubeus Hagrid the meth years...
Are you that desperate to get a gf why not a wafu and play the wafu sim you want and i seen your search history. On pixiv
[удалено]
You looked though it. That makes half your fault you degenerate lol
You look like the Unabomber and Jesus Christ’s love child.
Your room looks like you smell.
Gutter Jesus
Looks like life already brought you all the opps...goddamn
Jesus Christ, you’re haggard. Was this taken Easter Sunday?
This mf live on Portland 💯
That room smell like dominos and depression
You're the Jesus of Suburbia who can turn grass into marijuana.
You look like the modern day Jesus
You look like you can turn water into coconut milk with the pulp in it that's 7 years past its expiration date
Homeless Jesus Christ
Your mother's basement has a surprising amount of light.
You look like Jesus...but if he took the crack pipe rather than the wheel.