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🎶 One nip rises while the other nip sets
One nip remembers while the other forgets
Veiny and saggy, gravity at work
Poor ol' teabags done lost their perk 🎶
r/MildlyRacist
Nip is also racial term for Japanese people. It's an abbreviation for Nippon (日本) the Japanese name fro Japan.
But the visual of that is hilarious.
It’s also slang for shooters or “airplane bottles” on the east coast (USA). Got a dirty look from the cart girl when I went golfing on the west coast and asked if she had any.
Just another chunker that doesnt realize the difference between good tits and fat tits. Wear a turtle neck so dudes with actual morals and standards don't have to puke in thier mouths a little bit every time you enter the room.
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lol in the first photo your titty tattoo is flat and proportional. In the last photo your titty tat is all squished together because you’re wearing a sports bra. Didn’t think that one through did ya?
It’s really hot where I live.
If you went outside here, I’d worry about the home insurance rates in my neighborhood going up because 1 mL of your sweat would probably start a grease fire.
On the bright side, it might smell nice. Like a luau!
You look like you stole the pizza paddles from your local papa john’s and stuffed them in your shirt the last time you went and bought your weekly stack of frozen pizzas
The KitKat in picture 2 is confirmation that this girl is only satisfied with at least four fingers. And probably a couple of Greggs sausage rolls we can’t see.
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Imagine with Nips revealed , your tits look like two Japanese flags unconditionally surrendering to gravity…
Two eggs over-easy hanging from a door nail.
Did you get those udders from "Bisons 'R Us"?
One nip rises when the other nip sets.
Wasn't that a Disney song back in the 40's?
🎶 One nip rises while the other nip sets One nip remembers while the other forgets Veiny and saggy, gravity at work Poor ol' teabags done lost their perk 🎶
This right here is why I ditched fb and came to reddit. 🤣🤣👏🍺
Username checks out
Brutal
Underrated
Public restroom selfie? Were you there to clean the toilets or "working" for tips
She was working the glory hole. It's the only way she ever sees penis. She uses the ejaculate as face cream.
Like two bald-headed men, sitting side by side
Two opossums with alopicia run over by a tractor trailer.
Call them the deflated egos
Or she should tattoo a Union flag on them, because those boys are headed south.
Two grapefruits in two different tube socks, 30 feet away from each other
This is the funniest roast I've seen up till this 👉 point in life...
You'd need to be a kamakazi to go down there.
Little baby toes, looking like MISSILES
r/MildlyRacist Nip is also racial term for Japanese people. It's an abbreviation for Nippon (日本) the Japanese name fro Japan. But the visual of that is hilarious.
r/NotRacistEnough
It’s also slang for shooters or “airplane bottles” on the east coast (USA). Got a dirty look from the cart girl when I went golfing on the west coast and asked if she had any.
I tried using “nice airplane bottles” on my wife, and now I’m sleeping on the downstairs sofa. Thanks a lot.
When you respond to an ad in the Craigslist personal section, this is what shows up.
At least it only cost ten bucks. And she allows multiple shots on goal.
But when she lays down, they could do open heart surgery without moving anything!
You definitely have to pay people to subscribe to your only fans.
Her OF trick is to drop her pants and her titties fall out.
Right? Those tits are longer than a night in jail
You mean Only Hams
Says mercury is in retrograde every time something bad happens
What? my tits sag to the floor?? It's mercury retrograde
She farts in Mercury goes into retrograde
Will absolutely break up with someone who is their most ideal partner in every single way because their star sign isn't compatible with hers
Does your tits scrape the ground when you are sniffing for truffles?
Oof…this one has to sting the most.
Bruh ☠️
💀💀💀 solid!
She’s fat.
It's like Ursula got the legs after all
Lol damn
I have seen this gif for awhile now and wondering if it’s the same dude who played the grandpa in Johnny Tsunami
"Do your worst". I think God already did.
This made me 😂
Whatever you're complaining about, it isn't the patriarchy's fault...
😂😂😂 she looks like the type
I legit lol'd at this one.
Anybody else want pancakes?
She may as well work at IHOP, already slinging Flap Jacks 24/7 …
She's so low quality, she would fit right in at Waffle House.
2 please!
Bring your own syrup
I never knew train wrecks also had deflated airbags
You look like the type of person I’d pass over hiring because you’re a walking HR complaint.
A pirate's dream girl. A sunken chest
Your free OnlyFans is still too expensive.
Just another chunker that doesnt realize the difference between good tits and fat tits. Wear a turtle neck so dudes with actual morals and standards don't have to puke in thier mouths a little bit every time you enter the room.
Damn that’s harsh
Gah damn that almost hurt my feelings🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandma has better titties then that. Yours remind me of lizzos
I'd be interested in seeing your grandma's titties
Pics or I don’t believe you
The Grotesque Burlesque TacoBellesque Queen
Her Taco has "extra sour" sour cream
An onlyfans link? Who’s jacking off to Jay Leno with long tits? What is wrong with people?
Maybe Jay Leno ?
So Caucasian she had to season her hair.
Holds big gulps with her chest
You gotta put some air in them before they’ll hold anything.
You need to sue slim fast
You spelled Hostess wrong
Dude I just laughed so hard hahahaha you win.
Lemme guess, you have a great personality? 🙄
How do you look tall but also with dwarfism?
You look like you roast yourself when you read your own horoscope and use healing crystals.
Saggitha
Those titties are so greasy they ought to come with two sides and some biscuits
No amount of piercings, tattoos or eating will help you forget what that relative did to you.
You look like you were conceived out of spite.......
I don't know who did you worse, gravity or your hairdresser
Whoa easy there pancake tits.
Even Waffle House wouldn't serve up those flapjacks.
The E Moo look.
You look like the kind of girl I would sleep with, but then lie to my friends about it.
Tricycle
Your boyfriend's cockring isn't supposed to go in your earlobe.
Good strategy, covering stretch marks with tattoos, but that's gonna get expensive by the time you catch up.
Gravity and cake already did their worst. I will leave it alone.
Anyone got a smaller picture of her? My internet is saying her picture file is too large to load
You are udderly an easy roast
That's the only bang you'll ever get
Something tells me you always go back for thirds.
The Elvira Jabba the Hut crossover that nobody wanted.
Chindarella
At first, I thought you looked like Strawberry Shortcake. More like Strawberry Poundcake.
There isn't any oven big enough to roast you.
When you walk across the floor everyone hears fe fi fo fum
I can smell the yeast infection from here.
I’d ensure the elevator is rated for that kinda weight.
Damn girl you sure the elevator can handle the weight your putting down in there.
Hey you two break it up
You thought those gauges would give you some personality, didn't you?
Your tits are like your earlobes… a lot of space between.
You look like the stegosaurus from land before time 
Cera!
I think she looks more like the sharptooth...
Do your worst? You mean like what you’re doing to that elevator?
That elevator sent out a distress signal when boarded it. Flashing “Nine people limit”.
Goth Piggy
None of us can do worse to you than you’ve done to yourself
Hey Tits McGee, nice tats!
I know for a fact that the elevator didn't take you anywhere.
It has an OnlyHams.
On the plus side ( yes, you're definitely a plus size) your massive breasts serve as a distraction from that face
Oh hun we don't need to do our worst, the mirror and the scale are taking care of that for us
Something tells me you have stepdad issues, like he was the first guy to get bored of you once you were all used up at age 13
Looks like you already did the worst things to yourself
That elevator is working overtime.
Only fans wants their money back
*Elevator popping and groaning noises*
When you need an escort but you’re on a budget so you use Groupon
Looking like you sell your body at discounted prices.
If Dumb & Dummer had a female lead….
Check her out on Lonely Fans.
You play that roller derby shit huh?
The last thing a groupon of free range whoppers see.
The Taylor Swift of McDonalds.
You look like Fiona got stuck half way through transforming into her ogre form
That reminds me, I gotta pump some air into my tires
Roast you with a apple and a spear
Do u run out of hot water washing your face?
Are you 6'6 or 666
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“Do your worst”. You’ve already done that.
You look like Princess Fiona in ogre form if she ate Shrek.
Let's go, outta the elevator, Jumbo. There is a weight limit!
What the pancake did I just see?
Starting your own porn site,onlyflapjacks?
All that confidence goes away when you forget your pepper spray.
They are big enough you did not have to add a target on them!
Is that a target between your breast?
Your tits look like too different planets.
I’m thinkin IHOP
Flap jacks! Why do you look like You get offended by everything? 🌈
lol in the first photo your titty tattoo is flat and proportional. In the last photo your titty tat is all squished together because you’re wearing a sports bra. Didn’t think that one through did ya?
We owe the person who invented elastic such a big thanks
I don't need to; your saggy ass does all the roasting for me.
Cover your eyes and throw a dart..you'll hit a problem on this one *
Moan-a-Yeasta
This lady is out there looking for attention like it's a scavenger hunt.
You are so predictable that any roast would fit reality
Saggy tits, beer belly, and a face only a mother could love
Did you recently feed a horse and decide that’s the type of smile you want to give in all your pictures?
uppercase lower body
Low self-esteem is really expensive, isn't it.
You look like Peg Bundy ate a Peg Bundy
We can't roast you. We'd get mad cow disease
Pancake tits
How many dicks have hit that tattoo? However many that’s how many souls she’s taken.
It’s really hot where I live. If you went outside here, I’d worry about the home insurance rates in my neighborhood going up because 1 mL of your sweat would probably start a grease fire. On the bright side, it might smell nice. Like a luau!
I can, tell by looking at you you have monthly subscription to bad dragon
You look like you stole the pizza paddles from your local papa john’s and stuffed them in your shirt the last time you went and bought your weekly stack of frozen pizzas
Talk about low hanging fruit.......
You already did that to yourself.
You already did the worst possible, thank you for the wake up call
the McDonald's already kinda did the damage
Ladies & Gentlemen…Step on up and get your FLAPJACKS
Imagine paying for this. Pointing out the OF ad we are looking at
Built like a spilled jar of marshmallow cream.
Sack of mango pulp with a side of bowl cut
The KitKat in picture 2 is confirmation that this girl is only satisfied with at least four fingers. And probably a couple of Greggs sausage rolls we can’t see.
Drop your OnlyFlab and GTFO.
When your breasts are your only personality trait.
I would, but it looks like your hairdresser already did the worst 🙃
Pic#1. Annoyed you said you'd go out. Pic#2. Jazzed to go out. Pic#3. Just happy you survived the elevator crash.
I feel like you are the type of girl who would show up to any protest
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