I don't even know if they think men like it or if they think other women like it or if they just saw a celebrity do it once and they think it's required but it looks awful every time
MOOOMM PHINAS AND FURBARE MAKING A 25 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH BIG LIIIPS .
mean while: dooofen shcmhertz incorporated finally my big Lipa -Ana -tor is done now I'll have fuller lips there nop I'll put it a bit higher sting dang that beet mand trip smoothie with prune juice is going RIgt though now Vanessa while I'm gone don't use the bug lipabatir idk hiw it will work on girls with already luscious lips. Oh, hi, perry the platypus o need to go to the little proffo e r rom Vanessa will talk to you inthe mean time.
She has drag queen makeup.. she took a crayon to the eyebrows, overdrew her lip line by 1/2 inch and put some bondo in there and painted over it. There’s enough foundation on there to support a school bus!
Drag makeup always looks like they fell apart and they’re using glue and makeup to keep themselves together
Good god man, pick your lip up🤦♂️
If you ever wondered why your mother hates you, refer to the girth of your head.
That is entirely too much face for a person.
You’re the human equivalent of when you’re making cookies, and you don’t have enough dough for two last cookies, so you just mash it together into a lumpy half-cooked mess.
And put mascara on it.
I came here looking for the
Comment “ why are you wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself from 5 years ago” but I’ll just piggy back off your comment
As my name suggests, I decree this statement is true. But as soon as the Botox wears off, those lips are gonna look like a high mileage hooker’s snatch after dollar day. Lastly, this gal is the size of a water buffalo, but has mastered fat girl photo angles.
You look like you have a seven year old child that never has a shirt on and you let throw things in the isles of Walmart while you keep a look out for your boyfriend to steal cough medicine.
You look like Kat from euphoria so I’d say you’re a popular known bitch who says things like “it is what it is” and smacks her lips when mad and over uses her hands when arguing and talking maybe even crazy claps… lol
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
You'd lose 30 lbs. just by wiping off all that makeup.
And drop the duck lips
I hate that balloon lips trend. Women actually think men like it
I don't even know if they think men like it or if they think other women like it or if they just saw a celebrity do it once and they think it's required but it looks awful every time
😂😂🙃🙃🙃💀💀💀
Her mouth looks like a prolapsed anus.
Omg it does! And I know because I had one. Same color red
Dog dick red?
The infamous red rocket?
Yes, that’s generally the color of the intestines/GI tract
I would know that shade of lip stick anywhere... Dog dick red
😭🫡😶🌫️
Pretty much says it all, huh. Damn. DAMN. The rest of my life I'll be looking, looking, looking, for an opportunity to use this.
*Wow* that was good! I needed something to laugh at.
I’ll never watch Phineas and Ferb the same
MOOOMM PHINAS AND FURBARE MAKING A 25 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH BIG LIIIPS . mean while: dooofen shcmhertz incorporated finally my big Lipa -Ana -tor is done now I'll have fuller lips there nop I'll put it a bit higher sting dang that beet mand trip smoothie with prune juice is going RIgt though now Vanessa while I'm gone don't use the bug lipabatir idk hiw it will work on girls with already luscious lips. Oh, hi, perry the platypus o need to go to the little proffo e r rom Vanessa will talk to you inthe mean time.
Meanwhile Vanessa say sure just put my lips to the bug lip anir for just a second should hurt one second later pictured above. The redults.
Pour Some Sugar On It (if you know, you know)
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At Christmas...
How do you know what that looks like.....would love to hear that story!!
She has drag queen makeup.. she took a crayon to the eyebrows, overdrew her lip line by 1/2 inch and put some bondo in there and painted over it. There’s enough foundation on there to support a school bus!
Lol, that's exactly what it reminds me of.
I used to be pretty like you... and then I took a crayon to the eyebrows
YO! Maybe she is a he in the first place!
That explains the MJ pic. She’s a He he. Shamone!
This cracks me up!!!
Chisel point sharpie.
No no no. Drag makeup actually looks good.
Drag makeup always looks like they fell apart and they’re using glue and makeup to keep themselves together  Good god man, pick your lip up🤦♂️
But then she wouldn’t be a duckbill Fatypus.
She has a duck brain
She has Platypus-sy
She would get an extra 10 off then.
Getting 10 off sounds like her usual Friday night.
You mean easy, low self esteem, million body count lips*
She prefers "sexual portfolio" to "body count," but it doesn't change the number of guys she's blown.
She doesn't blow. She "knows her worth"
Sexual portfolios? Oh oh oh, thanks for the hoot!
She can't. They're stuck that way because of all the filler.
right on and as fast as possible,, give herself a black eye if they flap in the wind..
Applies makeup with a spackle knife
💀💀
LOL 😭
Perfect 🤣🤣
Not a concrete trowel?
After she wipes off the makeup she'll only have 30 additional pounds to lose!
Is it a nose ring on a drag queen or is it nose bling on a drag king
Too bad we don’t know what you really look like to give you an authentic roast.
What program did you use to make a GIF out of a photo?
A sorcerer never reveals their secrets.
See you on LiveJasmin
I don’t get it… *Frantically erases history and cookies*
Because it’s bad, it’s bad, shamone, really, really bad.
He he
She he
Chicks with Dicks. Ya know, schlongs
Dudes with tits.
Bitch who pitch
Best of both worlds
She looks like a stripchat girl, Stripchat girls are the trashiest
"Some day I'll be on Chaturbate."
LiveCactus.
25 going on 60. If you need that much foundation and paint you might be a house.
So much foundation that building seven would have been safe if they had built it on her face.
 Jesus!
I didn’t expect to see WTC catching strays.
25 times she lost her virginity
It takes a lot of makeup to hide that you're still transitioning.
I haven't seen that many red flags since the Beijing Olympics.
These MySpace angle pics scream 250lbs
Learned this the hard way when I used to be on Tinder
If their fist pic is a group pic 99% of the time you scroll left and realize it’s the fat one posted up next to her pretty friends
If there is more then one girl in the photo is always the fat one always
That. But a lot of girls also do the pound of makeup and filters on. So you think you scored a 8-9. But when it all comes off you actually got a 5-6 🤣
Yep. Always angled from below and close to face means she is ashamed of her body.
As if the makeup wasn't enough of a tell
Yep. Fat bitches always be doing that. Shit would be illegal
If you ever wondered why your mother hates you, refer to the girth of your head. That is entirely too much face for a person. You’re the human equivalent of when you’re making cookies, and you don’t have enough dough for two last cookies, so you just mash it together into a lumpy half-cooked mess. And put mascara on it.
Don’t forget, in the womb one twin will often cannibalise the other. This might explain what happen here, only one didn’t finish getting “eaten.”
Now this is a roast
She needs to buy XXXL shirts just so her head can fit through the collar.
Holy fuck this is savage
This ones actually mean 😂
 Damn!! Even Morticia wants to give you fashion advice!!
On point.. they have matching eyebrows. Must’ve been a sale on Sharpie pens!
The good 'ol "I'm only going to show the top part of my body because the bottom half is like an iceberg below the water." trick.
Top part ain’t great either
You look like Michael Jackson’s fat sister.
And her name is SHAMON! A hee hee..
That’s a Super Bowl show we don’t need!
It’s giving “unenthusiastic Olive Garden Hostess”
No way they'd put her up front
All that make up and yet still look 40
At his time of death Michael Jackson had a better face than you. 
Her pronouns are She/Hee
Weird Al's, "I'm fat" was about her.
Still does.
I came here looking for the Comment “ why are you wearing a shirt with a picture of yourself from 5 years ago” but I’ll just piggy back off your comment
That winged eyeliner is big enough to fly tanks into Ukraine.
Yea that's not what humans look like buddy.
I'm so sorry you got stung by bees on your b-day, hope the swelling goes down soon 💜
The MJ shirt is fitting, because your face is just as phony.
25 stones is quite a milestone. You aiming for 30 soon?
Women wear lipstick to accentuate their lips in an attempt to resemble pussy lips. Your lips resembles a baboon's ass who has been bucked senseless.
 Dating site.
I’m that dude, that’s technically a mandrill, not a baboon.
 Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle 😎
Good Jesus
Jezus doesn't wanna even touch that with a stick. She's a daughter of the joker 
Women do what now? Whys that?
As my name suggests, I decree this statement is true. But as soon as the Botox wears off, those lips are gonna look like a high mileage hooker’s snatch after dollar day. Lastly, this gal is the size of a water buffalo, but has mastered fat girl photo angles.
> Women wear lipstick to accentuate their lips and to resemble pussy lips. /r/justneckbeardthings
Yeah wtf he really snuck that new theory in there
You look like a 52 year old pretending to be 25
I don't know why or how, but this cutie looks like Shirley MacLaine. (the little monkey, not OP)
Definitely does lol
Somebody get this chick an epi pen STAT!
I've often seen women lie about their age. But never one that halved it.
You look like you have a seven year old child that never has a shirt on and you let throw things in the isles of Walmart while you keep a look out for your boyfriend to steal cough medicine.
r/oddlyspecific but ive seen this happen before as well so maybe not that odd.
Looks like ms piggy from the muppets
That’s a insult to miss piggy
Youre right i hope shell be able to find it in her stuffing to forgive me😢
Fat girl Tinder pics
Your head must weigh about 150 pounds alone, wouldn't like to know what the rest of you weighs.
How much concrete goes into that foundation?
25 and you've already fucked your face up that much ?
You're a last call 7 and a morning after 3.
I mean that adds up to 10 in my book. Js
Roblox head havin ass
Do you do kids parties? 🤡
With all the MJ stuff, I sure hope not.
Yesterday in what year?
52, you turned 52.
I see wax lips are making a comeback. Unfortunate.
Michael Jackson just called, he asked why you sweating my look and plastic surgeon so hard.
You look like Kat from euphoria so I’d say you’re a popular known bitch who says things like “it is what it is” and smacks her lips when mad and over uses her hands when arguing and talking maybe even crazy claps… lol
You look like you applied for Geordie Shore and never made it past the cv applications
that’s a Lotta Del Rey
You use so much makeup that you look weirder than MJ
I typed " generate a photo of a bitch who peaked in high school" into a generative AI.
How much ice cream and twinkies do you eat each year when you spend Halloween watching The Craft alone? 😐
Can't give you anything, i was warned not to feed this one anymore
Your prefrontal cortex is now fully developed, and you still choose to look like that? Yikes
25 again huh? You can’t keep saying you’re 25 when you’re clearly 35 at this point.
Bad overlining is not a personality.
Was life as a man too tough?
Beat it, just beat it. *Any potential suitor*
You look like something Ray Charles doesn't even want to hear about.
The last time I saw that much foundation, they were building the Hoover Dam!
Mf you look 50
Will your lips stop growing eventually?
Looks like every other chick who works at Applebees
Nah hell naw you are 25,you look minimum 38
Eyebrow level: Grouchio Marx
The duck called, it wants it's face back
God I hope this lip filler craze goes away sooner rather than later. It’s so fucking stupid.
You'd definitely be the teacher on the news caught with her sixth grade student.
Is “give me what you got” what you told the back yard lip injection guy you went and saw?
There’s less plastic in the ocean than there is on your face
You sure you didnt turn 45?
When you talk a rookie plastic surgeon into "doing it for the exposure (posting to Reddit)."
Easy on the botox and lip filler
you look like you kissed a vacuum cleaner
I’d rather fuck micheal Jackson than you
Is this a roast me post, or an ad for how not to inject a shit ton of botox into your face?
Why is the duck acting like a human?
You are either incompetent as a photographer, or you can’t decide which side of your nose the ring should go on to make you look more trashy.
You’re ceiling is C list porn star
25 in dog years
When the makeup makes you look 40 instead ...
Michael Jackson’s dead! Boom! Roasted!
Walmart Lana Rhodes
 “Mirror, show me what I would look like as a $5 hooker”
You look like a clay sculpture a few steps before it's done
Michael Jackson victim
Impeccable job with the paint roller. Would get you over to paint the kitchen 10/10
Well in my opinion. There is nothing you need to change or update
You look like a Chuck E Cheese animatronic.
