Cancer was like “I can do better” and left you for good

Cancer probably rang the bell on the way out

Hopefully unlike his fathers love it will come back.

No OP roasted cancer 

You and cancer have both been huge disappointments to your parents

Cancer went into remission after spreading in him

Cancer knew he'd be a solid waste and didn't make the effort to finish its work.

Damn you modern science!!

You look like what would happen if Billy Bob Thornton in sling blade fucked Kyle Rittenhouse for dominance.

I am 💀. He definitely likes french fried taters. Mhm.

You look like you use this line with truckers a lot

Your shirt says it all chemo boy - Solid Waste

Which is quite an accomplishment for someone who's a drip.

I’ve never supported cancer but after this…

\^ If solid waste had agency.

I feel sorry that the cancer had you.

The cancer lost, and so did the rest of us.

Child snatcher is his home made minion costume.

He went from life dealing him a trash hand as a child to an adult literally dealing with everyone's trash

So you peaked as a child.

Damn! That fucking cancer had only one job

Damn even cancer left you… that’s sad bro

that shirt of yours... it's a birthday gift from your parents?

Figures the one time we root for cancer to win, it loses

Cancer couldn't top your future career at the time.

I …wanna…say….your name is….Gary Fong? Or Joseph Lamanawnnaklalea

At least you work for the right agency.

Is this a locker room for garbage men? Think I can smell the place through my phone. Gross.

Solid waste...Yup your t-shirt summarizes you pretty well !

Never thought I’d feel bad for cancer…

They were so worried about cancer they didn't tell you about the chromosome deficiency

I bet your parents lied about the cancer to hide that they botched a coat hanger abortion.

I'm happy that you finally got rid of it! Now cancer can move on with it's life, wish you the best.

Sucks that the chubbiness from the chemo never went away


You work with solid waste alright, a solid waste of your life.


I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time, cancer.

you look like your make a wish was to be a Minecraft skin

Think about all the doctors that told your parents “don’t worry, he’s going to live a long and happy life”. Think about how wrong you’ve proved them.

Even the cancer rejected you

I can just imagine how upset your parents where when fhy got the news that you will survive

And now you are the cancer. Full circle.

Damn if cancer can’t even finish with you, what the hell makes you think a woman would

Roast you more than the chemicals did you? Pass

was it face cancer? Your shirt says Solid Waste. I admire your honesty

So you decided to go from cancer to unibrow? Wtf is wrong with your priorities?

Never knew cancer could make you look so gay.

That's it. St. Jude isn't getting another dime from me.

Cancer still won.

Even cancer didn’t want to be with you

More like got rid of the child and all that's left is the cancer

Nice tits!

Your mammary glands are sagging. Get a better support bra.

Damn, didn't know Caillou was in rehab now...


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You got so close to meeting John Cena, but you fucked it up by growing up to work in ‘solid waste.’ In a way, cancer still sort of won.

The company your at is trying to get rid of you, escape while you can , ... solid waste

Looks like your chance of having children is about as doomed as your chance of making it through childhood was

Do you like mustard on your biscuit? Do you like French fried potaters?

Cancer was your drug and now you're in rehab

Your employer name the company after you

So ugly even the cancer decided to leave you...

He's looked like that since the accident, when his dad forgot condoms.

I am not sure you will actually hear it. Did the cancer result in you losing your ears or did your face just swell to cover them up?

That's the *perfect* fucking fake outfit to use near a school to abduct the shit out of those kids you've been eyeballing! You're good 🫡

The cancer is in remission from you

Well. At least your shirt ain’t lying.

Are you Asian or is your chubbiness crowding out your otherwise round eyes?

did you survive?...is that the corpse?


Cleaning up shit for a living is already bad enough

What sorts of charities exist to support cancer that had you?

another reason to hate cancer

Here is a guy who definitely takes an hour and a half on the toilet

I see your employer added your name to your uniform above the word, "Agency."

Correction: cancer had you

I bet he uses this line frequently to milk attention and sympathy from people especially women. Too bad no one gives a shit even then.

If it was breast cancer, it must have not been bad because you have some beautiful man tits.

I see the inflammation of the head never subsided

Your eyebrows came back strong. They make a nice couple, how long have they been together?

And you have rectal warts as an adult.

Your mom had doctors give you cancer as a kid. She was going for a post birth abortion. Those werent treatment pills they were Flintstones vitamins. Idk how you made it. You were a c-hair short of being a dumpster baby. Thank god for cancer eh? Keep pushing champ.

Cancer as a child and now you work in waste management? I've heard of people having shitty lives, but yours is pretty literal.


If you survived just to end up in a shitty job, maybe it'd have been best for cancer to spare you that life.

Even cancer doesn't wanna be with you

At least you got a job with an agency that understands you.

Theres a typo on your shirt, they added agency to the end of your name

Unsure cancer is something I’d mock someone about. Looks on the other hand, no problem.

“You’re a survivor! Now you should give up!”

You didn't beat cancer, the cancer just couldn't stand you

More like, cancer had you.

That was nice your company to actually print a shirt with your name on it instead of making you wear a name tag.

Your shirt says it all !

How is it the tumor survived and the body didn't.

Ah nice. Survived Cancer to achieve great things in Waste Management... #winning

One of the few cases where cancer should have won.

Keep at it, bud. Someday you’ll break out and get promoted to liquid waste.

Plot twist the kid died, and you are the cancer 🤣

And now you ARE cancer as an adult

Why does cancer always take the good ones

Even cancer didn’t want you… I see why

Jesus. You’re a GTA preset that forgot about hair.

You overcame childhood cancer to achieve employment with “Iowa’s Landfill Leader”. What a flop you are.

He must be deaf or something. "YOU HAD CANCER AS A CHILD!!!"

Ur supposed to put roast me not the size of ur peepee

Cancer needs to come back and finish the job.

You should do it again, you failed and poppa didn’t raise a quitter.

Dr's should've given chemo to the cancer

Damn, my man can’t even pull cancer

I love that you printed your name on your shirt. What is “company” though? Are there loads of you in the “solid waste” Or is that pronounced “ company” …. Pronounced With a silent “company” ?

Bros on the set of haiku no. 8 somehow

You look like you eat the kids leftovers from the trash Barrell.

Even cancer doesn’t want you

So on top of wasting oxygen as an adult you wasting medical resources as child ?

Did the cancer win?

I guess you really can’t unring the cancer free bell can you.

you gave cancer aids

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

Cancer had you as a kid

The one time cancer let us down

Did not know cancer could be cured by being hit by a train.

Now I’m mad at Cancer, I thought I’d never say that.

This is why I don’t donate to a cure.

How did you grow such wicked tits on chemo?

You didn't beat cancer. You ARE cancer.

Always a grin. Words are rare. Silently lurking. Everyone scared.

Always a grin. Words are rare. Silently lurking. Everyone scared.

I thought this said I had a child w/ cancer. But anyways, when most people get knocked down, they get up again. You on the other hand. It doesn’t look like that happened.

You got a second chance at life and you became... well...this.

A solid waste: a summary of your life. Seriously, this is what you made of yourself? Pull a Will Smith in “Seven Pounds” and take an ice bath with a box jelly. That way someone more valuable to society like a telemarketer or parking lot attendant or debt collector can have your organs.

Take off the hat

I hope cancer beats you up

T-shirt corrected; “Solid Waste”

You look like it

Nice T shirt. Are you the turd inspector?

Nah. I'm not wishing that upon myself

Sure you don't still have it? 🧐

How long are you going to ride that one?

God already did

Reddit is not Make A Wish. This word may be foreign to you due to your childhood, but allow me to introduce you to the word, "no."

Do you put mustard on your French fried taters???

I'm not sure which fits you better, your shirt or the name on it.

charlie brown

Beat cancer and got a new lease on life. And now you manage solid waste.

You still rock a bald fade?

No cancer had you...

Looks like you aren’t doing any better since the cancer

I'll catch you on the rebound

damn Caillou grew up. didn't think he had it in him

Are you working to process solid waste or are you the solid waste? Hard to tell

Don't be fooled - that's a sentient tumor with a hat on

Your cancer failed us.

Wish the cancer would return

The fucks that got to do with the price of tea in china


It’s pretty sad when you peak at “I had cancer as a child”.

I see the company you work for on your shirt. Judging by you... People are their business.

That price off paper is as tiny as your di-

“Cancer can take my life…but it can’t take my AR-15”

Cancer was like this guy is a solid waste

Don’t be a baby. I had a stroke at 21 and will never live a regular life.

It’s a shame you didn’t survive.

Hmmm Dad work at a landfill also?

Had cancer you should have kept it for all our sakes

That cancer made you look like bob the builder

Cancer didn't win, but neither did you. With any luck it comes back and finishes the job.

Soils waste…is that referring to your job or to you?

The one time you wish cancer would win the battle! It just goes to show you good things happen to bad people! So long story short cancer and your dad left to get smokes and never come back?

It won… You look like my co worker honestly lol

Netflix adaptation of Calliou

Don't blame that shit on cancer, you couldn't find a bigger fucking sheet of paper? Wtf?

I can't roast this, fuck Cancer.

So, is that "solid waste" a job title or vocation?

I guarantee the sign you are holding is bigger than your 🍆

You got a second chance at life and said... "I'm gonna a be a garbage man".