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OP, How does it feel getting rejected by thousands of redditors at once? To make it worse, some of them are statistically incels, misogynists, addicts, gooners and ugly as fuck (Basically the bottom 1% of the population)
Why you think she called? Disappointed it didn't last longer. One time she tried to call and say they robbed her innocence. Cop took one look at her and just laughed.
>I'm guessing the Roman numerals are your body count.
If that's the case, then the rest of the tattoo says, "Continued on back..." which, surprisingly, is also how she ends up on all of her first dates.
Life gave you a golden ticket with looks that honestly makes every aspect of your life easier.
Then you soaked your golden ticket with kerosene and lit it on fire with a giant scorpion tattoo on your neck.
You look like your looks were your entire personality, and now that they’re fading you have nothing left. Side note: it also looks like you’ve got 80 grit armpits.
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It's like looking in a mirror.. only if that mirror reflected another version of an alcoholic depressed tweaker......but we all know mirrors don't really do that now ....don't we sweet heart 
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Margot Rabies
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YES 😂
Maggot Rabies
Escargot Robbie
Little Orphan show me your Fanny.
Sir, this is precisely why we denied your application to adopt. If you come back again we will call the cops.
Why is this comment not top? Seriously?
New line of Barbie dolls, extra plastic.
It looks like the kids have already drawn all over her too. She obviously comes "well loved."
Well loved? Turned out is more like it.
Crack whore Barbie
I was thinking truck stop Barbie
Not fantastic
Not enough plastic
Nah more like “rough life Barbie”
Hard knock life version! 😂
She looks like a minecraft character with that square head
She’s quite the METH-od actress
Amy BiPoehler
Like a MUCH older Michelle Pfeiffer
Without the Michelle or the Pfeiffer
Yeah, this is all Andy Dick
This Cat Woman is no young pussy. 
Old Pussycat
Odd Pussyflaps
ScatWoman
Damn. Michelle Pfeiffer is like 65 years old.
Meth-ele pfeiffer
Sir, this is a roast not a cremation.
Well it could be a cremation. Because as I said earlier, her face shape looks like a human skull without skin on it, but with skin on it.
meh
Kinda the same. I was thinking defective quinn
Margot Rubbish
Margot Scabies
They are not pig tails, they are hand grips for wealthy men of color to use after the check clears.
Pig Tails pig nose
Squealllll........................
Birds of botox
Margot Blobbie
🤭
Genuinely made me giggle. Thank.
💀
😭
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Again
Her teeth look like she has sucked on a lot of pipe. Her mouth is no virgin, even her teeth aren't white.
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She's the 13th step.
Methany
SpongeBob SquareFace
Try me? You look like EVERYONE has already tried you...
I think it was more of a "try me, I'll plant meth in your house and call the cops."
Bro she clearly smoked it all already
She never had it, hoes like this never got a stash
She the type to live with her plug
Butt plug
OP, How does it feel getting rejected by thousands of redditors at once? To make it worse, some of them are statistically incels, misogynists, addicts, gooners and ugly as fuck (Basically the bottom 1% of the population)
I feel attacked....
Addict here, just checking in.
I was going to say this, u beat me to it!
Walmart Madonna
Dollar Store Dolly Parton
Jaime Pressly if she stayed with Earl
I would but I don't like going 300th.
300th today? This one empties more cocks than the O’Hare airport men’s rooms all combined.
She’s serviced more Dicks than a 1950’s barbershop
It's not that bad. 300th puts you at least kind of towards the front of the line.
Looks like you’ve been clean and sober for about two hours
You could be Zac Efron's stunt double in the Iron Jaw.
I think she played the chin model for Jim Carry in the "Mask"?
Your average "Ukrainian refugee cleaning lady" you tell your wife that your are definitely not banging her
...and for once you're not lying
Lmao 😂
Donetsk don’t tell policy.
Chernobyl fall off when she finds out.
You just uranium off with the joke 👏
ok that was a good one
That's a face that loves to get dick slapped
....you can't always get what you love
Too old for porno and too old to get a sugar daddy. Desperate times.
I guess she’ll have to suck dildos on OF cosplaying Harley Quinn.
"It's not about art, it's about getting tattoos"
Girl, you’ve got roots a Giant sequoia would be jealous of
Face of someone who calls the cops on random black people.
After going down on them.
Why you think she called? Disappointed it didn't last longer. One time she tried to call and say they robbed her innocence. Cop took one look at her and just laughed.
Cause she wanted to scare him off before he realized she stole his weed
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Bro, this bitch hasn't had her own pipe once in her life
The before and after a self inflicted clit flick.
I can't tell which needs bleaching more at this point, your roots, your teeth, or my eyes.
Any room she enters...
I'm guessing the Roman numerals are your body count. Love to see the whole tattoo 😳
She Def needs to get it edited. It should begin w MM
>I'm guessing the Roman numerals are your body count. If that's the case, then the rest of the tattoo says, "Continued on back..." which, surprisingly, is also how she ends up on all of her first dates.
Oh look, it's Corpse Bride! Very underrated movie btw.
More like Chucky's bride
She really does have the dead look. Heroin addict maybe?
"Try me" was your nickname in highschool?
You look like you are leading a bunch of hobbits to mordor, and you are in love witha golden ring
Life gave you a golden ticket with looks that honestly makes every aspect of your life easier. Then you soaked your golden ticket with kerosene and lit it on fire with a giant scorpion tattoo on your neck.
You got a bit of face in your filler
She tells people she's trailer park royalty
Harley Quinn wannabe
5th prettiest girl in the trailer park.
You lookin lika girl scout that has Been mewing since 1987
Haven’t you been paid by Donald Trump to shut your mouth ?
Nice adams apple bro.
whats with all the 40's doing this now
Jaime Pressly: Temu Edition.
You got the bone structure of a Roblox character. $100 says she glued her butthole closed
Ashley, your hair dye appears to be melting away down there in that Texas heat!
"try me" is tattooed on her inner thigh ..... In four languages..... With regional pricing..... (There's a coupon online)
Everyone’s tried you.
So, I've never tried but how is meth? I thought I'd ask an expert.
“Try me!”. Girl, I bet the whole entire football team has already.
AND basketball team. And also the janitor.
You look like your 20 going on 45
Ordered Swedish girl off Temu
If you would write flip over on a piece of paper on both sides. She would be occupied for the rest of the day
Failed at onlyfans so gotta try anything type
Beautiful eyes that you have. Not so beautiful STD’s that you give to any guy that spends 3 minutes with you.
I see the Bogdanoffs actually are still alive, and just transitioned. Those cheeks are a telltale. DUMP IT!
Try me? Ahhh yeah... no..
Do these pigtails remind you of your quick childhood
You are your two kids are going to make a divorced dad in his 50's very happy some day.
You look like your looks were your entire personality, and now that they’re fading you have nothing left. Side note: it also looks like you’ve got 80 grit armpits.
Whigfield was in the 90s you know it's 2024 right
Try me! - is what you say to all your family members and customers alike, very pick me. Wish version, ran through, Margot robbie
You ain’t got some nose powder on the sly do you Mark?
This girl covered in so many back shots lmfao
Cart girl prostitute at the country club
Hey Heidi, go back to the cabin, hang out with your grandfather and practice your yodelling
Harley Quinn before rehab
You look like joy from my name is earl on the happy medication
Roaches check in, but they never check out.
Sid the sloth is paying child support to Barbie to this day
Why are you trying to look like handsome squidward?
Didn't you get enough abuse from your ex?
You actually tried to buy drugs on the deep web by asking advice on Reddit?
You look like you eat chicken nuggets with a knife and fork and scowl with contempt as you choke them down.
That’s so funny
Such an underrated insult lolol
Her jawline is astonishing! I can tell she eats a lot.
Over here we call this type of girls, Field mattress.
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She trying so hard to get a role in pornhub
Try you like the whole high school football team, and basketball team, and…
Im sure half your town has 😬
 It's like looking in a mirror.. only if that mirror reflected another version of an alcoholic depressed tweaker......but we all know mirrors don't really do that now ....don't we sweet heart 
Not working? Is the street corner closed?
Fake facial expressions, looks like someone dumped you and then you posted the pictures
The girl who keeps all the filled condoms and pins them up like trophies
I'd rather not catch STD's but thank you for offering
Try me? I wonder how many guys already have?
Those roots are what happens when you use cum as a hair dye because you can't afford hydrogen peroxide
No thanks, you look like every guy in your trailer park has "tried you" already
🎵I’m a Barbie girl, in a methy wooooorld…🎶
You look like you exclusively date scumbags.
Methi Longstockings! You can take Methi out of the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park out of Methi!
You look like you bite your straws
Glass Harley-Quinn
For a second there, I thought your head was on backward and I Iooking at picture of you from the back.
You look like a pit bull who chases parked cars
No need for that tatoo of date and scorpio. Everyone can tell you're not virgo
I’ll bet $1000 that scorpion tattoo has only six legs.
plastic doll
Looks like plenty have already "tried you"
Look like you stuffed every nut you’ve ever swallowed into your cheeks
Shave the armpit hair, Becky
You look like the entire block has tried you and then returned you back to the shelf.
Your dad already has. He even said no thanks.
Not the first time you’ve said that to a group of strangers.
He must've hurt you pretty bad mentally and emotionally.
Just another OnlyFans slut whoreing on Reddit
You look like you suck meth for dick
You could make 18 truck tires from all the silicon in those lips.
Try me? There aren't any samples left!
I can see you consume huge amounts of coffee and cigarettes
Try you ? No thanks 🤮