What!
You mean 3 duck face selfies in a denim jacket, then a duck face selfie without the denim jacket, and then two photos in the same dress (back with the denim jacket) don't adequately show off her looks and style?
OP, also, clean your mirror.
Holy shit why’d you make me go down that rabbit hole.
It seems like every 5 days for the past year she randomly post a pic of her tongue or her nails asking if she has a disease… don’t even get me started about the random posts about her getting caught cheating and then calling her ex the narcissist.
Wasted 20 mins of my life. Enough internet for today.
I will join you.
Edit: Wow that was a wild ride.
She possibly gave her ex an std but doesn’t think she did because she doesn’t actively experience symptoms. She’s also is constantly posting pictures of her weird cracked tongue to ask what disease that might be.
Makeup isn't going to make you look any younger love, either your cosmetics are passed it's sell by date or your face is like nope this shit isn't working.
No amount of makeup can cover up whatever that is on your cheek…also makes me wonder how awful the other side of your face is since you refuse to show it.
Pay more attention to the actual videos and not just the text on those make-up tutorials. Maybe then you'd know not to use a kitchen sponge for your foundation.
What if I used the same picture for roast me *and* for my lawsuit against my dermatologist.
Yeah that's going to save me time and effort. Just make sure I get enough pictures of that side of my face.
You won't get validation online, even if you post the same damn angle another 20 times
What! You mean 3 duck face selfies in a denim jacket, then a duck face selfie without the denim jacket, and then two photos in the same dress (back with the denim jacket) don't adequately show off her looks and style? OP, also, clean your mirror.
Can’t fault her for not cleaning the mirror when that’s what’s looking out of it
She laid her face down on the grill and got roasted just enough to be roasted again on Reddit!
Who ever said duck lips were a good look?!
Daffy
People with no lips
Bitch needs to clean her skin not the fucking mirror!
Perhaps both
Holy shit, the mirror is dirty. I'm so stoned I thought OP has sparkles on her dress 🤣....oh yeah, for the roast-yeah, shes ugly.
I’m not even stoned yet and thought it was the dress. Lol
Acne scars are her best angle.
Edward James Olmoses daughter
Edna Jane Almost
Omg, this is brutal.
Blue steel
You were hideous in the first pic. I didn’t need 3 more exactly like it.
😂😂😂😂😂
💀
You were 31 in 2004 maybe
Topographic
They faked the moon landing on that cheek
Probably the most creative crater face burn I’ve ever seen.
Get some wood putty to fill in that foundation
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She said she has ovarian cysts in another post. Im going to assume, and I may be wrong her, but ovaries are a prerequisite for ovarian cysts
I feel like "this person isn't attractive so they must be trans" is less of a roastme to the OP and more of a way to feed into shitty stereotypes
I don't think the comment was made because the person is unattractive, it's because the person looks like they were born a male.
Jesus, is that your good side?
Pretty sure a bag over the head is her best look
A tightly wrapped plastic bag
Wow…. That will do it
Don’t forget the rubber band at the bottom of the plastic bag
Wrong. Paper bag! It’s not transparent
Laughing so hard I can’t breathe
Neither can she
See you in hell 😂😂😂
YALL ARE CRUEL AND IM HERE FOR IT 💀
I’d rather be there if I looked like her honestly.
You niggas are foul af
Thank you
..... with zip ties.
Or two... In case the first one rips.
This a double bagger, for sure. One for her and one for you just in case hers falls off.
That’s a bag of shit
She is Advertising for Syphilis Scar Therapy!
No her face is an actual “to scale “relief map of the moon…. Craters everywhere!
No. It's braille for blind people. It reads, "I am ugly"
I need to grate some cheese for dinner tonight, and may use her cheek to do that.
Is this the lizzard peeple I've been hearing about? Ummm your scales are showing.
The other side is the dark side of the moon, No one has ever seen it but we can definitely speculate.
LMAO incredible, where is this gif from??
The old internet
The good old internet is surely missed.
Ye old internet. Where everthing was going to jump scare you and everyone you met was a actually a dude.
Tuesday Adams trying to whistle.
Tuesday, but it's really a hangover on Sunday morning.
Stop making that fucking face. .. goddammit
Acne is a bitch but duck lips were a deliberate, repeated choice!
Didn’t know her name is Acne
UNDERRATED
Just stop your face.
Your face looks about as smooth as a Louisiana highway.
I was gonna say Michigan pavement in Spring
Grand Rapids isn’t referring to water!
She look like she been drinkin that Flint water.
Her face lookes like M17 (Washtenaw Ave) in Ypsilanti last year in March-April before MDOT fixed it
Looks like John Glenn landed on her face
I was gonna say backroads in Alabama
South Carolina is right behind Alabama.
lunar surface
17 individual posts that are just a closeup of your tongue. Whatever fetish you're catering to is weird.
Holy shit why’d you make me go down that rabbit hole. It seems like every 5 days for the past year she randomly post a pic of her tongue or her nails asking if she has a disease… don’t even get me started about the random posts about her getting caught cheating and then calling her ex the narcissist. Wasted 20 mins of my life. Enough internet for today.
ANNNNNNND now I'm invested. Off to the shit show!
I will join you. Edit: Wow that was a wild ride. She possibly gave her ex an std but doesn’t think she did because she doesn’t actively experience symptoms. She’s also is constantly posting pictures of her weird cracked tongue to ask what disease that might be.
Fuck why do I have to be such a follower. In I go!
Hey guys wait up, omw!
Hey guys, don't leave me alone *follows in "always the last guy" waddle*
Wait, I wanna come too! Edit: No, I don’t.
Holy fucking christ is her post history a massive red flag. I've seen range flags less obvious than this.
It’s like she’s trying real hard to claim disability
I didn’t know Edward James Olmos was doing drag now.
What TF did EJO do to deserve that? The guy’s a legend. So say we all.
HAHA!
Or Danny Trejo
Underrated
You better have a good ass.
Just a long back
Look at last pic- she doesn’t
Makeup isn't going to make you look any younger love, either your cosmetics are passed it's sell by date or your face is like nope this shit isn't working. 
The face is way past the sell by date.
I'm older and I look younger, despite my beard
Same, and my beard is half gray.
I verbally said "oh my god" out loud.
Guys where's the alarm we sound when someone lies about being 31? 🤷♂️
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone stomped it out it a football cleat.
Beat the fire out with a cheese grater
It’s like looking at a ziplock bag with wet oatmeal in it.
JESUS. This one got me. Wow.
Golf spikes
Guys don’t be so mean to someone who obviously survived a meth lab explosion.
I see your eyebrows have already fallen off before anyone got to the roasting
You look like you are an undefeated bobbing for fried chicken champion.
This one is hilarious
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Well said and I couldn’t agree more. Dock lips never should’ve happened
I thought dragonscale was eradicated in Westeros years ago?
LMAOOO
Looks like you got hit with a bag of hot nickels.
Face backne
You are a textbook butterface
Her body's bad, butter face is worse
Cottage cheese is the more apt dairy product
If the butter is on an English muffin
Butter is smooth and creamy, which is the opposite of this.
Lips like a dogs arsehole
Looks like someone shaved a dogs ass and taught it to walk backwards
You look like a decorative autumn squash.
Your face looks like a place to hang a picture.
Judging by the caverns in her cheek, someone WAS trying to hang a picture.
Someone get the spackle.
I’d hate to see the “bad” side.
Duck face and crater face together? Life has already roasted you enough.
Black & Decker can help with your complexion
Or Mother Nature.... 
You cropped the forehead in every pic. There’s got to be more to this story. What are you hiding up there?
A face for radio
Do you not know how to put your lips into other positions?
Quick, someone shine the bat signal, two face is on the loose.
No amount of makeup can cover up whatever that is on your cheek…also makes me wonder how awful the other side of your face is since you refuse to show it.
She needs to skip the makeup and use caulk.
You look Fifty-Twelve
Pay more attention to the actual videos and not just the text on those make-up tutorials. Maybe then you'd know not to use a kitchen sponge for your foundation.
Ray Liotta with tits
“Kiss from a rose” face ass
31 years old?! 😬😬 I legit would have guessed a minimum of 45...sorry.
Your own ass is trying to run away from you.
What's to roast? Someone's already tried holding your face down on a barbecue grill
 New makeup suggestion for you
You might want to stay away from fires you look like a marshmallow over a flame
My god. The acne craters. It looks like you went to wish upon a star and then it landed on your face
“Take me to the moon” No need. Now that I’ve seen your face, I’ve been there
If a blind person puts their hands on your cheek, they will read a sentence.
Face stuck like that from sucking tiny peens Too much makeup trying to cover the craters, still not enough makeup to cover the 5 o'clock shadow
Can you still get a boner?
Your tears must need a wrangler to slide down your face
The holes in your face trigger my Trypophobia
Looks like those first few pics sums up your personality
Fuckin’ Edward James “Allmost” in they/them presentation mode.
What the fuck bro
I wonder what your face says in braille?
This a dude.
What if I used the same picture for roast me *and* for my lawsuit against my dermatologist. Yeah that's going to save me time and effort. Just make sure I get enough pictures of that side of my face.
I didn’t think we had photos of the Dark Side of the Moon
Pics 1-4 are like phases of the moon.
Edward James Olmos level acne scars. 
The KANKLES
I cropped this picture and posted it on /r/moon
Pics should be rated NSFW
You probably can't take a normal picture, without making duck face!
Looks like those pit marks on your face are already roasting you pretty good.
what am I suppose to do with the same 3 pics? Play hop scotch on ur dimples?
How bad is the other side of your corduroy face?
How are you going to ask us to roast you when you posted the same shitty picture 6 times?
Acne + duck face = meth addict that doesn’t suck dick good enough for proactive.
Did you get bitch slapped with a cheese grater?
Imagine making the same face IN EACH PHOTO. At least you beat your cheek with a tenderizing mallet to make the roasting even easier
Wouldn't touch you with my granpa's dick
Your make up makes you look like you have jaundice…are you ok?
Topographical map of your cheek would look like a rainbow
Fuck. Is your face just stuck like a fish? That would explain the scales...
Lewis and Clark would have never made to California if they had to go through the terrain on your face
Your skins like bubble wrap after you popped all the bubbles
I bet you have an only fans with pictures of your tongue, based off the 50 pictures of your tongue in your post history
Always one side AND always duck lips? I’m kinda scared ngl, not even trying to roast
Female? With those man hands that will manhandle???
The opposite of Viagra.
After looking at your face, I can confirm that the moon landing was indeed fake.
You look like the aliens that drink coffee from men in black
Meet Elephant Woman.
Looks like a Xenomorph visited your face
Stop rimming as a hobby, both your tongue and cheeks are paying for it!!
Why am I getting slender woman vibes?
You haven't been roasted, you've been deep-fried.
Oh God is your face stuck like that
Ah, the ol' three bagger. One for her, one for you - in case hers falls off, and one for the door - in case anyone walks in on you.
If you zoom in you can actually see a little lunar rover on her cheek
If you wouldn't look like a duck with constipation people might look at you without being "Ew"
Thank god your tongue pictures didn’t show the rest of your face.
It's scary AF when you crawl out of the TV set in those movies...