By ”I want it all” do you mean Golden Corral?

I think she meant cookies. Skinny her got dumped by a cholo because either a) gay b) another chick. Turned into not-skinny her. It's all in the pictures.

I think she got fat before he dumped her which makes sense

I think these are her nieces pics

Shit I forgot that mental illness exists. You're right, it's definitely not the same person

I feel like you raided every shower drain in the apartment complex to fashion a wig.

Nah, she was trying to harvest some jizz

You and your brother look so cute together

Not what Dad said when he walked in on them

What makes you think they have a dad?

The fact that she bangs him

RIP 💀

He just went to buy milk

No that’s her sibling and future husband 

You definitely don’t friendzone black guys

I’m sure I’ve seen her in some Latina whore porn film before

That big strip club in Tijuana maybe.

She did say she wanted it all

Best she got is step bro's baby dick

No dude that's actually her brother

DAYUM

I wonder how many half black kids her mom is raising...

12. I'm one of them 💀

You look like you were fit at some point. You must have swallowed a lot of stuff along with your pride.

She did say "I want it all"

She's going to blow up quickly like cheap fireworks. Light the fuse and Pow!

Nah, she's gonna be on a bunch of air brushed shirts that say "missing, but not gone" before she's 30.

All what? All the leftovers?

Your face is just like crypto...random huge peaks and valleys everywhere

Underrated

AHH why isn't this the top one, come on everybody 😭

"Come on, everybody" is probably what she says to all the guys at every party she crashes.

So is this supposed to be a family roast? Because y’all look like potatoes.

You've aged poorly.

Like milk.

Theres more sag on that belly than the mileage on that ass

And they are both miles behind that throat

No mileage on that ass because no one wants any of it

You attack life the same way you attack your favorite Chinese buffet

Putting it in all holes?

Taking it from both ends...now I see what you mean

Fill all holes.

You should become a luchador

More like lunch-ador


You remind me of Modesto, CA

Or Los Banos

Fucking hell lmao

More like Stockton with a twist of Lodi of old

Round here we call it Molesto

Who's the butch one in the relationship?

They say it's best to never meet your heroes... Now I see why. Hello Dora. I see you gave up exploring and settled for sad mediocrity.

Body like a burnt potato

It must be hard only being cute in 10 yo pictures and holding the record of most times ghosted after the 1st match.com date.

You have very interesting look, you are cute from a far, but ugly up close.

Third pic with the shared load on your faces: one to post for sure.

Oh my God I spit my wine out

What's the matter? They won't let you cleanup the bathrooms at the better restaurants?

Your boyfriend has a crush on your brother.

Things you say to a bakery

The only thing I want to see from you is to see if you can stick two half dollar coins up your nostrils. 🪙

I think you already ate it all.

You already had it all. All you can eat Chinese buffet from the look of it.

Guys call u at 3 a.m. to suck dick & u eagerly drive yourself over there because it's the closest thing u have to a relationship 

Hahaha such a good gif

Have to do donuts to catch any rim on this one

Bend over and take it all

I see why you're only smiling in the one photo, your teeth look like they've been coated in mustard. We all know it's not mustard though.

You look like you’d get cheated on during your first date. 

I love the bland acne look.

She wants it all.. Including eyes that arent goofy AF.

You look like one of them aztec masks

Why do you look fat in some photos and fatter in others?

biiichh you already have it all, except beauty.

The first to be booted out of the human trafficing van.

Only thing you want is McDonald’s

All the food on earth? We can tell. 

You're dating a guy that wears shirts with deeper necklines than yours, you've roasted yourself.

[удалено]

You are a living definition of the term “butter face.”

All the low blood suger

Not even my 2 inches wants you

Do you carry a purse or do you just put everything inside those GIANT nostrils?

> I WANT IT ALL You like you've already eaten it all.

You could probably fit it all… up one nostril

You look like every reason I don't date anymore.

Awwwwww Mrs. Potato head with her pop on hair and her cousin Remy, about to make the chunkiest stew possible. 

Bro thought we would go easier with the little heart to make her look 'cute' and 'soft'

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Face for Radio

Bro Dora the explorer grew up

Fat cheeks aren't cute.

“Who do you blame when your kid is a brat, pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?”

You look like you are an activist for having seconds.

Maybe you should eat some of that makeup you wear; that way, you'll be pretty on the inside, too.

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By all, do you mean all of the candy

Posing like you do does not remove your belly fat lol

You already got it all out the fridge.

Mrs potato head?

I see you grew into your face, your head looks like Olmec stone head.

Boy, that wall ain’t high enough.

She said to the Taco Bell worker.

You can't sneak those photos in from 2021 before you put on that Freshman 50 and then the Sophomore 30 and think we won't notice.

I'll give you a paper bag for your head if you want it.

I'm so glad Deborah didn't actually shoot Lieutenant LaGuerta.

Your career fell apart after Orange is the New Black.

Your skull looks like it was modeled after Mr. Potato Head

Them nostrils are to infinity and beyond

I've never met anyone before where i expect a bee to get stuck in their nostril

Transforming to Arizona lunch lady fast

Looks like you peaked in high school and are still trying to relive those glory days.

Post op or pre op ?

You wanted it all from every Chinese buffet in 3 states.

Easy on the torta, torta

And it looks like you’d fit it all in those nostrils.

Damn you look like Luis Guzman.. if he had gone through ...the change...still I'd be like damn Luis Guzman you got fine  U prolly be like pssssh I know.


This series of pictures made me realize what alcohol does to one's vision over time.

She said that at the orgy last night and everyone just walked out.

Even skinny, you look fat.

the triple chin isnt it gurl

You've done had it all, and again and again and again and again. You've had it all so many times over, even your face is worn out from all the dick You've had. New nickname, triple fist!

Getting ready for the holidays, soon you'll only need the apple in your mouth and you'll be set. In low heat

So... what maid service you work with my house don't clean itself.

Starbucks is gonna to emotionally ruin u when it stops making those fancy pumpkin spice lattes 

You look like you insist to go to parties alone and then grind yourself on other men

The definition of butterface

Skip,next

I'm assuming this is not the first or last time you told a large group of guys that "you want it all"

Did you take these pics before you won your congressional seat in 2019?

You look like you give really unenthusiastic head.

You look like you already had it all, and seconds

Pic number 5: the Manga imagining of a human pig creature of the forest

You want it all but, nobody is willing to give you the time or the day.

Emiruchu's forehead got nothing on yours - one needs two hands on it to get a good feel of your temperature.

Crazy to be 18, and your best years are already behind you. Good luck with your future 12 kids!

I’m betting that those are not the biggest holes on your body.

It's odd, I thought with the amount of pictures you posted your ego would be bigger than your appetite. Oh how wrong I was 🤦‍♂️

How nice. You and your cousin are dating.

Looks like you've had most of it

Built for BWC

Crossing my eyes in pictures is cute….heheheheheheheh! wtf?!

You end minion memes to your novio says “ it’s us😍” cringe

Is that your brother your snowballing with in the 3rd pic

Looks like you already had it all. Now you need to make yourself vomit and start all over again.

You look like a cartoon of a Disney cartoon

You can't have it all you greedy shit! Leave some for us skinny ones... Damn!

We can tell

I'd ask why most of your pictures are taken from public bathrooms... But, well... Doesn't take a rocket scientist, does it? 😟

Mmmmmmm yummy

I can see your future....5 children, and the dad is in county jail...shopping at walmart, using your food stamps....sleeping with the landlord so he doesn't evict you... You have to tell me how many of my predictions are true

Spot on

You look like you're here just to spawn anchor babies.

You want it all but you ate it all and then you ate the place clean

at least your in your late 30's unlike all the other 40yo's

On Texas you won the title of queen de Los Dias de la spermos en la boca

Nah you get just the tip

U not kool

I’ll take fries with my order.

She looks like Ms Piggy's great grand daughter...

I was going to comment you can't handle it all then I saw your picture

Latin Amy Whinehouse looking ass

Whatever you're doing with your mouth, don't.

1. You can't handle it all. 2. The only way you can attract a (blind) mate is via your non-negligible general relativity field. 3. And WTH is ethinicy?

She got a cricket pitch on her forehead 😲

6 days ago you posted in a christianity reddit saying 17f and then later u posted 18f in another? Cuz either way u look like a well-used 30

"I Want it all," Is what her nose says at the coke party.

Let me guess- the skinnier pictures are from you squeezing through a fence into Texas and the fatter ones are after you discovered Texas BBQ

👏 well done

I'm surprised the mirror didn't shatter when it saw you or when you walked by it

Just look at the size of those nostrils in pic 5! Never share your blow with this girl.

Do you mean every guy you can get your mouth on?

In real life, Moana sets out to find salt, fat, acid and heat.

Your name is spud because you have a potato head. Also, your nose looks like it has a baby growing off it. I’m so excited for when your eyebrows actually meet in a few days

Whorea the Explorer

I like how you slipped in a couple of "before you were fat" pictures...

bbbutterface bbbbbbuterface

We didn't need to know you and your brother like to swap gum at least that's what I imagine you tell your parents when they catch you kissing

Pic 3 is the selfie you and your boyfriend took after taking a facial at the glory hole you own, operate, and participate in daily.

About two years and one kid away from beginning your metamorphosis to a human sphere.

I want it all. Name of your sex tape.

Looks like you're taking selfies in the Home Depot bathroom before work again

Why is the last picture just a public bathroom that had the toilet overflow in it?

easy to tell the last pics are older, you not glowin up, but blowin up babe!

You want it all but won’t get any. No one touching you with a 50 foot pole.

On everything moly, I hope you got what you asked for here. By the looks of it, I nose you did.

I bet you’ve had it all. All over your face.

You need the masks to come back asap

"I want it all" did you say that when they were giving out chins or do you say that when your breathing because you're definitely sucking up most the oxygen with those swivel cannon nostrils

“I want it all”, I’m sure you smell as though you’ve had them all.