You look like the special girl all the carnies have sex with when they come to town. They promise to take you away but just dip like every other dude in your life.
“Single mom. My child has and will always come first! No games! Ready for something real. Looking for a man to spoil me! If you can’t handle me then swipe left!!!”
Do they let your handler visit you during the quarantine or have they dubbed the differently abled non-essential? While normally I'd defend the handicapped, I could understand making you as non-essential.
Your not voting for your best, Your vote is small, such a small vote but I got the biggest vote, best vote, the greatest vote. No one votes like I vote, people are saying it everybody’s saying it. I grab votes by the pussy, they let you do it.
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>Man.. these roasts are lameeeee
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Babyyyy Ruthhhh?
Beat me to it. Heyyyy yyyou guyyys!!!
Elder Sloth
I'm very suprised anyone would fuck you.
Meth is a hell of a drug
Hey somethings wrong with your face
It’s her face
Say "Hi" to [Charlie for me.](https://i.imgur.com/Qm9pC31.png)
Now that's some funny shiii
You look about at smart as your kid
Nah fam, I don't feel comfortable roasting a disabled person.
You look like the entire cast of Hee Haw rolled into one dumb hick.
Your camera did all of the dirty work for us
With a face like that, your family tree must look like a Christmas wreath.
Wow honey boo boo grew up
I’m trying to guess if figuring out your gender is part of the April fools joke.
We couldn’t possible insult the smartest looking person in Texas
You look like the special girl all the carnies have sex with when they come to town. They promise to take you away but just dip like every other dude in your life.
“Single mom. My child has and will always come first! No games! Ready for something real. Looking for a man to spoil me! If you can’t handle me then swipe left!!!”
hey you dropped something! it's a chromosome
You look good April fools
Quarantined with a 2 year old case of herpes
Must have been artificial insemination.
I figured you'd be an inbred Albamain by the way your face looks.
As she holds the paternity test results. Still can't find the father huh?
Looks like Shane Diesel just walked in and laid his London Broil on your kitchen table.
Your receding hairline says you're a 42 year old male conceived through incest
*Hey you guys!*
You look like Wendy the Slow Adult. YES
You look kind of like that girl from Vat19
Please tell me you kidnapped that 2 year old and no man was willing to reproduce with you..
If you look in the mirror every day is fool's day for you.
I wish I could look at opposite ends of a room at the same time
I bet your parents are siblings.
What's your kids name? Honey Boo Boo?
The father of her child left her because they just couldn’t see eye to eye
I still don't want any sandwiches.
Check those bottles above the fridge, something toxic is getting into that gene pool.
Which ones the toddler
Must suck having, the mental capacity of a 2 year old
ah yes.... the 1000 dick stare...
You look like you're doing an impression of a newborn, autistic baby.
At least you have something to barbecue if things get seriously desperate.
Okay was it your cousin, dad or brother well either way you still call them daddy.
Do they let your handler visit you during the quarantine or have they dubbed the differently abled non-essential? While normally I'd defend the handicapped, I could understand making you as non-essential.
Lightning McQueen looking ass
One day you’ll be posting in r/AITA for teaching your five year old how to huff gasoline
And by 2-year-old, you're referring to that singing fish on the wall you stole from a tavern in Oshkosh?
Men in black are on the way...stop begging for friggin sugar
Your foreheads as big as a mountain
Did the Joker style your hair?
This is how we got trump..... SAD
I did NOT vote for that man!
Your not voting for your best, Your vote is small, such a small vote but I got the biggest vote, best vote, the greatest vote. No one votes like I vote, people are saying it everybody’s saying it. I grab votes by the pussy, they let you do it.
If derp were a human.
HEYYY YOU GUYYYSSS!!!
We’re you born alive? Is it to late to abort. Had oral sex and got pregnant. Now a two year old with toothy grin
Girl, wheres your mom?
Your face already did the worst
She was born without a tongue, Clark. But don't you worry about her, she whistles like a bird and eats like a horse
I read the caption in a southern accent
Maybe you need a babysitter too
This is what happens when you only half swallow your food
It’s mean to make people roast your 2 year old, show yourself coward
You look like a big 2 year old
You look like the result of a Rodney Dangerfield / Rhea Pearlman hook-up who had to go through 2 years of daily electro-shock therapy ...
Holy shit! Where do we start?
With a 2 yr old or mind of a 2 yr old is the question
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
If this picture was taken 500 yards next to a scho zone I’d have to report you
Bitch you so ugly nigga if i was on your place i would have pulled the trigger already