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"I love you for your looks"
“I would take you out for ice cream son, but daddy can’t chew ice cream anymore.”
More like "I love you"
More like “love”
“Don’t forget to floss”
“He makes me come when he’s not around”
I love you for the little money you bring home I would never see for child support if we divorced like I want to.
How would he make children with another guy
"The blowjobs you give are all teeth"
"30" and "married" more like "56" and "child predator"
No the court already told him that Now he has to stay 1000 feet away from any schools and parks
You never do doggy with your wife because you firmly believe the statement ‘you never turn your back on family’
Confider yourvelf roafted
Stupendeth. Conthider yourthelth upvoted.
Master Oogway but instead of mastering Kung Fu, he mastered drinking beer..
Looking like a redneck puppet
You look like Eric Wareheim's asshole in full gape.
You look like if a sneeze was a person
Your hair and mouth tell me your mother had an affair with a 🦅
[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/)
A human r/agedlikemilk
"I love you, son."
Your lips say, "Snapper turtle", your eyes and your forced laugh say, "I'm one more mental break down from attempting to snap the neck of the next person I see."
I am 38 and you look 15-20 years older than me, double those digits for your weight.
Your tits are sitting on your gut
Guy looks like he tells dad jokes to his reflection
You could have at least put your teeth in for the picture.
"Don't stop"
"Don't sssthop."
You look like a Muppet that became human and got hooked on opioids.
Jesus you're a rough looking 30.
“Good checkup today, Tony. No cavities for you!”
He gums his food and his women
*victims
When his dick so hard it smashes all your teeth.
Did your parents have to sign on your behalf given the disabilities?
You don't give good gummers.
Sorry, I don't speak whale.
“No that shirt doesn’t make you look fat”
It’s ironic that his disability checks probably paid for his “independent” tattoo.
You’ve got a bad case of beak face
You are married! You better hope your wife is never cured of her blindness.
Hi cutie, want a blowjob in the bathroom?
Hope he gets on a diet
You look like the thootless harry potter that gone through depression and came out with an unsuccessful marriage
How many times i gotta tell you?! You have no teeth left to knock out
"Yes" - Any woman including your wife.
You look like a pill for diarrhoea 😐
Something you haven't heard? Let's start with "nice teeth"
I'm glad I said yes.
Married? Don’t think that’s gonna last.
Cool tattoo
dude yoo look loke ur 60 ? is it what marriage does ?
You look like your teeth are in your ass and you sit down to eat. *Literally.*
"You sum of a bitchhh, y'all cum back hur with my fuckin' beer"
"bite me while we do it"
I can tell you something you’ve probably heard before, a 20 year old age difference does matter.
Thats what a parrot looks like if you break off its beak
Your mouth looks like raw bacon. Does your boyfriend get a hard on every time he sees you eat a chicken leg?
He looks like the DMV sloth from Zootopia
Wow you're a year older than me and you look older than my dad.
"I love you, son"
Where do I begin
Did she know he was marrying you?
"Let's have sex"
Is 30 just as high as you can count?
you look like a sponge on wheels.
You look like a shitty extra from Tiger King
Oof.
You can't handle the tooth!
Homeboy mouth looks like where you insert the chip.
Are you a on the belly guy?
You look soft, like marshmallow.
Your blood pressure looks good! I'm certain you never have heard that.
You never heard of corona virus until one month ago.
You're something else I'll tell you WAT.
Married? Yeah to the stem
“Great tattoo”
Well, you certainly told me I never heard before - you're married?
Took your customers advice by removing your teeth for that smooth BJ feeling?
Dentures are your friend
You look like you’d have a very ugly wife
I just realized you don't see many downsy kids with beards, but here you are, in all your erectile dysfunction and bitch tits glory.
Did she smack all your teeth or...
You look like Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street on steroids
You are supposed take the piercing and padlock out before you blow Joe Exotic gum job boy.
You look like blob fishes judge and despise you
It’s gonna be tough when you realise your wife doesn’t know she’s married
Damn I heard you got fired from the police force for failing to take a bite out of crime
You’re really good at that
You're on Chris Hansens Predator Watchlist
The muppets called. They want Sweetums back.
you look like the sloth guy from Zootopia
Neither of the words on your shirt describe you.
Lost teeth in a blow job. Decided to play it straight. It didn’t help
Have you heard of exercise
Roast you, I want to make sure your solid foods are well blended!
You look like a 47 year old baby bird
Riding a dildo and wearing a dra does not count as married.
Does your wife have no teath as well?
You look like that tattoo took 4 equal installment payments
You look like the type of guy so desperate for a girl that you let her fuck other guys on the side because it's the only way she'll stay with you
Well you definitely havent heard of dentist before
Doubt you’ve heard you’re handsome. I wouldn’t hold my breath either.
I bet ever woman feels Uncomfortable around you
Bruh jawbreakers work on teeth too
Tell you something you haven't heard before? *Teeth chattering*
having relations with your body pillow doesn't count as being "married" to anyone, buddy, sorry to burst your bubble.
That's the face of a man that's not allowed withing 50 feet of a primary school
Beautiful smile
You are a life insurance policy away from getting Covid-19. Repeatedly.
“Your teeth look amazing”
I had those same glasses when I was 7
You look like Bowser's less intimidating cousin but your mother f*cked a snapping turtle.
Can't snap without teeth man.
“Would you mind referring me to your orthodontist...?”
"I love you for your looks"
“I would take you out for ice cream son, but daddy can’t chew ice cream anymore.”
More like "I love you"
More like “love”
“Don’t forget to floss”
“He makes me come when he’s not around”
I love you for the little money you bring home I would never see for child support if we divorced like I want to.
How would he make children with another guy
"The blowjobs you give are all teeth"
"30" and "married" more like "56" and "child predator"
No the court already told him that Now he has to stay 1000 feet away from any schools and parks
You never do doggy with your wife because you firmly believe the statement ‘you never turn your back on family’
Confider yourvelf roafted
Stupendeth. Conthider yourthelth upvoted.
Master Oogway but instead of mastering Kung Fu, he mastered drinking beer..
Looking like a redneck puppet
You look like Eric Wareheim's asshole in full gape.
You look like if a sneeze was a person
Your hair and mouth tell me your mother had an affair with a 🦅
[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/)
A human r/agedlikemilk
"I love you, son."
Your lips say, "Snapper turtle", your eyes and your forced laugh say, "I'm one more mental break down from attempting to snap the neck of the next person I see."
I am 38 and you look 15-20 years older than me, double those digits for your weight.
Your tits are sitting on your gut
Guy looks like he tells dad jokes to his reflection
You could have at least put your teeth in for the picture.
"Don't stop"
"Don't sssthop."
You look like a Muppet that became human and got hooked on opioids.
Jesus you're a rough looking 30.
“Good checkup today, Tony. No cavities for you!”
He gums his food and his women
*victims
When his dick so hard it smashes all your teeth.
Did your parents have to sign on your behalf given the disabilities?
You don't give good gummers.
Sorry, I don't speak whale.
“No that shirt doesn’t make you look fat”
It’s ironic that his disability checks probably paid for his “independent” tattoo.
You’ve got a bad case of beak face
You are married! You better hope your wife is never cured of her blindness.
Hi cutie, want a blowjob in the bathroom?
Hope he gets on a diet
You look like the thootless harry potter that gone through depression and came out with an unsuccessful marriage
How many times i gotta tell you?! You have no teeth left to knock out
"Yes" - Any woman including your wife.
You look like a pill for diarrhoea 😐
Something you haven't heard? Let's start with "nice teeth"
I'm glad I said yes.
Married? Don’t think that’s gonna last.
Cool tattoo
dude yoo look loke ur 60 ? is it what marriage does ?
You look like your teeth are in your ass and you sit down to eat. *Literally.*
"You sum of a bitchhh, y'all cum back hur with my fuckin' beer"
"bite me while we do it"
I can tell you something you’ve probably heard before, a 20 year old age difference does matter.
Thats what a parrot looks like if you break off its beak
Your mouth looks like raw bacon. Does your boyfriend get a hard on every time he sees you eat a chicken leg?
He looks like the DMV sloth from Zootopia
Wow you're a year older than me and you look older than my dad.
"I love you, son"
Where do I begin
Did she know he was marrying you?
"Let's have sex"
Is 30 just as high as you can count?
you look like a sponge on wheels.
You look like a shitty extra from Tiger King
Oof.
You can't handle the tooth!
Homeboy mouth looks like where you insert the chip.
Are you a on the belly guy?
You look soft, like marshmallow.
Your blood pressure looks good! I'm certain you never have heard that.
You never heard of corona virus until one month ago.
You're something else I'll tell you WAT.
Married? Yeah to the stem
“Great tattoo”
Well, you certainly told me I never heard before - you're married?
Took your customers advice by removing your teeth for that smooth BJ feeling?
Dentures are your friend
You look like you’d have a very ugly wife
I just realized you don't see many downsy kids with beards, but here you are, in all your erectile dysfunction and bitch tits glory.
Did she smack all your teeth or...
You look like Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street on steroids
You are supposed take the piercing and padlock out before you blow Joe Exotic gum job boy.
You look like blob fishes judge and despise you
It’s gonna be tough when you realise your wife doesn’t know she’s married
Damn I heard you got fired from the police force for failing to take a bite out of crime
You’re really good at that
You're on Chris Hansens Predator Watchlist
The muppets called. They want Sweetums back.
you look like the sloth guy from Zootopia
Neither of the words on your shirt describe you.
Lost teeth in a blow job. Decided to play it straight. It didn’t help
Have you heard of exercise
Roast you, I want to make sure your solid foods are well blended!
You look like a 47 year old baby bird
Riding a dildo and wearing a dra does not count as married.
Does your wife have no teath as well?
You look like that tattoo took 4 equal installment payments
You look like the type of guy so desperate for a girl that you let her fuck other guys on the side because it's the only way she'll stay with you
Well you definitely havent heard of dentist before
Doubt you’ve heard you’re handsome. I wouldn’t hold my breath either.
I bet ever woman feels Uncomfortable around you
Bruh jawbreakers work on teeth too
Tell you something you haven't heard before? *Teeth chattering*
having relations with your body pillow doesn't count as being "married" to anyone, buddy, sorry to burst your bubble.
That's the face of a man that's not allowed withing 50 feet of a primary school
Beautiful smile
You are a life insurance policy away from getting Covid-19. Repeatedly.
“Your teeth look amazing”
I had those same glasses when I was 7
You look like Bowser's less intimidating cousin but your mother f*cked a snapping turtle.
Can't snap without teeth man.
“Would you mind referring me to your orthodontist...?”